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185 Responses to Guys, Do You Stack Up to What Girls Want? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Link: Guys, Do You Stack Up to What Girls Want? - This image charts womens penis-size preference on a technical scale from ideal to not satisfying.
  2. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    I guess bigger isn`t better.
    Seriously, who would actually want a 12 inch penis?
  3. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    This chart looks a bit naughty.. or maybe i just have a dirty mind.
  4. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I`m offended that it doesn`t go below 3 inches in either measurement.
  5. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    "any freaky combonation in length"

    i sense a fake alert

  6. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    SWEET!!! right in the dead center!!!

    and just FYI, a little curve is a good thing.

  7. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    11 inches? Putting a ruler up to your body, I can`t see that as being safe, let alone enjoyable.

    I guess it is somewhat believable, seeing as how the average size is around 6 inches.

  8. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    As a girl, I don`t think that chart`s exactly right. It`s not length so much as width.
  9. Profile photo of Prix-Sobek
    Prix-Sobek Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    That is a horrible demonstration. And women will never be satisfied if this is how they view things. Granted, a whore will want a bigger penis.
    But what about regular girls? I, for one, am afraid of big penis`s because I have a problem where my vagina is too elastic and will always go back to its original small size- so sex can be slightly painful (like loosing you`re virginity over and over).
    You men must always be looking for whores, if you assume that you`re penis has to be HUGE.
  10. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    @Legacy15: i hope so. if not, i would have to agree with Akappy.
  11. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    ^ I`d be more afraid that I`m a dude with a vagina, if I were you.
  12. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    wow lol i fit right in lol. i feel sorry for people that are in the "E" zone lol.
    but idk about that chart-a lot of girls are scared of big ones lol ;p
  13. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    (Prix-Sobek)

    And, yes, it is talking about erect penises.

  14. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Lol, I just realised that the chart was ballsy shaped.
  15. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Is a 5 inch penis at 14 too small?
  16. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    do they realize that a 6 inch circumference is larger than a soda can?
  17. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    hahaha, I must say, as accurate as this may be, I`ve had small penises that knew how to use it and they were quite enjoyable.
    ^.^
  18. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Do YOU realize that circumference and diameter are not the same thing?
  19. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    God, you people are idiots.
  20. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    since the plural of cactus is cacti shouldn`t the plural of penis be peni? just my 2 cents... think about it next time ur drunk/high...
  21. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    I can`t buy poo with your two cents. Keep it.
  22. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    They should make a guys version, the chart would swing to the bottom left
  23. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    No, because penis isn`t spelled "penus."
  24. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    i guess ur right but it also sounds like penus so one could assume that you could say it that way... if that makes any sense...
  25. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    5 inches is average.
  26. Profile photo of dopenuts
    dopenuts Male 30-39
    67 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    I know my length but not my girth so i will have to get a ruler and check back. Hopefully I`ll be in the enjoyable area but if not i will hafta find a different way to please the vajayjays:-P.
  27. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    also for the ones who dont get it a 6 inch circumference is about a 2 inch width...
  28. Profile photo of Griffish
    Griffish Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    ITT: Guys lying to girls they`ll never meet hoping they can impress someone.
  29. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Mine is 12 inches long, unfortunately its only 1/2 inch in circumference.
  30. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    (xp)

    dud change your f***ing picture

  31. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    P.S. I had an accident involving rolling pin, a blender, and some bailing twine when I was younger...
  32. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    Why Metal? You no like my sexy body?
  33. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    ^ LoL then you can fence with your penis
  34. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    "I`m offended that it doesn`t go below 3 inches in either measurement."

    Who the hell has a dick smaller than 3 inches?

  35. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    I challenge you to a duel -hyeon- at midnight.
  36. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    This should be renamed to what "Guys, do you stack up to what not nice women want"?
  37. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    xp you are totally screwed up
  38. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    haha that was funny...
  39. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    I think a 7-8 inch length would be way too big. A woman`s vaginal canal will mold around the penis that enters it, but it only has so much give. It could be that I`m just smaller than other women, but anything much longer than about 6inches hurts. The circumference sounds about right though.

    cdpickles09... I suck at anything that has to do with math and even I knew the difference between circumference and diameter. A six inch circumference is about 1.5 inches in diameter which is roughly the same size around as a golf ball.

  40. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    What about us unfortunate Asians with... er... comparatively smaller penises?
  41. Profile photo of LittleAce
    LittleAce Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    I face the winner of XP`s duel!!!
  42. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Asians are just better at math so they actually know how small their peni are. Europeans can`t add so good.
  43. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    1,2,3,8! 8 inches!
  44. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    xp you sent me a virtual chuckle
  45. Profile photo of Baldie1029
    Baldie1029 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    ^not all asians are good at math just the ones with parents who beat them and feed them full of bullpoo ghost stories to make them do good in school
  46. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    xp will deffinetly win the battle of the peni!!
  47. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    lauraly: my high school calculus education stands corrected, the circumference of my nearest can comes to roughly eight inches.

    but the preferred penis still seems unrealistically large to me =[

  48. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    I heard somewhere the average vagina is about 8 inches deep, so these numbers do make sense. As a person who has had sex with something long (not necessarily a penis...TMI, I know), it can hurt when it hits the cervix. That`s why long penises suck.
  49. Profile photo of LittleAce
    LittleAce Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Hahaha they suck. You made a pun.
  50. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    I prefer any long thing I have sex with to be a penis, thank you very much.
  51. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    Hmmmmm, I guess getting an "A" REALLY counts this time.
  52. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    This is the first time I get higher than a D in my life. Finally I accomplished something
  53. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    This seems... like a joke... just the use of "freaky".
  54. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    It`s the first time I`ve gotten an E in anything.
  55. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    well i guess as long as it hits the right spots lol doesnt really matter otherwise
  56. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    apperantly i have a spaghetti penis, 4 inch girth 6 inch long baby
  57. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    if a guy can hit the G-spot, hes a winner...its just most guys don`t care about women, they just want to get their rocks off.
  58. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    rotfl reminds me of this my friend found while typing in random domain names at school...

    http://penisface.com/

  59. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    ^^^... you were at school when you looked that up?
  60. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    wow an A, pleasantly surprised
  61. Profile photo of muffliato
    muffliato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    ha awesome I`m right in the ideal range. except i don`t know if my penis being covered in warts and sores makes me more or less desirable. Its like my shaft is ridged (with warts) for her pleasure
  62. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    ^^^^
    Thats a bonus
  63. Profile photo of Big_Gay_Nob
    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    what this chart shows is the volume of the average vagina
  64. Profile photo of thirdsevan
    thirdsevan Male 40-49
    4 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    ....so then the musician says, "If I had known I`d be playing in a cathedral, I would have brought a bigger organ!"
  65. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    I`m in the D category. How sad.

    But my girlfriend agrees likes it anyways.

    Hell, it`s not my penis that does most of the work anyways...

  66. Profile photo of florescent
    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    So primetimekin, does that mean the stereotype is true? (assuming thats your real picture)
  67. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Yet another way to make men feel inadequate. How sad.
  68. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    "or any freaky combination of both"
    CHODE
  69. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    fake or not fake. lease i know why all my BF`s ex`s liked him in bed..now he is mine...! I think that is the first A he got in a long time =-]
  70. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Yep..at school lmao
  71. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    I HAVE A GIGANTIC PEEEENIIIIISSSSSS

    Also - smaller than three inches. (Yes it`s a naked penis, with a ruler for proof.)

  72. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    That`s the type of penis that makes you feel good about yourself.

    Thank you, abnormally ill-endowed man!

  73. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    I have a 5 inch wiener, girth unmeasured yet.

    Dammit I hate my penis gene.

  74. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    The majority of a woman`s nerves in the vagina is within the first four inches anyway. Anything longer than that is ironically a waste since they really don`t feel much that deep. Besides, it`s the G spot and the clitoris that`s the most important.
  75. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    Next comes the vagina chart.
  76. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    So close...

    http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3968/penischartes8.png

  77. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    So, if lucky I`d be able to find a B. drating hell.
  78. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    hmm... just to be fair, lets lee another chart for/by guys... like, the preferable bust size

    people may need to set their resolution to the maxximum to see that chart...

  79. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    That chart goes up to almost 12inches in cirucumference, and 11 in length.

    DO NOT WANT! D=

  80. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    lol what do a 12 inch penis and a king cobra have in common? You wouldn`t wanna drat with either of them.

    But as to the chart... I`m slightly off. Though I don`t think a B is that bad. And to those questioning averages, Playboy did a survey (ordinarily not a reliable source of info, I`ll give you, but about the subject, I feel confident they know what they`re talking about) of 25,000 guys. They found that the average asian length was 5 1/2 inches, average white was 6, and average black was 6 1/2... Not that dramatic a difference, but a difference none the less. Which, by law of averages, makes me feel sorry for the 3 1/2 inch poor sap running around there counteracting me.

  81. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    And as to the possibility of someone having a dick 11 inches in length and 12 in circumference... Surely they need a concealed weapons permit for that thing.
  82. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:48 am
    It`s nice to know that I am "very satisfying, but not perfect."
  83. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:51 am
    Still, what I lack in penis perfection I make up in tongue technique.
  84. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:52 am
    asians have small dicks....well i gues its okay if its satisfying (:
  85. Profile photo of Lapin
    Lapin Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:23 am
    handsomefag: Not all Asians. :-P

    Anyway, it says that mine is `unsatisfying`. Psh. Stupid graph.

  86. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:27 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2SoyCLet...

    hehehe talking about dick size, heres a vid

  87. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:27 am
    haha lapin, point taken.
  88. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:45 am
    Ah right, I keep forgetting to measure my penis and compare it to a chart. `Cause, y`know, EXACTLY what I need is to feel worse about myself.
  89. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:19 am
    stupid, pointless and unrealistic. probably off a website selling penis enlargement pills - to make men feel bad about having `small` penises
  90. Profile photo of DoubtingTom
    DoubtingTom Male 13-17
    40 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:22 am
    now would this chart differ if done by gay men...

    hmm! debate rages

  91. Profile photo of regarder
    regarder Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:29 am
    think it`s sad people need to make this type of chart in the first place. I women i`ve talked to aren`t to fussed and if they don`t want to be with you because the size of your penis, that is just sad.

    Btw, am enjoyable and proud of it ^^

  92. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    504 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:40 am
    Let`s see the chart for the ideal-sized vagina. Why is size always about the guy? frickin` sexists!
  93. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:50 am
    Well, my boyfriend gets an A ^-^ I`d actually quite like to see the boobs chart, can someone make one? I`ve had a look and can`t find one or I`d have posted it.

    Also, can everyone chill out please? It`s not a serious chart, blatantly, it`s just for entertainment. We know that size doesn`t matter as much as people would have you believe, but one look at micropenis (posted somewhere in this forum) tells you that it does matter in some cases. It`s not about sexism (pope), and I`m sure an ideal vagina chart would be interesting too, but it`s a lot harder to make.

  94. Profile photo of death_waffle
    death_waffle Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:04 am
    i`m a failure as a man, time to get drunk and commit ritual suicide
  95. Profile photo of sjanae76
    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:49 am
    I think that chart`s off a little bit. A 7 1/4 in. is IDEAL?? Whatever! A FIVE INCHER is enjoyable? Yeah, if you want relaxing rock-me-to-sleep sex!!! "Is it in yet?" Of course, everyone is different. I was told I have a long vaginal canal, so it`s natural that I prefer my hubby`s 8 1/2 inch piece of love meat to the smaller members I`ve experienced. Depends on the curvature too! Okay, that`s enough TMI for today!! ;D
  96. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:50 am
    how many guys here went and got a hard on just now. so they can measure their dicks for this chart?
    brb...

    two seconds..

    quick grab the chart..

    where am i where am i.

    O baby , "A" baby yeah.

    right so ive got a hard on,, now what do i do with it. primetimekin? ive got something in my pocket for you ^_^.

  97. Profile photo of sjanae76
    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:54 am
    BigWaFuu
    "Who the hell has a dick smaller than 3 inches?"

    Unfortunately, they do exist. I saw one once. Looked like one of those little pickles. So sad. But the guy actually got married and had a baby! I know, I was shocked too! Must shoot pretty far. I wouldn`t know. After I saw it, I said nevermind! ;)

  98. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:06 am
    I`m a B bordering on an A. But technique and position is really all you need if you`re not ideal. The `ideal` guy can get a girl in positions that will press on her that I probably can`t, but I can more than make up for it, because most guys who got the omega penis have absolutely no idea wtf they are doing, because they just slam it in there and they think because it`s big, it works.

    FAIL.

  99. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:34 am
    Vaginas would have to be rated on

    tightness versus wetness versus softness.

    I don`t think any other variables matter, besides maybe smell I guess, but that`s rarely an issue unless the girl doesn`t clean.

  100. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:41 am
    The sacred `g-spot` is only about 2 inches inside the front wall of the vagina.
    As long as you have technique and persistance, you`ll be able to find it no matter what your penis size :-)

    On another not, I`m not going to measure myself, and do not need to measure yourself. It`s a pointless exercise IMO.

  101. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:43 am
    Haha that scared me when I thought diameter instead of circumference...
  102. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:42 am
    i dont have a tape measure, so its time to use 2*pi*r...

    anywho, what about chess playing ability? Its much more important anyways.

  103. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:48 am
    I can`t figure out how to upload a pic to this stupid forum. I hate life.
  104. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:18 am
    i like how the chart looks vaguely like a penis.
  105. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:20 am
    D`oh.
  106. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:44 am
    Apparently I`m a B. So I`m enjoyable? Cool, but I`m gay so I guess me nor women will never know. :P
  107. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:47 am
    I find it a little creepy 11 inch is way too much
  108. Profile photo of TieDyePlatap
    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:16 am
    So your saying 10 in circumference and 2 in length isn`t enjoyable??? Hmmmm...have i been lied to all my life!!!!!!! WHY BABY WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME!!
  109. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:58 am
    If you think this chart looks like a penis, Ohnjanb, I`m worried for you.
  110. Profile photo of almightydean
    almightydean Male 13-17
    50 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    2 things:

    What`s the age range for that whole 5 inch average thing? Anyone know?

    Next, kittyloaf, unless you`re shaped like a perfect cylinder...yeah

  111. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    OI - almighty is MY prefix!
  112. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    mantistador your an idiot

    cactus ends with US therefor you and an I to make it plural

    penis ends with IS therefor its penis`s

  113. Profile photo of chode095
    chode095 Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    I dont understand the "asian smaller penis" myth.

    ive seen things that were like, average penis is 6 inches, and mine is 6 3/4, at 16 yrs old.. doesnt seem small to me

  114. Profile photo of Sharky19
    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    Hum... I live with the metric system but isn`t 6 inches in circumference huge?
  115. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Mine is like a baby`s arm holding an apple.
  116. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Reading all these posts were funny.
    Now I know penis sizes of guys I don`t even know.
  117. Profile photo of vidman
    vidman Male 40-49
    18 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Now, it might just be me, but doesn`t the graph look a bit like a fist, you know, like most guy`s first girlfriend, if you know what I mean, lol....
  118. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Woohoo!!! I`m right at "ideal"!
  119. Profile photo of 153Fish
    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Apparently, I`m very satisfying but not ideal.

    Just like the rest of my life. . .

  120. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    My length is ideal however...i don`t feel like wrapping a measuring tape around my member in any state, erect or otherwise DO NOT WANT! (also if you let got of one end while measuring...would that affect future measurements?)
  121. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    Woo I scored a B!

    Its not like i was measuring it or anything...

  122. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    I don`t think it really matters, scientifically I mean. Women feel in the clit and besides lesbians are able to give each other orgasms though neither partner has male equipment.
  123. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:21 am
    "Reading all these posts were funny.
    Now I know penis sizes of guys I don`t even know."

    No you don`t. You know what they TELL you their penis sizes are.

  124. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:17 am
    SPrinkZ: "Vaginas would have to be rated on
    tightness versus wetness versus softness."

    Softness? Aren`t all vaginas equally soft? I`ve never come across (no pun intended) a "hard" vagina.

  125. Profile photo of Resop
    Resop Male 18-29
    60 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:23 am
    Basketkase, if you want to be like that, then you`re the idiot as well. Since `Penis` ends with an S, adding the ` would make it possessive (show ownership). "Penis`s", kind of weird that your penis would own something, is it not? It would actually be "Penis`". Next time you give a grammar lesson, make sure your information is correct or else you look like a tool.
  126. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 5:23 am
    hey and now you dont need string to mesure the circumfrence, you can just use one of those bendy rulers! yay! .... uh, *shivers*
  127. Profile photo of nerdybirdies
    nerdybirdies Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Is it abnormal for a 14 yearold to have a 7 incher that 2 inches thick? I guess if you have size 13 feet anything could happen ;-)
  128. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    i got an A! 7 1/2 long, 6 1/2 girth. boo yah!
  129. Profile photo of demontoast
    demontoast Female 18-29
    22 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    Small is okay. I`m...tight, so it can kind of hurt if they`re too big. ^_^ Cheer up boys!
  130. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Penis size does matter. Sorry, boys. But it`s true. If you have a tiny penis, we don`t want you.
  131. Profile photo of aaroni666
    aaroni666 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 16, 2008 at 1:45 am
    This is a perfect diagrammatic representation as to whats wrong with societies views in regards to the male member.

    We preach for monogamy yet people produce charts that generalize how certain penis sizes satisfy all woman. Surely this is a chart for a society that idealizes polygamy.

    Can`t we design a chart that shows what woman like during a sexual encounter as that would be more productive.

    At first everyman is a statistic in that area as thats what we share in common(for most of us).
    Your penis could be A,B,C,D,E but if you kiss their neck and whisper in their ear you create so much more for them. Thats what sets the most recognizable difference for a woman.

    Remember men you are with a woman not just a hole that requires "X" amount of filling. Go for their minds.

  132. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:45 am
    I definitely couldn`t take 11 inches.

    Just so everyone on the internets knows. XD

  133. Profile photo of nerdybirdies
    nerdybirdies Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:40 am
    If youve seen the movie idiocracy the world is going to come to that just by seeing this chart
  134. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Whatever girl made this chart must`ve seen more dicks than a urinal cake.
  135. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:18 am
    I`ve actually seen this chart other places as well, it`s legit. But to all the guys out there that feel inadequate. Remember, you`re seeing it from a further distance away and at a top view, so you feel inadequate compared to something like porn where it`s a close up shot.


    Also, even if I`m an "A" Which i`m sure my girl would proudly attest. Technique ALWAYS matters. No matter what you`ve got, size matters, but tech. can`t be thrown out the window no matter what. Otherwise it`s like having a kick ass car and not knowing how to drive it.

  136. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:20 am
    beyond the chart however, a girls mental state comes into play as well. If you can`t get her in the mindset, you`re screwed (in a bad way). If you`re smaller than average, then you just have to work more on tech. and mindset (yours and hers).

    Size, tech., getting into her head (i`m a triple threat ;) )

  137. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:21 am
    AKappy: I agree, they can lie all they want about size on here and it`ll make em feel good....as long as they don`t have to prove it.

    Let them enjoy their 2 seconds...that`s all she`ll get ;)

  138. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:03 am
    `No you don`t. You know what they TELL you their penis sizes are.`
    True, AKappy. They could all be lying about their penis size to random people over the internet to give them some satisfaction.
    Still pretty funny, though.
  139. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:04 am
    "Penis size does matter. Sorry, boys. But it`s true. If you have a tiny penis, we don`t want you."

    Sorry, but I doubt anyone wants someone as vapid as you either.

    I think women would feel offended if we would only have sex with them or `want them` based off of the tightness of their vagina, or the depth of their cervix. Men are not like that. Men are not picky about their partner`s sexual organs the same way a woman is pick about a man`s.

    Plus, I bet a chart in the opposite direction would want a girl with a shallower cervix, and tighter than most girls are, and what would that do?

    The truth is, people with the `ideal` body types for each other work together in bed. Having that huge dong doesn`t do poo if the girl`s cervix is only 5 inches long, and some guy is just as wide but he`s only 5 inches. Sure, he can`t use those really weird positions, but he can probably do the nasty just as good as anyone with one bigger than him.

  140. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:05 am
    "Softness? Aren`t all vaginas equally soft? I`ve never come across (no pun intended) a "hard" vagina."

    Since when? All of them are soft, but then some were just like satin. One time it felt like I was slipping my penis into a tropical resort, and the personal trainer came out of her vagina and gave me a massage.

    Trust me--have a lot of sex. No vagina is the same or feels the exactly the same.

  141. Profile photo of dover19
    dover19 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    lol, I`m surprised that 11 inches long is considered "enjoyable"...
  142. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    "Softness? Aren`t all vaginas equally soft? I`ve never come across (no pun intended) a "hard" vagina."

    I`m sure you`ve never come across any vagina though, Mr. 4278 Poster.

  143. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    internet people crack me up.

  144. Profile photo of Big_Gay_Nob
    Big_Gay_Nob Male 50-59
    678 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    crack measuring comes next ^
  145. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    HOLY. poo.
    Go take a ruler and measure out an 9 and 3/4 inch piece of string. Now make a circle out of that.
    HOLY. poo.
    If that`s the circumference of a penis, how can you drating sit, let alone walk!
    They would have to make a whole new line of pants for that!
    That`s drating insane.
    And yes akappy, i checked the difference between circum. and width.
    But still. that`s a ridiculous penis.
    (and it`d be super cool if it was like, 3.5 inches long)
  146. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    What if my dick size isn`t on this?
  147. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Internet people are just damn weird
  148. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Meh. It`s not the size of it that matters. It`s how you use it ;-)
  149. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    "I think women would feel offended if we would only have sex with them or `want them` based off of the tightness of their vagina, or the depth of their cervix. Men are not like that. Men are not picky about their partner`s sexual organs the same way a woman is pick about a man`s."

    Seriously? Okay, how is the cosmetic plastic surgery that thousands of women get to make themselves more sexually appealing any different? What about the men who pay for it?

    BTW, size matters, but it`s not high on the list. A small one has a harder time satisfying while a big one can be painful.
  150. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    lol internet
  151. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    "These big vagina ladies are gettin` away with murder!"
  152. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean...

    but heres some food for thought..

    a dingy will capsize a million times more easily than an air craft carrier
  153. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I don`t think 11 would be enjoyable.
  154. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    just when i start feeling good about myself, i then noticed there was a Y axis. thanks IAB for saddening me for the day.
  155. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I`ve always known I was small, but i`m glad I still make the "Enjoyable" section. So come on ladies, let`s have an enjoyable time together....ladies......hello????
  156. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
  157. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Waiiit a minute, how did they find this out?
    That`s got to be the wierdest lab experiment ever?
  158. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Guess my 15 inches isn`t enjoyable
  159. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    braging about your penis size can only have 2 endings: 1, she laughs her ass off or 2, she runs screaming from the room.
  160. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    6 1/2 inches? who knew so many ladies were into fisting...
  161. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    I want to know what is the tongue debate on size?
  162. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 1:10 am
    This is a bullpoo chart someone altered, I seen it on IAB a long time ago. I remember because the last one said I was too big and this one I`m ideal. And I`m pretty sure all the comments were I guess everyone loves chodes. lol
  163. Profile photo of MonkeyFox
    MonkeyFox Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:38 am
    Woot, got an A :) Ima run home and tell my family.
  164. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:07 am
    bulls-eye :)
  165. Profile photo of DigitalPagan
    DigitalPagan Male 30-39
    49 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:32 am
    circumference of 6 1/2 INCHES!?!?! is that even possible on a human?
  166. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:01 am
    This reminds me of a pantyhose size chart.
  167. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Circumference of 6.5 inches isn`t *that* big.

    You need to be 2 inches in diameter to get 6.5 inches of circumference.

    Average human is 5 inches in circumference. 1.6 inches in diameter.

    Actually... given the averages, this puts the average male JUST in the blue... that`s somewhat depressing.
  168. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:36 am
    And yet apparently everyone on IAB is right in there with the ideal spot. :)

    What are the odds!?
  169. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    I had to break up with my guy because he was too big so sometimes being larger than average isnt a good thing...that is unless you want a girl as big as the atlantic ocean
  170. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    if i can make a girl cum then i think i score an a, even if i dont have a super penis
  171. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    THIS HAS BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE AT LEAST 3 TIMES. ENOUGH ALREADY.
  172. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    It just goes to show it`s not the "length" of a penis (so long as its bigger than 4 or 5 inches), it`s more the circumference. The wider the penis, the more likely it is to hit the G-spot (which is only 4 inches up there for the average woman).
  173. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    @SpaceGirl, for a girl whose avatar looks like a penis, you really are irate about this.
  174. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:03 am
    6.5 G, 7.5 L.

    A+, baby.
  175. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:02 am
    DAMN...just short of an A, least this grading system doesn`t effect me like an educational grading system or i`d be in trouble.
  176. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    nice
  177. Profile photo of PlutoRules
    PlutoRules Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    accurate.

    I swear many men believe "bigger is better". which is not. Glad this is cleared up.
  178. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:14 am
    Whoa, that chart made my eyes hurt. There are other factors. Like if you have an "A+" penis, and its hidden by rolls of fat. You gotta be sexy too!That would raise the letter grade higher than an ugly guy. Also Letter E = chode. :)
  179. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    how in the feck can you have a circumference of 6 inches? am I missing something here?

    or is it you freaking americano`s and your oddball ways of measuring things!?
  180. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    I don`t really understand a 6 inch circumference. I haven`t measured or anything, but that seems so drating ridiculous. Unless I`m misunderstanding what a "circumference" is.
  181. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    @Boomsie Maybe you weren`t taught what circumference is? Pretty simple measurement. Crappy Euro school you attended. Nothing to do with being `americano` dumba$$
  182. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    LOL - i went to `most bookmarked` and this was first
  183. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I seriously am sitting with this up on a projector with my friends...and just LOL`d ahahahah they are pretty pissed about this hahahahhhahhaah
  184. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:04 am
    Wow, there`s some dumbass people on here. Boomsie and ElDavo: Circumference is the exact same thing as perimeter, applied to curved/circular objects. Also taught in 6TH OR 7TH GRADE. Seriously people.
  185. Profile photo of layDbug722
    layDbug722 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    Hmm... judging by my hand and memory, i prefer about a 7-8 inch circumference and a 7-9 inch penis. I prefer thick to long, but given the best choices, i prefer a little longer than average and MUCH thicker than average. feeling stuffed and/or like im going to split in half is my favorite :D

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