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Category: Weird
Date: 08/31/10 12:00 PM

94 Responses to Guy Lives His Life As A Dog, Not An Onion Parody

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Link: Guy Lives His Life As A Dog, Not An Onion Parody - He`s unemployed, dresses like a dog and that`s not even the bizarre part of his story...
  2. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    The Old Media has only just got round to discovering furries? Wow, talk about slow.
  3. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2415 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    can i throw him in a river?
  4. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    What a tool.
  5. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Oh and drat Boomer.
  6. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Beginning: o.o
    0:48 bahahahaha
  7. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    I don`t even have the desire to make fun of this guy. He seems really happy.
  8. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    he`s a fire hazard in that costume...
  9. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    you would think in thirty years he would make a costume out of something better than shredded paper.
  10. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    trololol amazing. ah gotta love furries, they make life interesting for the rest of us.
  11. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    just let him change his name
  12. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Wow, his parents are complete failures.
  13. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    "you would think in thirty years he would make a costume out of something better than shredded paper."

    haha! I was thinking the exact same thing.
  14. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    he should try sex.
  15. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    watch out Boomer!

  16. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    "Once you get to know me...you`ll know i`m ok....."


    *very awkward silence*


    LMFAO
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Wow. What a freak.
  18. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    From the preview pic, I thought he was just a REALLY ugly chick...

    I wish I had been right...

    And here comes the ultimate question I think EVERYONE`S been trying to avoid... What does he have sex with?

    His hand? Does he have a girl/boy friend (and how creepy are they by comparison, since they like him), or does he... You know... *shudder*
  19. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    And this is why I fear furries.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Have sympathy. Here`s what happened: Back in the nineteen-aidsies, when he should have been dressing up like a girl and hanging out in tranny bars, his instinct for self-preservation took control over his sex drive and he didn`t go out. Now he`s just incredibly lonely. He loses his job. A job is often a sad but useful anchor for self-definition ("Who are you?" "I`m an accountant.") and without that, and no boyfriend, he is losing his mind.

    Too bad Pittsburgh is far away. I could show up with a leash, offer to take him walkies, make him pee on a hydrant or something - good times.
  21. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
  22. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    The moral of the story? Don`t give your kid nick-names.
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Dogs dont talk and walk in two legs
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I`m not cleaning up after him!
  25. Profile photo of rbl123w
    rbl123w Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    once they get to know me - you know - they know i`m OK?
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    creepy! dont want to know what he does behind closed doors!
  27. Profile photo of jrodjarrod
    jrodjarrod Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Bet you a hundred dollars this dude has fingered a dog at least once in his life.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    when he`s walking in the neighborhood I thought he would lift his leg on something.

    he lacks commitment
  29. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    He needs a bath more than he needs any other kind of help.
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    his momma should`a thrown him in the river at birth
  31. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Harmless and cute
  32. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I second Gerry`s comment, if this guy wants me to take him seriously he needs to crap on at least one neighbor`s lawn. or at very least hump a stranger`s leg.
  33. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    YOUR NOT A DOG YOU ARE PAPER SHREDDER MAN. DANANANANA
  34. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    What`s the bizarre part? Sure, it`s weird, but it`s not mind blowing or anything..
  35. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Well... better to be neighbors with this guy than the "he was always so quiet and normal" type. Can`t tell what those sort are up to...
  36. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    burn it with fire!!!!
  37. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Juliette Lewis isn`t looking too good these days.
  38. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    i wonder how happy crazy people really are.
  39. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Greentree.... Oh god thats near me.
  40. Profile photo of a9249
    a9249 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Mabie its only the truly insane that are ever happy?
  41. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Serial killer.

    I`m calling it.
  42. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Why is this news, exactly?
  43. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    graham cracker salesman
  44. Profile photo of cyborgmonkey
    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    i agree with a9249 the crazy are the only people that can actually say they are happy... on a different note LSD is a helluv a drug.
  45. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    look on the bright side, hopefully he`ll make some furries think `oh god! i might turn into that!` and they`ll be encouraged to become normal
  46. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    @ Jasonbobdude

    ahahaaaha perfect response xD
  47. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    He needs a leash!!
  48. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Yeah it`s a little weird and strange but he seems happy, to me. It doesn`t seem to be much of a harm to anyone else around him so I say just let him be happy with his little `ears` and suit. :P
  49. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Actually I wouldn`t mind talking to the guy o.o
  50. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    ...That`s a dude?
  51. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    "Once they get to know me, they know I`m okay."

    You mean until the high of all the drugs they just did wears off?
  52. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    I agree with Happy Pandas, he seems harmless and he`s happy. I mean, he looks pretty effing insane but whatever floats your boat.
  53. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    This is sad.
  54. Profile photo of lorface
    lorface Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    seems fairly normal, given his, um, hobby...
  55. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    I wonder why he doesn`t invest in a more realistic dog costume at least one not made out of paper doesn`t seem very practical.
  56. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    Dude, get a haircut.
  57. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    My brother does this with foxes. I kid you not.
  58. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    "the crazy are the only people that can actually say they are happy"

    What kind of sad, sorry existence are you leading? Get help, dude.
  59. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    ...and that reporter was never heard from again.
  60. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:07 am
    @margot138

    He might need to get a job before he can invest money in a more realistic dog costume.
  61. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:34 am
    I wonder if his crackpipe is shaped like a bone
  62. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:35 am
    Who knew Quentin Tarantino was such a freak.
  63. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:14 am
    Would he play fetch?!
  64. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:43 am
    "I think most people would think that, but once they get to know me... they`d think Im ok"
    A little crazy maybe, but give him a bone and he`ll be your best friend.
  65. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:54 am
    and this is why I have given up on local news on TV. Really, wtf.
  66. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 3:44 am
    where is his bitch?
  67. Profile photo of Kaonin-Kun
    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:05 am
    I know someone who im pretty sure will turn out to be like him.
  68. Profile photo of liljesus9
    liljesus9 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Anyone care to test his devotion to his role by strategically applying peanut butter for him to lick off?
  69. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:10 am
    I hope he`s neutered.

    We don`t want him to breed uncontrollably
  70. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:45 am
    So he`s a furry. That`s journalism, right there.
  71. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Oh come on Gerry - you can`t tell he`s gay? Poor guy just needs a boyfriend. One who thinks he`s a cat.
  72. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Eh, the way I see it, it`s not really our business. If he`s happy that way, excellent, he can continue being a dog. As long as he doesn`t bite any mailmen or pee on anyone`s leg, I`d say he`s an all right guy. :)
  73. Profile photo of BossLadyRock
    BossLadyRock Female 18-29
    23 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:04 am
    It totally figures that this guy would be from around where I grew up. Pittsburgh is WEIRD.
  74. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:17 am
    This dude has some serious mental issues. But, at the same time, he`s not exactly hurting anyone.
  75. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:41 am
    i never met a talking dog with such good costuming skill.
  76. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I have a friend like this (though not "as" bad.) I think it`s awesome lol.
  77. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Duffytoler - I`m gay and I have a 25 year old son who`s a law student..... what is your point? Do you think we don`t breed? Is gay sperm less poetent than straight sperm just because it comes in rainbow colors and tastes like a Klondike Bar? No my friend. I am very potent. I can look at a woman across the room and get her pregnant i am so potent!

    .... what` was I talking about? I forget....


    did I mention my son is gonna be a lawyer?
  78. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Honestly, I would love to get to know this guy. He obviously has some serious mental issues, but as dragonlord said he`s not hurting anyone.
  79. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Dog`s can`t talk douchebag.
  80. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Gerry1of1 = Disgusting Homo
  81. Profile photo of ljjohnson0
    ljjohnson0 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:39 am
    haha. this is old news in pittsburgh
  82. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Gerry1of1 - one proud Dad right there! All the best for your son :) x
  83. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Gerry1of1 = Disgusting Homo



  84. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    lol gerry and i will never eat klondike bars again....lol i honestly look forward to your comments on here.....that odd?
  85. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    this guy lives near me! he`s on the local news all the time.
  86. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Gotta love local news.
  87. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    Some of your comments are funnier than the meme itself. Juliet Lewis made me spit beer all over my keyboard.
  88. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    For some reason.. this guy reminds me of that stupid guy with that woman who dressed up as a peter-pan fairy.

    I died a little inside watching this.God..I think..your human generator up there is like drated or something.
  89. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:09 am
    This is a man, I thought the beginning screen-shot was his nurse.
  90. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod... I am now locking my doors....

    @haveheart: dear god run and hide and never come out!
  91. Profile photo of OldSmelly
    OldSmelly Male 30-39
    22 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Therapy.
  92. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:40 am
    It is sad that this video has been removed. I greatly enjoyed the comments though.
  93. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:41 am
    and insanepirate - I believe it becomes "our" business when it is platered on "local" news and then the internet. Oh yes, the internet it everyone`s business.
  94. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    damnit!

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