Guy Lives His Life As A Dog, Not An Onion Parody

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago Weird

He"s unemployed, dresses like a dog and that"s not even the bizarre part of his story...
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Male 426
damnit!
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Female 204
and insanepirate - I believe it becomes "our" business when it is platered on "local" news and then the internet. Oh yes, the internet it everyone`s business.
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Female 204
It is sad that this video has been removed. I greatly enjoyed the comments though.
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Male 22
Therapy.
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Female 130
ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod... I am now locking my doors....

@haveheart: dear god run and hide and never come out!
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Female 324
This is a man, I thought the beginning screen-shot was his nurse.
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Female 105
For some reason.. this guy reminds me of that stupid guy with that woman who dressed up as a peter-pan fairy.

I died a little inside watching this.God..I think..your human generator up there is like drated or something.
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Male 532
Some of your comments are funnier than the meme itself. Juliet Lewis made me spit beer all over my keyboard.
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Female 1,236
Gotta love local news.
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Female 407
this guy lives near me! he`s on the local news all the time.
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Female 93
lol gerry and i will never eat klondike bars again....lol i honestly look forward to your comments on here.....that odd?
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Male 1,610
[quote]Gerry1of1 = Disgusting Homo[/quote]



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Female 251
Gerry1of1 - one proud Dad right there! All the best for your son :) x
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Male 4
haha. this is old news in pittsburgh
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Male 235
Gerry1of1 = Disgusting Homo
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Male 976
Dog`s can`t talk douchebag.
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Female 446
Honestly, I would love to get to know this guy. He obviously has some serious mental issues, but as dragonlord said he`s not hurting anyone.
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Male 37,890
Duffytoler - I`m gay and I have a 25 year old son who`s a law student..... what is your point? Do you think we don`t breed? Is gay sperm less poetent than straight sperm just because it comes in rainbow colors and tastes like a Klondike Bar? No my friend. I am very potent. I can look at a woman across the room and get her pregnant i am so potent!

.... what` was I talking about? I forget....


did I mention my son is gonna be a lawyer?
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Female 4,376
I have a friend like this (though not "as" bad.) I think it`s awesome lol.
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Female 1,043
i never met a talking dog with such good costuming skill.
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Male 734
This dude has some serious mental issues. But, at the same time, he`s not exactly hurting anyone.
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Female 23
It totally figures that this guy would be from around where I grew up. Pittsburgh is WEIRD.
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Female 364
Eh, the way I see it, it`s not really our business. If he`s happy that way, excellent, he can continue being a dog. As long as he doesn`t bite any mailmen or pee on anyone`s leg, I`d say he`s an all right guy. :)
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Male 5,194
Oh come on Gerry - you can`t tell he`s gay? Poor guy just needs a boyfriend. One who thinks he`s a cat.
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Female 488
So he`s a furry. That`s journalism, right there.
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Male 37,890
I hope he`s neutered.

We don`t want him to breed uncontrollably
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Male 21
Anyone care to test his devotion to his role by strategically applying peanut butter for him to lick off?
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Male 49
I know someone who im pretty sure will turn out to be like him.
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Male 3,076
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Male 2,424
and this is why I have given up on local news on TV. Really, wtf.
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Male 509
"I think most people would think that, but once they get to know me... they`d think Im ok"
A little crazy maybe, but give him a bone and he`ll be your best friend.
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Female 812
Would he play fetch?!
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Male 315
Who knew Quentin Tarantino was such a freak.
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Female 447
I wonder if his crackpipe is shaped like a bone
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Male 160
@margot138

He might need to get a job before he can invest money in a more realistic dog costume.
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Male 759
...and that reporter was never heard from again.
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Male 2,034
"the crazy are the only people that can actually say they are happy"

What kind of sad, sorry existence are you leading? Get help, dude.
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Female 217
My brother does this with foxes. I kid you not.
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Male 2,034
Dude, get a haircut.
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Female 322
I wonder why he doesn`t invest in a more realistic dog costume at least one not made out of paper doesn`t seem very practical.
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Female 78
seems fairly normal, given his, um, hobby...
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Male 64
This is sad.
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Female 803
I agree with Happy Pandas, he seems harmless and he`s happy. I mean, he looks pretty effing insane but whatever floats your boat.
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Female 463
"Once they get to know me, they know I`m okay."

You mean until the high of all the drugs they just did wears off?
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Female 1,593
...That`s a dude?
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Female 307
Actually I wouldn`t mind talking to the guy o.o
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Female 307
Yeah it`s a little weird and strange but he seems happy, to me. It doesn`t seem to be much of a harm to anyone else around him so I say just let him be happy with his little `ears` and suit. :P
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Female 406
He needs a leash!!
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Male 134
@ Jasonbobdude

ahahaaaha perfect response xD
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Male 2,419
look on the bright side, hopefully he`ll make some furries think `oh god! i might turn into that!` and they`ll be encouraged to become normal
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Male 95
i agree with a9249 the crazy are the only people that can actually say they are happy... on a different note LSD is a helluv a drug.
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Male 206
graham cracker salesman
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Male 2,033
Why is this news, exactly?
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Male 1,598
Serial killer.

I`m calling it.
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Male 39
Mabie its only the truly insane that are ever happy?
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Male 495
Greentree.... Oh god thats near me.
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Male 1,083
i wonder how happy crazy people really are.
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Male 1,610
Juliette Lewis isn`t looking too good these days.
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Male 915
burn it with fire!!!!
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Female 836
Well... better to be neighbors with this guy than the "he was always so quiet and normal" type. Can`t tell what those sort are up to...
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Female 683
What`s the bizarre part? Sure, it`s weird, but it`s not mind blowing or anything..
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Male 90
YOUR NOT A DOG YOU ARE PAPER SHREDDER MAN. DANANANANA
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Male 558
I second Gerry`s comment, if this guy wants me to take him seriously he needs to crap on at least one neighbor`s lawn. or at very least hump a stranger`s leg.
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Female 444
Harmless and cute
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Male 37,890
his momma should`a thrown him in the river at birth
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Female 258
He needs a bath more than he needs any other kind of help.
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Male 37,890
when he`s walking in the neighborhood I thought he would lift his leg on something.

he lacks commitment
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Male 76
Bet you a hundred dollars this dude has fingered a dog at least once in his life.
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Male 25,416
creepy! dont want to know what he does behind closed doors!
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Male 3
once they get to know me - you know - they know i`m OK?
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Male 37,890
I`m not cleaning up after him!
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Male 15,510
Dogs dont talk and walk in two legs
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Male 7,378
The moral of the story? Don`t give your kid nick-names.
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Male 106
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Male 5,194
Have sympathy. Here`s what happened: Back in the nineteen-aidsies, when he should have been dressing up like a girl and hanging out in tranny bars, his instinct for self-preservation took control over his sex drive and he didn`t go out. Now he`s just incredibly lonely. He loses his job. A job is often a sad but useful anchor for self-definition ("Who are you?" "I`m an accountant.") and without that, and no boyfriend, he is losing his mind.

Too bad Pittsburgh is far away. I could show up with a leash, offer to take him walkies, make him pee on a hydrant or something - good times.
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Male 3,014
And this is why I fear furries.
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Male 3,482
From the preview pic, I thought he was just a REALLY ugly chick...

I wish I had been right...

And here comes the ultimate question I think EVERYONE`S been trying to avoid... What does he have sex with?

His hand? Does he have a girl/boy friend (and how creepy are they by comparison, since they like him), or does he... You know... *shudder*
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Male 6,694
Wow. What a freak.
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Male 815
"Once you get to know me...you`ll know i`m ok....."


*very awkward silence*


LMFAO
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Female 2,509
watch out Boomer!

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Male 206
he should try sex.
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Male 166
"you would think in thirty years he would make a costume out of something better than shredded paper."

haha! I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Male 196
Wow, his parents are complete failures.
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Male 122
just let him change his name
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Male 2,076
trololol amazing. ah gotta love furries, they make life interesting for the rest of us.
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Male 30
you would think in thirty years he would make a costume out of something better than shredded paper.
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Female 169
he`s a fire hazard in that costume...
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Female 4,039
I don`t even have the desire to make fun of this guy. He seems really happy.
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Male 178
Beginning: o.o
0:48 bahahahaha
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Male 2,050
Oh and drat Boomer.
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Male 2,050
What a tool.
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Male 2,545
can i throw him in a river?
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Male 4,680
The Old Media has only just got round to discovering furries? Wow, talk about slow.
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Male 17,512
Link: Guy Lives His Life As A Dog, Not An Onion Parody [Rate Link] - He`s unemployed, dresses like a dog and that`s not even the bizarre part of his story...
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