Greatest Toilet-Related Invention Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Oh crap! This invention is going to revolutionize dropping a deuce.
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Male 499
@Cajun247

Exactly what I was thinking, the only thing that does is stop the dump from landing.
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Male 999
stupid.
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Male 1,164
"okay thats pretty amazing"

I guess it would be for a woman. Men only use the toilet for one thing, and we prefer that thing to not get on our thing.
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Female 430
okay thats pretty amazing
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Male 50
you have smeared poo poo on your balls, smeared poo poo on your pants, and a toilet paper roll that smells like poo poo
id rather just do it like i did back in the day
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Male 10,845
And how exactly am I supposed to take a dump?
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Male 122
Eugh.... the pedals make it go the wrong way so it would cover your balls/gash with da poo poo...
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Male 2
Awesome. Because wiping my ass is SO much work.
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Male 52
What the poop?!
Nah it wouldnt work
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Female 44
it would just smudge and probably wedgie and break
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Male 485
"Err.. how do i poo?"
Better question, how do I fap?!
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Male 1,523
Maybe it could have a mechanism that lets it slide to the side while you deficate... THEN I`d use it.
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Male 258
I like the fact you have to pedal
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Male 235
that is literally a crap idea
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Male 2
Err.. how do i poo?
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Female 895
Um...that its self is a fail..so you`re wiping your tunk with sh*t once its past your ass. Great Idea.
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Male 253
"nearly every failblog picture makes it onto failblog" ment to say "Nearly every failblog picture makes it onto IAB"
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Male 253
oxyl, this isnt anything new, its happened with Failblog a lot more, nearly every failblog picture makes it onto failblog, and 2 days/1 week later its on IAB.
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Male 40
poo idea.
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Male 2,586
oxyl - best pun of the day and it was unintentional! :D
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Male 41
ummm........ sooo...... do you poo.... around? the paper or what? because the only flaw i see in this is the poo dropping on the paper and being flung out from under you onto the wall infront of you, soiling your groin, and potentially your undergarments in the process..... just sayin >.>
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Male 15
THAT IS GENIUS.
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Male 368
so in this picture the clean paper would come from behind (no pun intended), get nasty as it runs between your cheeks and then rubs that nastiness all over your privates before rolling up on the pedal thingie.

I will pass (pun intended)
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Male 915
man you guys steal from B3TA alot...give credit where credit is due arsewipes
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Male 41
full of win
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Female 90
So where does the toilet paper go? Does it roll up and create a new roll of waste soaked TP? *barf*
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Male 451
@ Meepmaker: just spin it the other way.
Still, a nasty thought of all that crap rolling up on another roll.
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Male 1,312
So you have to pedal while it`s wiping and you get to see whats on the toilet paper after it wipes? That`s just weird.
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Male 758
@davymid-
With the reposts, why not post it again? It was hilarious...
Did a quick search for it, and didn`t see it anyhow, so I figured I was safe. I know I submitted something else, too...can`t remember what.
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Male 26
Should replace toilet paper with cloth and make it loop!
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Female 451
lmao. v
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Male 6,694
Well Im not going to fall for it. This looks like a great way to get poo all over your sack.
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Male 52
riotDX got me too D=
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Male 599
Oh sorry, I saw all the rolls and got it mixed up.
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Female 3,574
Riot got me too!
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Male 587
Oh crap riot, I bet you think you`re funny, you got me.
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Male 768
Not supposed to be useful, just supposed to incite laughter. It made me chuckle and that`s enough.
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Male 3,619
that just causes more mess at the cost of more energy. why would i want that?
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Male 769
I don`t want skid marks on my undercarriage, thanks. FAIL
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Female 3,828
lol was not expecting this
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Male 509
fail. a real wipe needs to get in the cracks not just be a conveyor belt for the crap that comes out...
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Male 224
So does all the dirty TP go into that roll on the floor cause im not sure I want a wage of poop stained TP laying on my floor.
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Male 16
Egads! Someone inform the president, Posthaste!
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Male 45
thats gonna smear some poop on some balls

:D lol
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Male 216
3000!!
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Female 533
umm this doesnt seem very....clean, to me
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Female 1,652
Excuse me while I go wipe my butt. *pedalpedalpedal*
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Male 845
thats gonna smear some poop on some balls
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Male 2,893
Who thought of this? Steve Jobs?
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Male 9,306
...why would you want crap covered TP to be OUTSIDE of the bowl?
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Male 25,416
did it think about the actual motion, kos it only appears to be thinking of the end rather than the during!
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Female 1,798
way to be all serious about a joke, steelgrid ;)
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Male 1,557
Also does that mean that it just gathers into a big full toilet roll of poo at your feet?
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Male 1,557
It`d wipe poo all over your balls if you`re a dude :/

Also how are you meant to poo into the toilet with the paper in the way?
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Male 2,700
This wouldnt work for one simple reason....No way the toilet paper would be able to withstand the pulling of several rollers and the friction created by the....Um, buttcrack.
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Female 351
Already at the 3000?
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Male 18
Aren`t you supposed to whipe front to back?
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Male 12,138
vv Sorry nitro, that was posted a while back. Another user submitted it before you did. Keep the content coming though!
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Male 758
Oh, I forgot to add that THIS was posted, over my video of a brick in a front-loading washing machine on the spin cycle??
WTF, IAB...WTF??
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Male 758
Yes, because I enjoyed getting sh*t on my balls so much while I was on the submarine, I want to do it at home, too!

No, seriously...try droppin` a doodie while out to sea on a sub, with the friggin` thing rolling and listing...not cool.
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Male 4,807
Mattyboy>>>
"I didn`t want to believe that IAB was losing its touch... But this is neither fun nor amusing... And completely ludicrous.
-sigh-
-.-"


Not to sound "troll-ee" my dear sir but I beg to differ.
I think it is but another useful tool for wiping ones A-hole and not for pooper-oni.

1) poop in regular crapper
2) move on over to WIPE-O-MATIC 300
3) Let the WIPE-O-MATIC 300 do its job
4) pull up pants
5) Proceed to whatever the hell you do
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Female 320
Mattyboy, The poop at the pedals? You`re gonna be responsible for a LOT of UTIs with that advice....
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Male 89
600R3d: OWNED.
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Male 195
The poop would get on the toilet paper smear down the front and when it came to whipping time you would be so coverd in poo it wouldn`t matter.
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Male 3,756
I think a bidet would be a better alternative.
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Male 12,138
"davymid: the whole point in the trap in drain pipes is to prevent sewage fumes from getting into the room. you are either extremely gullible or, more likely, unsuccessfully attempting to troll."

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Hold on, I`m either stupid or a troll? I assure you mate, I`m neither.

The Toilet Snorkel: US Patent No 4320756, patent issued in 1982
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Male 25
This is an awful invention. Your poop would get ON the toilet paper instead of in the toilet... And if you had a large load, it would break through... You would then need to spend quite an amount of time trying to re-apply the toilet paper to the pedals. If you somehow succeed in pooping AROUND the toilet paper, you then have the unsatisfactory smell of the poop in your house because it simply slides into a roll at the pedals.
I didn`t want to believe that IAB was losing its touch... But this is neither fun nor amusing... And completely ludicrous.
-sigh-
-.-
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Male 144
davymid: the whole point in the trap in drain pipes is to prevent sewage fumes from getting into the room. you are either extremely gullible or, more likely, unsuccessfully attempting to troll.
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Male 333
I could see this in a trailer about fifty miles west of where I live.
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Male 5,314
ummmm....no thanks.
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Male 12,138
This one`s a GENUINE invention with a patent applied for and everything. The idea is that it`ll save you of you`re caught in a hotel fire with deadly fumes filling the place. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE TOILET SNORKEL!



I think I`d rather the toxic fumes from the fire, personally...
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Male 56
if you roll the paper downwards the crap will end on the outer side of the roll, not quite useful
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Male 96
it looks like its a Choose Your Own Adventure! if those are pedals at the bottom you can wipe poo on your back if you pedal one way or your legs if you pedal the other!!! Fantastic!
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Male 16
Not only will it smear crap all over the place, you have to exercise while you do it with those pedals. Great, so now I`m sweating and smell like a sewer.
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Male 1,815
Once again, comments are better than the post itself.
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Female 2,120
What direction does the belt run? I`d like to know if I`m rubbing crap on my back or down my legs.
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Male 68
So...I would be taking a dump right on the toilet paper that will whip my a**? Right.
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Male 1,598
So it wipes the sh*t off and proceeds to smear it down your legs and on the floor.
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Male 893
Even this guy thinks this is a stupid invention.
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Female 1,244
more like the worst
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Male 2,344
Not only is it blocking the bowl, Cobra, but you`re essentially wiping the crap on yourself as well.
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Male 22
you`d just end up with poo all over your balls but definitely project that needs further investigation especially if drink as much as i do.
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Male 2,748
Get fit while takin a sh*t... peddle power go!!
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Male 7,585
the paper is kind of blocking the bowl. this is a fail.
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Female 68
Uhm Wait...
One, You`d relieve yourself ON the paper, which would destroy it. Then, you`d have this sh*t paper just...there. Not knowing what to do with it. This thing fails.
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Male 2,441
I feel like this would just make it messier
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Male 2,121
I prefer the Roman method, sponge on a stick.
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Male 206
Not too bad of an idea.
So it`s possible to re-use the toilet paper?
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Male 20
i dont understand, won`t you just be pooping on the toilet paper?
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Male 15,510
The base of that toilet its like on of those impossible figures or something
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Female 79
unless its like the old towel things in bathrooms, that was an endless loop of towel and then after a while, your wiping your hands off on a disgusting dirty towel.
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Male 137
that would wipe back to front. not a good thing
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Male 699
WeePee said it all
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Female 839
i can`t believe people are picking this apart like it`s a serious invention
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Female 38
i dont get it.. 8/
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Male 89
This can actually be named one of the WORST inventions of all time.
gg.
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Male 833
the toilet paper would get in the way of the initial deuce. the weight of the deuce will rip the toilet paper and render the device useless. even if you did manage to maneuver yourself so that you could drop the deuce to the side so as not to tear the toilet paper, when you wipe you are still just smearing the wiped material all over your genitalia and then the device itself.
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Male 97
dont pedal the wrong way!
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Female 3,574
ewwwww
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Male 612
so it just smears my balls with my own sh.t?
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Male 392
Except you`re just taking your poo right on the toilet paper
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Male 17
it might rip if that happens then it is the end of the world :O
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Male 3,482
There are so many reasons this is wrong...

I don`t have enough caffeine in me to even START listing them right now...
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Male 51
so you do your doo on the toilet paper and then it runs it through a conveyor belt under your butt?
not a good idea...
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Male 89
um..doesn`t work.
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Female 10
what? no! no this will not do! my god, man!
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Female 667
I`ve seen automatic toilet seat covers.
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Male 119
....and how exactly do you `drop a deuce` with that invention in the way of your ass?
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Male 332
as easy as riding a bike!!
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Male 19,840
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