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Date: 08/16/10 05:03 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Link: Greatest Toilet-Related Invention Ever - Oh crap! This invention is going to revolutionize dropping a deuce.
  2. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    as easy as riding a bike!!
  3. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    ....and how exactly do you `drop a deuce` with that invention in the way of your ass?
  4. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    I`ve seen automatic toilet seat covers.
  5. Profile photo of smoketoomuch
    smoketoomuch Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    what? no! no this will not do! my god, man!
  6. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    um..doesn`t work.
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    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    so you do your doo on the toilet paper and then it runs it through a conveyor belt under your butt?
    not a good idea...
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    There are so many reasons this is wrong...

    I don`t have enough caffeine in me to even START listing them right now...
  9. Profile photo of Antraze
    Antraze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    it might rip if that happens then it is the end of the world :O
  10. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Except you`re just taking your poo right on the toilet paper
  11. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    so it just smears my balls with my own sh.t?
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    ewwwww
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    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    dont pedal the wrong way!
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    the toilet paper would get in the way of the initial deuce. the weight of the deuce will rip the toilet paper and render the device useless. even if you did manage to maneuver yourself so that you could drop the deuce to the side so as not to tear the toilet paper, when you wipe you are still just smearing the wiped material all over your genitalia and then the device itself.
  15. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    This can actually be named one of the WORST inventions of all time.
    gg.
  16. Profile photo of jacknsally
    jacknsally Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    i dont get it.. 8/
  17. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    i can`t believe people are picking this apart like it`s a serious invention
  18. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    WeePee said it all
  19. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    that would wipe back to front. not a good thing
  20. Profile photo of Adora
    Adora Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    unless its like the old towel things in bathrooms, that was an endless loop of towel and then after a while, your wiping your hands off on a disgusting dirty towel.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    The base of that toilet its like on of those impossible figures or something
  22. Profile photo of jsnoopy10
    jsnoopy10 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    i dont understand, won`t you just be pooping on the toilet paper?
  23. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Not too bad of an idea.
    So it`s possible to re-use the toilet paper?
  24. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I prefer the Roman method, sponge on a stick.
  25. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    No thank you.
  26. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    I feel like this would just make it messier
  27. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Uhm Wait...
    One, You`d relieve yourself ON the paper, which would destroy it. Then, you`d have this sh*t paper just...there. Not knowing what to do with it. This thing fails.
  28. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    the paper is kind of blocking the bowl. this is a fail.
  29. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Get fit while takin a sh*t... peddle power go!!
  30. Profile photo of daclown
    daclown Male 30-39
    22 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    you`d just end up with poo all over your balls but definitely project that needs further investigation especially if drink as much as i do.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Not only is it blocking the bowl, Cobra, but you`re essentially wiping the crap on yourself as well.
  32. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    more like the worst
  33. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Even this guy thinks this is a stupid invention.
  • Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    So it wipes the sh*t off and proceeds to smear it down your legs and on the floor.
  • Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    So...I would be taking a dump right on the toilet paper that will whip my a**? Right.
  • Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    What direction does the belt run? I`d like to know if I`m rubbing crap on my back or down my legs.
  • Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Once again, comments are better than the post itself.
  • Profile photo of nitrain
    nitrain Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Not only will it smear crap all over the place, you have to exercise while you do it with those pedals. Great, so now I`m sweating and smell like a sewer.
  • Profile photo of SuperBeast
    SuperBeast Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    it looks like its a Choose Your Own Adventure! if those are pedals at the bottom you can wipe poo on your back if you pedal one way or your legs if you pedal the other!!! Fantastic!
  • Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    if you roll the paper downwards the crap will end on the outer side of the roll, not quite useful
  • Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    This one`s a GENUINE invention with a patent applied for and everything. The idea is that it`ll save you of you`re caught in a hotel fire with deadly fumes filling the place. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE TOILET SNORKEL!



    I think I`d rather the toxic fumes from the fire, personally...
  • Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    ummmm....no thanks.
  • Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    I could see this in a trailer about fifty miles west of where I live.
  • Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    davymid: the whole point in the trap in drain pipes is to prevent sewage fumes from getting into the room. you are either extremely gullible or, more likely, unsuccessfully attempting to troll.
  • Profile photo of Mattyboy
    Mattyboy Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    This is an awful invention. Your poop would get ON the toilet paper instead of in the toilet... And if you had a large load, it would break through... You would then need to spend quite an amount of time trying to re-apply the toilet paper to the pedals. If you somehow succeed in pooping AROUND the toilet paper, you then have the unsatisfactory smell of the poop in your house because it simply slides into a roll at the pedals.
    I didn`t want to believe that IAB was losing its touch... But this is neither fun nor amusing... And completely ludicrous.
    -sigh-
    -.-
  • Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    "davymid: the whole point in the trap in drain pipes is to prevent sewage fumes from getting into the room. you are either extremely gullible or, more likely, unsuccessfully attempting to troll."

    -------------

    Hold on, I`m either stupid or a troll? I assure you mate, I`m neither.

    The Toilet Snorkel: US Patent No 4320756, patent issued in 1982
  • Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I think a bidet would be a better alternative.
  • Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    The poop would get on the toilet paper smear down the front and when it came to whipping time you would be so coverd in poo it wouldn`t matter.
  • Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    600R3d: OWNED.
  • Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Mattyboy, The poop at the pedals? You`re gonna be responsible for a LOT of UTIs with that advice....
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Mattyboy>>>
    "I didn`t want to believe that IAB was losing its touch... But this is neither fun nor amusing... And completely ludicrous.
    -sigh-
    -.-"


    Not to sound "troll-ee" my dear sir but I beg to differ.
    I think it is but another useful tool for wiping ones A-hole and not for pooper-oni.

    1) poop in regular crapper
    2) move on over to WIPE-O-MATIC 300
    3) Let the WIPE-O-MATIC 300 do its job
    4) pull up pants
    5) Proceed to whatever the hell you do
  • Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    Yes, because I enjoyed getting sh*t on my balls so much while I was on the submarine, I want to do it at home, too!

    No, seriously...try droppin` a doodie while out to sea on a sub, with the friggin` thing rolling and listing...not cool.
  • Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Oh, I forgot to add that THIS was posted, over my video of a brick in a front-loading washing machine on the spin cycle??
    WTF, IAB...WTF??
  • Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    vv Sorry nitro, that was posted a while back. Another user submitted it before you did. Keep the content coming though!
  • Profile photo of amayagab
    amayagab Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Aren`t you supposed to whipe front to back?
  • Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Already at the 3000?
  • Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    This wouldnt work for one simple reason....No way the toilet paper would be able to withstand the pulling of several rollers and the friction created by the....Um, buttcrack.
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    It`d wipe poo all over your balls if you`re a dude :/

    Also how are you meant to poo into the toilet with the paper in the way?
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    Also does that mean that it just gathers into a big full toilet roll of poo at your feet?
  • Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    way to be all serious about a joke, steelgrid ;)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    did it think about the actual motion, kos it only appears to be thinking of the end rather than the during!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    ...why would you want crap covered TP to be OUTSIDE of the bowl?
  • Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Who thought of this? Steve Jobs?
  • Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    thats gonna smear some poop on some balls
  • Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    Excuse me while I go wipe my butt. *pedalpedalpedal*
  • Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    umm this doesnt seem very....clean, to me
  • Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:11 am
    3000!!
  • Profile photo of MrHughJass
    MrHughJass Male 13-17
    45 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:22 am
    thats gonna smear some poop on some balls

    :D lol
  • Profile photo of Rupertej
    Rupertej Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:31 am
    Egads! Someone inform the president, Posthaste!
  • Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:37 am
    So does all the dirty TP go into that roll on the floor cause im not sure I want a wage of poop stained TP laying on my floor.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:58 am
    fail. a real wipe needs to get in the cracks not just be a conveyor belt for the crap that comes out...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:34 am
    lol was not expecting this
  • Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 3:50 am
    I don`t want skid marks on my undercarriage, thanks. FAIL
  • Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 3:54 am
    that just causes more mess at the cost of more energy. why would i want that?
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:05 am
    Not supposed to be useful, just supposed to incite laughter. It made me chuckle and that`s enough.
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Oh crap riot, I bet you think you`re funny, you got me.
  • Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 5:51 am
    Riot got me too!
  • Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 6:08 am
    Oh sorry, I saw all the rolls and got it mixed up.
  • Profile photo of kikilalaz
    kikilalaz Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:19 am
    riotDX got me too D=
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 17, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Well Im not going to fall for it. This looks like a great way to get poo all over your sack.
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:59 am
    lmao. v
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    pancake414 Male 30-39
    19 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Should replace toilet paper with cloth and make it loop!
  • Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:19 am
    @davymid-
    With the reposts, why not post it again? It was hilarious...
    Did a quick search for it, and didn`t see it anyhow, so I figured I was safe. I know I submitted something else, too...can`t remember what.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 7:55 am
    So you have to pedal while it`s wiping and you get to see whats on the toilet paper after it wipes? That`s just weird.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:02 am
    @ Meepmaker: just spin it the other way.
    Still, a nasty thought of all that crap rolling up on another roll.
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    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:21 am
    So where does the toilet paper go? Does it roll up and create a new roll of waste soaked TP? *barf*
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    Bleaurgh Male 30-39
    41 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:55 am
    full of win
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    oxyl Male 30-39
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    August 17, 2010 at 9:14 am
    man you guys steal from B3TA alot...give credit where credit is due arsewipes
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    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2010 at 9:19 am
    so in this picture the clean paper would come from behind (no pun intended), get nasty as it runs between your cheeks and then rubs that nastiness all over your privates before rolling up on the pedal thingie.

    I will pass (pun intended)
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    MyHair Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 9:35 am
    THAT IS GENIUS.
  • Profile photo of ha10g0d
    ha10g0d Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:45 am
    ummm........ sooo...... do you poo.... around? the paper or what? because the only flaw i see in this is the poo dropping on the paper and being flung out from under you onto the wall infront of you, soiling your groin, and potentially your undergarments in the process..... just sayin >.>
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 10:18 am
    oxyl - best pun of the day and it was unintentional! :D
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    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:48 am
    poo idea.
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    shadowtube Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    oxyl, this isnt anything new, its happened with Failblog a lot more, nearly every failblog picture makes it onto failblog, and 2 days/1 week later its on IAB.
  • Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    "nearly every failblog picture makes it onto failblog" ment to say "Nearly every failblog picture makes it onto IAB"
  • Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Um...that its self is a fail..so you`re wiping your tunk with sh*t once its past your ass. Great Idea.
  • Profile photo of Bananaboy
    Bananaboy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Err.. how do i poo?
  • Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    that is literally a crap idea
  • Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I like the fact you have to pedal
  • Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Maybe it could have a mechanism that lets it slide to the side while you deficate... THEN I`d use it.
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    "Err.. how do i poo?"
    Better question, how do I fap?!
  • Profile photo of HollyA
    HollyA Female 13-17
    44 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    it would just smudge and probably wedgie and break
  • Profile photo of AustinJay
    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    What the poop?!
    Nah it wouldnt work
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    HounDawg07 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:50 am
    Awesome. Because wiping my ass is SO much work.
  • Profile photo of Froggybuster
    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:55 am
    Eugh.... the pedals make it go the wrong way so it would cover your balls/gash with da poo poo...
  • Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 4:46 am
    And how exactly am I supposed to take a dump?
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    georgeftw6 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:44 am
    you have smeared poo poo on your balls, smeared poo poo on your pants, and a toilet paper roll that smells like poo poo
    id rather just do it like i did back in the day
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    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:51 am
    okay thats pretty amazing
  • Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 1:21 am
    "okay thats pretty amazing"

    I guess it would be for a woman. Men only use the toilet for one thing, and we prefer that thing to not get on our thing.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    stupid.
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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2010 at 9:40 am
    @Cajun247

    Exactly what I was thinking, the only thing that does is stop the dump from landing.
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