Great Job Opening, Incredible Pay [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

And we"re 100 percent positive that every male on I-A-B is qualified.
There are 42 comments:
Male 1,361
Ballymena sar!

Culchies need some way to entertain themselves.
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Male 6,694
I can Bone.
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Male 999
sweaty horse rooster
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Male 29
Lol, It`s depressin that I got excited because I live near Ballymena..
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Female 4
Haha I live near Ballymena. Who knew Northern Ireland was so raunchy....
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Male 770
is the boning hall where you throw the hotdogs??
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Male 1,226
Very experienced boner here. Might apply, but I`m afraid of whatever that thing is they call the "boner hall".
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 2,893
I know how to bone with a knife!!
SIGN ME UP!!
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Male 593
I do wonder what are the architectural requirements for such a facility.
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Female 2,352
Boning hall?

That is some classy sh*t right there.
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Male 5,617
"Pay rate?"
Clearly, you will be paid Gillians...
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Male 1,043
Up and Down, and All Around. :)
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Male 5,190
Pay rate?
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Male 25,416
at least its equal opportunity employment!
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Male 258
I actually have a doctorate in boning from yale
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Male 2,419
Maps has fake information on profile, he`s clearly an 8 year old girl, not 18-29 male
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Male 1,067
"Stupid. Doesn`t even make sense if you read it in a sexual sense."

Yes it does.
Someone who bones would surely be known as a "Boner"? Therefore someone who is experienced in the art of boning is known as an "experienced boner"?
Purpose built boning hall is a hall built for the purpose of boning.

Total 100% sexual sense.
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Male 51
Stupid. Doesn`t even make sense if you read it in a sexual sense.
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Male 2,592
if the boning hall needs an experienced boner for boning consider me the head bonerologist
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Male 295
it`s a cutthroat job arena, given the economy and all.
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Male 541
I live near Ballymena!
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Male 648
@TKD_Master

"bonerolegy "

"that guy even managed to misspell a made up word...impressive."

Hey, the guy never said he was an english major
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Male 1,081
The only part I laughed at was the equal opportunity employer bit at the end.
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Female 90
I know many inexperience boners...
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Male 4,793
"bonerolegy "

that guy even managed to misspell a made up word...impressive.
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Female 8
I know a couple people this should be passed along to.
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Male 491
Finally a job opening were my degree in bonerolegy will come in handy
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Male 30
I`m sure there are many women on IAB that have plenty of experience boning.
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Male 4,807
I`m an experienced boner. For real, when I interview people for a job I ask them if the have boning experience or if they`ve done a lot of boning.
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Male 1,083
oh man this reminds of this one time when i was in my 7th grade english class. we were taking turns reading a book out loud and one girl kept pronouncing "Mr. Bonner" as "Mr. Boner" for the whole chapter. she was completely oblivious. half the class was giggling and cracking a smile. i laughed so much i started sweating.
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Male 38,511
I have an extensive resume. A lot of experiences I`d like to forget!
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Male 15
Im not qualified because im not experienced.... =(
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Male 1,678
"Ballymena meats is an equal opportunity employer"

Yeah right!!
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Male 12,138
Ballymena? Why that`s just up the road from where I`m from... In fact I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man, they do have a long and proud history of experienced boners there.
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Male 2,441
Hahah great
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Male 8
Hey! thats in Northern Ireland.

where Liam neeson is from...
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Male 224
XD amazing choice of word usage. Sure they could have said bone remover or deboner but no they had to classify the job as a boner.
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Male 166
i`ll give you an experienced boner
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Male 886
Wow!

They have an entire hall dedicated to boning. Reminds me of college.
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Male 556
This made my day haha.
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Male 20,196
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