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Date: 08/20/10 10:04 AM

42 Responses to Great Job Opening, Incredible Pay [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Link: Great Job Opening, Incredible Pay - And we`re 100 percent positive that every male on I-A-B is qualified.
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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:11 am
    This made my day haha.
  3. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Wow!

    They have an entire hall dedicated to boning. Reminds me of college.
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:22 am
    i`ll give you an experienced boner
  5. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:24 am
    XD amazing choice of word usage. Sure they could have said bone remover or deboner but no they had to classify the job as a boner.
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    Dan_Solo Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Hey! thats in Northern Ireland.

    where Liam neeson is from...
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Hahah great
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Ballymena? Why that`s just up the road from where I`m from... In fact I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man, they do have a long and proud history of experienced boners there.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:01 am
    "Ballymena meats is an equal opportunity employer"

    Yeah right!!
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    aquafire115 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Im not qualified because im not experienced.... =(
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36865 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:20 am
    I have an extensive resume. A lot of experiences I`d like to forget!
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
    oh man this reminds of this one time when i was in my 7th grade english class. we were taking turns reading a book out loud and one girl kept pronouncing "Mr. Bonner" as "Mr. Boner" for the whole chapter. she was completely oblivious. half the class was giggling and cracking a smile. i laughed so much i started sweating.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:54 am
    I`m an experienced boner. For real, when I interview people for a job I ask them if the have boning experience or if they`ve done a lot of boning.
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    Tu_Papi Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`m sure there are many women on IAB that have plenty of experience boning.
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Finally a job opening were my degree in bonerolegy will come in handy
  16. Profile photo of cassthulu
    cassthulu Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I know a couple people this should be passed along to.
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    "bonerolegy "

    that guy even managed to misspell a made up word...impressive.
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    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I know many inexperience boners...
  19. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    The only part I laughed at was the equal opportunity employer bit at the end.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    @TKD_Master

    "bonerolegy "

    "that guy even managed to misspell a made up word...impressive."

    Hey, the guy never said he was an english major
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    I live near Ballymena!
  22. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    it`s a cutthroat job arena, given the economy and all.
  23. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    if the boning hall needs an experienced boner for boning consider me the head bonerologist
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    Maps Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Stupid. Doesn`t even make sense if you read it in a sexual sense.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    "Stupid. Doesn`t even make sense if you read it in a sexual sense."

    Yes it does.
    Someone who bones would surely be known as a "Boner"? Therefore someone who is experienced in the art of boning is known as an "experienced boner"?
    Purpose built boning hall is a hall built for the purpose of boning.

    Total 100% sexual sense.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Maps has fake information on profile, he`s clearly an 8 year old girl, not 18-29 male
  27. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I actually have a doctorate in boning from yale
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    at least its equal opportunity employment!
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:19 am
    Up and Down, and All Around. :)
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:13 am
    "Pay rate?"
    Clearly, you will be paid Gillians...
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Boning hall?

    That is some classy sh*t right there.
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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    I do wonder what are the architectural requirements for such a facility.
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    I know how to bone with a knife!!
    SIGN ME UP!!
  34. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:56 am
    LOL
  35. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:56 am
    Very experienced boner here. Might apply, but I`m afraid of whatever that thing is they call the "boner hall".
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:30 am
    is the boning hall where you throw the hotdogs??
  37. Profile photo of CaseyCooking
    CaseyCooking Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:03 am
    Haha I live near Ballymena. Who knew Northern Ireland was so raunchy....
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    PunchFace Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 6:05 am
    Lol, It`s depressin that I got excited because I live near Ballymena..
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    sweaty horse rooster
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:32 am
    I can Bone.
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Ballymena sar!

    Culchies need some way to entertain themselves.

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