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  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Link: Graphing Famous Vampires - Where do your favorite (or not so favorite) movie and television vampires fall on the masculinity chart.
  2. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:08 am
    um, pink?
  3. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Buffy was never a vampire, and thus doesn`t belong on this chart
  4. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:25 am
    haha i like where twilight ended up
  5. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:26 am
    niether is blade...he`s only half-vampire....so you`re comment is half-void riotDX...
  6. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Ahaha, twilight owned :P (although I`d use "sparkly" instead of pink:P)
    U gotta stand in "AWE" for the creators of gayracula... I mean... wow.
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    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:34 am
    riotDX, Since the movie names `Let the Right One In`, `Underworld`, etc. are listed, would imagine that the creator meant Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a TV series, not the character herself.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Pink = Girly
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Nosferatu Rules !
  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:44 am
    I noticed that the movie `From Dusk Til Dawn` was not included.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Where`s Count Chocula?
  12. Profile photo of Oliv3rP
    Oliv3rP Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:48 am
    how is count von count not in the pink section

    he is the only one that is actually pink
  13. Profile photo of Skellan
    Skellan Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Whoa, what idiot put Lostboys there.

    The same idiot that`s used the word "Macho" to describe bad-ass.

    Lostboys us way more dark than Underworld and bad-ass than Buffy.

    Must be some kid that missed the 80`s.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:08 am
    I noticed that the movie `From Dusk Til Dawn` was not included.

    ---

    I did too. :( I guess the "vampires turning into giant rats" genre is too obscure?
  15. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:10 am
    "how is count von count not in the pink section

    he is the only one that is actually pink"

    ... however you`re reading this graph, try again.
  16. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    what, no Dracula: Dead & Loving it? No Blacula?
  17. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    @CrakrJak
    From Dusk Til Dawn has its own separate category called "Awesome"
  18. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Hey hey hey, the count is not gay.
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Blade1 goes in the lower left. The others, lower right.

    How the hell have you heard of Blacula??!!
    Better distribution on the that than was credited.
  20. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Anyone that puts "Let the Right One In" on the lower half did not get the point of the peekaboo shot.
  21. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:36 am
    wait, i just noticed Buffy is closer to "Macho" than Lost Boys... that makes me want to kill; and Let The Right One In is the darkest one? It was a great movie, yes, but not darker than most of those. And is Count Von Count really edging towards "Homo"?
  22. Profile photo of torisen
    torisen Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
    And how about "Lesbian vampire killers"? Technically it should go right next to "Gayracula" which I have never seen, though given a choice I`d watch LVK again before I did see it.




    And if you have trouble finding it in the states, they seem to have shortened the name to "Vampire Killers", I`m sure to avoid offending the thin skinned, but I have to think they lost a lot of revenue with that decision.
  23. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Gayracula, a bit far fetched
  24. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Where are Ingrid Pitt and Yutte Stensgaard?
  25. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:05 am
    All vampires are a metaphor for forbidden sex and therefore, all vampires are symbols for gay sexuality. Especially the macho/bad ass ones, because heterosexual men fear stronger men doing to them what het men have done to women for millenia.

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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I thought Gary Oldman`s Dracula should be at least straddling the homo line if not right underneath Cruise and Pitt.
  27. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
    No Eddie Murphy?Fail!
  28. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:22 am
    That`s a pretty crap graph.
  29. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Interview with a Vampire, best combination of darkness and gay undertones, thus being the best vampire movie ever.

    It`s got its stereotypical cliches, but not too many.
  30. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Yeah Interview is the best one IMO
  31. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
    my vampire wasnt here, you need to have castlevania vampires
  32. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
    I`m sorry, but underworld should be as far away from homo as one can get. There is nothing hotter than a sexy chick with guns.

    Just had an awesome Idea for a movie "Laura Croft the underworld Raider".
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    0zzyFan Male 13-17
    34 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Totally agree with most of it. Sept the Count is possibly the most heterosexual thing on the planet, learn it, live it. Also, Pink? Wtf does that even mean?
  34. Profile photo of psychosax
    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Why can`t someone be macho AND gay? I find it interesting that they`d differentiate the two.
  35. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 11:00 am
    the lost boys rocks--it isn`t gay, it`s just from the 80s.
  36. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 11:29 am
    It`s missing Castlevania, `Salem`s Lot, probably some others that I can`t think of right now...

    It`s shameful that the word "vampire" now makes people think of Edward Cullen before Dracula.
  37. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 11:34 am
    NOSFERATU!!! He`s my boy.

    Interesting fact: Nosferatu was just the name of the movie. The actual character`s name is Count Orlok.
  38. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
    favorite vampire movie; let the right one in.
  39. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
    let the right on in and Nosferatu are the best on here.
  40. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:53 am
    B...But where`s Eric? ;____;
  41. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Aw, no Vampire Hunter D? Fail. :-(
  42. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    "Aw, no Vampire Hunter D? Fail."
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    Notice: No cartoons in the picture, only actual camera footage.

    Also, Vampire Hunter D is bad.
  43. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Aww Interview with the Vampire should have been slightly closer to the "darkness" category. Yes, it`s kinda gay but it was pretty dark too :(
  44. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    where are the queen of the damned
  45. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I think Lost Boys is way off. There is a gay-ish main character, but you could wear pastels in the 80s and not be gay. And, it is otherwise a very hetero movie. Remember that Michael gets tempted to join because he follows a girl.
  46. Profile photo of eybulldog5
    eybulldog5 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    they made the wrong choice with blade...
  47. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    alright the list they have:
    gayracula-never seen
    Twighlight saga-not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, but not good by any means.
    fearless vampire killers-has not aged well
    lost boys-dont care what anybody says, classic
    count von count-pimpin
    buffy-corny, but the hot ladies and humor made up for it
    blade trilogy-badass
    underworld trilogy-see blade trilogy
    dracula(both actors)-still great classics
    bram stokers dracula-corny with bad acting
    nosferatu-the original classic (still amazing)
    let the right one in-instant classic
    interview with a vampire-gayer than twilight

    thank you for your time
  48. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    HEEY YOU ARSE, (cobrakiller) do you have seen the movie? there is nothing gay on it the biting between 2 man is only to give over the vampire geen. so i think that you have a serius issue to other man, maybe gay?
  49. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    510 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    @eybulldog5:
    That was the first thing that i noticed.
    Blade at the Macho side i can imagine, but pink?
  50. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    dead-groom, obviously you are talking about "interview with the vampire" which is terribly gay. not just the male on male biting, it is also in the dialogue between them and when they speak about each other. if you dont believe me here is a gay site telling you all about it. also, here is a non-gay site that says the same thing. oh, and this just makes me giggle a little.
  51. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    i dissagree with the arrangements on the left side
  52. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    GAYRACULA? G-A-Y-R-A-C-U-L-A? That is surely the most apathetic gay porn title ever. How about ASS-CRACKULA, or possibly BALL-SACKULA?
  53. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    @number696969
    HAHAHAHA
  54. Profile photo of dart3rocks
    dart3rocks Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    let the right one in =)
  55. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    There can be many vampires, but there can only be one Dracula. And that, my friends, is Bela Lugosi.
  56. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    "Let the right one in" was in was soooo effing good!
  57. Profile photo of Deppfan9551
    Deppfan9551 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Queen of the Damned should be up there with Interview. :D
  58. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    mykunter, i disagree



    just kidding
  59. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    count von count is the sh*t. lol
  60. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Interview should be on both the top and the bottom, pun intended. Lastat and Louis were both bi, AND Lastat could kick some butt.
  61. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Lost Boys isn`t that gay.

    I would have loved Let the Right One in except it was soo slow.
  62. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Interview With The Vampire is pretty much my favorite movie and one of my favorite books. Nosferatu is pretty good as well if you can deal with the whole "silent movie" thing. Also I think i`m the only chick in the world that never liked or got into Buffy.
  63. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    @dead-groom

    I love the vampire chronicles so don`t take this as me flaming you but technically they were kind of gay. The vampires from what I have read (i`ve only read 3 books so far, haven`t had time for the others) never have actual sex but many of them though not all do have a bit of an erotic bisexuality thing going on. Biting is kind of like a pleasure for them and emotionally they cling to each other as well. Louis says many times how he found Lestat to be completely gorgeous and Armand was also pretty much in love with Louis.

    Edited to add: I actually just looked it up and it appears from what I have gathered Armand had sexual relations with Marius as well...so I will take that as they can indeed have sexual relations.
  64. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    @GothicQueen

    you are not alone! i never liked buffy either. just... no.

    let the right one in was amazing but yeah 4/5 stars because of how slow it was :-/
  65. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    The count isnt gay.

    And why isnt lesbian vampire killers on there
  66. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    I love how the Twilight saga is just slightly gayer than "Gayracula". LMAO!
  67. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    I`m so happy that Let The Right One In was listed there. That movie is amazing and dark.
  68. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Count von Count forever.
  69. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    BLADE FTW!!
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    Ston Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    ingrateful, while the count isn`t gay, he is pink. And slightly less macho than the Lost Boys.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    Ugh. Lestat is not gay. I`m reading the vampire chronicles. I mean, I can see how people would get that, but you`ve gotta understand the time period and other factors.
  72. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    I mean, that`s just my personal take on it. Everybody has a valid opinion on it.
  73. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Dude, I really liked Interview With a Vampire, but it`s probably as gay as Twilight. I`ve seen that movie a ton of times, and I still get surprised when Antonio Banderas doesn`t kiss Brad Pitt.
  74. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    My favorite is Dracula (Bela Lugosi) and I think I would agree with its placement.
  75. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    Fearless Vampire Killers is my favorite of the ones I`ve seen. Haven`t seen Nosferatu but I like Faust.
  76. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:12 am
    @bram-I have that same thought every time I see that movie. I wish that would and just get it over with lol
  77. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 1:02 am
    wrong. Interview with a vamp does NOT belong where it is.
  78. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 1:22 am
    you`re missing lesbian vampire hunters...
  79. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Nosfuratu FTW!!
  80. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:00 am
    TKD,

    Agreed. Most of Anne Rice`s male protagonists are subtly, if not overtly, gay. *shrugs* Methinks she`s got a gay fetish.

    8) LJ
  81. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Nosferatu!! yay!
  82. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    August 10, 2010 at 11:49 am
    i protest the lost boys and count von count placing.
    lost boys is classic and kick ass. "death by stereo!"
    and who doesn`t love the count.
  83. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    No way, Buffy is WAY more macho than Blade.
  84. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Nosfuratu ROCKKKS
  85. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
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    August 11, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    30 Days of Night? Near Dark?

    I rate this as a fail Mr Fabio.com
  86. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
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    August 11, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Actually they are both so dark and macho that they are beyond the visible boundary of this chart.
  87. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
    88 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    From Dusk Till Dawn!!!!!!!!!!11
  88. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
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    August 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Vi, you are right there.

    Also, lawl at Interview with the vampire. People, I am a fan of Anne Rice, but this is humour. Enjoy it.
  89. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    What about vampirella


  90. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:49 am
    I refuse to believe that count von count is that close to twilight, just cause they never show`d him doin someone off doesn`t mean when he`s off tv he`s not invading a lonely Romanian village.
  91. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2010 at 11:16 am
    cool
  92. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    okay where`s the true blood?
  93. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Where the hell is Count Chocula?
  94. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer is more macho than the Lost Boys? Questionable.

    Also, the vampire from Let The Right One In is drating legit, despite that movie being kinda dumb as a whole.
  95. Profile photo of cd101
    cd101 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    what the hell is twilight doing in the homo club not right >:(

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