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Date: 08/20/10 12:01 PM

79 Responses to God Will Always Give You A Sign From Above [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Link: God Will Always Give You A Sign From Above - It won`t be the answer you want, but it`ll be an answer nonetheless...
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    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    LOL
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Story of my fing life.
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    AWWWW THAT SUCKS!!!! but it`s so funny!
  5. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Dear IAB,

    I think you need to change that "f" word to DRAT. My sensitive eyes cannot handle that naughty word.

    Love Always,

    LIK

    :-)
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    aaahaha I know a few people that need that sign XD bahah that`s amazing
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    LOL
  8. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Amazing, gotta go find these webcomics
  9. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    God is a cloud!!!!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    damn, i wont be asking god for anything anymore.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Gods made of rubber tubing?
  12. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    lmfao xD
  13. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    ahhahahahd
  14. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    awwww, so saaaad
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Ugh. I love Cyanide and Happiness so darn much...
  16. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Be careful what you ask for, And who you drat (I actually did type `drat` not f*ck)
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Cyanide and Happiness are the best. I hope Dave gets to visit the U.S. soon. :)
  18. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    god? kinda looks like a noodly appendage to me.
  19. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Awe, the last panel. :[
  20. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    I saw this before but it`s still hilarious
  21. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    god`s kind of an a**hole :D
  22. Profile photo of Chick_Habit
    Chick_Habit Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    I guess the poor fella can guess what his results were now...
  23. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    @lostinkorea

    If only FancyPants was listening...
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    vv Lolz @lostinkorea! However I`ve become sensitised to the word "drat" and would prefer to see "fluck" at IAB...
    What? I spelled it wrong? OH drat!
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    hehehee
  26. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    You mean DEsensitized, 5cats.
  27. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    @lostinkorea,
    here you are, sorry for offending you.


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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Some of the C+H do still make me laugh but they have deteriorated majorly
  29. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    hehe nice :)
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    You mean DEsensitized, 5cats.
    Nope @cornflakegrl! I`m DEsensitised to the word fluck, and hyper-sensitive to the word "drat" thanks to IAB.

    lolz, I`m kidding of course, I`m actually sensitive about everything...
  31. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    I-A-B. You anger me. There are so many pics and videos that have cussing in them yet you censor us when we try to cuss in the comments.
  32. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    They censor us to cut down on the flame wars...At least thats what I think the logic is here.....That or this is simpy a case of "Do as I say, not as I do"
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Steelgrid & Others: Actually The cuss filter, As has been described by Fancy himself, Is a remnant of an older website design and it would take something akin to `brain surgery` to remove it without the rest of the site crashing.

    Did I explain that correctly mods ?
  34. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Enough with the "If you can cuss in the posts, why not the comments?". It`s because the users can`t be trusted. If people only cussed every now and then and when it made something funnier, that`d be fine. But allow cussing and then every comment thread would be full of it and it would take away from the site.
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    It`s really not that difficult to express yourself without using bad language. It`s called a vocabulary and some creativity.
  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    vv Yeah Crakr, pretty much. What we need on IAB is to get a dedicated web developer, at least for a while, to help with some site updates. Unfortunately, IAB is the bastard son of the Demand Media empire (which is a whole bunch of websites from this one, Cracked, to golfing sites, travel agency sites, hell we even have our fingers in the Collegehumor pie). By which I mean, we get an enormous amount of hits (close to a mil a day, on average), which brings in lots of revenue, but we`re considered a bit... Maverick. Getting some precious web-development time and expertise is an uphill struggle with top brass.

    So yeah, not a single one of anyone currently involved in the website had anything to do with the design or implementation of the swear-filter, something we "inherited from a previous administration" if you`ll allow me to use some political parlance!
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Crakr is right. Stop complaining. It`s not a stupid rule it`s a stupid fault.

    That dreaded question is akin to asking why we aren`t allowed to physically fly, even though birds are.

    Because we don`t have f*cking wings.
  38. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    If god was real and he would do it, then it would be fuc.king epic.
  39. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    Wow, if this happened then I suppose christians would actually have something real to believe in. It would certainly make God a little easier to believe in for Atheists, that`s for sure.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    lolz
  41. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    splurby, funny that capitalized God and Athiest, but didn`t capitalize Christian.
  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:05 am
    Wow, if this happened then I suppose christians would actually have something real to believe in. It would certainly make God a little easier to believe in for Atheists, that`s for sure.
    Shhhh Splurby, haven`t you heard the word? God is an untestible and untestifiable force that exists outside the physical universe. Therefore he cannot be disproven, nor proven! YAY GOD!

    Jesus, keep up with the times dude!
  43. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:22 am
    SuperSmash Its Funny That you Noticed
  44. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:00 am
    Davy:
    Well, Davy, prove the existence of my friend Mark.

    He`s not online. He doesn`t want to participate in your test. That alone makes it very difficult.

    I don`t like the idea of the "untestable" God, I just haven`t been able to come up with a test with the correct parameters.

    "If mark exists he`ll show up to this party I`m hosting for him". Erm... no, not if he doesn`t want to.

    "If I do X, Mark will do Y". Again, no, only if he wants to.

    This becomes doubly so with a God who places value on faith (Christian God), or any God who doesn`t rearrange the universe just because you think he aught.

    Therefore any proofs have to map a physical phenomena to metaphysical phenomena and infer from there. Which isn`t necessarily the truth, however it can be argued to a best fit.

    But send me a facebook message if you have an idea of how to find Mark. Might give me some new ideas on a God proof.
  45. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:15 am
    Gotta side with Baalthazaq here. And really what could God do to prove he is? I mean really. If he said to every person on the earth at the same time time (in their own language) "I AM GOD!" Those who are proud of their "higher understanding" would still decide it was some mass plot and techno-trick by one church or another.

    Do I think there is a God? Yep.

    Do I have proff? Nope.

    Do you have proof there isnt a God?

    None.

    End of debate.

    Since we all die, I would rather be me than an athiest.
  46. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:19 am
    @Baalthazaq

    That argument is slightly flawed. Mark very likely couldn`t care less if we believe in him, therefore his actions are completely unswayed by my beliefs. According to the bible, though, God does care an awful lot about what we believe in. He would know I was raised by atheists, He would know my nature, and He would know I couldn`t be converted by an IAB debate. But he loves me, so rather than sit back and watch me go to Hell, wouldn`t he throw me SOME kind of bone?
  47. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:20 am
    Certainly not an "I am God" call from the sky, but I can think of a couple ways a subtle omnipotent being could sway my beliefs with random phenomena.
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    cuthere2 Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:44 am
    "what could God do to prove he is? I mean really. If he said to every person on the earth at the same time time (in their own language) "I AM GOD!" Those who are proud of their "higher understanding" would still decide it was some mass plot and techno-trick by one church or another."

    Let me get this straight. You believe your god is all wise, all knowing, and all powerful, yet he`s too stupid to figure out a way to provide credible evidence of his existence to us "lowly" beings? Wow, he`s pretty dumb for an all knowing and all powerful being then...
  49. Profile photo of cuthere2
    cuthere2 Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:54 am
    "Do you have proof there isnt a God?

    None.

    End of debate.

    Since we all die, I would rather be me than an atheist. "

    This is a fallacy of an argument. You`re taking the "safe" way out, stating you`d rather believe than not believe "just in case." This makes you an atheist of all the other gods you`ve chosen NOT to believe in. I could just as easily state "there`s no proof Mithra doesn`t exist, nor Thor, nor the Great JuJu of the Ocean, so I`d rather believe in them than be a Mithra atheist as you are when I die."

    So why have you chosen to be an Atheist of thousands of other gods, yet chosen to believe in the Judeo Christian god on the off chance there is a reward or punishment after you die?

    It smacks of selfish, or fearful reasons for believing. There`s just as much evidence of the other gods existing as there is the Christian god. (None) But you can`t prove none of them exist can you?
  50. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:04 am
    Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion.
  51. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:19 am
    poodrat it`s Cynadine and Happiness, not 9/11..
  52. Profile photo of cuthere2
    cuthere2 Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:29 am
    "Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion."


    Holy crap! Another poster commenting on other peoples conversations with an air of sarcasm and sweeping generalizations about the nationality of those involved! That`s original!!!


  53. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:42 am
    @cuthere2
    What, so you`re saying if God did this, and only this (where "this" is whatever it would take for you to believe) you`d instantly believe in him and wouldn`t ask for further proof? Because from what I`ve heard, almost everyone who says that goes against it as soon as it actually happens. Gideon is the first example that springs to mind.
  54. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:46 am
    "Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion."

    Holy crap! Another poster commenting on other peoples conversations with an air of sarcasm and sweeping generalizations about the nationality of those involved! That`s original!!!

    Holy poo, Another poster commenting on another posters post on posting about a conversation that he is not apart of with a failed attempt at sarcasm that does not work online....
  55. Profile photo of cuthere2
    cuthere2 Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:21 am
    "What, so you`re saying if God did this, and only this (where "this" is whatever it would take for you to believe) you`d instantly believe in him and wouldn`t ask for further proof? Because from what I`ve heard, almost everyone who says that goes against it as soon as it actually happens. Gideon is the first example that springs to mind."


    Your question makes little sense. Let me simplify things for you. Do you, or do you not believe that your God is omniscient?

    If you understand the meaning of the word, then your question becomes moot. If your god is indeed all powerful, and all knowing, then he should know EXACTLY what a person would, and would not accept as proof. It should be a snap of the finger for him really, I mean, seeing as how an ancient book claims he created all reality.
  56. Profile photo of cuthere2
    cuthere2 Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:26 am
    OHLAX:

    "Holy poo, Another poster commenting on another posters post on posting about a conversation that he is not apart of with a failed attempt at sarcasm that does not work online...."

    Wow. Guess I should have dumbed down the point of my comment as it seems you lack the resources to understand even thinly veiled points.

    Or do you actually support comments that attempt to judge and stereotype based on nationality. Based on your comment, it appears that you do. If this is indeed the case, I feel sorry for you.

    Those who must resort to to sweeping generalizations of race and nationality are little more than pond scum in my book. (And in the eye of most decent humans) Yet you felt the need to defend such a comment. What`s that say about you?
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:01 am
    haha. thats funny.
  58. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Hmmm after reading these posts....A simple solution...

    How would God (or at least the one everyone is aruguing about) prove he is real? Abolish Satan. Kill all evil. Though it would seem that alot of bad or evil things are chalked up under god testing the faith. So who is really the bad guy? The entity responcible for only 8 direct deaths (Satan, according to the bible) or the entity responcible for wiping out nearly the entire civilization.....TWICE!!! I think you are defending the wrong entity together. I think Satan gave up long ago because your God commits more attrocities and evil than the Devil ever did.

    `Nuff said
  59. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:25 am
    I don`t believe you could prove God exists to some people even if he came down here, Healed the sick, Turned water into wine, Walked on water, And made the blind see again. Oh wait, I forgot he already did all that.
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Christ people are retarded. If he was to kill evil, that would be taking away free will. Or he could kill everyone trying to be evil. So there might not be too many people left on the planet that way.
  61. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Only I-Am-Bored.com would turn this comment board into a religious debate.
  62. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    @Byrdman1525

    Only you can prevent forest fires.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Can`t we just get along for the lulz?
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    hahaha best sign ever
  65. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Skipping Pascal`s Wager and the fallacy of Satan`s Motives. (He doesn`t kill, he convinces others to. Osama bin Laden didn`t personally kill that many people either. That doesn`t make him "nice").
    Etc.

    Lets go straight to JD.
    "Mark couldn`t care less if I believe".
    Only some forms of God care. Judaism is act based. Much of Christianity is Faith based. Islam is intent based.

    "His actions are unswayed by my belief". I don`t see why, even in a Christian system, his actions would be based on your personal belief.

    The rest of your argument suggests several things (suppositions, claims, implications).

    Lets say you have a teacher. Lets say the teacher wants what is best for you. Lets say you answer them like your post.

    "I`m lazy, so it`s your responsibility that I learn"
    "My ma and pa din`t need no book lernin"
    etc.

    Are you really worth saving yet? I say no.
  66. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Also... this is a post about religion... and it`s only up to 67 posts? It`s been up for like half a day...
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Yes, Zeus for the victory! (I refuse to type FTW...other than that one time).
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    dudemanguy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Cyanide & Happiness. Yay!
  69. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    epic everytime!
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    AllisonLPN Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    lol
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    @Baalthazaq
    All the religious Flamewar enthusists are all in their caves..... and all is well with the world.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    haha. nice
  73. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:56 am
    lmao XD
  74. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Cuthere,
    No your point is easily seen but maybe I should have dumbed down my sarcasm but as I said in my post sarcasm does not play well online so I apologize for not making that more clear. Next time I will personally attack you as you have just done to me. Sincerely your, Ohlax
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    been there done that
  76. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Its funny.

  77. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:31 am
    I love it.
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    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    Lmao. Nice!

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