God Will Always Give You A Sign From Above [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 7 years ago in Funny

It won"t be the answer you want, but it"ll be an answer nonetheless...
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Female 78
Lmao. Nice!
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Male 6,694
I love it.
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Female 105
Its funny.

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Male 999
been there done that
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Male 818
Cuthere,
No your point is easily seen but maybe I should have dumbed down my sarcasm but as I said in my post sarcasm does not play well online so I apologize for not making that more clear. Next time I will personally attack you as you have just done to me. Sincerely your, Ohlax
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Female 5,222
lmao XD
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Male 1,196
haha. nice
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Male 2,893
@Baalthazaq
All the religious Flamewar enthusists are all in their caves..... and all is well with the world.
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Female 8
lol
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Male 270
epic everytime!
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Male 38
Cyanide & Happiness. Yay!
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Male 1,351
Yes, Zeus for the victory! (I refuse to type FTW...other than that one time).
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Male 4,546
Also... this is a post about religion... and it`s only up to 67 posts? It`s been up for like half a day...
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Male 4,546
Skipping Pascal`s Wager and the fallacy of Satan`s Motives. (He doesn`t kill, he convinces others to. Osama bin Laden didn`t personally kill that many people either. That doesn`t make him "nice").
Etc.

Lets go straight to JD.
"Mark couldn`t care less if I believe".
Only some forms of God care. Judaism is act based. Much of Christianity is Faith based. Islam is intent based.

"His actions are unswayed by my belief". I don`t see why, even in a Christian system, his actions would be based on your personal belief.

The rest of your argument suggests several things (suppositions, claims, implications).

Lets say you have a teacher. Lets say the teacher wants what is best for you. Lets say you answer them like your post.

"I`m lazy, so it`s your responsibility that I learn"
"My ma and pa din`t need no book lernin"
etc.

Are you really worth saving yet? I say no.
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Female 533
hahaha best sign ever
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Female 2,352
Can`t we just get along for the lulz?
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Male 683
@Byrdman1525

Only you can prevent forest fires.
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Male 107
Only I-Am-Bored.com would turn this comment board into a religious debate.
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Male 122
Christ people are retarded. If he was to kill evil, that would be taking away free will. Or he could kill everyone trying to be evil. So there might not be too many people left on the planet that way.
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Male 17,512
I don`t believe you could prove God exists to some people even if he came down here, Healed the sick, Turned water into wine, Walked on water, And made the blind see again. Oh wait, I forgot he already did all that.
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Male 2,700
Hmmm after reading these posts....A simple solution...

How would God (or at least the one everyone is aruguing about) prove he is real? Abolish Satan. Kill all evil. Though it would seem that alot of bad or evil things are chalked up under god testing the faith. So who is really the bad guy? The entity responcible for only 8 direct deaths (Satan, according to the bible) or the entity responcible for wiping out nearly the entire civilization.....TWICE!!! I think you are defending the wrong entity together. I think Satan gave up long ago because your God commits more attrocities and evil than the Devil ever did.

`Nuff said
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Male 384
haha. thats funny.
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Male 322
OHLAX:

"Holy poo, Another poster commenting on another posters post on posting about a conversation that he is not apart of with a failed attempt at sarcasm that does not work online...."

Wow. Guess I should have dumbed down the point of my comment as it seems you lack the resources to understand even thinly veiled points.

Or do you actually support comments that attempt to judge and stereotype based on nationality. Based on your comment, it appears that you do. If this is indeed the case, I feel sorry for you.

Those who must resort to to sweeping generalizations of race and nationality are little more than pond scum in my book. (And in the eye of most decent humans) Yet you felt the need to defend such a comment. What`s that say about you?
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Male 322
"What, so you`re saying if God did this, and only this (where "this" is whatever it would take for you to believe) you`d instantly believe in him and wouldn`t ask for further proof? Because from what I`ve heard, almost everyone who says that goes against it as soon as it actually happens. Gideon is the first example that springs to mind."


Your question makes little sense. Let me simplify things for you. Do you, or do you not believe that your God is omniscient?

If you understand the meaning of the word, then your question becomes moot. If your god is indeed all powerful, and all knowing, then he should know EXACTLY what a person would, and would not accept as proof. It should be a snap of the finger for him really, I mean, seeing as how an ancient book claims he created all reality.
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Male 818
"Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion."

Holy crap! Another poster commenting on other peoples conversations with an air of sarcasm and sweeping generalizations about the nationality of those involved! That`s original!!!

Holy poo, Another poster commenting on another posters post on posting about a conversation that he is not apart of with a failed attempt at sarcasm that does not work online....
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Male 509
@cuthere2
What, so you`re saying if God did this, and only this (where "this" is whatever it would take for you to believe) you`d instantly believe in him and wouldn`t ask for further proof? Because from what I`ve heard, almost everyone who says that goes against it as soon as it actually happens. Gideon is the first example that springs to mind.
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Male 322
"Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion."


Holy crap! Another poster commenting on other peoples conversations with an air of sarcasm and sweeping generalizations about the nationality of those involved! That`s original!!!


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Male 1,043
poodrat it`s Cynadine and Happiness, not 9/11..
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Male 169
Holy poo Americans arguing about religion. Not like that has ever happened on every single fuc|<ing post that has anything slight to do with religion.
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Male 322
"Do you have proof there isnt a God?

None.

End of debate.

Since we all die, I would rather be me than an atheist. "

This is a fallacy of an argument. You`re taking the "safe" way out, stating you`d rather believe than not believe "just in case." This makes you an atheist of all the other gods you`ve chosen NOT to believe in. I could just as easily state "there`s no proof Mithra doesn`t exist, nor Thor, nor the Great JuJu of the Ocean, so I`d rather believe in them than be a Mithra atheist as you are when I die."

So why have you chosen to be an Atheist of thousands of other gods, yet chosen to believe in the Judeo Christian god on the off chance there is a reward or punishment after you die?

It smacks of selfish, or fearful reasons for believing. There`s just as much evidence of the other gods existing as there is the Christian god. (None) But you can`t prove none of them exist can you?
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Male 322
"what could God do to prove he is? I mean really. If he said to every person on the earth at the same time time (in their own language) "I AM GOD!" Those who are proud of their "higher understanding" would still decide it was some mass plot and techno-trick by one church or another."

Let me get this straight. You believe your god is all wise, all knowing, and all powerful, yet he`s too stupid to figure out a way to provide credible evidence of his existence to us "lowly" beings? Wow, he`s pretty dumb for an all knowing and all powerful being then...
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Male 625
Certainly not an "I am God" call from the sky, but I can think of a couple ways a subtle omnipotent being could sway my beliefs with random phenomena.
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Male 625
@Baalthazaq

That argument is slightly flawed. Mark very likely couldn`t care less if we believe in him, therefore his actions are completely unswayed by my beliefs. According to the bible, though, God does care an awful lot about what we believe in. He would know I was raised by atheists, He would know my nature, and He would know I couldn`t be converted by an IAB debate. But he loves me, so rather than sit back and watch me go to Hell, wouldn`t he throw me SOME kind of bone?
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Male 582
Gotta side with Baalthazaq here. And really what could God do to prove he is? I mean really. If he said to every person on the earth at the same time time (in their own language) "I AM GOD!" Those who are proud of their "higher understanding" would still decide it was some mass plot and techno-trick by one church or another.

Do I think there is a God? Yep.

Do I have proff? Nope.

Do you have proof there isnt a God?

None.

End of debate.

Since we all die, I would rather be me than an athiest.
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Male 4,546
Davy:
Well, Davy, prove the existence of my friend Mark.

He`s not online. He doesn`t want to participate in your test. That alone makes it very difficult.

I don`t like the idea of the "untestable" God, I just haven`t been able to come up with a test with the correct parameters.

"If mark exists he`ll show up to this party I`m hosting for him". Erm... no, not if he doesn`t want to.

"If I do X, Mark will do Y". Again, no, only if he wants to.

This becomes doubly so with a God who places value on faith (Christian God), or any God who doesn`t rearrange the universe just because you think he aught.

Therefore any proofs have to map a physical phenomena to metaphysical phenomena and infer from there. Which isn`t necessarily the truth, however it can be argued to a best fit.

But send me a facebook message if you have an idea of how to find Mark. Might give me some new ideas on a God proof.
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Male 5,189
"Shhhh Splurby, haven`t you heard the word?"

B-B-B-B-Bird bird bird?
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Male 1,452
SuperSmash Its Funny That you Noticed
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Male 12,138
[quote]Wow, if this happened then I suppose christians would actually have something real to believe in. It would certainly make God a little easier to believe in for Atheists, that`s for sure.[/quote]
Shhhh Splurby, haven`t you heard the word? God is an untestible and untestifiable force that exists outside the physical universe. Therefore he cannot be disproven, nor proven! YAY GOD!

Jesus, keep up with the times dude!
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Male 3,755
splurby, funny that capitalized God and Athiest, but didn`t capitalize Christian.
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 2,796
Wow, if this happened then I suppose christians would actually have something real to believe in. It would certainly make God a little easier to believe in for Atheists, that`s for sure.
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Male 306
If god was real and he would do it, then it would be fuc.king epic.
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Male 3,819
Crakr is right. Stop complaining. It`s not a stupid rule it`s a stupid fault.

That dreaded question is akin to asking why we aren`t allowed to physically fly, even though birds are.

Because we don`t have f*cking wings.
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Male 12,138
vv Yeah Crakr, pretty much. What we need on IAB is to get a dedicated web developer, at least for a while, to help with some site updates. Unfortunately, IAB is the bastard son of the Demand Media empire (which is a whole bunch of websites from this one, Cracked, to golfing sites, travel agency sites, hell we even have our fingers in the Collegehumor pie). By which I mean, we get an enormous amount of hits (close to a mil a day, on average), which brings in lots of revenue, but we`re considered a bit... Maverick. Getting some precious web-development time and expertise is an uphill struggle with top brass.

So yeah, not a single one of anyone currently involved in the website had anything to do with the design or implementation of the swear-filter, something we "inherited from a previous administration" if you`ll allow me to use some political parlance!
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Male 3,755
It`s really not that difficult to express yourself without using bad language. It`s called a vocabulary and some creativity.
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Male 3,755
Enough with the "If you can cuss in the posts, why not the comments?". It`s because the users can`t be trusted. If people only cussed every now and then and when it made something funnier, that`d be fine. But allow cussing and then every comment thread would be full of it and it would take away from the site.
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Male 17,512
Steelgrid & Others: Actually The cuss filter, As has been described by Fancy himself, Is a remnant of an older website design and it would take something akin to `brain surgery` to remove it without the rest of the site crashing.

Did I explain that correctly mods ?
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Male 2,700
They censor us to cut down on the flame wars...At least thats what I think the logic is here.....That or this is simpy a case of "Do as I say, not as I do"
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Male 76
I-A-B. You anger me. There are so many pics and videos that have cussing in them yet you censor us when we try to cuss in the comments.
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Male 40,343
[quote]You mean DEsensitized, 5cats.[/quote]
Nope @cornflakegrl! I`m DEsensitised to the word fluck, and hyper-sensitive to the word "drat" thanks to IAB.

lolz, I`m kidding of course, I`m actually sensitive about everything...
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Female 151
hehe nice :)
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Male 1,067
Some of the C+H do still make me laugh but they have deteriorated majorly
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Male 7,816
@lostinkorea,
here you are, sorry for offending you.


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Female 204
You mean DEsensitized, 5cats.
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Female 3,001
hehehee
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Male 40,343
vv Lolz @lostinkorea! However I`ve become sensitised to the word "drat" and would prefer to see "fluck" at IAB...
What? I spelled it wrong? OH drat!
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Male 716
@lostinkorea

If only FancyPants was listening...
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Female 23
I guess the poor fella can guess what his results were now...
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Female 536
god`s kind of an a**hole :D
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Male 312
I saw this before but it`s still hilarious
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Female 1,148
Awe, the last panel. :[
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Male 566
god? kinda looks like a noodly appendage to me.
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Male 331
Cyanide and Happiness are the best. I hope Dave gets to visit the U.S. soon. :)
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Male 17,512
Be careful what you ask for, And who you drat (I actually did type `drat` not f*ck)
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Female 463
Ugh. I love Cyanide and Happiness so darn much...
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Female 697
awwww, so saaaad
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Male 417
ahhahahahd
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Female 1,043
lmfao xD
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Male 648
Gods made of rubber tubing?
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Male 7,816
damn, i wont be asking god for anything anymore.
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Female 90
God is a cloud!!!!
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Male 63
Amazing, gotta go find these webcomics
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Female 3,574
LOL
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Female 3,696
aaahaha I know a few people that need that sign XD bahah that`s amazing
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Female 3,726
Dear IAB,

I think you need to change that "f" word to DRAT. My sensitive eyes cannot handle that naughty word.

Love Always,

LIK

:-)
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Female 282
AWWWW THAT SUCKS!!!! but it`s so funny!
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Male 491
Story of my fing life.
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Female 171
LOL
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Male 320
Link: God Will Always Give You A Sign From Above [Pic] [Rate Link] - It won`t be the answer you want, but it`ll be an answer nonetheless...
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