Giving Up Your Baby Announcement On Facebook [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

When you tell your Facebook friends you"re giving up your baby for adoption, give them ALL the details...
There are 91 comments:
Female 85
How do you misspell "you" twice and in exactly the same way? oh, and can I get a ghetto-to-english translation please?
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Female 251
sumcrazzykid -theres no need to be racist! godamn.
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Male 559
Sumcrazzykid, you are a complete douchebag.
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Male 20
Hey that reminds me of this FACEBOOK PARTY
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Male 241
i am now more stupid for reading that last comment..
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Male 599
Why would you even let somebody who slaughters grammar that much be your friend on facebook?
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Female 109
you`re the one judging people, sumcrazzykid. "i bet yall are white, it`s typical coming from YHU guys." normally it`s the black community that is typically offended by small racial comments, but you`re being judgmental AND racist...and hypocritical. and if you want to actually be understood, maybe you should speak properly.
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Female 43
@ sumcrazzykid - You`re an idiot, that`s why.
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Male 1,834
lol
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Female 55
Jesus,yall actin like everybody has to speak properly. ITS CALLED SLANG obviously its not supposed to be spelled correctly.Yall make me sick, judging ppl by the way they spell a word WOW big deal.I bet yall are white, its typical comming from YHU guys
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Male 1,882
Jamoya, Dontray, Britnie, Ieshia... Why, God? Why?
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Male 257
erinn=douche
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Female 282
O.O YHU? WTF IS YHU? How the hell do you even pronounce that? Like (yeh-hee-ouw)? That`s...my brain hurts.
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Male 2,085
Must be a product of the Detroit school system.
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Male 1,162
God, has our spelling and grammar really come to this? Also, lol at the ending.

Seriously though, "yhu"?? Anyone who spells it like that should die from Dickwolf rape
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Female 221
id still be grateful.
:3
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Male 630
My eyes!!!
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Male 876
Why is it so hard to write normally and spell out all your words?
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Female 1,623
Well that must`ve been akward afterwards.
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Male 1,351
"Yhu" know, Erinn could just be lying.
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Male 363
If anyone I knew ever posted anything remotely resembling that poo I would set their house on fire and poop in their mailbox
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Female 2,509
bahaha it`s a puppy
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Male 6,694
Puppy. Now thats funny.
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Female 77
Surely it takes more effort to spell like that instead of the correct way?
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Male 3,915
lol sieging....good point....what a bunch of stereotypical....friends....(shifty eyes)
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Male 76
Hah, look at the state of their names.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hahaahahhahahahahhhaahhahahaha
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Female 430
she`s not funny
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Female 355
AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Now that`s hysterical. My FSM.
I wonder what the comments were after that.
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Male 123
Hah, look at the state of their names.
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Female 3,828
lol so dumb. i bet she said this just to get attention
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Male 975
black girls talk like this lets move on
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Male 2,419
they`re just trying to use letters they don`t use very often to evenly wear out their keyboard :P
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Male 312
YHUHUHUHUHU!!!
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Male 224
So the new easy way to spell `you` is `yhu`...or is it cause when your pronouncing it its suppose to sound "cool" like ya-who or something like that. I`m just confused here, but still that poor poor baby...dog...its name`s not Maya anymore though I bet XD
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Male 703
Who types like that? Someone who says things like this:

Erinn: Dnt yhu think its time yhu turn yo paqe and qet on dha same one as mi..smh
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Male 703
JuanPoncho, they were clearly deliberately misspelled. I`m not sure which would be worse, writing like an f-tard deliberately, or being so uneducated that you misspell that badly, but still can use facebook?
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Male 16
"tawkin"? Seriously?
And for that matter since when did you get changed to "yhu"or "yuh"?
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Male 541
that was a pain to read. seriously, who is that bad at typing?!
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Male 2,893
Are these people black?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 51
Love the names in general
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Male 43
Oh man, I HATE people who can`t spell half the words they say. It`s acceptable to misspell a few words, for sure, but that much... Ahhh, geez.
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Male 2,748
Erinn types like a girl i know... it gives me a migraine and makes me want to remove her fingers... this chick is worse...
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Male 211
erinn is a true english scholar right there
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Male 1,184
I missed the "a" before puppy the first time, and thought Erinn was calling Jamoya puppy, possibly as a term of endearment. What it actually says is funnier.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Erinn`s profile is even worse. I have a migraine after trying to decipher her statuses. Look at the name of her poor kid.[/quote]
True, what Natasha said. A random one of her staturs updates:

"yhu mite be city but aye niqqa like mii country! Its muh doman muh territory shyt DHA CAN muh city! Shyt if yhu 4rm dha can its tyme 2 qet dis bxtch on dha map"

And her kid`s name is Ah`Milliyon Mi`Amor. F*ck me gently with a gelatinous purple dildo, this sh*t makes I-A-B seem positively cerebral by comparison...
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Male 3,842
This is so incredibly offensive to young women who actually have given up human babies for adoption and done exactly what this girl described, but for a real human baby born from their very own vagina
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Male 1,013
With the spoof sites that exist for creatng fake facebook funnies, how can I lol anymore at these :-(
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Male 1,678
if someone who writes "tawkin" is giving you sensible advice .. then you know you`re in trouble
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Male 97
"I dont understand why this is not national news!
How often do humans give birth to puppies." i lold
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Female 56
Erinn`s profile is even worse. I have a migraine after trying to decipher her statuses. Look at the name of her poor kid.
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Female 49
*sigh* really......really?!
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Female 1,798
"Erinn is a re-tard"

anyone who says "re-tard" like that, in the context you did, isn`t exactly the brightest bulb in the chandelier, either.
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Male 487
the `new family` was probably the SPCA
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Female 48
I dont understand why this is not national news!
How often do humans give birth to puppies.
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Female 1,677
Hahaa hilarious. I hope the people saying `I didn`t know you had a baby` aren`t friends that see her all the time... lol.
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Male 648
Erinn is a re-tard
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Female 1,798
"Tis not murder what thou dost see, tis an evolution of thine language what happens before thy eyes."

If we`ve gone from the flowery, flowing language of Shakespeare to "yhu tawkin", we`re in a lot of trouble.
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Male 37
"yhu"... That`s not even an abbreviation. How stupid are people these days?
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Male 26
Hey skaterboy is the name of this website "original content"? It doesn`t look like it is... Does it say original content anywhere on here? Hmm...noo I don`t see that either. This is a site is an amalgam of content, not a generator of it.
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Male 4,807
puppy...LMAO @ puppy
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Male 2,441
Hilarious, but please take a keyboarding class..
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Male 770
psychgeek
Tis not murder what thou dost see, tis an evolution of thine language what happens before thy eyes.
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Male 25,416
lolz!
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Female 1,798
....since when did "talking" become "tawkin"?

It`s murder of the English language, is what it is. And not even the quick, painless kind. This language is suffering a slow, agonizing, brutal death.
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Male 296
Sorry. Third. >.>
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Male 296
Nice job, the second post today from lamebook. Original.
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Male 3,014
Yhu know, I don`t get why yhu people are so opposed to the spelling yhu. Don`t yhu know that it`s a perfectly acceptable alternate spelling in an obscyhure English dialect?

The more yhu know.
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Male 1,598
Erinn, WTF?
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Male 125
Retarded Ghetto/Internet Slang to English translation: "Moya, will you let people know you`re talking about a puppy!"
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Female 2,220
Took me 4 hours to decifer the last comment, but I think I got there... and lol`d.
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Male 16
"My baby got loose last night and I Didnt find her for hours. Shes sleepin in the cage tonight!"
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Male 17
Also, on her facebook..
"Im silly, crazy, sexy, cool, just pretty much the most amazing girl you`ll ever meet so u might as well keep me in your life!!!! lol"
Reallllllly?
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Male 17
Erm... Did anyone else find their comments frustrating to read? It`s barely even english anymore D:
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Male 422
@Heureux

You just made my day XD
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Male 328
YHU?! Kill me now.
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Female 1,043
yeah i found her on facebook...one of her recent statuses was "just finished summer school".....not very bright to begin with :(
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Male 1,054
it could have been much more disturbing:

J: My poor baby has been wetting herself at night and crying something fierce, I knew she had to be sick so I took her and in they put her to sleep.

or
J: My baby got runover in the street last night and we didn`t even find her till this morning.
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Female 316
Nice going lukas1051!

I can`t believe she has a totally public profile. wow!
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Male 12,138
vv Chunky, when it comes to bookface, I don`t even question any more.
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Male 670
why the drating drat would anyone spell "you" as yhu?
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Male 491
More poo from some stupid poo head that I couldn`t give a rolling poo about who has to tell everybody about every little bit of poo that happens in their pooy little life. Baby, puppy or box of crackers the world doesn`t need to know!



yeah i think face book is a waste of time


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Male 3,425
It`s easy to find. All I did was search the name Jamoya (which isn`t exactly common) and find the black woman wearing a white shirt (which you can make out from the blurred picture). It was like the third profile down.
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Male 7,585
i saw it coming, but it was still funny.
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Male 332
lol communication fail.
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Male 332
@lukas1051

Good job lol. How did you find that? You can`t even see her last name...
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Male 332
lol communication fail.
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Male 3,425
Finding people on Facebook is tooooo easy.

Her profile

I`m not some weird stalker BTW... just bored.
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Male 66
thats some funny poo ya`ll read the last message Erin`s
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Female 354
That was great. I was not expecting that. XD
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Male 394
Erinn`s grammar is ATROCIOUS.
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Male 19,854
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