Girls, Looking For A Job? This Is Fast Money [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

That said, this sounds like a trap...
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Male 65
All the pee goes to one man`s fetish. In his bathtub.
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Male 2,868
My guess is that they`re looking for clean pee to sell to people who need to pass drug tests. I hope.
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Female 314
@TheTree HELL YES OLD GREGG!!!!
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Male 1,598
creepy
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Female 463
Awkward
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Female 535
I texted it! They said I should just sell my stuff in the guise of lemonade.

You guys want lemonade?
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Female 965
@TheTrees

Old Gregg FTW.
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Female 49
I almost want to try the number...
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Female 347
Sometimes getting paid to do something you normally do for free really isn`t worth it.
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Male 6,694
To each his own.
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Male 258
"Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
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Male 1,364
its so easy for girls to earn money...
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Female 5,222
DX
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Female 131
@Gerry1of1
I...I kinda wanna see those pics now... damn curiosity!
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Male 12,365
[quote]honestly, there should be a better way.[/quote]

There is - testing for what is actually relevant.

Say, for example, a job requires a high level of rapid thought and reaction speed. A pilot, for example. They won`t need it most of the time, but if anything goes wrong then you`re going to want your pilot to be completely on the ball. So test pilots for that, as that`s what is relevant. If they`re too sluggish to do their job properly, it doesn`t really matter whether the reason is drug use, fatigue, diabetes, hypothyroidism or whatever - the relevant thing within the context of employment is their aility to do the job.
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Male 2,893
@BBJellyFish
Did you hear/read what she said?
100,000 dollars man.
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Male 12,365
[quote]However if you would like to be a waster forevere and would like to `drat the system` then thats your own doing.[/quote]

Unfortunately for your nice simple binary world view, the only recreational drug I use is alchohol and that very rarely. About a unit a month on average - every now and again I`ll enjoy a nice whisky. Chances are that you use recreational drugs much more than I do.

No, wait, that`s not entirely true. I also use caffeine, usually in coffee but sometimes in tea and sometimes in some soft drinks. Oh no, what a waster I am!

Reality isn`t as simple as your line of argument.
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Male 12,365
[quote]@Angilion If you`re in a job where they do standard drug tests, then you would know that, and if you`re responsible and don`t want to lose your job, you wouldn`t eat those cookies >.> It`s not like they`re not labelled as having marijuana in them....I mean, it sucks, but it`s a choice.[/quote]

That`s an argument about what`s practical, not about what`s right. Two different things.

It`s like saying to people 50 years ago in the USA "Don`t object to segregation - you need to keep your job and they might sack you if you object to existing policy for any reason." That would have been a realistic practical argument.
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Male 12,365
[quote]They do ruin them for a reason. The reason being that they have been taking drugs that are illegal in their country.[/quote]

If you think the reason is legal, why are you arguing for judgement and punishment to be imposed by businesses and not the criminal justice system?

Why, in your opinion, are all the businesses that use drug testing lying about why they do it? None of them say they do it to catch people who used a drug illegal there (even if they did so somewhere else, where it isn`t illegal).

Standard drug tests also test for legal drugs.

To summarise:

You are wrong.
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Male 550
@obhwfgirl
Cause "jizz", as you say, GIVE LIFE!!! . . . . TO HUMAN BABIES!! Let`s see you`re pooty female pee do that.
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Female 117
Steriods?
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Female 582
If boys can get paid to jizz, why can`t I get paid to pee??


Oh yeah, I can get paid $100,000 for surrogacy. ;)
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Male 15,510
pervy!
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Female 1,515
@Angilion If you`re in a job where they do standard drug tests, then you would know that, and if you`re responsible and don`t want to lose your job, you wouldn`t eat those cookies >.> It`s not like they`re not labelled as having marijuana in them....I mean, it sucks, but it`s a choice.
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Male 602
@tws I don`t hurt anyone, and if you have ever read anything I posted you can`t really call me a moron, even if you disagree with my opinions.

Besides, I had a much better alternative; I learned how to create my own wealth and work on my terms now.

Angilion pretty much hit the rest of it on the head. What I do doesn`t hurt anyone and I have not only created two businesses, but I also employ others in this economy, so...
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Male 1,311
Angellion, honestly, there should be a better way. I may not agree with drug use, but I think what they do on their time is up to them, and a business shouldn`t have say on what happenes off their property, and not on their time.
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Female 533
hmmm, this seems pretty legit
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Female 31
Angilion... `ruin people`s lives for no reason.`

They do ruin them for a reason. The reason being that they have been taking drugs that are illegal in their country. Having a criminal record affects your chances in life yes. For a reason.

Ok lets say you shoplifted from a store and got caught. Would it be unfair in that instance to fire your ass from your current job? Who wants to hire a shoplifter?! Then why should smoking something illegal be any different. If you want to smoke pot more than you would like a respectable career then thats your choice.

One of my friends was caught with pot at work and you know what? He`s come out the better because of it. He knows that its illegal and whether you agree with the reasons why it is or not if you want to have a normal life then its not something you can do.

However if you would like to be a waster forevere and would like to `drat the system` then thats your own doing. I just hope it isnt my money that d
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Male 12,365
[quote]@gerry1of1 maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.[/quote]

Or maybe it`s for a urophiliac website and most of their customers get excited by women peeing, not men peeing. In a very small minority of jobs, a person`s sex is genuinely relevant.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Why don`t you just clean up your drating act so you don`t have to drug test you drating moron. Why tell other people how to be a douche bag?[/quote]

Because standard drug tests are a bullpoo way to ruin people`s lives for no reason.

Say, for example, I go to Amsterdam for a weekend and have some cannabis cookies on a Saturday. I use Amsterdam as an example just to remove breaking the law from the scenario.

If I`m subjected to a standard drug test at work the next week, I`ll fail it. Being sacked for failing a drug test is going to do wonders for my chance of getting another job.

So you are in effect advocating that people have their lives blighted for some drug use while not at work and which has no effect at all on their work...but only for some drugs.

Do you really think that`s fair?
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Male 25,416
what!
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Male 37,888
@RoboPattoon. touce... thanks for the laugh.

P.S. those are all over the net already.
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Male 3,364
@tws8631: Unless he`s smoking a joint while pioting a plane or driving a school bus, who cares? Lighten up.
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Male 316
@T-Marley
Why don`t you just clean up your drating act so you don`t have to drug test you drating moron. Why tell other people how to be a douche bag?
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Male 602
It`s probably to help people pass drug tests. I know I`ve had people piss for me on two occasions to pass them.

Take a thermacare heat wrap, put the piss in a condom. Wrap the heatwrap and condom to your leg, slide a needle in to a seam of your pants and voila! Warm clean piss, and you even look like you are holding your dick!

Of course, the first time I loaded the condom...it exploded on me as I was testing the tolerances of the contraption....and boy did my uncle get a kick out of knowing he had pissed all over me.
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Male 2,424
@ Gerry1of1- Well, I recieved your email. I stand corrected sir.

In a related story, how do you start a thread on IAB I just got some great pics I`d like to post.
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Male 5,194
>>maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.

Fat chance. And we can write our names and everything. Gerrie (note correct spelling) can even dot the "i".
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Male 37,888
@RoboPatton - " it`s not that great."

you obviously haven`t seen it or you wouldn`t say that. email me and I`ll send you some pics.
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Male 2,424
@gerry1of1 - Is this going to be like your "crusade to be a hooters girl" and subsequent court action?

You may have Superior "penismanship", but beyond writing (amazing) wedding & baby shower invitations, it`s not that great.
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Male 1,596
seems legit to me
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Female 451
@gerry1of1 maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.
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Female 113
Last night I noticed a thing at my college that asked girls 18+ unemployed to call the number and get paid up to $20 for the psychology department to study their anxiety when they inhale Co2 rich air.
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Male 73

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Male 416
Has anyone thought it may be a joke? Some unsuspecting person suddenly gets inundated with text messages simply saying `pee?` and can`t figure out why.
Maybe that person had an pee related accident and this is someone`s way of taking the you-know-what.
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Male 10,845
I agree with Gerry1of1.
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Male 341
@Gerry1of1
Right on
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Male 2,441
Haha @ Gerry
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Male 509
I think I agree with AsdaPrice here actually... but I`m not about to call it, maybe sign it up to a few things XD
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Male 79
EVERY ONE IN THE UK CALL THAT NUMBER :D
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Male 1,674
That said, this sounds like a trap...

That said, don`t you think you should have blacked out the number
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Male 37,888
well, I`m unemployed so I just wanna say that`s sex discrimination. I can pee as good as any girl. I can write my name INCLUDING dotting the "i" and I have a good range. My hand is steady and my aim is sure! I have all the freakin qualifications for this but NOOOOOOOOOO... I can`t apply `cause I have an outie and not an innie.

sex discrimination!
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Male 19,842
Link: Girls, Looking For A Job? This Is Fast Money [Pic] [Rate Link] - That said, this sounds like a trap...
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