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Date: 08/29/10 08:03 AM

52 Responses to Girls, Looking For A Job? This Is Fast Money [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Link: Girls, Looking For A Job? This Is Fast Money - That said, this sounds like a trap...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:38 am
    well, I`m unemployed so I just wanna say that`s sex discrimination. I can pee as good as any girl. I can write my name INCLUDING dotting the "i" and I have a good range. My hand is steady and my aim is sure! I have all the freakin qualifications for this but NOOOOOOOOOO... I can`t apply `cause I have an outie and not an innie.

    sex discrimination!
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:41 am
    That said, this sounds like a trap...

    That said, don`t you think you should have blacked out the number
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    AsdaPrice Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:44 am
    EVERY ONE IN THE UK CALL THAT NUMBER :D
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:55 am
    I think I agree with AsdaPrice here actually... but I`m not about to call it, maybe sign it up to a few things XD
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Haha @ Gerry
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    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:01 am
    @Gerry1of1
    Right on
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:28 am
    I agree with Gerry1of1.
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Has anyone thought it may be a joke? Some unsuspecting person suddenly gets inundated with text messages simply saying `pee?` and can`t figure out why.
    Maybe that person had an pee related accident and this is someone`s way of taking the you-know-what.
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    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:06 am

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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Last night I noticed a thing at my college that asked girls 18+ unemployed to call the number and get paid up to $20 for the psychology department to study their anxiety when they inhale Co2 rich air.
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:23 am
    @gerry1of1 maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:36 am
    seems legit to me
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
    @gerry1of1 - Is this going to be like your "crusade to be a hooters girl" and subsequent court action?

    You may have Superior "penismanship", but beyond writing (amazing) wedding & baby shower invitations, it`s not that great.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:37 am
    @RoboPatton - " it`s not that great."

    you obviously haven`t seen it or you wouldn`t say that. email me and I`ll send you some pics.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
    >>maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.

    Fat chance. And we can write our names and everything. Gerrie (note correct spelling) can even dot the "i".
  17. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:45 am
    @ Gerry1of1- Well, I recieved your email. I stand corrected sir.

    In a related story, how do you start a thread on IAB I just got some great pics I`d like to post.
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    It`s probably to help people pass drug tests. I know I`ve had people piss for me on two occasions to pass them.

    Take a thermacare heat wrap, put the piss in a condom. Wrap the heatwrap and condom to your leg, slide a needle in to a seam of your pants and voila! Warm clean piss, and you even look like you are holding your dick!

    Of course, the first time I loaded the condom...it exploded on me as I was testing the tolerances of the contraption....and boy did my uncle get a kick out of knowing he had pissed all over me.
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    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    @T-Marley
    Why don`t you just clean up your drating act so you don`t have to drug test you drating moron. Why tell other people how to be a douche bag?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    @tws8631: Unless he`s smoking a joint while pioting a plane or driving a school bus, who cares? Lighten up.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    @RoboPattoon. touce... thanks for the laugh.

    P.S. those are all over the net already.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    what!
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Why don`t you just clean up your drating act so you don`t have to drug test you drating moron. Why tell other people how to be a douche bag?

    Because standard drug tests are a bullpoo way to ruin people`s lives for no reason.

    Say, for example, I go to Amsterdam for a weekend and have some cannabis cookies on a Saturday. I use Amsterdam as an example just to remove breaking the law from the scenario.

    If I`m subjected to a standard drug test at work the next week, I`ll fail it. Being sacked for failing a drug test is going to do wonders for my chance of getting another job.

    So you are in effect advocating that people have their lives blighted for some drug use while not at work and which has no effect at all on their work...but only for some drugs.

    Do you really think that`s fair?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    @gerry1of1 maybe it`s in the guys bathroom too and they just didn`t take a picture of it.

    Or maybe it`s for a urophiliac website and most of their customers get excited by women peeing, not men peeing. In a very small minority of jobs, a person`s sex is genuinely relevant.
  25. Profile photo of Little-Red
    Little-Red Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Angilion... `ruin people`s lives for no reason.`

    They do ruin them for a reason. The reason being that they have been taking drugs that are illegal in their country. Having a criminal record affects your chances in life yes. For a reason.

    Ok lets say you shoplifted from a store and got caught. Would it be unfair in that instance to fire your ass from your current job? Who wants to hire a shoplifter?! Then why should smoking something illegal be any different. If you want to smoke pot more than you would like a respectable career then thats your choice.

    One of my friends was caught with pot at work and you know what? He`s come out the better because of it. He knows that its illegal and whether you agree with the reasons why it is or not if you want to have a normal life then its not something you can do.

    However if you would like to be a waster forevere and would like to `drat the system` then thats your own doing. I just hope it isnt my money that d
  26. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    hmmm, this seems pretty legit
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Angellion, honestly, there should be a better way. I may not agree with drug use, but I think what they do on their time is up to them, and a business shouldn`t have say on what happenes off their property, and not on their time.
  28. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    @tws I don`t hurt anyone, and if you have ever read anything I posted you can`t really call me a moron, even if you disagree with my opinions.

    Besides, I had a much better alternative; I learned how to create my own wealth and work on my terms now.

    Angilion pretty much hit the rest of it on the head. What I do doesn`t hurt anyone and I have not only created two businesses, but I also employ others in this economy, so...
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    @Angilion If you`re in a job where they do standard drug tests, then you would know that, and if you`re responsible and don`t want to lose your job, you wouldn`t eat those cookies >.> It`s not like they`re not labelled as having marijuana in them....I mean, it sucks, but it`s a choice.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    pervy!
  31. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    If boys can get paid to jizz, why can`t I get paid to pee??


    Oh yeah, I can get paid $100,000 for surrogacy. ;)
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    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Steriods?
  33. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    @obhwfgirl
    Cause "jizz", as you say, GIVE LIFE!!! . . . . TO HUMAN BABIES!! Let`s see you`re pooty female pee do that.
  34. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    They do ruin them for a reason. The reason being that they have been taking drugs that are illegal in their country.

    If you think the reason is legal, why are you arguing for judgement and punishment to be imposed by businesses and not the criminal justice system?

    Why, in your opinion, are all the businesses that use drug testing lying about why they do it? None of them say they do it to catch people who used a drug illegal there (even if they did so somewhere else, where it isn`t illegal).

    Standard drug tests also test for legal drugs.

    To summarise:

    You are wrong.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    @Angilion If you`re in a job where they do standard drug tests, then you would know that, and if you`re responsible and don`t want to lose your job, you wouldn`t eat those cookies >.> It`s not like they`re not labelled as having marijuana in them....I mean, it sucks, but it`s a choice.

    That`s an argument about what`s practical, not about what`s right. Two different things.

    It`s like saying to people 50 years ago in the USA "Don`t object to segregation - you need to keep your job and they might sack you if you object to existing policy for any reason." That would have been a realistic practical argument.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    However if you would like to be a waster forevere and would like to `drat the system` then thats your own doing.

    Unfortunately for your nice simple binary world view, the only recreational drug I use is alchohol and that very rarely. About a unit a month on average - every now and again I`ll enjoy a nice whisky. Chances are that you use recreational drugs much more than I do.

    No, wait, that`s not entirely true. I also use caffeine, usually in coffee but sometimes in tea and sometimes in some soft drinks. Oh no, what a waster I am!

    Reality isn`t as simple as your line of argument.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    @BBJellyFish
    Did you hear/read what she said?
    100,000 dollars man.
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    honestly, there should be a better way.

    There is - testing for what is actually relevant.

    Say, for example, a job requires a high level of rapid thought and reaction speed. A pilot, for example. They won`t need it most of the time, but if anything goes wrong then you`re going to want your pilot to be completely on the ball. So test pilots for that, as that`s what is relevant. If they`re too sluggish to do their job properly, it doesn`t really matter whether the reason is drug use, fatigue, diabetes, hypothyroidism or whatever - the relevant thing within the context of employment is their aility to do the job.
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    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    I...I kinda wanna see those pics now... damn curiosity!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:44 am
    DX
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:21 am
    its so easy for girls to earn money...
  42. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:11 am
    "Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:14 am
    To each his own.
  44. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:35 am
    Sometimes getting paid to do something you normally do for free really isn`t worth it.
  45. Profile photo of Akeldama
    Akeldama Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I almost want to try the number...
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:13 am
    @TheTrees

    Old Gregg FTW.
  47. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    I texted it! They said I should just sell my stuff in the guise of lemonade.

    You guys want lemonade?
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Awkward
  49. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    creepy
  50. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    @TheTree HELL YES OLD GREGG!!!!
  51. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    My guess is that they`re looking for clean pee to sell to people who need to pass drug tests. I hope.
  52. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    All the pee goes to one man`s fetish. In his bathtub.

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