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Date: 08/15/10 09:01 AM

59 Responses to Girls Basketball Team Has Major Advantage [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Link: Girls Basketball Team Has Major Advantage - As evident by this mural in their gym.
  2. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:08 am
    That`s not fair!
  3. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:11 am
    that tall girl at the back with the facial growth; she looks like she could be an asset to the team.
  4. Profile photo of doriansilver
    doriansilver Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:14 am
    I can spot the atheist!
  5. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:15 am
    I wonder why one girl`s shirt says "Falcons"?
  6. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Fake! Doves can`t play basketball.
  7. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:19 am
    i always thought jesus was more of a soccer kind of guy... who knew?
  8. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:30 am
    it too bad the other team has god on their side
  9. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:34 am
    What position does he play?
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:34 am
    It reminds me of

  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:35 am
    What position does he play?

    I guess he is suppose to be the coach

  12. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
    No black girls, so that evens out the advantage...
  13. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Jesus can dunk on everyone.
  14. Profile photo of hardyhar1088
    hardyhar1088 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Jews can`t play basketball.
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Jesus has a droopy eye... you`d think his DaD would fix that for him.
  16. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Who`s this Falcons player who photobombed the holy spirit?
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:10 am
    why is jesus aloud to play on the girls team?
  18. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:15 am
    How is 8 and a weird bearded coach with Questionable Existance Disorder VS. 9 an advantage?
  19. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:23 am
    LOL! @yoeri
  20. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I expected jesus to be taller compared to high school girls.
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:51 am
    lol
  22. Profile photo of Porcelain93
    Porcelain93 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:08 am
    @Neko Sik: Well they are basketball players but still...
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:12 am
    I expected jesus to be taller compared to high school girls.

    Not necessarily.

    i) Female people nowadays generally reach their full adult height at a fairly young age, so high school girls might well have pretty much their adult height.

    ii) Basketball players strongly tend to be taller than average.

    iii) Pale-skinned USA people are mostly descended from people of Ireland, Britain and northern Europe. People of Britain and northern Europe (probably those of Ireland (Hibernia) too, but Hibernia is rarely mentioned in Roman accounts) were well noted in Roman times for tending to be relatively tall compared with Romans. Judeans were not.

    So it`s reasonable for an average-sized Judean man of 2000 years ago (the only descriptions of Jesus are clearly expressions of faith rather than actual descriptions, contradicting each other but all emphasising beauty, nobility, etc) to be not much taller than USA high school girls on a bask
  24. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:40 am
    I heard that Jesus throws elbows.
  25. Profile photo of Maps
    Maps Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Angilion: May I first congratulate you on an awesome post. That was thoughtful but funny. However, do we really know that Jesus was described as beautiful? I always thought there were passages in the Bible (even if they were just prophecies) that emphasized that Jesus was quite plain in appearance.
  26. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:53 am
    random "falcons"?
  27. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    OMG" HOLY SPIRIT FALCONS!
  28. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    nice
  29. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Maps:

    I don`t remember any descriptions of Jesus` appearance in the Christian bible (which isn`t contempory with Jesus and can`t be considered a reliable source anyway).

    Later descriptions, from various sources, are all about the beauty and nobility and vary wildly, very obviously made up as a result of faith to match whatever image of idealised manly beauty the author had in their minds. For example, Jesus` hair is variously described as black, brown, red and blonde, straight and curly, various lengths, various styles...his beard is also various colours, lengths and styles...the descriptions are clearly the result of the faith of different authors, each thinking that because Jesus was perfect his appearance would also be perfect (in the eyes of the author, varying by time and place). The attributions are also obviously fake in many cases. No space here - I`ll quote a couple in more posts.
  30. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    a1, how do Dark Armed Dragons fix droopy eyes?
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    This is easier - I`ve found a page listing a few of them.

    Descriptions of Jesus

    Obviously falsely attributed - can anyone with any knowledge and reason see those as reports from contempory Roman officials to the Emperor?

    Bear in mind that although the Roman republic and pre-Christian empire was generally tolerant of other religions when practiced outside of Rome itself, Roman officials had to follow the Roman state religion. Also, there`s no way a Roman official would describe the central figure in a very minor religious dispute in a very localised religion in an outer province of the Roman empire in such great detail in an official report to the emperor - you did not waste the emperor`s time with such trivialities. These letters are clearly written much later by Christians.
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Then there`s the style of them - there is no way on Earth that a Roman official would have written in such a way about anyone other than a manifestation of a god of the Roman state religion or the emperor himself.

    Unwilling to interrupt Him with my presence...humbly requesting an interview...in awe...absolute bull.
  33. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!!
  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    is the top right girl an athiest then? she doesn`t get the holy spirit she`s gotta be a falcon?
  35. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Having a man on their team WOULD be an advantage. Especially one with super powers.
  36. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    ...Id still rather have Kobe on the team...
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Is he their cheer leader?
  38. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I`m amazed by the people who can`t figure out why one of the girls has a shirt that says Falcons. Think about it for 3 seconds. If you still can`t figure it out, please don`t have children for the sake of us all.
  39. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    or disadvantage,jesus was short as drat.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    lolz
  41. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    "Is he their cheer leader?"

    No, he`s the mascot.
  42. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Jesus wasn`t even female, that team drating cheats.
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Who`s the white caucasian dude dressed up like Jesus?
  44. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Jesus plays lawn darts
  45. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Jesus sucks at basketball. And he blows homeless dudes for crack.
  46. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    That big bearded girl in the middle is sexy.
  47. Profile photo of bigwill6709
    bigwill6709 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Looks like the girl on the right missed equipment day.
  48. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Can he dunk?
  49. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    "You guuuys! When did we decide to change the team name?"

    "Oh, it was the other night when you said you weren`t aloud to come over to Cindy`s house, Jesus came over, we smoked a bit of reefer, and he came up with this wicked sick idea..."
  50. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    Oh damn this isn`t the `Falcons` Mural...well whatever, Jesus made the mistake too guess i`ll roll with it.
  51. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:10 am
    Which one doesn`t believe?
  52. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:35 am
    ♫ Jesus can`t play rugby `cause he`s got holes in his hands. ♫
  53. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:43 am
    haha the one in the lower left is actually an atheist, an therfor gets not passed at by jesus. That´s why they suck.
  54. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Its all about the mascot in this case.
  55. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Wait until they play against the team with a playing dog, an angel, and a guy with a drated up arm.
  56. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
    How come the one has a different jersey?
  57. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Yea the Falcons shirt is way too out of place..
  58. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    they all look like they have beards
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    Who does the chick to the right think she is?

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