Girls Basketball Team Has Major Advantage [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

As evident by this mural in their gym.
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Male 2,893
Who does the chick to the right think she is?
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Male 285
they all look like they have beards
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Male 2,690
Yea the Falcons shirt is way too out of place..
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Male 630
How come the one has a different jersey?
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Female 1,623
Wait until they play against the team with a playing dog, an angel, and a guy with a drated up arm.
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Male 6,694
Its all about the mascot in this case.
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Male 107
haha the one in the lower left is actually an atheist, an therfor gets not passed at by jesus. That´s why they suck.
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Male 2,419
♫ Jesus can`t play rugby `cause he`s got holes in his hands. ♫
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Male 809
Which one doesn`t believe?
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Male 224
Oh damn this isn`t the `Falcons` Mural...well whatever, Jesus made the mistake too guess i`ll roll with it.
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Male 703
"You guuuys! When did we decide to change the team name?"

"Oh, it was the other night when you said you weren`t aloud to come over to Cindy`s house, Jesus came over, we smoked a bit of reefer, and he came up with this wicked sick idea..."
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Male 15,832
Can he dunk?
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Male 59
Looks like the girl on the right missed equipment day.
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Male 3,842
That big bearded girl in the middle is sexy.
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Male 4,594
Jesus sucks at basketball. And he blows homeless dudes for crack.
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Male 648
Jesus plays lawn darts
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Male 12,138
Who`s the white caucasian dude dressed up like Jesus?
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Male 76
Jesus wasn`t even female, that team drating cheats.
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Male 1,195
"Is he their cheer leader?"

No, he`s the mascot.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 125
or disadvantage,jesus was short as drat.
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Male 3,756
I`m amazed by the people who can`t figure out why one of the girls has a shirt that says Falcons. Think about it for 3 seconds. If you still can`t figure it out, please don`t have children for the sake of us all.
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Male 38,505
Is he their cheer leader?
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Male 411
...Id still rather have Kobe on the team...
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Male 348
Having a man on their team WOULD be an advantage. Especially one with super powers.
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Female 3,598
is the top right girl an athiest then? she doesn`t get the holy spirit she`s gotta be a falcon?
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Male 1,371
SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!!
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Male 12,365
Then there`s the style of them - there is no way on Earth that a Roman official would have written in such a way about anyone other than a manifestation of a god of the Roman state religion or the emperor himself.

Unwilling to interrupt Him with my presence...humbly requesting an interview...in awe...absolute bull.
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Male 12,365
This is easier - I`ve found a page listing a few of them.

Descriptions of Jesus

Obviously falsely attributed - can anyone with any knowledge and reason see those as reports from contempory Roman officials to the Emperor?

Bear in mind that although the Roman republic and pre-Christian empire was generally tolerant of other religions when practiced outside of Rome itself, Roman officials had to follow the Roman state religion. Also, there`s no way a Roman official would describe the central figure in a very minor religious dispute in a very localised religion in an outer province of the Roman empire in such great detail in an official report to the emperor - you did not waste the emperor`s time with such trivialities. These letters are clearly written much later by Christians.
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Male 1,184
a1, how do Dark Armed Dragons fix droopy eyes?
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Male 12,365
Maps:

I don`t remember any descriptions of Jesus` appearance in the Christian bible (which isn`t contempory with Jesus and can`t be considered a reliable source anyway).

Later descriptions, from various sources, are all about the beauty and nobility and vary wildly, very obviously made up as a result of faith to match whatever image of idealised manly beauty the author had in their minds. For example, Jesus` hair is variously described as black, brown, red and blonde, straight and curly, various lengths, various styles...his beard is also various colours, lengths and styles...the descriptions are clearly the result of the faith of different authors, each thinking that because Jesus was perfect his appearance would also be perfect (in the eyes of the author, varying by time and place). The attributions are also obviously fake in many cases. No space here - I`ll quote a couple in more posts.
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 83
OMG" HOLY SPIRIT FALCONS!
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Male 211
random "falcons"?
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Male 51
Angilion: May I first congratulate you on an awesome post. That was thoughtful but funny. However, do we really know that Jesus was described as beautiful? I always thought there were passages in the Bible (even if they were just prophecies) that emphasized that Jesus was quite plain in appearance.
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Male 3,756
I heard that Jesus throws elbows.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I expected jesus to be taller compared to high school girls.[/quote]

Not necessarily.

i) Female people nowadays generally reach their full adult height at a fairly young age, so high school girls might well have pretty much their adult height.

ii) Basketball players strongly tend to be taller than average.

iii) Pale-skinned USA people are mostly descended from people of Ireland, Britain and northern Europe. People of Britain and northern Europe (probably those of Ireland (Hibernia) too, but Hibernia is rarely mentioned in Roman accounts) were well noted in Roman times for tending to be relatively tall compared with Romans. Judeans were not.

So it`s reasonable for an average-sized Judean man of 2000 years ago (the only descriptions of Jesus are clearly expressions of faith rather than actual descriptions, contradicting each other but all emphasising beauty, nobility, etc) to be not much taller than USA high school girls on a bask
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Female 34
@Neko Sik: Well they are basketball players but still...
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Female 3,574
lol
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Female 697
I expected jesus to be taller compared to high school girls.
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Female 463
LOL! @yoeri
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Male 494
How is 8 and a weird bearded coach with Questionable Existance Disorder VS. 9 an advantage?
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Male 7,611
why is jesus aloud to play on the girls team?
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Male 602
Who`s this Falcons player who photobombed the holy spirit?
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Male 4,807
Jesus has a droopy eye... you`d think his DaD would fix that for him.
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Male 15
Jews can`t play basketball.
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Female 2,120
Jesus can dunk on everyone.
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Male 376
No black girls, so that evens out the advantage...
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Male 15,510
[quote] What position does he play? [/quote]

I guess he is suppose to be the coach

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Male 15,510
It reminds me of

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Male 3,364
What position does he play?
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Male 503
it too bad the other team has god on their side
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Male 419
i always thought jesus was more of a soccer kind of guy... who knew?
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Male 2,796
Fake! Doves can`t play basketball.
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Male 159
I wonder why one girl`s shirt says "Falcons"?
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Male 56
I can spot the atheist!
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Male 1,596
that tall girl at the back with the facial growth; she looks like she could be an asset to the team.
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Male 1,523
That`s not fair!
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Male 20,196
Link: Girls Basketball Team Has Major Advantage [Pic] [Rate Link] - As evident by this mural in their gym.
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