Failed Arson Attempt

Submitted by: CrakrJak 7 years ago in Funny

Step 1: Break In Window, Step 2: Set Off Explosive, Step 3: Catch Yourself On Fire, Step 4: Recover In Burn Ward
There are 44 comments:
Male 1,196
that was really great
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Female 282
@deceit........I can`t form words to express how correct your statement was. Just....wow.
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Male 77
I call the next hit on that bong
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Male 79
What, nobody noticed the obvious fact that this guy is a JUMPER? He`s obviously teleporting himself at the beginning of the video, most likely trying to teleport to inside the store, but failing and managing to be transported just a few feet to his side. You can see these failed attempts at the very beginning of the video, alongside with some light flashes that came up as a reaction of his obvious powers.

After realizing his supernatural skills still needs some practice, he gives up and finally decides to break the window. Once inside, his body bursts into flames because of obvious quantum physics consequences - he used too much teleportation in a very short period of time, messing with the strings in his space-time continuum - this is science, guys, look it up.

He should know better and had it coming, really.
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Male 876
Sweet, sweet justice...
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Male 17,511
[quote]"he succeeded in arson!"[/quote]

Would you call someone that robbed a bank, Got shot in the process and then was arrested after having his wounds treated at a hospital a successful bank robber ?

I don`t understand Dutch, But after some investigation I found out that this idiot was eventually caught. The authorities saw the security tape, Searched the ERs to see who was treated for for burns. After checking the hospital records, They found him.

This was FAIL, and big time fail at that.
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Male 1,351
You know, I`ll never understand idiots.
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Male 6,693
He got the job done.
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Male 1,360
took place in Den Bosch Netherlands, dutch treat.
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Male 2,419
@dooflotchie good lucky remembering stop drop and roll when ur on fire :P
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Male 703
yeah, I`d agree, pretty successful arson, just failed at getting away unscathed. But, he burned the shyt out of that building.
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Male 2,049
In the words of NBA JAM...

HE`S ON FIRE!!!
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Male 303
"he succeeded in arson!"

Agreed! =P
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Female 336
Looks like this idiot completely forgot "Stop, Drop and Roll"!
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Male 1,598
hahaha! retard!
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Male 224
he succeeded in arson!
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Male 493
This looks like something out of a bad comedy movie.
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Male 25,416
wow, bet they were regretting the decision!
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Male 39,902
I recognize that guy! It was Richard Pryor!

no, wait, it was Michael Jackson!
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Male 28
@EmilyLitella

They`re Dutch you dumb *****. More like one of your kin.
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Male 533
What language is that? It sounds like Danish or Swedish.
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Male 2,796
He explodes onto the scene with his combustable personality.

....

BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Male 1,598
hahaha! retard!
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Male 12,138
Ah, Dutch. Even though I lived in Holland for many years, it`s still like aural rape every time I hear it.
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Male 1,451
I wouldn`t call that a failed attempt, he succeeded in setting the building on fire.

But he went above and beyond and kept himself on fire so he could start another spot around the corner. You guys assume too much.
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Female 16
Obama voter
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Male 955
el oh el
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Male 2,440
$10 says he was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt underneath that.
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Male 440
Hilarious. Well done IAB.
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Male 1,834
funny
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Male 3,745
if we are lucky this guy will do it again...
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Female 42
Love how the female voice explains it all XD
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Female 917
I love how his feet frantically go up and down when he`s on fire.

It reminds me of girls in old time movies holding up their skirts and screaming when they see a mouse lol
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Male 26
not really a fail seems as the store is on fire?!
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Male 2,528
HIS DAMN HEAD WAS ON FIRE!!! LOL
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Female 73
stupid videos is still around?
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Male 4,807
Dumbass ... Arson 101 = stop, drop and roll.
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Female 718
Sieging wins.
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Female 2,120
Well the caption kind of gives away the surprise...
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Male 645
nope not fake... he really is that stupid
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Male 1,081
I was expecting more fire...
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Male 123
FLAME ON
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Male 18
fake? that smoke looks kinda sketchy
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Male 17,511
Link: Failed Arson Attempt [Rate Link] - Step 1: Break In Window, Step 2: Set Off Explosive, Step 3: Catch Yourself On Fire, Step 4: Recover In Burn Ward
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