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Date: 08/15/10 09:00 AM

44 Responses to Failed Arson Attempt

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Link: Failed Arson Attempt - Step 1: Break In Window, Step 2: Set Off Explosive, Step 3: Catch Yourself On Fire, Step 4: Recover In Burn Ward
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    xaqshanr Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:04 am
    fake? that smoke looks kinda sketchy
  3. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:14 am
    FLAME ON
  4. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:32 am
    I was expecting more fire...
  5. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:35 am
    nope not fake... he really is that stupid
  6. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Well the caption kind of gives away the surprise...
  7. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Sieging wins.
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Dumbass ... Arson 101 = stop, drop and roll.
  9. Profile photo of CrazyCatz135
    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:07 am
    stupid videos is still around?
  10. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:13 am
    HIS DAMN HEAD WAS ON FIRE!!! LOL
  11. Profile photo of RossWebb89
    RossWebb89 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:40 am
    not really a fail seems as the store is on fire?!
  12. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:50 am
    I love how his feet frantically go up and down when he`s on fire.

    It reminds me of girls in old time movies holding up their skirts and screaming when they see a mouse lol
  13. Profile photo of myra-chan
    myra-chan Female 13-17
    42 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Love how the female voice explains it all XD
  14. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    if we are lucky this guy will do it again...
  15. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    funny
  16. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Hilarious. Well done IAB.
  17. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    $10 says he was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt underneath that.
  18. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    el oh el
  19. Profile photo of EmilyLitella
    EmilyLitella Female 30-39
    16 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Obama voter
  20. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I wouldn`t call that a failed attempt, he succeeded in setting the building on fire.

    But he went above and beyond and kept himself on fire so he could start another spot around the corner. You guys assume too much.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Ah, Dutch. Even though I lived in Holland for many years, it`s still like aural rape every time I hear it.
  22. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    hahaha! retard!
  23. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    He explodes onto the scene with his combustable personality.

    ....

    BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
  24. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    What language is that? It sounds like Danish or Swedish.
  25. Profile photo of matthewmilad
    matthewmilad Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    @EmilyLitella

    They`re Dutch you dumb *****. More like one of your kin.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I recognize that guy! It was Richard Pryor!

    no, wait, it was Michael Jackson!
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    wow, bet they were regretting the decision!
  28. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    This looks like something out of a bad comedy movie.
  29. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    he succeeded in arson!
  30. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    hahaha! retard!
  31. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Looks like this idiot completely forgot "Stop, Drop and Roll"!
  32. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    "he succeeded in arson!"

    Agreed! =P
  33. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    In the words of NBA JAM...

    HE`S ON FIRE!!!
  34. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    yeah, I`d agree, pretty successful arson, just failed at getting away unscathed. But, he burned the shyt out of that building.
  35. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:38 am
    @dooflotchie good lucky remembering stop drop and roll when ur on fire :P
  36. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:26 am
    took place in Den Bosch Netherlands, dutch treat.
  37. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:07 am
    He got the job done.
  38. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
    You know, I`ll never understand idiots.
  39. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
    "he succeeded in arson!"

    Would you call someone that robbed a bank, Got shot in the process and then was arrested after having his wounds treated at a hospital a successful bank robber ?

    I don`t understand Dutch, But after some investigation I found out that this idiot was eventually caught. The authorities saw the security tape, Searched the ERs to see who was treated for for burns. After checking the hospital records, They found him.

    This was FAIL, and big time fail at that.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Sweet, sweet justice...
  41. Profile photo of deceit
    deceit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:32 am
    What, nobody noticed the obvious fact that this guy is a JUMPER? He`s obviously teleporting himself at the beginning of the video, most likely trying to teleport to inside the store, but failing and managing to be transported just a few feet to his side. You can see these failed attempts at the very beginning of the video, alongside with some light flashes that came up as a reaction of his obvious powers.

    After realizing his supernatural skills still needs some practice, he gives up and finally decides to break the window. Once inside, his body bursts into flames because of obvious quantum physics consequences - he used too much teleportation in a very short period of time, messing with the strings in his space-time continuum - this is science, guys, look it up.

    He should know better and had it coming, really.
  42. Profile photo of Uthrax
    Uthrax Male 30-39
    77 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
    I call the next hit on that bong
  43. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    @deceit........I can`t form words to express how correct your statement was. Just....wow.
  44. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    that was really great

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