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Date: 08/04/10 06:01 PM

204 Responses to Facebook`s Most Thorough Answer Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Link: Facebook`s Most Thorough Answer Ever - Ask a silly rhetorical question on Facebook, get a really thorough, detailed answer...
  2. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Fail.

    He`s alone on the island, where did he get a retard sign guy?
  3. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    o.O Good god.
  4. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    i cant believe i read all that.
  5. Profile photo of BBroBro
    BBroBro Female 18-29
    13 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    tl;dr i got bored after the 2nd paragraph.
  6. Profile photo of azure88
    azure88 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    ...That`s just a tad bit disturbing. :-/
  7. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Oh wow, that must be the most well thought out answer I`ve ever seen. This guy needs to be a writer or something like that,
  8. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    THAT. IS. AMAZING! ! !
  9. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    But... chickens don`t produce milk...
  10. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    I know a guy that would do this, he`s odd that way. Wish they wouldn`t blur out the pictures on these things O_o
  11. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Chickens don`t have milk... probably why AJ died
  12. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I`ve got the feeling someone was REALLY bored. Awesome story though, with a surprising end xD
  13. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Why doesn`t he barter for a ride off the island? What a tool.
  14. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Seemed like even the poster got bored with his own story toward the end.
  15. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    So what was that? Like 30 years survival? I think I can do better.
  16. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    TL;DR
  17. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Chicken Milk. Yum
  18. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    "He`s alone on the island, where did he get a retard sign guy?"

    the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    it started off so serious, then got silly halfway through, then got demented and very scary toward the end.
  20. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    WTF happened at the end?!?! It suddenly got so violent!!
    A question like that goes from good business plans, business growth, good life, to killing men, cannibalism and raping unconscious then dead bodies.

    It was absolutely hilarious, but seriously, WTF
  21. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    I liked it until the part where the guy dies :(
  22. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    SO AMAZING. A little disturbing though. I went into the story expecting a run of the mill story about a prospering chicken farm isle, and end up with rape, murder and cannibalism. Nice twist. I`m a bit concerned for the writer though.
  23. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Im going to take everyone`s word for it, and assume its funny due to the high rating.
  24. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    .... to bad the person didnt explain how they would build a cage tall enough to hold the chickens because they can actually jump and fly pretty high. unless he is assuming as well that the box is over 7 feet or so with the basic chicken.

    even still at that height the box would lack all stability to be able to contain chickens. not only that but the chickens could easily dig through the dirt/sand and escape that way....
  25. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    TL DR But epic he doesnt know who the guy is :]
  26. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    way to long
  27. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    That was amazing, strange, and scary.
  28. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    That story was quite the journey.
  29. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Wait, did he say "chicken milk?"
  30. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Just skip ahead to the end, it gets much much more interesting.
  31. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    um... i think he was high... none-the-less, hilarious, gotta love canibalism and necrofelia!!
  32. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Dude had WAY too much time on his hands and drugs in his system. I bet he`ll be the next Hemingway.
  33. Profile photo of PunkRocky
    PunkRocky Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    That was either the worst or best story I have ever read...I can`t tell.
  34. Profile photo of souladdict22
    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    There`s a little inconsistency with the "chicken milk".
  35. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    that was really disturbing
    it started out so nice
  36. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    This man is a brilliant writer. Well done, very well done.
  37. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Halfway through I thought, "This should be a film." Then I read on... :-/ He worries me.

    PS. The comments are just as hilarious as the actual story. XD Well done, IAB-ers.
  38. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    There is no f*cking way I am reading all that.
  39. Profile photo of darthrex111
    darthrex111 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    that was win!
  40. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I read the first two paragraph, scanned ot see how long it really was and stopped...good freegin GOD!!!!I read the last paragraph and actually prefer to wonder hwo the hell did he go from being strannded to raping a dead woman.....
  41. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    -> Souladdict : There`s actually no inconsitency here regarding the chicken milk. Remember he said there was a rooster also on the island. Get it ? "Chicken milk"
  42. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    I can`t believe I read that...
  43. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    D:
    This will visit me in my nightmares.
  44. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I do things like that all the time, but I can`t say I`ve done one THAT long. He has my respect.
  45. Profile photo of Armond
    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Man, kids these days have no attention span.
  46. Profile photo of MrHughJass
    MrHughJass Male 13-17
    45 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    That was so entertaining!!
  47. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    Does a rooster count as a chicken? I don`t think so, which makes his assumption at the beginning faulty, and makes the entire story implausible. ...and pretty messed up..
  48. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Well that got weird.
  49. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    I loved this modern retelling of The Odyssey.
  50. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez
    The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?
  51. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    That is the best thing I`ve ever seen on Facebook.
    I want to meet this man.
  52. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    wow, i was really enjoying it until AJ died.
  53. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Most epic win I`ve ever seen. I don`t care how long you think it is, it is EPIC. READ IT.
  54. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    It was a good story, but I agree that it is based on a rather large assumption.
  55. Profile photo of Mattyboy
    Mattyboy Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Does a rooster count as a chicken? I don`t think so, which makes his assumption at the beginning faulty, and makes the entire story implausible. ...and pretty messed up..

    --------------------------------------

    Wikipedia;
    "A rooster, or a rooster, is a male chicken (Gallus gallus) with the female being called a hen."
  56. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Hilariously awesome, possibly the most awkward thing there is
  57. Profile photo of Mattyboy
    Mattyboy Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    "...or a c**k..."

    Darned filters.
  58. Profile photo of cjap2011
    cjap2011 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Broadicea, are you retarded? A rooster is a MALE chicken...
  59. Profile photo of thecolor9
    thecolor9 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Yes, roosters are chickens. Chickens are a species, roosters and hens are the male and female variants of said species, respectively.
  60. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez

    The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?

    maybe, just maybe, he had more than one sign?
  61. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    "The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?"

    Sympathy sales. duh
  62. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I can`t believe I read all that...But that got extremely disturbing. Yet, everything in it is plausible.

    Also considering that he spent so much time on the island, the ending is fitting considering he may have gone mad from all the loneliness.
  63. Profile photo of umm_WTF
    umm_WTF Male 18-29
    31 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    it seems like he just jave up towards the end of the story there, probably running low on chickenblood to power his cardboard/chickenbone computer
  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    o_o My god...
  65. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    This is way better than twilight.
  66. Profile photo of Livetoday
    Livetoday Male 50-59
    18 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    I may never eat chicken,eggs,or corn flakes again..well,maybe corn flakes.
  67. Profile photo of maggot89
    maggot89 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    what`s with the person talking about Canada winning the 14 gold?? lol
  68. Profile photo of Mirandasaur
    Mirandasaur Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Since when do chickens produce milk? :P
  69. Profile photo of RockWell
    RockWell Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    People like this author should be locked up and force medicated... disturbing
  70. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    amazing. pure amazing.
  71. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    nakoninja, I`m reasonably certain you have never seen a live chicken.

    They jump maybe 2-3 inches. They can hover in place up maybe 1-2 feet. They can`t dig holes, at all.
  72. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    it actually wasnt a very bad story, that is until the end...
  73. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    .... It was supposed to be a rhetorical question!!!
    jk
  74. Profile photo of Blumpkins
    Blumpkins Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 4, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    wow.. that was so funny.. if that guy ever made a book i would buy it in a heart beat. i love that story.
  75. Profile photo of WaterGlider
    WaterGlider Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    Lol my god, I wasn`t expecting that long of a comment. Until I started continuously scrolling down, I was like "wtf haha damn son!" haha but yeah, that was quite a spectacular story/comment.
  76. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Hold on, how did he cook the eggs?
  77. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    My god people, it wasn`t THAT long. How ADD are the people that said they skipped to the end?

    Very well written and entertaining.
  78. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    "Hold on, how did he cook the eggs?"

    That`s your problem with the story? He could have cooked them on a heated up flat rock. He could have made some sort of bowl and boiled them. It`s not hard to cook an egg without supplies.
  79. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Biggest FB WIN of all time
  80. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Eavalos is right - this is actually way better than Twilight.
  81. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    I couldnt stop reading... Well played sir well played....
  82. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    as ibegan reading it i was like "hmm" then toward the end when he started cussing more and getting disturbing is when i started laughing
  83. Profile photo of Cyradis314
    Cyradis314 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Chicken.... milk?!
  84. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    oh my...THAT WAS AWESOME.
  85. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    That got pretty abusive. o.O
  86. Profile photo of TonyNaef
    TonyNaef Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    I`ve spent the last 10 minutes attempting to stop crying/laughing/holding my sides long enough to type the comment, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F-ing FUNNY!!!
  87. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    Sick.
  88. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    I... I don`t know what to say.
  89. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    tl;dr. But way to go, dude. I hear what you wrote is awesome.
  90. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    It was good at the beginning but near the middle I had a feeling it was gonna turn into some sort of creepy sex story type thing... Which it did...
  91. Profile photo of pedocub
    pedocub Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 4, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    That was drating amazing. I must meet this person!
  92. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    I got to the third paragraph and my ADD kicked in.
  93. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    Hahahaha I need to marry this man.
  94. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    Also, he said 6 chickens, only 6 chickens.
  95. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    that is the greatest thing I`ve read in a long time...usually i just think it!
  96. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    siyano im reasonably certain i have.

    they can dig with their claws and they can jump MUCH higher than inches and can fly though for not very long
  97. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    That`s probably something I would have come up with had I been really bored lol.
  98. Profile photo of iluvsporks
    iluvsporks Female 13-17
    51 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    this was cool until it got disturbing... but maybe it`s extra weird for me seeing as my name is alexis and i go by aj... :/
  99. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:04 am
    Hate to be the one to point this out, but chicken milk? Seriously? As chickens are not mammals, they don`t produce milk, HELLO!

    Everyone knows that their little chicken-tits produce gravy. Mmmm good.
  100. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:36 am
    so fcking hilarious!!
  101. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:12 am
    some imagination this guy has O_o
  102. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Hahahahahahaha, this reminded me of something one of my friends would write *sigh* i`ve got really messed up friends
  103. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:43 am
    tl;dr
  104. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:52 am
    I love this guy!
  105. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:02 am
    holy bejesus!! therapy much?
  106. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:17 am
    pretty obvious that this guy has seen the `Unforgivable` videos, still awesome answer
  107. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Writing style changes drastically towards the end...

    Very funny though.
  108. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:30 am
    Or he could have jacked the first guy that showed up to the island looking for eggs and took his boat...
  109. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:57 am
    Hahahaha! the last line was the best...
  110. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:11 am
    LOVING THIS POOP!
  111. Profile photo of emmachaos
    emmachaos Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:21 am
    wow
  112. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:58 am
    chapping?
  113. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:09 am
    this is better than some of the professional fiction i`ve had the misfortune of reading.
  114. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:31 am
    Facebook has a letter limit for comments, so no.
  115. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:32 am
    lol this is just awsome
  116. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:04 am
    chicken milk? ummmm... chickens aren`t mammals...
  117. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:09 am
    "chicken milk? ummmm... chickens aren`t mammals..."

    You read that ENTIRE fantasy scenario and the only fallacy you have a problem with is that chickens don`t produce milk?
  118. Profile photo of Kaonin-Kun
    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:17 am
    Fake and gay, Dude21862004 is right, theres a letter limit for comments.
  119. Profile photo of Sharky19
    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:23 am
    He should have stuck with the style of the beginning... It got kinda "i`m using poo every two sentences! FUNNY!"
  120. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:28 am
    "Very creative but I stopped reading halfway through."

    But the second half is when it gets interesting!
  121. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:38 am
    Btw, I still have no clue who you are.
  122. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:40 am
    Now THAT is thorough.
    :S
  123. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:46 am
    @rockwell There is a fine line between genius and madness.

    I think this guy tap danced ALL OVER that line.
  124. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:46 am
    Funny until he goes all Jeffrey dahmer. Gave me a good chuckle though, props to this guy
  125. Profile photo of Sammykins666
    Sammykins666 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:49 am
    yep...i cant be arsed to read that
  126. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    770 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:11 am
    It`s even better if you only read the first two and last two paragraphs.
  127. Profile photo of keetraver
    keetraver Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:23 am
    I don`t understand why he didn`t just roast AJ. ow he needs to find a new Sign-Slave AND a new farmboy.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:43 am
    "Fake and gay, Dude21862004 is right, theres a letter limit for comments."

    There`s also a common practice out there to photoshop comments to blend together for easier readability.
  129. Profile photo of AlexxM1129
    AlexxM1129 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:49 am
    TL:DR
  130. Profile photo of Adora
    Adora Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:58 am
    I kinda want this guy to be my freind...that is some poo to come up with..i guess when you dont know the person and bordom kicks in you become very bloody and creative...Someone should have told him about IAB..
  131. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:12 am
    Ugh, jeez, this is disgusting.
  132. Profile photo of riathrift
    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:39 am
    @keetraver: Because AJ probably died of poisoning, from the chicken, fried eggs, and cornflakes.. weren`t you paying attention? He didn`t want the hot chick to die of whatever killed AJ, too long before he had his way with her. The slave, on the other hand, hadn`t been accidentally poisoned yet!
  133. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:49 am
    It got real bad real quick. That`s what happens when the thought of nookie hits the brain.
  134. Profile photo of BrunoStuff
    BrunoStuff Male 13-17
    23 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:59 am
    the end was...
  135. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:08 am
    i`m not sure how to feel about this, impressed or worried...
  136. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:22 am
    I knew I had to get on that. Go and rake some leaves or something AJ.
    XD XD XD XD
  137. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:34 am
    "Chicken milk"
    -Really?
  138. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:43 am
    I liked the beginning, but towards the end the guy is a real prick.
  139. Profile photo of kreemie
    kreemie Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:59 am
    indeed a fine story!
    i wonder how long it took him to write all this, it took me 5 mins. to read...
  140. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:03 am
    he needs kicked in his c#nt
  141. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:07 am
    yeaaaah that got terrible
  142. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:07 am
    lol 14 GOLD WOOOO
  143. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Unless you`re extremely tired complaining tl;dr makes you look pathetic.
    I mean seriously I know it`s the summer but what else is so important? Did you get bored and run over to 4chan to hunt for CP and I DON GOOFED?
    The young kid asking how he cooked the chicken, thank you for proving how retarded the generation after me is.
    The letter limit complainers, I don`t even know what words to send your way.

    /hangover rant
  144. Profile photo of somevas
    somevas Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:37 am
    LOL that could be published lmao
  145. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Started off awesome, and then it flipped. What in hell?
  146. Profile photo of kimbumlove
    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
    That story was depressing.
  147. Profile photo of Balorach
    Balorach Male 30-39
    10 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:51 am
    It was pretty neat until he started killing people and kicking people in the mean person. That was the weirdest story ever.
  148. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:59 am
    He started to go a little batpoo towards the end... Excellent story nonetheless, he should be a published author. He most likely already is.
  149. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:12 am
    but..what about water? what did he drink?
  150. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:30 am
    He found freshwater on the island or desalinization or collected rain water or drank fruit juices
    Also the story isn`t real
  151. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:31 am
    @Notallowed

    I was thinking the same thing...
  152. Profile photo of Kurogan7
    Kurogan7 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Ho. ly. crap. Dude, I read like an eighth of that and gave up.....
  153. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
    tl:dr i`m just too lazy
  154. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:50 am
    If there was infinite cornflakes wouldn`t breaking open the box be a bad idea?
  155. Profile photo of plastichorse
    plastichorse Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:14 am
    good lord...what a sick drat
  156. Profile photo of plastichorse
    plastichorse Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:14 am
    apparently the f-word is now "drat"....?
  157. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:19 am
    At first I was like "hmm this is kind of interesting and a smart way to think" and then I got to the end...and it was just so worth it.
  158. Profile photo of eybulldog5
    eybulldog5 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:39 am
    @vfr4 if there were infinite cornflakes, that would mean that he would have as many boxes of cornflakes as he wanted... not an infinite supply in one box you goomba... and this is the funniest poo i have ever read =P
  159. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:49 am
    *mind explodes*
  160. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Wow, that was differnet!
  161. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I`d probably just become the leader of the chickens while noshing on some c-flakes...but I guess his answer is o-k too...
  162. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    It`s like a different person wrote the last few paragraphs! Funny and creative and then things just got really weird...
  163. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    dsjsjkfdh XDD wow. At first I was all "haha this is pretty creative" and then as it got deeper into the story it got more insane to read lmao. The comments at the end are hilarious though, well atcually just the canada one XD.
  164. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    I`d rather hang with Tom Hanks and Wilson.
  165. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Wow guys. I have ADD and even I read the whole thing. Lazy bums.
  166. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    This might be creative and all, but whoever wrote it is a sad drat who needs a life ... and thats coming from someone who goes on websites called "i-am-bored"
  167. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    wow i got through like 2 paragraphs and stopped
  168. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    the last post in this picture just makes it awesome. WOOO CANADA YEAH WOO
  169. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    that got out of hand
  170. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    uuuhhh... "renowned"... that crappy spelling ruined the whole thing for me...
  171. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    That was sooooo ridiculous...but I kinda liked it. It got kinda blunt in the end there =]
  172. Profile photo of hobbledehoy
    hobbledehoy Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    "uuuhhh... "renowned"... that crappy spelling ruined the whole thing for me..."
    dude, that`s how you spell it.
  173. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    i wanna meet this guy
  174. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Now I want some cornflakes and eggs. ^_^
  175. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    You mods are to fast. :D
  176. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Holy crap this is creepy, but the most original and imaginative thing EVER.

    5 more gold stars.

    ps. poor AJ, Alexis, and retard sign guy.
  177. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    he said "chicken milk" people.... he honestly believes CHICKENS produce milk. I thought they taught kids in preschool that mammals breastfed newborns.. not an animal that lays drating eggs and feeds their babies through vomiting down their throats.
  178. Profile photo of Anyasaurus
    Anyasaurus Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    wtf does it matter about the chicken milk?? the whole point involved imagination... geez people.
  179. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    LMFAO sh*t got intense at the end.
  180. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    You guys by "chicken milk" he means rooster sperm obviously
  181. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    OMFG i lawl`d sooooooo effin hard. holy sh*t. that was amazing. i wanna meet this guy!
  182. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    The ending caught me by surprise. Obviously he went nuts with all those years alone on chicken island.
  183. Profile photo of Allenthing
    Allenthing Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    14 golds for Canada!
  184. Profile photo of stormEsky
    stormEsky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    sounds like this guy has either been planing this for years, or his story is actually true..
  185. Profile photo of Somehowfunny
    Somehowfunny Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    ....
    HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO TO MEEEE!!!!!
  186. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:34 am
    it started off great but when it got to the rape and murder and necrophilia it really put me off. drat that guy.
  187. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:27 am
    haha... my undergrad thesis is on how Rape in media affects peoples views on gender roles... the comments are going to be very helpful....
  188. Profile photo of mayasplee1
    mayasplee1 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:29 am
    Novel worthy
  189. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:41 am
    WTH? O_o

    How did he get past FB`s stupidly low character limit?
  190. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    hahaha that was the best. @mayazplee1, yeah, definitely novel worthy. I was thinking that while i was reading it. haha :)
  191. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Epic drating Win.
  192. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    hilarious! you`d have to be pretty wrong to post this though
  193. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    That was seriously the best thing I think I have ever read. And I think the reason he got past the FB limit was because this is the most EPIC THING EVER!!! :D
  194. Profile photo of rawryness
    rawryness Female 13-17
    111 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    "Dinner is served bitch" ;D
  195. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    When`s the movie premier?
  196. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    But if you don`t have a rooster, you`re f*cked.
    THE END.
  197. Profile photo of dontcare91
    dontcare91 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:12 am
    LMFAO THE FUNNIEST dratING THING I`VE EVER HEARD.
  198. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:57 am
    I was hoping for the OP to have just responded with WTF.
    Das ist sehr gut
  199. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:36 am
    chicken milk!!!!!
  200. Profile photo of melingq
    melingq Female 30-39
    6 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:10 am
    4Reliable and professional wholesale website where you can buy cheap designer clothing,shoes,jewelry,hat,sunglasses

    http://useetrading.com
  201. Profile photo of AnnaOmega
    AnnaOmega Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Interesting. lol! What the phuck is chicken milk?
  202. Profile photo of MaiaTewai
    MaiaTewai Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:31 am
    @AnnaOmega
    That sickly chicken juice (Blood) That you get when you take the chicken out of its pack |-X
  203. Profile photo of TrustyMadman
    TrustyMadman Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:05 am
    That was AWESOME!!!

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