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Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Ask a silly rhetorical question on Facebook, get a really thorough, detailed answer...
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Male 144
That was AWESOME!!!
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Female 38
@AnnaOmega
That sickly chicken juice (Blood) That you get when you take the chicken out of its pack |-X
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Female 40
Interesting. lol! What the phuck is chicken milk?
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Female 6
4Reliable and professional wholesale website where you can buy cheap designer clothing,shoes,jewelry,hat,sunglasses

http://useetrading.com
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Male 75
chicken milk!!!!!
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Male 1,067
I was hoping for the OP to have just responded with WTF.
Das ist sehr gut
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Male 65
LMFAO THE FUNNIEST dratING THING I`VE EVER HEARD.
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Male 2,893
But if you don`t have a rooster, you`re f*cked.
THE END.
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Male 907
When`s the movie premier?
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Female 111
"Dinner is served bitch" ;D
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Female 68
That was seriously the best thing I think I have ever read. And I think the reason he got past the FB limit was because this is the most EPIC THING EVER!!! :D
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Male 1,237
hilarious! you`d have to be pretty wrong to post this though
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Male 148
Epic drating Win.
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Female 111
hahaha that was the best. @mayazplee1, yeah, definitely novel worthy. I was thinking that while i was reading it. haha :)
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Female 512
WTH? O_o

How did he get past FB`s stupidly low character limit?
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Female 64
Novel worthy
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Female 93
haha... my undergrad thesis is on how Rape in media affects peoples views on gender roles... the comments are going to be very helpful....
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Male 275
it started off great but when it got to the rape and murder and necrophilia it really put me off. drat that guy.
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Female 40
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HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO TO MEEEE!!!!!
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Female 45
sounds like this guy has either been planing this for years, or his story is actually true..
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Male 34
14 golds for Canada!
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Male 12,365
The ending caught me by surprise. Obviously he went nuts with all those years alone on chicken island.
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Female 130
OMFG i lawl`d sooooooo effin hard. holy sh*t. that was amazing. i wanna meet this guy!
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Male 105
You guys by "chicken milk" he means rooster sperm obviously
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Female 2,352
LMFAO sh*t got intense at the end.
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Female 17
wtf does it matter about the chicken milk?? the whole point involved imagination... geez people.
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Male 462
he said "chicken milk" people.... he honestly believes CHICKENS produce milk. I thought they taught kids in preschool that mammals breastfed newborns.. not an animal that lays drating eggs and feeds their babies through vomiting down their throats.
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Female 3,828
Holy crap this is creepy, but the most original and imaginative thing EVER.

5 more gold stars.

ps. poor AJ, Alexis, and retard sign guy.
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Male 195
You mods are to fast. :D
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Male 411
Now I want some cornflakes and eggs. ^_^
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Male 415
i wanna meet this guy
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Male 11
"uuuhhh... "renowned"... that crappy spelling ruined the whole thing for me..."
dude, that`s how you spell it.
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Female 463
That was sooooo ridiculous...but I kinda liked it. It got kinda blunt in the end there =]
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Male 293
uuuhhh... "renowned"... that crappy spelling ruined the whole thing for me...
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Male 1,193
that got out of hand
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Female 668
the last post in this picture just makes it awesome. WOOO CANADA YEAH WOO
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Female 477
wow i got through like 2 paragraphs and stopped
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Male 1,678
This might be creative and all, but whoever wrote it is a sad drat who needs a life ... and thats coming from someone who goes on websites called "i-am-bored"
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Male 217
Wow guys. I have ADD and even I read the whole thing. Lazy bums.
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Female 1,329
I`d rather hang with Tom Hanks and Wilson.
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Female 5,222
dsjsjkfdh XDD wow. At first I was all "haha this is pretty creative" and then as it got deeper into the story it got more insane to read lmao. The comments at the end are hilarious though, well atcually just the canada one XD.
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Female 583
It`s like a different person wrote the last few paragraphs! Funny and creative and then things just got really weird...
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Female 3,726
I`d probably just become the leader of the chickens while noshing on some c-flakes...but I guess his answer is o-k too...
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Male 25,416
Wow, that was differnet!
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Female 388
*mind explodes*
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Male 66
@vfr4 if there were infinite cornflakes, that would mean that he would have as many boxes of cornflakes as he wanted... not an infinite supply in one box you goomba... and this is the funniest poo i have ever read =P
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Female 4,376
At first I was like "hmm this is kind of interesting and a smart way to think" and then I got to the end...and it was just so worth it.
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Male 15
apparently the f-word is now "drat"....?
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Male 15
good lord...what a sick drat
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Male 185
If there was infinite cornflakes wouldn`t breaking open the box be a bad idea?
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Male 500
tl:dr i`m just too lazy
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Male 86
Ho. ly. crap. Dude, I read like an eighth of that and gave up.....
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Male 1,523
@Notallowed

I was thinking the same thing...
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Male 975
He found freshwater on the island or desalinization or collected rain water or drank fruit juices
Also the story isn`t real
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Female 525
but..what about water? what did he drink?
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Male 1,598
He started to go a little batpoo towards the end... Excellent story nonetheless, he should be a published author. He most likely already is.
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Male 10
It was pretty neat until he started killing people and kicking people in the mean person. That was the weirdest story ever.
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Female 23
That story was depressing.
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Female 272
Started off awesome, and then it flipped. What in hell?
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Male 36
LOL that could be published lmao
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Male 975
Unless you`re extremely tired complaining tl;dr makes you look pathetic.
I mean seriously I know it`s the summer but what else is so important? Did you get bored and run over to 4chan to hunt for CP and I DON GOOFED?
The young kid asking how he cooked the chicken, thank you for proving how retarded the generation after me is.
The letter limit complainers, I don`t even know what words to send your way.

/hangover rant
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Female 3,574
lol 14 GOLD WOOOO
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Female 202
yeaaaah that got terrible
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Male 1,313
he needs kicked in his c#nt
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Female 20
indeed a fine story!
i wonder how long it took him to write all this, it took me 5 mins. to read...
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Female 346
I liked the beginning, but towards the end the guy is a real prick.
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Female 855
"Chicken milk"
-Really?
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Male 6,693
I knew I had to get on that. Go and rake some leaves or something AJ.
XD XD XD XD
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Female 839
i`m not sure how to feel about this, impressed or worried...
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Male 23
the end was...
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Female 347
It got real bad real quick. That`s what happens when the thought of nookie hits the brain.
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Female 79
@keetraver: Because AJ probably died of poisoning, from the chicken, fried eggs, and cornflakes.. weren`t you paying attention? He didn`t want the hot chick to die of whatever killed AJ, too long before he had his way with her. The slave, on the other hand, hadn`t been accidentally poisoned yet!
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Female 781
Ugh, jeez, this is disgusting.
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Female 79
I kinda want this guy to be my freind...that is some poo to come up with..i guess when you dont know the person and bordom kicks in you become very bloody and creative...Someone should have told him about IAB..
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Male 37
TL:DR
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Male 3,819
"Fake and gay, Dude21862004 is right, theres a letter limit for comments."

There`s also a common practice out there to photoshop comments to blend together for easier readability.
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Male 34
I don`t understand why he didn`t just roast AJ. ow he needs to find a new Sign-Slave AND a new farmboy.
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Male 1,509
It`s even better if you only read the first two and last two paragraphs.
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Female 58
yep...i cant be arsed to read that
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Male 333
Funny until he goes all Jeffrey dahmer. Gave me a good chuckle though, props to this guy
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Female 316
@rockwell There is a fine line between genius and madness.

I think this guy tap danced ALL OVER that line.
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Male 203
Now THAT is thorough.
:S
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Female 125
Btw, I still have no clue who you are.
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Male 222
"Very creative but I stopped reading halfway through."

But the second half is when it gets interesting!
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Male 82
He should have stuck with the style of the beginning... It got kinda "i`m using poo every two sentences! FUNNY!"
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Male 49
Fake and gay, Dude21862004 is right, theres a letter limit for comments.
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Male 3,819
"chicken milk? ummmm... chickens aren`t mammals..."

You read that ENTIRE fantasy scenario and the only fallacy you have a problem with is that chickens don`t produce milk?
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Male 203
chicken milk? ummmm... chickens aren`t mammals...
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Male 75
lol this is just awsome
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Male 768
Facebook has a letter limit for comments, so no.
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Male 5,189
Very creative but I stopped reading halfway through.
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Male 142
this is better than some of the professional fiction i`ve had the misfortune of reading.
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Male 1,596
chapping?
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Female 62
wow
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Male 1,043
LOVING THIS POOP!
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Male 4,793
Hahahaha! the last line was the best...
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Male 2,688
Or he could have jacked the first guy that showed up to the island looking for eggs and took his boat...
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Female 166
Writing style changes drastically towards the end...

Very funny though.
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Male 59
pretty obvious that this guy has seen the `Unforgivable` videos, still awesome answer
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Male 3,915
holy bejesus!! therapy much?
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Male 593
I love this guy!
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Male 1,354
tl;dr
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Female 414
Hahahahahahaha, this reminded me of something one of my friends would write *sigh* i`ve got really messed up friends
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Female 1,435
some imagination this guy has O_o
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Female 170
so fcking hilarious!!
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Male 12,138
Hate to be the one to point this out, but chicken milk? Seriously? As chickens are not mammals, they don`t produce milk, HELLO!

Everyone knows that their little chicken-tits produce gravy. Mmmm good.
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Female 51
this was cool until it got disturbing... but maybe it`s extra weird for me seeing as my name is alexis and i go by aj... :/
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Male 724
That`s probably something I would have come up with had I been really bored lol.
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Male 354
siyano im reasonably certain i have.

they can dig with their claws and they can jump MUCH higher than inches and can fly though for not very long
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Male 605
that is the greatest thing I`ve read in a long time...usually i just think it!
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Male 196
Also, he said 6 chickens, only 6 chickens.
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Female 225
Hahahaha I need to marry this man.
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Male 196
I got to the third paragraph and my ADD kicked in.
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Female 1
That was drating amazing. I must meet this person!
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Female 136
It was good at the beginning but near the middle I had a feeling it was gonna turn into some sort of creepy sex story type thing... Which it did...
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Male 2,868
tl;dr. But way to go, dude. I hear what you wrote is awesome.
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Male 166
I... I don`t know what to say.
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Female 322
Sick.
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Male 85
I`ve spent the last 10 minutes attempting to stop crying/laughing/holding my sides long enough to type the comment, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F-ing FUNNY!!!
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Female 1,148
That got pretty abusive. o.O
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Female 282
oh my...THAT WAS AWESOME.
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Female 48
Chicken.... milk?!
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Male 391
as ibegan reading it i was like "hmm" then toward the end when he started cussing more and getting disturbing is when i started laughing
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Male 325
I couldnt stop reading... Well played sir well played....
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Male 247
Eavalos is right - this is actually way better than Twilight.
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Male 68
Biggest FB WIN of all time
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Male 577
"Hold on, how did he cook the eggs?"

That`s your problem with the story? He could have cooked them on a heated up flat rock. He could have made some sort of bowl and boiled them. It`s not hard to cook an egg without supplies.
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Male 577
My god people, it wasn`t THAT long. How ADD are the people that said they skipped to the end?

Very well written and entertaining.
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Male 432
Hold on, how did he cook the eggs?
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Male 15
Lol my god, I wasn`t expecting that long of a comment. Until I started continuously scrolling down, I was like "wtf haha damn son!" haha but yeah, that was quite a spectacular story/comment.
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Male 1
wow.. that was so funny.. if that guy ever made a book i would buy it in a heart beat. i love that story.
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Male 1,598
.... It was supposed to be a rhetorical question!!!
jk
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Female 533
it actually wasnt a very bad story, that is until the end...
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Male 1,184
nakoninja, I`m reasonably certain you have never seen a live chicken.

They jump maybe 2-3 inches. They can hover in place up maybe 1-2 feet. They can`t dig holes, at all.
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Male 100
amazing. pure amazing.
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Male 56
People like this author should be locked up and force medicated... disturbing
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Female 2
Since when do chickens produce milk? :P
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Male 15
what`s with the person talking about Canada winning the 14 gold?? lol
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Male 18
I may never eat chicken,eggs,or corn flakes again..well,maybe corn flakes.
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Male 286
This is way better than twilight.
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Male 9,305
o_o My god...
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Male 31
it seems like he just jave up towards the end of the story there, probably running low on chickenblood to power his cardboard/chickenbone computer
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Male 189
I can`t believe I read all that...But that got extremely disturbing. Yet, everything in it is plausible.

Also considering that he spent so much time on the island, the ending is fitting considering he may have gone mad from all the loneliness.
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Male 776
"The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?"

Sympathy sales. duh
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Male 213
the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez

The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?

maybe, just maybe, he had more than one sign?
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Female 47
Yes, roosters are chickens. Chickens are a species, roosters and hens are the male and female variants of said species, respectively.
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Male 72
Broadicea, are you retarded? A rooster is a MALE chicken...
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Male 25
"...or a c**k..."

Darned filters.
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Male 438
Hilariously awesome, possibly the most awkward thing there is
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Male 25
Does a rooster count as a chicken? I don`t think so, which makes his assumption at the beginning faulty, and makes the entire story implausible. ...and pretty messed up..

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Wikipedia;
"A rooster, or a rooster,[1] is a male chicken (Gallus gallus) with the female being called a hen."
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Male 3,755
It was a good story, but I agree that it is based on a rather large assumption.
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Male 743
Most epic win I`ve ever seen. I don`t care how long you think it is, it is EPIC. READ IT.
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Female 1,095
wow, i was really enjoying it until AJ died.
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Male 394
That is the best thing I`ve ever seen on Facebook.
I want to meet this man.
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Male 3,482
[quote]the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez[/quote]
The sign was already up before anybody else came to the island, so if he already had the sign up, why would he need a retard sign guy?
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Male 336
I loved this modern retelling of The Odyssey.
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Male 4,290
Well that got weird.
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Female 1,677
Does a rooster count as a chicken? I don`t think so, which makes his assumption at the beginning faulty, and makes the entire story implausible. ...and pretty messed up..
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Male 45
That was so entertaining!!
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Male 50
Man, kids these days have no attention span.
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Male 4,680
I do things like that all the time, but I can`t say I`ve done one THAT long. He has my respect.
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Female 2,120
D:
This will visit me in my nightmares.
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Female 290
I can`t believe I read that...
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Male 105
-> Souladdict : There`s actually no inconsitency here regarding the chicken milk. Remember he said there was a rooster also on the island. Get it ? "Chicken milk"
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Male 2,700
I read the first two paragraph, scanned ot see how long it really was and stopped...good freegin GOD!!!!I read the last paragraph and actually prefer to wonder hwo the hell did he go from being strannded to raping a dead woman.....
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Male 49
that was win!
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Male 425
There is no f*cking way I am reading all that.
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Female 965
Halfway through I thought, "This should be a film." Then I read on... :-/ He worries me.

PS. The comments are just as hilarious as the actual story. XD Well done, IAB-ers.
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Male 249
This man is a brilliant writer. Well done, very well done.
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Female 221
that was really disturbing
it started out so nice
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Male 178
There`s a little inconsistency with the "chicken milk".
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Female 49
That was either the worst or best story I have ever read...I can`t tell.
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Female 316
Dude had WAY too much time on his hands and drugs in his system. I bet he`ll be the next Hemingway.
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Male 2,748
um... i think he was high... none-the-less, hilarious, gotta love canibalism and necrofelia!!
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Female 3,562
Just skip ahead to the end, it gets much much more interesting.
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Male 76
Wait, did he say "chicken milk?"
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Male 571
That story was quite the journey.
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Female 71
That was amazing, strange, and scary.
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Male 519
way to long
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Male 2,506
TL DR But epic he doesnt know who the guy is :]
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Male 354
.... to bad the person didnt explain how they would build a cage tall enough to hold the chickens because they can actually jump and fly pretty high. unless he is assuming as well that the box is over 7 feet or so with the basic chicken.

even still at that height the box would lack all stability to be able to contain chickens. not only that but the chickens could easily dig through the dirt/sand and escape that way....
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Male 648
Im going to take everyone`s word for it, and assume its funny due to the high rating.
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Female 385
SO AMAZING. A little disturbing though. I went into the story expecting a run of the mill story about a prospering chicken farm isle, and end up with rape, murder and cannibalism. Nice twist. I`m a bit concerned for the writer though.
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Female 2,674
I liked it until the part where the guy dies :(
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Female 696
WTF happened at the end?!?! It suddenly got so violent!!
A question like that goes from good business plans, business growth, good life, to killing men, cannibalism and raping unconscious then dead bodies.

It was absolutely hilarious, but seriously, WTF
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Male 7,830
it started off so serious, then got silly halfway through, then got demented and very scary toward the end.
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Male 4,867
"He`s alone on the island, where did he get a retard sign guy?"

the retard sign guy was one of the people who came to island to buy eggs....jeez
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Male 16
Chicken Milk. Yum
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Male 1,646
TL;DR
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Male 315
So what was that? Like 30 years survival? I think I can do better.
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Male 715
Seemed like even the poster got bored with his own story toward the end.
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Male 2,085
Why doesn`t he barter for a ride off the island? What a tool.
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Male 269
I`ve got the feeling someone was REALLY bored. Awesome story though, with a surprising end xD
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Male 1,244
Chickens don`t have milk... probably why AJ died
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Female 82
I know a guy that would do this, he`s odd that way. Wish they wouldn`t blur out the pictures on these things O_o
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Female 50
But... chickens don`t produce milk...
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Male 126
THAT. IS. AMAZING! ! !
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Female 9,572
Oh wow, that must be the most well thought out answer I`ve ever seen. This guy needs to be a writer or something like that,
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Female 9
...That`s just a tad bit disturbing. :-/
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Female 13
tl;dr i got bored after the 2nd paragraph.
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Female 527
i cant believe i read all that.
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Female 1,211
o.O Good god.
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Male 3,482
Fail.

He`s alone on the island, where did he get a retard sign guy?
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Male 20,899
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