Facebook Now Open To Asteroids [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Bad news for Earth though.
There are 107 comments:
Female 53
Where`s the rest of this? Should have included it. No worries, here ya go. :D You`re welcome. ^.^If Historical Events had Facebook Pages
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Female 30
DAMN I was drinking water when I saw this xD
Spittake
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Female 62
LOL
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Male 499
Brontosauruses and Triceratops aren`t real dinosaurs, they were made out of skeletons of several dinosaur bones found in the same place.

FAAAAAAKE!
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Male 31
wow how did he put the 65million years ago there ?
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Male 440
Roach doesn`t care. :) Nice.
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Male 39
Awesome.
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Male 6,694
LOL !
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Male 2,670
Ees very of the funny.
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Female 196
It kind of hard to tell but I think the roach is wearing a wicker hat...why?
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Female 101
HAHAHAHA!!!! Love it. <3
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 37
@DeathToLems
~Failbook.com
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Male 134
these are so effin awseome.
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Male 999
wtf is a dinosuar
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Male 1,240
@keith2: that`s British vs American spelling.
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Male 818
Win
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Female 1,435
i love these face book things
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Male 5,190
Roach knows he will live.
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Male 2,419
so... dinosaurs are post necros? the status says it was posted 65 million years ago, but they all posted minutes ago
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Male 637
Aw, poor Littlefoot...
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Male 699
lol
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Female 2,120
Ahahaha! "Whatevs"
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Male 321
@keith2
Get an education.
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Male 2,592
oops now 4
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Male 2,592
3 comments and nobody realized you spelled spelled wrong
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Male 1,240
brontosaurus=Apatosaurus
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Male 142
brontosaurus` never actually existed it was an archeologists mistake
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Female 682
@paddy07...its because dinosaurs aren`t extinct, merely hiding from us....duh. their privacy settings on facebook are REALLY harcore.
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Female 91
LMFAO!
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Male 4,680
Four pages and no-one`s noticed that Tyrannosaurus Rex is spelt wrong?

I`m ashamed, grammar nazis of IAB. You`re losing your touch!
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Male 1,043
LOL>:D
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Female 4,028
Damn roosterroaches and their indifference!
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Male 141
This made me lol
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Male 1,067
This really made me laugh :D
I like that the Asteroid posted 65m years ago but all the dinosaurs responded 30ish minutes ago :D
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Male 593
LOL! Earth`s reaction... "FML" LOLLAGE!
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Male 769
i like the fact that brontosaurus` pic is Littlefoot.
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Female 149
xD
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Female 78
Lmfao...awesome.
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Female 311
lmfao
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Male 326
Cockroach?
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Male 123
Clever. Hehe.
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Male 6,737
Nice. I like it.
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Male 12,138
Damn those roostery roosterroaches! I bet they`ve evolved the ability to fly now, and are laughing at us from their roostery roosterpits! Roostersuckers.
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Female 5,222
lmfao. I love this.
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Male 49
i love the roosterroach`s response
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Male 3,756
Cockroach.
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Male 2,690
I love this actually
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Male 94
their replies are about 65 million years late.
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Male 1,059
Lol. I saw this in the rofl pictures for iphone, except there were more funny ones, like Ben Franklin, John Adams, etc. on Facebook. xD
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Male 2,893
Cockroaches suck balls.
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Male 312
There`s more like this, I saw them on Geekologie. I want more.
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Male 119
@nitro: carb cleaner is so underrated
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Female 90
LOL -- Badass asteroid is Badass!
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Male 63
I lol`d
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Female 231
Hehehe That is a great Facebook account.
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Male 758
To hell with Raid. Carb cleaner is better...it kills everything, and so quickly, that wasps will be dead before they hit the ground. Even if they`re already on the ground.
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Male 3,756
It`s funny that penisroaches can survive asteroids, nuclear explosions, and other apocalyptic events, but I can take it out with a squirt of Raid. Go humans!
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Female 318
Angelmassb, thanks for posting that link =) I`m still laughing at some of those! CX
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Male 256
Hahahahahahah
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Male 36,509
Woah! Thanks @Angelmassb! Those are teh funny!
Especially God, Titanic & Newton (they`re down at the bottom) I Loled! I rofled!
"Don`t worry Dad I got this..."
That`s teh funny right there!!!
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Male 36,509
[quote]Why do we have these filters?
Personally, I think it`s beneficial in that the louder and angrier people get, the sillier they sound.[/quote]
Lolz! I am in agreement Baalth! It`s one thing to cuss and be foul, it`s quite another to say: F*ck that! I don`t give a r*ts *ss over your st*p*d opinion!!!
Lolz!
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Female 1,593
the brontosaurus never really existed.. :c

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Nor did the triceratops.

Getting stuff off Failbook now? :<
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Male 36,509
[quote]did someone actually get a chuckle out of that?[/quote]
Umm, YUP!
LOZLOLZO!
Whatevers! Lmao!
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Male 15,510
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Female 224
hahahahahahahahahaha loooove it
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Male 37,889
did someone actually get a chuckle out of that?
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Female 307
the brontosaurus never really existed.. :c
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Male 928
This is pretty drating great.
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Female 134
haha i love this
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Male 285
wow, facebook is dumb.
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Female 1,043
love how the brontosaurus is the dino from the land before time.
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Male 2,441
Not little foot :(
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Male 16
Littlefoot lol
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Male 159
"Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed."

Triceratops existed, what was in the news was that it was discovered to be the same species as Torosaurus.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed.[/quote]
They may take our Pluto, but they`ll never take... OUR TRICERATOPS!!!
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Male 495
Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed.
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Female 3,574
Whatevs.
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Male 16
Lol, I like how it took them 65 million years to comment back.
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Female 839
ha ha love it

@xtreme dude - no shiz sherlock, i bet nothing gets past you, right?
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Female 9,402
lol @ the roosterroach.
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Male 12,365
Nice link, hoodafakizit. I particularly liked the comments from "The Church". Although Galileo wouldn`t have been so surprised at the idea of heliocentrism - the idea predated him by at least 1800 years and he knew that.
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Male 159
"Haha, fake but great."

No dude this is real! I`ve friended T-rex and Earth.
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Female 430
they have plenty of time to make others laugh
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Male 1,371
Haha, fake but great.
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Male 353
This is from "If historical events had Facebook pages"... the Isaac Newton one cracked me up!
Link
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Male 4,547
A rudimentary language filter has been in place for ages.
We haven`t changed it.

Why that is, well you`d have to get a statement from Fancy, not me, for any official IAB position.

Personally, I think it`s beneficial in that the louder and angrier people get, the sillier they sound.

It also gives me the giggles when people get all upset about it and say things like "By the way I didn`t say drat, I said F*ck!!!" as if I`m going to go "Oh, sorry for a moment I was confused. I had no idea what you were implying about my mother earlier or why you were talking like someone from the 1940s, but now I have nothing but the deepest of respect for you and your statement. Would you mind if I called you dad".
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Female 100
Sigh...the small one always wins.
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Male 3,482
@Baalthazaq

Soo, then... It ONLY works with c*ck?

... Seriously, why do we have these filters again?

Especially since I can still get away with typing the word by doing nothing more than *ing a single letter...
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Male 4,547
Huh... interesting.
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Male 4,547
cock rooster
drat drat
damn damn
bastard bastard
I am a racist! I am a racist!
poo poo
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Male 3,014
I hate
cockroaches.
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Male 4,807
Fake.. Facebook wasn`t around 65 million years ago!!
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Male 315
hahaha, epic
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Male 5
Silly brontosaurus you can`t be on facebook you never existed
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Male 3,482
Okay, so apparently c*ock can be used if it`s the first word in the line? But any other time it gets censored?

Imma test this real quick...
cock
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Female 87
I`ve seen this like 5 times this week but it still makes me smile.. like so.. :D
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Male 3,482
F*ck you roosterroaches!
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Male 1,451
They made the asteroid 65 million years ago but the responses are a half hour ago??
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Male 1,136
That must be like getting herpes
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Male 4,680
"Small burrowing mammal likes this"
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Female 282
This made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed...that`s bad, seeing as I`m still in the process of recovering from broken ribs...I hit them on the floor. You go IAB, I`m def not bored anymore.
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Female 8
Poor Little Foot ):
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Male 931
Cocky roosterroaches ¬_¬
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Male 2,586
It`s morphin time!!!
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Female 85
Cockroach, you little bastard.
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Male 19,868
Link: Facebook Now Open To Asteroids [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bad news for Earth though.
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