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Date: 08/21/10 04:04 PM

108 Responses to Facebook Now Open To Asteroids [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Link: Facebook Now Open To Asteroids - Bad news for Earth though.
  2. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Cockroach, you little bastard.
  3. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:10 am
    It`s morphin time!!!
  4. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Cocky roosterroaches ¬_¬
  5. Profile photo of cassthulu
    cassthulu Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Poor Little Foot ):
  6. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    This made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed...that`s bad, seeing as I`m still in the process of recovering from broken ribs...I hit them on the floor. You go IAB, I`m def not bored anymore.
  7. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    "Small burrowing mammal likes this"
  8. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    That must be like getting herpes
  9. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    They made the asteroid 65 million years ago but the responses are a half hour ago??
  10. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    F*ck you roosterroaches!
  11. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I`ve seen this like 5 times this week but it still makes me smile.. like so.. :D
  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Okay, so apparently c*ock can be used if it`s the first word in the line? But any other time it gets censored?

    Imma test this real quick...
    cock
  13. Profile photo of Koldbrand
    Koldbrand Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Silly brontosaurus you can`t be on facebook you never existed
  14. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    hahaha, epic
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Fake.. Facebook wasn`t around 65 million years ago!!
  16. Profile photo of
    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Roaches FTW!!!
  17. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    I hate
    cockroaches.
  18. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    cock rooster
    drat drat
    damn damn
    bastard bastard
    I am a racist! I am a racist!
    poo poo
  19. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Huh... interesting.
  20. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    @Baalthazaq

    Soo, then... It ONLY works with c*ck?

    ... Seriously, why do we have these filters again?

    Especially since I can still get away with typing the word by doing nothing more than *ing a single letter...
  21. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Sigh...the small one always wins.
  22. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    A rudimentary language filter has been in place for ages.
    We haven`t changed it.

    Why that is, well you`d have to get a statement from Fancy, not me, for any official IAB position.

    Personally, I think it`s beneficial in that the louder and angrier people get, the sillier they sound.

    It also gives me the giggles when people get all upset about it and say things like "By the way I didn`t say drat, I said F*ck!!!" as if I`m going to go "Oh, sorry for a moment I was confused. I had no idea what you were implying about my mother earlier or why you were talking like someone from the 1940s, but now I have nothing but the deepest of respect for you and your statement. Would you mind if I called you dad".
  23. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    This is from "If historical events had Facebook pages"... the Isaac Newton one cracked me up!
    Link
  24. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Haha, fake but great.
  25. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    they have plenty of time to make others laugh
  26. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    "Haha, fake but great."

    No dude this is real! I`ve friended T-rex and Earth.
  27. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Nice link, hoodafakizit. I particularly liked the comments from "The Church". Although Galileo wouldn`t have been so surprised at the idea of heliocentrism - the idea predated him by at least 1800 years and he knew that.
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    lol @ the roosterroach.
  29. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    ha ha love it

    @xtreme dude - no shiz sherlock, i bet nothing gets past you, right?
  30. Profile photo of Volfsokrin
    Volfsokrin Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Lol, I like how it took them 65 million years to comment back.
  31. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Whatevs.
  32. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed.
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed.
    They may take our Pluto, but they`ll never take... OUR TRICERATOPS!!!
  34. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    "Too bad Triceratops apparently never existed."

    Triceratops existed, what was in the news was that it was discovered to be the same species as Torosaurus.
  35. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Littlefoot lol
  36. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Not little foot :(
  37. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    love how the brontosaurus is the dino from the land before time.
  38. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    wow, facebook is dumb.
  39. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    haha i love this
  40. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    This is pretty drating great.
  41. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    the brontosaurus never really existed.. :c
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    did someone actually get a chuckle out of that?
  43. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    hahahahahahahahahaha loooove it
  44. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    You can see the rest in this link:

    http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/
  45. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32834 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    did someone actually get a chuckle out of that?
    Umm, YUP!
    LOZLOLZO!
    Whatevers! Lmao!
  46. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    the brontosaurus never really existed.. :c

    ---

    Nor did the triceratops.

    Getting stuff off Failbook now? :<
  47. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32834 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Why do we have these filters?
    Personally, I think it`s beneficial in that the louder and angrier people get, the sillier they sound.
    Lolz! I am in agreement Baalth! It`s one thing to cuss and be foul, it`s quite another to say: F*ck that! I don`t give a r*ts *ss over your st*p*d opinion!!!
    Lolz!
  48. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32834 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    Woah! Thanks @Angelmassb! Those are teh funny!
    Especially God, Titanic & Newton (they`re down at the bottom) I Loled! I rofled!
    "Don`t worry Dad I got this..."
    That`s teh funny right there!!!
  49. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Hahahahahahah
  50. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Angelmassb, thanks for posting that link =) I`m still laughing at some of those! CX
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    It`s funny that penisroaches can survive asteroids, nuclear explosions, and other apocalyptic events, but I can take it out with a squirt of Raid. Go humans!
  52. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    To hell with Raid. Carb cleaner is better...it kills everything, and so quickly, that wasps will be dead before they hit the ground. Even if they`re already on the ground.
  53. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Hehehe That is a great Facebook account.
  54. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    I lol`d
  55. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    LOL -- Badass asteroid is Badass!
  56. Profile photo of AlienExpress
    AlienExpress Male 18-29
    119 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    @nitro: carb cleaner is so underrated
  57. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    There`s more like this, I saw them on Geekologie. I want more.
  58. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Cockroaches suck balls.
  59. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Lol. I saw this in the rofl pictures for iphone, except there were more funny ones, like Ben Franklin, John Adams, etc. on Facebook. xD
  60. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    their replies are about 65 million years late.
  61. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    I love this actually
  62. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Cockroach.
  63. Profile photo of plasticjesus
    plasticjesus Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:21 am
    i love the roosterroach`s response
  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:33 am
    lmfao. I love this.
  65. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 1:08 am
    Damn those roostery roosterroaches! I bet they`ve evolved the ability to fly now, and are laughing at us from their roostery roosterpits! Roostersuckers.
  66. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Nice. I like it.
  67. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 2:52 am
    Clever. Hehe.
  68. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 2:58 am
    Cockroach?
  69. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:21 am
    lmfao
  70. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:28 am
    Lmfao...awesome.
  71. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:58 am
    xD
  72. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:17 am
    i like the fact that brontosaurus` pic is Littlefoot.
  73. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:23 am
    LOL! Earth`s reaction... "FML" LOLLAGE!
  74. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:06 am
    This really made me laugh :D
    I like that the Asteroid posted 65m years ago but all the dinosaurs responded 30ish minutes ago :D
  75. Profile photo of weeray
    weeray Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:14 am
    This made me lol
  76. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:20 am
    Damn roosterroaches and their indifference!
  77. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:30 am
    LOL>:D
  78. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 6:53 am
    Four pages and no-one`s noticed that Tyrannosaurus Rex is spelt wrong?

    I`m ashamed, grammar nazis of IAB. You`re losing your touch!
  79. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:36 am
    LMFAO!
  80. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:41 am
    @paddy07...its because dinosaurs aren`t extinct, merely hiding from us....duh. their privacy settings on facebook are REALLY harcore.
  81. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:34 am
    brontosaurus` never actually existed it was an archeologists mistake
  82. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:46 am
    brontosaurus=Apatosaurus
  83. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:49 am
    3 comments and nobody realized you spelled spelled wrong
  84. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:49 am
    oops now 4
  85. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 10:56 am
    @keith2
    Get an education.
  86. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Ahahaha! "Whatevs"
  87. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 11:38 am
    lol
  88. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Aw, poor Littlefoot...
  89. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    so... dinosaurs are post necros? the status says it was posted 65 million years ago, but they all posted minutes ago
  90. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    i love these face book things
  91. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Win
  92. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    @keith2: that`s British vs American spelling.
  93. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    wtf is a dinosuar
  94. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    these are so effin awseome.
  95. Profile photo of ededdeddy163
    ededdeddy163 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    @DeathToLems
    ~Failbook.com
  96. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    lolz
  97. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    HAHAHAHA!!!! Love it. <3
  98. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    It kind of hard to tell but I think the roach is wearing a wicker hat...why?
  99. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2349 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:40 am
    Ees very of the funny.
  100. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:54 am
    LOL !
  101. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Awesome.
  102. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Roach doesn`t care. :) Nice.
  103. Profile photo of screwboredom
    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    wow how did he put the 65million years ago there ?
  104. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Brontosauruses and Triceratops aren`t real dinosaurs, they were made out of skeletons of several dinosaur bones found in the same place.

    FAAAAAAKE!
  105. Profile photo of imx36degrees
    imx36degrees Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    LOL
  106. Profile photo of Pluupy
    Pluupy Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    DAMN I was drinking water when I saw this xD
    Spittake
  107. Profile photo of myssiing
    myssiing Female 18-29
    53 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Where`s the rest of this? Should have included it. No worries, here ya go. :D You`re welcome. ^.^If Historical Events had Facebook Pages

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