Facebook: No Fapping Means The Terrorists Won [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Thanks, Bin Laden.
There are 58 comments:
Male 4,004
Counting cards actually isn`t illegal. It`s actually because casinos wouldn`t and can`t profit from having people able to perform the trick.

All counting cards is, is calculating odds, and good counts means good odds of predicting when to bet high, or low.

Either way, the law will not get involved if you get caught. The casino owners will take steps to ensure you never do it again. Either by roughing you up...and by adding you to a "black list" which makes all owners of casinos statewide, if not, country-wide, aware that you were caught counting cards, and will be banned from casinos.
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Male 2,893
coming from a guy named Drayke, I can see why his spelling sucks.
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Female 251
...those guys need to spend less time on facebook and more time in school. Learn to spell, Jerks.
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Male 52
I actually like that a lot of you are making remarks about their spelling and in fact the spelling is also wrong in the post in the remark about misspelt words or dying grammar or the english language.

Check yourself after you check others is all I am saying. Personally I dont give a fu*k typically but It gets on my nerves when people do that.
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Male 52
@lerato
Or your grammar?

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Male 78
-laughs- HANGOVER MUCH?
The only thing that annoys me it`s their spelling :/
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Male 232
Fround? Really? How the hell could someone type that and not say "Gee, that doesn`t look right. If I press "post", I`m probably going to look like a stupid ass."
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Male 37,888
counting cards isn`t illegal `cause it`s not cheating, just a good memory.

It is, however, against the house rules of every casino. They don`t like it when you win.
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Female 151
Wait, do they have a recording of Bin Laden masturbating in the airplane bathroom? Holy cow, that would be funny.
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Female 463
What a good freakin movie! Gotta love the Hangover :)
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Male 313
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It`s not gambling when you know you`re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It`s also illegal.
Alan Garner: It`s not illegal. It`s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I`m pretty sure that`s illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
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Male 20
THAT REMINDS ME OF THISFACEBOOK PARTY
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Male 112
I hate to ruin your "epic win" or "epic Success", but everything said there is quoted from the movie "The Hangover".
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Female 1,324
ElDavo - agreed -.-
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Male 2,148
>>illegel
>>fround
>>masterbating

I will laugh at this being funny when I finish raging at America`s youth and regretting my surviving birth to join this generation.
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Male 83
epic win is epic
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Male 66
lol epic success
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Male 87
PlutoRules, watch the hangover... they`re just quoting it
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Male 16
Proper English is dying a slow deth
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Male 5,194
Genius.
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Female 28
lol wtf, 9/11?
they had to have been kidding hahahaa
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Male 15,510
Facebook. Yup.
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Female 149
"the stupididty... and the spelling errors.. ://"

D:
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Male 1,834
lame
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Female 169
....Lame? People quote the Hangover on Facebook all the time.. Should we start linking the fan pages too?
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Female 675
I don`t know what to say.... the stupididty... and the spelling errors.. ://
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Female 327
I believe that all was stolen from the movie "Hangover"
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Female 27
Hangover fail
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Male 560
Actually counting cards isn`t illegal and there was an article about masturbating in public being legal as long as you are covered.
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Male 451
Starting to think grammar is a lost skill.
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Male 493
Worst spelling I`ve ever seen.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 594
"fround up on" .... wow.
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Male 224
So they just ran through `The Hangover` script on facebook...high five?
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Female 511
"fround up on" = fail
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Male 1,505
Whenever I fly, I go in the restroom, wad up a bunch of tp while keeping it attached to the roll and then flush it. Watching that roll spin while atomic vacuum flush sucks up about 40 feet of paper off the roll is quality entertainment right there.
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Female 1,043
a hangover quote, not really funny.
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Female 354
That would be really annoying. Last time I was on an airplane there was a huge line for each toilet. If someone was jacking off in one of them I`d be pissed.
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Male 509
Counting cards isn`t illegal, just considered cheating even though there`s no rule against it; if you`re suspected of doing it you`ll likely be thrown out of the casino.
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Male 38
WOOHOO a "The Hangover" reference!!
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Male 2,440
[quote]No surprise that masturbating in an airplane is illegal.
I did it once(twice actually), and it was terrible.
After I was done, my rooster hurt unbearably for the rest of the flight(and the one after it.
Moral of the story: Don`t jerk of on airplanes.[/quote]
You, sir, are an Omega.
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Male 509
@SPARTAKITTY
Yes. Fround. Say it aloud and the real spelling becomes obvious (frowned).
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Male 158
No surprise that masturbating in an airplane is illegal.
I did it once(twice actually), and it was terrible.
After I was done, my rooster hurt unbearably for the rest of the flight(and the one after it.
Moral of the story: Don`t jerk of on airplanes.
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Female 198
"I married a whore" "HOW DARE YOU! She`s a nice lady!" haha best movie ever.
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Female 282
I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE.
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Male 437
hangover
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Male 6,694
OK? Whatever.
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Female 2,120
Fround...?
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Male 2,670
Drayke needz sum spellin lezzonz
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Male 567
fround up on? eeee
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Male 2,034
fround??? Really???
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Male 716
Still bored
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Male 648
Why not just post the clip from the movie?
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Male 1,403
Fancy fails at The Hangover reference.
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Male 33
Me thinks Fancy has not seen the movie "Hangover" yet?
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Male 333
"don`t let Allen drive.. there`s something wrong with him.."
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Male 473
Hangover reference.
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Male 19,842
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