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Date: 08/16/10 11:04 AM

58 Responses to Facebook: No Fapping Means The Terrorists Won [Pic

  1. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Hangover reference.
  2. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:30 am
    "don`t let Allen drive.. there`s something wrong with him.."
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    markperr Male 50-59
    33 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Me thinks Fancy has not seen the movie "Hangover" yet?
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Fancy fails at The Hangover reference.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Why not just post the clip from the movie?
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Still bored
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
    fround??? Really???
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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    fround up on? eeee
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2373 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Drayke needz sum spellin lezzonz
  10. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Fround...?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    OK? Whatever.
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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    hangover
  13. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    "I married a whore" "HOW DARE YOU! She`s a nice lady!" haha best movie ever.
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    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    No surprise that masturbating in an airplane is illegal.
    I did it once(twice actually), and it was terrible.
    After I was done, my rooster hurt unbearably for the rest of the flight(and the one after it.
    Moral of the story: Don`t jerk of on airplanes.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY
    Yes. Fround. Say it aloud and the real spelling becomes obvious (frowned).
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    No surprise that masturbating in an airplane is illegal.
    I did it once(twice actually), and it was terrible.
    After I was done, my rooster hurt unbearably for the rest of the flight(and the one after it.
    Moral of the story: Don`t jerk of on airplanes.
    You, sir, are an Omega.
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    DeadCat Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    WOOHOO a "The Hangover" reference!!
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Counting cards isn`t illegal, just considered cheating even though there`s no rule against it; if you`re suspected of doing it you`ll likely be thrown out of the casino.
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    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    That would be really annoying. Last time I was on an airplane there was a huge line for each toilet. If someone was jacking off in one of them I`d be pissed.
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    a hangover quote, not really funny.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Whenever I fly, I go in the restroom, wad up a bunch of tp while keeping it attached to the roll and then flush it. Watching that roll spin while atomic vacuum flush sucks up about 40 feet of paper off the roll is quality entertainment right there.
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    "fround up on" = fail
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    So they just ran through `The Hangover` script on facebook...high five?
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    "fround up on" .... wow.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    lolz
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    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Worst spelling I`ve ever seen.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Starting to think grammar is a lost skill.
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    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Actually counting cards isn`t illegal and there was an article about masturbating in public being legal as long as you are covered.
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    shanoonizzle Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Hangover fail
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    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    I believe that all was stolen from the movie "Hangover"
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I don`t know what to say.... the stupididty... and the spelling errors.. ://
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    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    ....Lame? People quote the Hangover on Facebook all the time.. Should we start linking the fan pages too?
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    lame
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    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    "the stupididty... and the spelling errors.. ://"

    D:
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Facebook. Yup.
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    PlutoRules Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    lol wtf, 9/11?
    they had to have been kidding hahahaa
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Genius.
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    nitrain Male 30-39
    16 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Proper English is dying a slow deth
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    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    PlutoRules, watch the hangover... they`re just quoting it
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    liljerzy Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    lol epic success
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    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    epic win is epic
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    >>illegel
    >>fround
    >>masterbating

    I will laugh at this being funny when I finish raging at America`s youth and regretting my surviving birth to join this generation.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:19 am
    ElDavo - agreed -.-
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    pantelisk Male 13-17
    112 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:26 am
    I hate to ruin your "epic win" or "epic Success", but everything said there is quoted from the movie "The Hangover".
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    kylecass Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:48 am
    THAT REMINDS ME OF THISFACEBOOK PARTY
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It`s not gambling when you know you`re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
    Stu Price: It`s also illegal.
    Alan Garner: It`s not illegal. It`s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
    Phil Wenneck: I`m pretty sure that`s illegal too.
    Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:07 am
    What a good freakin movie! Gotta love the Hangover :)
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    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Wait, do they have a recording of Bin Laden masturbating in the airplane bathroom? Holy cow, that would be funny.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    counting cards isn`t illegal `cause it`s not cheating, just a good memory.

    It is, however, against the house rules of every casino. They don`t like it when you win.
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Fround? Really? How the hell could someone type that and not say "Gee, that doesn`t look right. If I press "post", I`m probably going to look like a stupid ass."
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    lerato Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    -laughs- HANGOVER MUCH?
    The only thing that annoys me it`s their spelling :/
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    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:42 am
    @lerato
    Or your grammar?

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    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:18 am
    I actually like that a lot of you are making remarks about their spelling and in fact the spelling is also wrong in the post in the remark about misspelt words or dying grammar or the english language.

    Check yourself after you check others is all I am saying. Personally I dont give a fu*k typically but It gets on my nerves when people do that.
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    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:48 am
    ...those guys need to spend less time on facebook and more time in school. Learn to spell, Jerks.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    coming from a guy named Drayke, I can see why his spelling sucks.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Counting cards actually isn`t illegal. It`s actually because casinos wouldn`t and can`t profit from having people able to perform the trick.

    All counting cards is, is calculating odds, and good counts means good odds of predicting when to bet high, or low.

    Either way, the law will not get involved if you get caught. The casino owners will take steps to ensure you never do it again. Either by roughing you up...and by adding you to a "black list" which makes all owners of casinos statewide, if not, country-wide, aware that you were caught counting cards, and will be banned from casinos.

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