Facebook: Jessica Gets Lesson In Gravity [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Hey Jessica"s friends, don"t bother trying to explain anything--she"s never going to get it.
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Female 111
pretty sure it`s not just Americans, Dutch-Master. there are stupid people all over the world.
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Male 43
It`s because of people like this I`ve contemplated suicide... lol
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Male 52
americans...
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Male 149
A plain is a plane that hasn`t been painted...
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Female 2,026
whats a plain
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Male 6,693
This is just funny !
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Female 40
lol we dont fall side ways lmao haha
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Male 222
aah i hate really stupid people like that because i find it almost impossible to explain something like that too them.. its like their brain just cant process it at all and they just end up back where they started
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Male 999
is everyone else besides me really this stupid?
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Male 38
@Jackoat135
lmfao it looks like u wrote:
"I`m pretty sure there are no planes that go from the north to south pole."
researched it, then wrote:
"...because they don`t make planes with landing gear on the top and bottom duh."
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Male 1,351
@IssaTheFiend,
You win, truly you do.
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Female 2,352
So in her mind are planes constantly doing barrel rolls? lol
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Female 430
is she stupid or what ??
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Male 49
...because they don`t make planes with landing gear on the top and bottom duh.
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Male 49
I`m pretty sure there are no planes that go from the north to south pole.
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Male 5,189
How does it work?
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Male 703
It`s true. And we wear hats on our feet and hamburgers eat people. Oh wait, that was in Rand McNally.
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Female 71
wow can nobody spell
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Male 1,360
plains operate on gravaty? wut duz zat meen?
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Male 166
Australia is upside down.
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Female 166
Wait!? The earth is round and you there is no such thing as being upside down? What about when I am standing on my head... Am I upside down then? I`m confused. :-(
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Male 1,067
This has to be a joke. I also find it quite funny that the person with the worst spelling and general typing ability is the one trying to explain.
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Male 798
@Satkela: I believe he is trying to explain gravity in a way they can understand it. :p
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Male 2,510
Dictionary.

That is all.
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Male 4,793
"I refuse to believe people this stupid actually exist... "

seconded.
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Female 141
Welcome to the education system of America.
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Female 584
@TalcumX: People have been stupid since the very beginning of mankind. Obama has crap to do with this.

SN:Why in the hell are they listening to the bastard who hasn`t even mastered proper spelling yet? yeesh!
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Male 575
I refuse to believe people this stupid actually exist...
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Female 90
I am too upset about their spelling to be upset about their lack of common sense.
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Male 543
i don`t know what to say...she is why the girl who was attacked by ants from the flower gets tv time
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Male 2,850
"welcome to obama world...this is just the beginning."

Obvious troll is obvious.

Here`s a tip; if you want to troll, make sure your bait is even remotely entertaining to respond to.
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Male 4,593
Perhaps they should worry a bit more about their spelling, rather than learning physics.

One step at a time, girls... Nice and slow.
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Male 561
welcome to obama world...this is just the beginning.
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Male 953
WOW ... do us all a favor and just pull the trigger all ready.
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Male 10,855
It`s not upside down from the frame of reference of the Earth`s surface.
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Male 5
What is this world coming to? Especially america
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Male 5,626
Future members of the actual Flat Earth Society.
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Male 257
dear sweet jesus nooooooo. nuke em from orbit, only way to be sure. only cleansing radiation can save our species.....
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Male 467
It`s awesome how they`re all stupid. It`s good to know that the strip joints of this fine world will not have to shut down due to lack of employee material.
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Male 25,416
yay for dumb people!
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Male 561
up is relative to ones perception,as is truth.
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Male 233

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Female 876
is this real?
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Female 58
Maybe we`ll all get lucky ad they will just fly right off the face of the planet someday.
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Female 188
I used to thing that when I was 4 years old.
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Female 901
Are... are some people really this stupid..???!?!?!??!?!
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Male 2,441
Holy poo
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Female 728
Is there some intrinsic property of the internet that brings out the retard in people? I don`t think I`ve ever met someone this stupid in person.
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Male 2,893
F*cking DUMBASSES.
AND LEARN TO F*CKING SPELL SH*TTARDS.
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Female 200
Well... from the picture I can see she uses things besides her brain to get anywhere in life, so I`m not really surprised.
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Female 533
wow they could have at least had proper spelling to seem like they had SOME kind of intelligence...
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Male 1,744
i`m so confused
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Male 1,882
I`m reminded of the t-shirt that says "I wish THESE were brains."
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Male 506
SHOW US YOUR TITS JESSICA!
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Male 16
so much stupid going on, my head hurts.
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Male 2,004
the facepalms just wont stop coming
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Female 28
idiots
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Female 80
where the hell did these people learn how to spell..........
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Male 52
" Of course, she is half right. It is a question of relativity. Relative to the ground underneath it, the plane remains in one orientaion, but relative to how the plane would have started at the north pole, it does indeed end up upside down.

If it went back to the north pole carrying on in the same direction, relative to its starting point it would have done a forward roll."

That`s absolutely right, therefore she`s really a genius.
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Male 40,734
I`ve LOLed at these IAB responses soooo much!
Thanks guys & gals! :heart:
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Male 38
woooooooooooooooooooow
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Female 448
My face hurts...and now there`s a palm shaped bruise on it.
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Male 1,526
I refuse to believe this!
This exchange of words, it hurts my hopes.
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Male 12,365
On the plus side for Jessica:

She thought enough to be asking the question.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Wow. Maybe she`s from medieval times and thinks the world is flat. Just maybe... [/quote]

Maybe not, because pretty much everyone throughout recorded history has known the world isn`t flat.

In fact, there`s no real evidence that anyone ever thought it was flat. There are some ancient flat images of it, but we can`t know if that`s because they thought it was flat or because their level of art wasn`t high enough to depict it any better or because it was a symbolic representation for some religious reason.

The size of the Earth was calculated by Eratosthenes ~2200 years ago using nothing more than two sticks and his intellect, an act of brilliance which impresses the hell out of me.
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Male 12,365
I asked this question when I was 5. My mother managed to answer it in a way I understood then. That and the other few million questions. Thanks, mum!
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Female 231
Scotchbomb: I feel the exact same way. The stupidity.. I feel disgusted, amazed, and some what amused.
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Female 463
That was so ridiculous lol I love stupid people :)
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Male 891
Ha Ha Ha
Oh, wow.
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Female 382
what. a. NOOB!
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Female 1,324
nah SarahofBorg, dinosaurs never existed, neither did Lucy (the pronagnon(sp?) or neanderthal(sp?) or something like that...), and everything they teach in school is a lie >>
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Male 20

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Male 126
Well at least she uses actual words, spelled correctly
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Male 49
lmao @ anarchistgod.

everyone needs a friend or two like her just to make you feel better abt yrself sometimes.
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Female 3,562
I sense radical Christian parents raised this idiot who still thinks the world is flat. She probably thinks humans lived with dinosaurs too.
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Male 893
You know that feeling you get when you read something so stupid you don`t know where to begin explaining things? I`m use to that feeling. I feel it every time I read an IAB comment section that deals with politics.

Being an anarchist on IAB is like being an atheist in a room filled with Christians and Muslims.
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Male 313
What I don`t get: Are people really that bad at spelling and we are just noticing that now because of Facebook or are they just lazy? Plain for plane. Are you serious?
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Male 724
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Male 893
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Male 417
"I hope she doesn`t breed. WTF"

Don`t worry, she never told the stork her address.
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Male 391
I hope she winds up winning the Darwin somehow.
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Male 1,625
Sigh... The hope i have for humanity is ripped away everytime i read lamebook post, little by little.
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Male 170
Wow educational epic fail. I didn`t think it would ever come to this.
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Male 91
"Little _____" had the worst spelling ever. o_o
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Male 316
I hope she doesn`t breed. WTF
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Male 699
being stupid is somehow cool in my school, this must be related
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Male 390
first of all....there is no hope for jessica. lets hope she is like jessica alba hot.
as for the rest of them, learn to spell
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Male 197
at first I was thinking, "man, this b*tch is stupid." But then as I read on she got worse and by the end I think she should be taken out behind her house and shot for fear that she may have progeny
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Male 2,229
"well, we we get absolutely overpopulated, we know who we get rid of first...."

LoL, this one just cracks me up, it`s hilarious!
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Male 2,229
She`s a blond retard? right? Mentally challenged? Functionally disabled? On meds? Faked? A troll? A bubbled brained chav? "De-educated right wing loon? An uneducated "redneck" suburbanite?

How can this `user` of technology be that mentally handicapped?
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Male 716
@ a9249

I really wish I knew.
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Male 418
playing stupid cuz she thinks its cute or funny or sumthing
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Male 39
are you drating kidding me? how does a country allow this level of ignorance through their school system?
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Male 886
I need friends like these!:D

I would finally be the smart one of the group!XD
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Female 285
...D: *Twitch* *Twitch*.
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Male 958
Its drating simple. get a beach ball and a car show her it go around the drating ball and show her why you dont go upside down. Now if you where at the south pole and went on ur head on the other side at north pole you would be perfectly standing.
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Male 970

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Male 487
i think i just dropped a few IQ points by reading that...
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Male 312
"I can`t believe that the "smart" one is such a bad speller. "

I thought the same thing.

And I want to kill some idiots now
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Male 2,344
They did an awful job of explaining it, too.
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Male 2,056
well, we we get absolutely overpopulated, we know who we get rid of first....
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Male 417

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Male 3,755
I can`t believe that the "smart" one is such a bad speller.
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Male 376
Mother of god...
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Male 2,796
Wow, a whole bunch of dumb little bitches that need to just die. Seriously... why does the world need people this stupid in it? It just makes zero sense.

No joking, not being sarcastic... I really do want to see these stupid people die horrible and painful deaths.
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Male 419
omg see these are the type of people that piss me off so much :P
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Female 202
Idiots.
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Male 2,552
That right there, that is hilarious.
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Male 724
F*cking gravity, how does that work?
And I don`t wanna talk to a scientist...
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Male 1,313
It`s a miracle, yo!

That these stupid motherf#ckers have managed to stay alive so long.
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Male 78
Did she come in a time machine from the 13th century?
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Female 59
I don`t even understand Jessica`s theory!
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Male 724
"gravaty meens ther no up side down..."

Just..f*cking......wow.

I failed every class in middle and high school, smoked weed for about 3 years, yet I still know more than these people? There`s a question for you to answer.
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Male 85
WE FOUND HER!!! Ladies and gentlemen, it`s with a heavy heart that I present to you, THE dumbest person IN THE WORLD.
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Female 515
Wow; the one explaining gravity needs a SERIOUS grammar lesson. I struggled my way through that one!
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Male 185
Argh my head!
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Male 555
Jessica`s friends could use a lesson in spelling...
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Male 593
I used to be surrounded by idiots like this... thankfully now I only have to see them on FB :) And I never will delete them because I like to laugh at their stupidity XD
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Male 496
I keep thinking about this and I can`t understand why you would think the plane would have to flip upside down... not sure what that says about me but...
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Male 1,920
@NitroJunkie

"I don`t want to live on this planet anymore."

Just keep walking south, u will fall off eventually.
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Male 38
At least she`s using the BRITISH spelling for airplane (aeroplane). This means that we Americans can disown this one. Then there was the recent post with the British weatherman flipping the bird. We must be exporting stupid to them.
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Male 185
I saw another one today about where the moon goes... Is this poo for real? We`re getting this stupid? Or are these just really young people that haven`t made it through, what, 3rd grade?
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Male 795
We`re all doomed.
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Male 183
Of course, she is half right. It is a question of relativity. Relative to the ground underneath it, the plane remains in one orientaion, but relative to how the plane would have started at the north pole, it does indeed end up upside down.

If it went back to the north pole carrying on in the same direction, relative to its starting point it would have done a forward roll.
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Male 1,240
@davy: Isn`t that a bit unfair? The second individual would be much smarter than Primetimekin.
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Male 326
She should have taken a science class or two in junior high.
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Female 843
Haha, I know a Jessica and Stephanie and both are really that freaking stupid. Coincidence?
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Male 394
Well, she`s still very eligible for president.
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Female 839
i know people this stupid
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Male 876
Jessica is one dumbass chick... I hope she`s hot, or else she`s screwed for life.
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Male 97
@MinaTheBoa, because birds don`t have the mental capacity to think about complex problems like that. COmplex being relative to the being.
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Male 333
Get this girl a gravity for dummies book stat!
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Male 519
make sure none of those people have kids !
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Male 14
this one is stupid as drat
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Female 23
Now I`m confused....I thought we were supposed to be the smartest beings on earth.....even a bird knows it won`t be upside down when in crosses into the southern hemisphere.....
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Male 5,314
i hope this is a cruel cruel joke
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Male 758
I don`t want to live on this planet anymore.
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Female 511
Holy drat.... are people really this stupid? I can`t believe this was a serious conversation.
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Male 1,081
Can`t even spell plane...
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Female 107
SirFerret Said: "Yep, final straw. After seeing this i now plan to chug a bottle of Xanax jump off a cliff, and shoot myself halfway down."

Yeah, but how can you do that without going upside down?
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Male 328
My IQ dropped 5 points just by reading this.
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Male 2,669
I can rest easy now that America`s future is in capable hands.
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Male 130
i have just lost all faith in humanity...this is basic facts about out reality....im getting the noose i dont want to be part of this poo world any more
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Female 3,574
At least she admits she`s an idiot lol
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Male 15,510
I think we all lost some IQ points just to read that :-(
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Male 680
This reminds me when people don`t get why in a aeroplain if you jump you don`t go flying to the back of the plain. Find it so annoying explaining that.
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Male 12,138
"Jessica" and "Little" are both semi-retarded. Jessica has a basic grasp of english, but not science. Little seems to understand the basics of science, but is f*cking illiterate.

I propose we gene-splice the two of them together, then re-separate into two individuals. One will be a whole, entirely normal, average person, and the other will be Primetimekin.
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Male 394
`The good question is how did she come to think about that question at all.`

Both her neurons connected long enough to formulate the question, but not the answer.
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Female 1,329
The good question is how did she come to think about that question at all.
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Male 63
Yep, final straw. After seeing this i now plan to chug a bottle of Xanax jump off a cliff, and shoot myself halfway down.
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Male 4,807
Thay are all stupeed and ingnint cause day can`t speel worth a crape
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Male 394
@Homegrown71 `...ummm, not even a comment on her stupidity will make me feel better about this because in every instance they try to shorten airplane and end up spelling it wrong. Plane...not plain...airplane...not aeroplane, and even if it is aeroplane in another country or whatnot how do you get PLAIN from aeroPLANE.`

Aeroplane is the proper spelling in British English, while airplane is American English. Both are correct. Yet another spelling is æroplane.
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Male 1,312
Jem is just sitting there like "F***ing really?"
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Male 224
...ummm, not even a comment on her stupidity will make me feel better about this because in every instance they try to shorten airplane and end up spelling it wrong. Plane...not plain...airplane...not aeroplane, and even if it is aeroplane in another country or whatnot how do you get PLAIN from aeroPLANE.
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Male 394
@Arbitner20 `Wow. Maybe she`s from medieval times and thinks the world is flat. Just maybe...`

Actually, it was common knowledge duting the Middle Ages that the Earth was round, it was even semi-accepted by the Church.
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Male 3,482
I was hoping there`s be some under-boob involved...

I was sadly mistaken.
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Female 347
This is why there needs to be government regulated breeding.
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Male 2,034
"Little" needs to learn how to spell...

jokeing
rally
exsplain
gravaty
pulin
meens
neva
coz
bottem
plain [plane]
agen
ther

If the English language was a person, it just got butt-raped.
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Male 39,893
wait... Australia ISN`T upside down? Then why is it "down under" ?
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Male 975
O wow....
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Female 149
...o_o
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Female 3,696
Poor poor Jessica. Thank God it looks like you`re pretty?
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Female 48
Jessica is a moron.
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Male 14,331
Jess has a bright future in exotic dancing.
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Male 39
What`s sad is that there`s probably millions of people just like Jessica and Stephanie out there.
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Female 1,682
...Seriously? Come on. This is horrible.
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Male 541
i don`t think there was one smart person in that whole conversation. Really, how hard is it to spell "gravity" or "upside down"?
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Male 332
Wow. Maybe she`s from medieval times and thinks the world is flat. Just maybe...
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Female 2,674
Ack the idiocy x_x
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Male 20,901
Link: Facebook: Jessica Gets Lesson In Gravity [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey Jessica`s friends, don`t bother trying to explain anything--she`s never going to get it.
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