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Date: 08/31/10 12:07 PM

98 Responses to Facebook Commas Are Your Friend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Shadow_Fox14
    Shadow_Fox14 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Link: Facebook Commas Are Your Friend - One comma would have changed this sentence`s meaning entirely.
  2. Profile photo of Ktipr
    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    doesnt work here
  3. Profile photo of Irun
    Irun Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Commas are your friends people:

    Ex: Women without her man is useless

    Can be made into

    1) Women, without her, man is useless
    2) Women, without her man, is useless

    Use the power of the comma wisely young child.
  4. Profile photo of AcemanJones
    AcemanJones Male 30-39
    81 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Dead link.
  5. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    am I the only 1 thats not seeing anything ?
  6. Profile photo of dddoug
    dddoug Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I don`t see anything. try a repost.
  7. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Broken?
  8. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    You really can`t beat dratin` a dude. Good sentiment.
  9. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    hehe
  10. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Oh I noticed the "is" mistake at first but didn`t notice the "dratin a dude". Actually does it really matter if he`s doing a dude guess he`s having fun and that`s nice.
  11. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    i think he needs a dash, not a comma...uckin-a.....
  12. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    using the phrase "f*cking a" and the word "dude" together only works while speaking, not typing- technically i guess you could say hes correct in his comma usage- i agree on a rephrase tho
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Reminds me of chuggo.

    AAAAH! COME ON drat A GUY
  14. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Nuthn better!
  15. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Let`s eat Grandpa!
    Let`s eat, Grandpa!

    Commas save lives everyday.
  16. Profile photo of grom1203
    grom1203 Female 40-49
    25 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    F*ckin A DUDE!
    :-D
    Too FUNNY
  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    i see it
  18. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    see this is the kind of stuff that makes IAB great, an idiot making an a$$ out of himself;-)
  19. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    He is in a third-floor hot tub - maybe there isn`t a typo here.
  20. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    dratin A, dude in deed
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9254 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    But what if he`s really f**king a dude?
  22. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    @Gorgack

    lol, where the do you find these songs?

    "you see that kid stealin`, that was a thief"
  23. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm
  24. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    adding to what Jasonbobdude said:
    Think of what time it is too...the sun is rising.
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    >>i think he needs a dash, not a comma...uckin-a.....

    Yeah, it`s "*ucking-A"
    Dratting IAB drat filters
  26. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Drinkin outta cups, bein a bitch
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Ouch. Thats gotta hurt.
  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Actually AnarchistGod, there shouldn`t be a comma after Jack. It`s the capital letters that change the meaning in that sentence, not the punctuation.
  29. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    @duffytoler
    i think he needs a dash
    I do believe that`s a hyphen.
  30. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Punctuation AND spelling, should be "f**kin` eh"
  31. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Well if it was "helping your uncle, Jack, off his horse", then that would make sense. As it is, that poster fails. Is it ironic?
  32. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    @almightybob1
    You`re right. I failed.
  33. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Mista balloon hands
  34. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I dun need no grammer, imma `murikan.
  35. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    That is nice, that way they can both watch the sunrise.
  36. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    F*cking A your grammar sucks.
  37. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Maybe he did it on purpose..
  38. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    At least capitalize the A.
  39. Profile photo of Cabal
    Cabal Male 30-39
    12 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Maybe he was just coming out of the closet.
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    She really fuc*ed her grammar teacher to pass that class
  41. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    it`s spelled "Eh" not "A". Trust me, i`m canadian. We invented the word.
  42. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    the hell is this person trying to say otherwise?
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    meh...
  44. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    I find it interesting that we have "F`ing A" here in America, and Canada has "F`ing Eh".

    Seriously, this is one of those times where a comma would`ve changed everything.

    It reminds me a lot of "let`s eat grandma" and "let`s eat, grandma".
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    F*cking a dude is not that uncommon in my neighborhood
  46. Profile photo of hateonyou
    hateonyou Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    hes trying to say "f.uckin a" its just an expression. like omg. sweet. hell yeah. you know, random.
  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Are you kidding? That`s a perfect start to a day!
  48. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    maybe that`s his way of coming out to the world. no need to judge...
  49. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    So.. am I to understand that Ryan is NOT a queer? F-ing a dude is F-ing a dude! I don`t see how a comma is going to change that. F-ing, a dude? F-ing a, dude?
  50. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I do not want to be a grammar nazi or a troll but, are you all retarded? There is no need for another comma there, he just needs to change the part of the sentence "the sun rise is the hot tub" to "Watching the sun rise IN the hot tub".
    Can`t we all just pay a little more attention in our English classes?
    That is all ^_^.
  51. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    He meant to say, " drating a, dude." As in, "drating awesome, dude." or something like that

    "f*cking ay. dude." say it outloud
  52. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    156 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    I believe the asteric (`) may be what`s missing.Possible a hyphen would suffice.
    As in: dratin`-A, Dude.
  53. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    @mykunter

    Have you seriously never heard the phrase "F*ckin A"? It`s basically the same as "damn right" or "hell yeah".

    Also I really wish this site would get rid of the swear filter.
  54. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    What was he trying to say in the first place?!
  55. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    The sun rise is a hot tub? ill have 3 of what hes on
  56. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Lamiacraoar, he`s saying that he`s having sex with another male. It`s not a comma the sentence needs, but how did you skip completely over that?
  57. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    He`s right though.
  58. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Maybe he was actually fu*king a dude?
  59. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Feefee: I don`t really think he meant that he was having sex with a male. I think he was more saying "dratin A, dude" And not that he was actually "dratin a dude". In which case, the WHOLE sentence should be reworked because; for some reason, no one in this entire world has the ability to use correct grammar. Which is sad, but again I do not wish to be a grammar Nazi.
    I just find it annoying that people are actually too lazy to use Grammar.
  60. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Was the hot tub dratn a dude?
  61. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Maybe it is poetry, I don`t think you have to use correct grammar for poetry.
  62. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    @Lamiacraor if you do not wanna be a grammar nazi then do not complain about other people`s grammar. DUH! No one thinks you are smart because you point out others grammar mistakes. Makes you look like a jackass.
  63. Profile photo of saruh_bebop
    saruh_bebop Female 18-29
    25 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    f*ck*ng LOL
  64. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Oh come on, drating dudes cannot be beat. Especially hot dudes
  65. Profile photo of BalenWest
    BalenWest Male 40-49
    22 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Wow, instant homosexuality, just add bad sentence structure!
  66. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    punctuation, the difference between going to your cousin`s wedding and your cousins` wedding
  67. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    haha i just got it, he means like "f*$kin eh` dude." At first i just figured he liked to screw dudes on balconies as the sun rises.
  68. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    that sounds so good...never mind the sentence structure! lol
  69. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Oh come on, drating dudes cannot be beat. Especially hot dudes

    ---

    This is a true statement.
  70. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    actually a comma would have made it even more awkward. the punctuation you are looking for is a period.
  71. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    @xXamwxxXx-the eh` made me think you were Canadian. Good job, sir!
  72. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    "Effin` a" is such a retarded phrase anyway.
  73. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    I don`t see a problem here.
  74. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    "actually a comma would have made it even more awkward. the punctuation you are looking for is a period."

    Really? Because "dratin a dude" and "dratin a, dude" have two completely different meanings. Clearly, the original is a bit awkward.
  75. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    I do not want to be a grammar nazi or a troll but, are you all retarded? There is no need for another comma there, he just needs to change the part of the sentence "the sun rise is the hot tub" to "Watching the sun rise IN the hot tub".
    Can`t we all just pay a little more attention in our English classes?
    Yeah, kinda missed the point there. If you`re the only one "not retarded", then I`ll stay over here with all the retards, thanks.
  76. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    should of said effin aye
  77. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    Maybe it wasn`t a typo. Some people like to just "rip the band aid off."
  78. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    He might have meant to write "in" instead of "is" but, then again, he might be high. IDK.
  79. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    I`m surprised by all the people that `don`t see problem here`.

    Actually, it downright scares me.

    Although, I do agree... You can`t beat fuucking a dude. B)
  80. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Even if you are drating a dude, it still seems nice
  81. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    And the problem of "dratin a dude" is...? Sounds like a good night to me!
  82. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:18 am
    This made my day! Hahaha
  83. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:53 am
    again i question why i can read the word fuuck but not say it on iab
  84. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:29 am
    actually the words f.uckin not f.uck.
  85. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:52 am
    lol it took me a sec lol they r so rite about the other comma lol
  86. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:56 am
    I think he is trying to say "F.ucking A!!!! Dude
  87. Profile photo of kylecass
    kylecass Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:48 am
    AKWARD
  88. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
    supposed to be "in" instead of "is"

    Very simple?
  89. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    no s8tan,
    there should be a comma after f*cking a.
  90. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    That phrase is seriously retarded anyway, so it makes sense that idiots are using it like that :)
  91. Profile photo of liljerzy
    liljerzy Male 18-29
    66 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    dave you fail s8tan has the pedophile bear as his pic
  92. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    yes we all get that he put the wrong word, but "drating a dude, can`t beat that." should stand out a lot more to you than "...the sun rise is the hot tub..."
  93. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    oh fu(kin a : dude cant be beat lol.
  94. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:51 am
    lmao
  95. Profile photo of x4XDCX4x
    x4XDCX4x Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Sounds like a god day to me
  96. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:48 am
    I think he means what he says his friends just can`t except he is gay
  97. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    lol good thinkin outside the box KMRocky

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