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Date: 08/05/10 04:02 PM

60 Responses to Every Lightsaber Ignition & Retraction

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Link: Every Lightsaber Ignition & Retraction - We never knew how many phallic symbols there were in the Star Wars movies...
  2. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    well how else would the beam come out. atlest its not a limp stick that erects into a saber
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Well that was incredibly pointless. I want my 2:26 back.
  4. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    MAKE IT STOP :O
  5. Profile photo of Mooberry
    Mooberry Female 18-29
    94 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Why the hell did i just watch that?
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    wow, there was a hell of a lot more lightsabering in the prequels.
  7. Profile photo of Tu_Papi
    Tu_Papi Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I am now more bored than when I arrived.
  8. Profile photo of afropick3000
    afropick3000 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    for some reason, i don`t know why. that was awesome!
  9. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    *pew* *pew* :D
  10. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    and what exactly is so special about this ?
  11. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    some of the ppl who put them away didnt appear to get them out?? were they born with it on? lol
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    how was that dick related?
  13. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    "Why the hell did i just watch that?"

    exactly what I was thinking.
  14. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Lightsabers are dangerous. How do you know you won`t accidently smack and burn your someones face when you turn it on?

    (Psst. I dunno if "burn" is the right word to use, I know NOTHING about Star Wars)
  15. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    wow. completely pointless
  16. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    You seriously have to TRY to think about dicks when you watch this.
  17. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm


    "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let`s see how well you handle it."
  18. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    For me, that was a total waste of time. But, I`m sure that somewhere, there are at least 200 fat guys with Cheeto`s stained fingers and bad acne in their mother`s basements, sprouting raging hardons over this.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    ...I`m disappointed in whoever made this. How long did they have to spend going through all those movies just to make this pos?
  20. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    They definitely missed several.
    When the Emperor is egging Luke on to strike him down on the Second Death Star as his friends are dying in space. And then Vader stops him with his crimson blade, while the Emperor cackles in "victory". Where was THAT one?
  21. Profile photo of GroupW
    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    I always figured a lot of fans splooged their pants when they saw Darth Maul unleash the double saber. On the other hand they left out the coolest use of the saber: Qui-Gon Jinn burning through a door.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    @Pooptart19- Spaceballs, FTW!
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    969 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    "...I`m disappointed in whoever made this. How long did they have to spend going through all those movies just to make this pos?"

    This times 1000
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    "Well that was incredibly pointless. I want my 2:26 back."

    Request denied, you knew exactly what this clip was going to be about and still decided to watch it, so stop whining.
  25. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Pooptart, that`s exactly what I was thinking!
  26. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Why????
  27. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    SWEEEEEEEETTTTT.
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Soooo boooorring
  29. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    not sure how its "phallic symbols", you know, unless your penis is made of controlled plasma
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    E®IC needs to get a life.
  31. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    The only thing I got from this video is that there were like 50 times as many ignitions and retractions in eps 1-3 than there were in eps 4-6. Do I win? Was that the point of this video? Do I get a cookie, or + 1 internet?
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    so many!
  33. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    So the quality of the Star Wars movie is inversely proportional to how many lightsabers are ignited?

    The More You Know(tm)
  34. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    wow...this is pathetic...it`s just a bunch of lightsabers in a bunch of movies, people (no disrespect to the star wars saga, i LOVE it)


    grow up...seriously
  35. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    I just jizzed in my pants...so many times... kidding
  36. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    what`s the scene at 42 with the backflip off the bike and attacking qui gon? is that in the deleted scenes?
  37. Profile photo of Eroneus
    Eroneus Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    Neeerdy goodness lol
  38. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    @ about 2:10, 2:11 the scene cuts, why??
  39. Profile photo of enthrzn
    enthrzn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    Anyone else notice that the video is NOT in chronological order? It`s actually in the order the movies were released in.
  40. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    Notice how many lightsabers are in the Prequels?
  41. Profile photo of Armond
    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:27 am
    @Davio, it does that in the original movies too. Same with the ignition (~0:27). I blame fail technology.

    @enthrzn: The prequels are inferior. They shouldn`t even have been included. Putting them in second place is a moderately acceptable alternative.
  42. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:49 am
    I don`t get it. Can you explain??
  43. Profile photo of ikinanimas
    ikinanimas Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:00 am
    It`s much funnier if you think of every ignition as an erection and retraction = roosterblock
  44. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:30 am
    @ enthrzn
    yeah, it`s in chronological order based on the order of the movies
  45. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:35 am
    Those looked more fake then I remember, are they supposed to be flat?
  46. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:40 am
    The main thing I took away from this is that they massivly overused the lightsaber in the prequel films.
  47. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:33 am
    How could they overuse something that was used MUCH more in the time frame of the prequels?

    That`s like saying a WWII movie used too many Nazis in it.
  48. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:34 am
    @cornflakegrl

    what is there not to get, its kind of simple..."Midwest US" ooooh thats why
  49. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:06 am
    It`s not that they used them a lot more in the prequels, they just showed the extension/retraction a lot more. In the original trilogy almost all of the extensions/retractions happened off screen. Why? Because it was much more difficult to film the activation before CGI. It was a freeze-frame type shot where everyone in the scene would have to hold perfectly still while a stagehand swapped the retracted sabre with the extended one, and then animating the blade extension on the film by hand, one frame at a time. CGI made it a lot easier - in the prequels, EVERY extension and retraction occurs on screen.
    HTH~
  50. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:25 am
    shappy wins the Nerd Award. Keep it up! :D
  51. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:30 am
    I love Mace Windu`s purple lightsaber
  52. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    hehehe Dooku`s curves to the left....
  53. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    oooooh `retraction` is the opposite!!!
  54. Profile photo of Solastor
    Solastor Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:20 am
    I feel like a douche-nerd for saying it, but they missed a heck-ton.
  55. Profile photo of 7991687
    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:14 am
    too much time on erics hands!!!
  56. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    could have been made so much more entertaining
  57. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Why did it say chronological if it`s not?
  58. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Pretty cool, but it wouldn`t be much use against a .45 auto.
  59. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 11:55 am
    If a lightsabre would deflect a shot from a blaster, I`m sure it would easily deflect a .45 slug. ;-)
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:06 am
    I need a Lightsaber.

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