Ducks` Bills: You Never Even Noticed [Pic]

Submitted by: 134 7 years ago in Funny

You"ve seen a million ducks in your lifetime, but you never noticed what their bills look like, did you?
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Female 449
People like Ace Mazta make me lose hope for humanity.
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Male 336

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Male 411
duks r cool
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Female 296
dude i don`t see it.... oh thats quite odd.
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Male 699
i`ve never seen that king of duck
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Male 119
lol i can not un-see it either
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Male 25,416
nope
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Male 2,868
Duh- that`s because they evolved from dogs.
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Male 312
What has been seen, cannon be unseen.
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Male 686
I CANT UNSEE IT
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Male 1,370
All ducks are secretly trying to be great danes, and when you think about it it sure is sad.
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Female 2,695
wait but not all ducks/billed creatures have the dark spot at the end?
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Female 3,828
OH EM GEE. this is awesome! i`ll never look at ducks the same way ever again! favourited :-)
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Male 368
I can never look at a duck again
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Male 211
suure is /b/ in here
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Male 34
I agree with Volsunga. This reminded me of the Keaton Mask from Ocarina of Time.
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Male 286
nice matt,nice.
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Female 293
ducks are only good for 2 things. quacking and crapping. i never found them to be a good pet.
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Male 2,220
Aw, don`t be so fowl tempered.
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Male 237
shut up
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Male 2,220
Of course he wears a mask - he`s nothing but a ringed wapist!
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Female 149
:O!!!! That`s... kinda amazing.

And wow I`d like to have a mallard sleep on my pillow too, they`re so cute.
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Female 8,127
Being as I have a mallard sleep on my pillow each night- most mallards have splodgy brownish markings on their bills. Drakes are more evenly coloured than ducks though. He is a handsome chap though- goes all gooey. I adore ducks!
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Male 2,688
I`ll never look at a Mallard the same way again...
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Female 193
Mallard = all ducks? o-o
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Male 2,085
@idiotfilter: once you see it, you will never not see it again. Don`t every watch Castaway, that is all you will see in the damn movie!
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Female 430
woooow amazing
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Male 970
anybody else read "Balls"?
I am really confused, because i was really convinced this article was about the testicles of ducks.
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Male 6,693
Wow. I love it.
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Male 87
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 1,067
"This was on /b/ last night. Please tell me you`re not stealing from 4chan now?"

What do you mean "now"?
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Male 187
This was on /b/ last night. Please tell me you`re not stealing from 4chan now?
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Female 74
WOAH
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Male 53
Noooo ... another tiny part of my brain screwed by the internet! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Male 593
Woof goes the duck!
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Male 1,547
Reminds me more of the Keaton Mask from Ocarina of Time.
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Male 348
Now that`s all I can see :(
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Male 123
Goddamnit every time I see a duck now...
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Male 383
Oh poo... took me about 30 minutes of staring at it but I see it now ;_;
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Male 2,893
No.........
Not really.......
And besides, they are wearing it wrong.
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Male 1,744
wait, that means ducks have 4 EYES!!! AHHHH!
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Male 111
adlinbaby, a fox maybe, deffs a coyote i reckon
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Male 731
Holy poo.
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Male 103
Looks like Keaton to me too. Damn yellow mask.
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Male 550
AHAHAAA! Dude! That`s drating sick! XD
I will never look at ducks the same
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Female 404
hmm I see more of a fox
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Male 724
Also, I remember reading about that FedEx arrow in an article. Now, every time I see a FedEx truck, I can`t help but notice that damn arrow!
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Male 724
CANNOT BE UNSEEN


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Male 91
omg. im freaking out.
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Female 1,690
trippyyy
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Male 303
Sorta like the new pepsi logo.
Its all i will think of now when i see it.

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Female 3,696
ahhh!!! Dog!
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Male 134
"What has been seen cannot be unseen... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"

FUUUU- i agreeeeeeeee
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Male 96
thanks a lot you pricks now i can never look to a duck without noticing
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Male 5,189
Uhhhh.
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Male 6
What has been seen cannot be unseen... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
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Female 535
I`m always surprised at how many people don`t know of the FedEx arrow.
Plus, this is cute. Ducks and dogs.
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Male 325
If I aim for the "mask" and shoot that off instead of the head, it can`t eat and I still win.
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Male 4,793
does anybody else realize these fedex pictures say `federal express express` no? just me? ok.
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Male 285
duck ass freaks
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Female 2,352
Tiny floating dog head. .nothing weird about that.
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Male 9
"Not hard enough dude:"

I see it!
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Male 1,054
ducks came first, so clearly, scotty dogs were bred to look like ducks.
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Male 234
That`s what I was thinking Delos! lol
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Male 12,138
vv "i was gonna say "DAMN YOU SCFAN!" but.....there is no easily identifiable arrow in the fedex logo...i even looked hard...."

Not hard enough dude:

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Female 38
hahahha thats hilariousss never noticed thatttt! awesome.
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Male 205
looks more like Keaton from the Zelda series, to me...
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Male 109
@idiotfilter
The E connecting to the X... Hm...?
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Male 15,510
Yellow cartoonish dog
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Male 312
Seriously ducks, no one is buying it
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Male 3,915
i was gonna say "DAMN YOU SCFAN!" but.....there is no easily identifiable arrow in the fedex logo...i even looked hard....
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Male 5,314
FUUUUUUUU CANNOT UNSEE!!!!!
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Male 40,266
i`m looking at my dog to see if I can see a duck in his nose
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Male 2,085
Great, now it will be obnoxiously noticeable, like the arrow in the Fed Ex logo.
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Female 836
It`s so people will mistake them for a dog, come duck season.
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Female 4,376
brix were shat.
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Male 509
This made me come out of my post-Death Note stupor... (just finished watching the series and I can`t believe how it ended... I`ve been staring at my comp for like 5 minutes)
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Female 275
Yeah, pretty much just mallards. But still, those suckers are everywhere.
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Male 5,194
Creepy, creepy dog masks.
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Male 351
@danthew: You dun goof`d.
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Male 12,138
Not ALL ducks...

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Male 497
cant be unseen......
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Male 2,121
The consequences will never be the same...
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Male 286
Why didn`t I....How..... I never realized that! The ducks will never look the same.
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Male 4,807
coffeekoneko
"I think this was on 4chan like 4 years ago..."


Then go back to 4chan, get some fresh stuff and submit it to IAB.

Something from like 2 years ago if you don`t mind.
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Male 768
But, I don`t think I`ve ever really seen a duck`s bill that close and in detail. Why would I have noticed something I haven`t even seen?
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Female 245
X( i hate when you see things that you cant unsee. you have ruined ducks for me. forever.
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Male 2,441
Or that dogs are wearing duck bills?
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Male 258
Explains the pubs called `The Dog and Duck` in the UK. Now I need to pull half a duck bill off to check if you`re lying to me.
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Male 4,680
LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Male 213
haha went to bing and looked up duck bills, then i screamed " THEY`RE EVERYWHERE!!!"
now everyone in my house is looking at me like I`m crazy... 0.o
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Male 415
cant unsee
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Female 965
OMFG. :-O This is all I`ll notice from now on.
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Female 718
:O I`m so glad I`m not stoned or anything cause that would have blown my mind...
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Male 1,226
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I think I just lost the game.
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Female 1,008
I think this was on 4chan like 4 years ago...
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Male 225
lol! so awesome
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Female 446
ohmygoodness.
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Male 4,290
HOLY FU-
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Female 854
OMG Must share with EVERYONE‼
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Male 575
Man, what?
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Male 299
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