Don`t Be A Spock, Be A Uhura [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Adjust your workstation accordingly and be a happier employee.
There are 31 comments:
Female 986
That`s awesome. :) Makes me think of a lamebook post that had "Dear Twilight Fans, Thanks for finally making us look sane. Signed, Trekkies." Haha It is funny because it is so true.
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Male 224
We know we hire star trek nerds, lets make the learning material relevant to their lives XD.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 275
This is posted at the Lawrence Berkeley labs at UC Berkeley. That`s my hood baby! My friend emailed it to me when it got posted at the LBL and now a copy is hanging over my desk at work.
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Female 94
@janus_games you have to look really hard cause some are even in denial
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Male 294
@DutchShoes why can`t I find girls like you? lol
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Female 2,927
@green batman- spock is also a green blooded vulcan whos life span and age cycle is a lot longer and slower than a human`s i figure that has to be a factor too.
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Female 94
but if Spock changed his workstation how would I have checked out that fine Vulcan ass for 3 seasons?
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Female 728
It`s actually healthier for people to work standing up. Sitting down for long periods, particularly over the course of years, leads to things like lower metabolism (due to being sedentary), varicose veins, blood clots, and all of the troubles associated with those things. Spock would theoretically be healthier in the long run, as he does a lot more moving around on the job. And Spock is more fit in his older age than Uhura. :P
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Male 6,694
Poor Spock with his bad back.
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Male 14
love the e-mail address
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 731
Seriously, why did the science officer have to deal with poo like that?
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Male 722
That`s highly illogical.
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Male 9,306
I always wondered if Nemoy had back problems...
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Female 21
Why should Spock adjust his monitor? Kirk thinks it`s fine just the way it is ;P
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Male 757
Mabey that is comfy for a Vulcan.
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Male 2,893
Spock can do whatever the hell he wants damn it.
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Male 648
Who wouldnt want to be Spock...with his mind melding and death grips.
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Male 76
But in all fairness maybe Spock`s monitor was at an ergonomically correct placement for a Vulcan.
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Female 316
Uhura was, and still is, THE QUEEN of the Trek Universe, IMHO. Smart, sexy, and ergonomically correct. Can`t beat it.
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Male 1,625
Trekkies can suck it.
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Male 915
what about being uhura`s urethera?
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Male 2,850
"Email for assistance? Yeah, cause moving a computer`s height is oh-so-hard."

What about the disabled? Or those with bad backs? Or if they`re using heavy CRT monitors?

Numbnuts.
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Female 1,181
i have to agree... i`d rather be spock if forced to make the choice...
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Male 37,902
I`d be Uhura but I don`t think the dress would fit me.
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Male 411
@gorgack2000 Ahahaha ya I agree..who wants to be Uhura?
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Male 4,680
But what if I WANT to be a spock?
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Female 1,071
Email for assistance? Yeah, cause moving a computer`s height is oh-so-hard. Unless maybe you would need help getting rid of spock ears and turning into a black woman from a white vulcan.
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Male 2,670
I find my workstation is poo, Captain. Adjust it, or I will surely go all illogical on your ass.
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Male 19,878
Link: Don`t Be A Spock, Be A Uhura [Pic] [Rate Link] - Adjust your workstation accordingly and be a happier employee.
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