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Date: 08/21/10 10:02 AM

92 Responses to Cute Japanese Girl Speaking English

  1. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Link: Cute Japanese Girl Speaking English - Engrish has never been more funny.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:14 am
    That was cute.
  3. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:15 am
    XD, I love hearing other people learn english but I bet she speaks it better than most high school students can spell. They would say Cheez N frige or something like that.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Finally, Engrish I can touch myself to!
  5. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I thought that they taught English in high school to all Japanese students. Goes to show what I know.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Damn. Even if anyone with that limited english would tell me something thats sad. I`d laugh my ass off :( that would make me a little evil I guess.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Rick_S: They teach French (sometimes Latin and German) in schools here, but most people don`t pick up more then a few odd words.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I hope there is a Japanese show which takes the piss out of English-speaking people trying to speak Japanese.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Even if limited it is good to see they are attempting to learn the language.
  10. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:54 am
    I kinda figured they had dog cheese in Japan.
  11. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:58 am
    My Japanese is much, much worse.
  12. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:59 am
    And might I add, there`s not a fatty among em.
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    regediT Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:01 am
    lolololololololol
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Her english is better than my spanish so I can`t say much .
  15. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:13 am
    More funny? Funnier.
  16. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:15 am
    takes me back to my years in Japan. I was lucky enough to be young enough to have learned the language easily, but, of sadly, I`ve lost most of it now. I tried to relearn it a few years ago, and it was much, much harder.
    Oh, and for truth in advertising...yes, this girl is cute!
  17. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:18 am
    What I learned from this is if I learn Japanese, I could get a job on a crazy Japanese game show.
    Hooray!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:18 am
    man, that had me laugh so hard. i remember learning japanese, so i could only imagine it being at least as hard for them to learn english.
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    astralomega Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:30 am
    So she was shocked when she put her hand into the fridge to get osme cheese to eat but her Mum said... it`s dog cheese? (Maybe that cheese is for the dog?)
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "And might I add, there`s not a fatty among em."

    Of course not. It`s a game show. All the women in Japanese gameshows are tiny and hot.
  21. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Good thing I wasn`t the host dude of that show... I have yellow fever, and there were some NICE ladies in that room...

    [quote">I thought that they taught English in high school to all Japanese students. Goes to show what I know.[/quote">
    They do. But it`s like with English students learning another language. It goes in until the tests, then they forget it all, lol. Except, it`s actually harder, since the languages are so completely different...

    And I think this was posted here awhile back, but there`s another show with a similar idea. The difference being... You laugh, you lose. And if you lose, you get whipped in the ass. Too bad it was all guys though... *sadface*

    I LOVE Japanese game shows...
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    refijulatah XD it`s so funny when japanese speakers can`t say R words
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    They`re lucky to have such a cute sensei.
  24. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Well... hand in cheese?
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Something tells me all Asians have have problems with their l(s) and r(s).

    Its kind of a pain cause there is an l in my name and half of my fam can`t pronounce my name correctly.
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    17945 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    At least I understood some of this, unlike most of these clips.
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    my god he`s laughing right in their faces.
  28. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Somehow this would be a lot less hilarious and embarrasing as compared to some American trying to speak Japanese. Just like Ninja Warrior compared to Wipeout.
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    SirFerret Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Amusing
  30. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Mother talk dog cheese! :D
  31. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    English is an incredibly hard language to learn.
  32. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    @ Boomsie, no it`s not, I spoke it when I was like 8 0__o"
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I lurrrvvee Japanese girls.
    Also, at least they don`t have really abrasive voices like the American girls you get yelling bodge Japanese in an attempt to be cute.
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    entwife Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    I give props to anyone who tries to learn a second language. It`s hard! No matter what language it is (I guess English and Mandarin are some of the hardest new languages to pick up though). White boy in the video had good Japanese though :)
  35. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    @Boomsie: "English is an incredibly hard language to learn."

    Are you serious? It`s one of the most simple western languages out there. You want hard? Try German or French. Those are hard. Even the lesser known ones like Dutch are harder. And by the way: nothing is impossible if you set your mind to it ;-)
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    shipyard Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    Kadinski, you obviously don`t know what you are talking about.

    Of all the languages out there to learn, (from a neutral standpoint) English, Japanese, Korean, and Arabic are some of the hardest to learn.

    French and Spanish are only Cat 1 languages, meaning they are easy to pick up in 6-9 months, to a 2/2 level. I can`t remember where German sits, but it`s not very difficult either.
  37. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    @ Kadinsky

    No, no it`s not. At all. English is one of the most difficult languages to learn, aside from a few east asian ones. Seriously.
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    feiku Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Issa: It`s because (at least in Japanese) there is no "l". In words where there is an "l", Japanese tends to use "rr" instead. They just have difficulty forming the sound because it never existed.
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    feiku Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Kadinsky: I`m pretty sure Mandarin and English are the top 2 hardest languages to learn.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    i would be shocked too if my mother ate dog cheese....but that guy`s japanese sounded really good! and i don`t see how it`s hard to repeat a word someone says....even if i don`t know what it means....we`ve known how to make sounds with our mouth since 1st grade....
  41. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    i wanna see more!
  42. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I never thought english was hard to learn. But then, I learned it through TV when i was 4. Thank you TCC!

    I also didn`t think French was hard to learn, but by the time I started learning in 6th grade, I spoke three languages (Swedish, Persian, English).
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    "rifurijureta" :-D
    And yes, that`d actually be how they`d spell it. I`d look up the katakana but I can`t be bothered.

    And to all the people debating about language - English IS one of the hardest languages to learn if it isn`t your first language. Hell, people whose first language it is can`t even use it properly half the time...
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    "My Japanese is much, much worse."

    Same - just about the only full sentence I can say is "You`re an idiot." ("Anata wa baka desu" FYI)
  45. Profile photo of Ascaris
    Ascaris Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I think it depends on people.

    English seemed to me like the easiest language in the world. Even easier than spanish which is much closer to my first language (french).
  46. Profile photo of donjobs
    donjobs Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Me so hawny! Me rove you rong time!
  47. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    And I`m still wondering why no one attacked "dog cheese."
    Is there some place where dog cheese exists?
  48. Profile photo of f4ce73
    f4ce73 Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    "Engrish has never been more funny."

    Funny - to change to a comparative, chage "y" to "i" and add "er" - funnier.

    Engrish has never been funnier.
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    eezle Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    that`s what it sounds like when my mom tries to speak english
  50. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    Ascaris

    English is hard to use because of the irregularities(sp? my native language and i still can`t use it properly) of the verbs. We also have a larger number of words that mean multiple things (to lazy to google the correct term) e.g. the dove dove into the bushes. We also have weird plural rules, and other rules.

    In short (TL;DR) We have rather lax gramatical rules compared to other languages.
  51. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    "We have rather lax gramatical rules compared to other languages."
    Yes but, that is because our vocabulary is made from that of many other languages including Japanese.
    Speaking of which, find a word that rhymes with `orange.`
  52. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Japanese girls are so cute <_< This was funny though.
  53. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    There is a longer version somewhere with the other girls...

    It`s all funny for them until they have to try, lol
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    Volfsokrin Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Points for effort and persistance.
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    Starface333 Female 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    ive met japanese chix and its reel hard to understand em even if u speak jap
  56. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    oh my god it sounds like my martial arts instructor hahaha
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Do all japs cry when they talk?
  58. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Fuc*ing English language, How Does it Work?
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    its all a bunch of clicks and whistles to me.
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    17945 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I know a little bit of German, although most of it is lost on me nowadays. I still remember how to count to 100 in German, though!

    Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Fuenf, Sechs, Sieben, Acht, Neun, Zehn, Elf, Zwolf, etc.

    I`ve been thinking of downloading a program to help me learn some German, though. If even for nothing more than my own amusement.
  61. Profile photo of SidOfOdin
    SidOfOdin Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Damn you. Now I have to jack off.
  62. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Speaking of which, find a word that rhymes with `orange.`
    F*ck you, I`ll MAKE a word that rhymes with `orange.`

    P... No
    Wr... Still not quite...
    Gl... That sounds inappropriate...

    ... You know what? Screw you. I`ll come up with a good one some day.

    I know a little bit of German, although most of it is lost on me nowadays.
    I`m not gonna say it, I`m not gonna say it...

    Dammit, I can`t resist impulses at 2 in the morning.

    HEIL MEIN... Holding back... (Actually, since the German teacher at my old school was a bitch, we used to call her "Frau Hitler." She`d turn her back and we`d all do the salute and stuff like that, lol.)
  63. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    Maybe you should stick with Japanese....
  64. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Cheese in hand eat. Refrigorator.....
  65. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 12:40 am
    I lol`d
  66. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 1:12 am
    Lol...this was really cute.
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    panamex312 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 1:40 am
    WTF is Daniel Tosh doing there?!?
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    Calderis Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 3:17 am
    Mother talk dog cheese... what the holy hell????
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    themetalhead Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 3:26 am
    it was cute that she laughed at herself, i enjoyed this :)
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    TokioKoos Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 7:38 am
    >> Mother talk dog cheese... what the holy hell????

    Her mother said the cheese was actually dog food. Which is why she got shocked.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2010 at 10:41 am
    ROFL
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    laurjendee Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 11:27 am
    He must love his job
  73. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
    i bet there`s a skirt cam somewhere...
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    ha that guy must have a fun life
  75. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    "our vocabulary is made from that of many other languages including Japanese."

    There`s Japanese words in the English language? Not many though... I can only think of tsunami and kamikaze (both of which are often pronounced incorrectly btw). There`s far more English words in common use in Japanese. Watch a subtitled anime and it`s fairly surprising how often you hear a word you know.
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    yumyum1 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    why is he holding the shock sign all through?
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    parmonie Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    @f4ce73 "Funny - to change to a comparative, chage "y" to "i" and add "er" - funnier.

    Engrish has never been funnier."


    Actually, from what I`ve been taught, endings like that usually (notice I said "usually") follow these rules:

    1-syllable words end in -er (e.g., fast is "faster" and not "more fast").
    2-syllable words can have either "more" before it or -er at the end (e.g., "crowded" isn`t "crowdeder," it`s "more crowded"; likewise, "heavy" isn`t normally "more heavy," but "heavier"). It`s more of a preference with 2-syllable words, although some are either one or the other through constant usage.
    3+ -syllable words usually have "more" before it (e.g., "interesting" isn`t "interestinger," it`s "more interesting").

    Obviously there are words that work better on
  78. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    one way than another, but like I said, normally English words follow this pattern, so technically "more funny" can work, but "funnier" is more aesthetically pleasing to the eye and ear.
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    riotDX Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    So THAT`s why I don`t understand a word when chinese people are trying to talk to me
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    mollyscary Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    coole boxeu.
  81. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    That white guy was pretty funny.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    cool!
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Awww the Japanese are so cute. :P
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    Dat1Rican Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2010 at 2:21 am
    I doubted the funny...then LOL`d
  85. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 23, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Hi. Hi. Hi.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2010 at 7:49 am
    As Guam is the most major tourist destination for Japanese, and they love to let loose off their island, I love to board a tourist bus, throw up my hands, and yell "Konichiwa!!!" They go ape-poo.
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    pottersclay Female 30-39
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    August 23, 2010 at 8:04 am
    her trying to speak english and him speaking both languages totally turned me on
  88. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Haha that was so silly.
  89. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Ri-Fu-Ri-Ju-Ri-Ta

    It`s not even that she`s stupid, it just that she can`t fathom how to pronounce letters other than the traditional Japanese letters, which are more like syllables.
  90. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Well Japanese only has less than 200 sounds in the language and English has well... More than I can count. A few THOUSAND at least. These girls are literally having to move their mouths and tongues in COMPLETELY different ways.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    I can understand the part where she kept messing up the order on the words (cheese in hand vs. hand in cheese). It works the same way with French, and I think many other languages as well. English is weird.

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