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Date: 08/31/10 02:03 PM

61 Responses to Creepy Instructions for Hair Product [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of roaaaarrrr
    roaaaarrrr Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Link: Creepy Instructions for Hair Product - Would this even be considered subliminal advertising?
  2. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Heh heh, I have that sitting on my bathroom sink.
  3. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I have this hair gel. I don`t see what`s so wrong with it.
  4. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Looks pretty legit and innocent to me.
  5. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    lol @ sexual innuendos
  6. Profile photo of zachuz
    zachuz Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    finger-rub-spread get it at least i think thats the joke still not funny
  7. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    subliminal? only if you`re 11 and also love a good poop joke...
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    I guess we have to think dirty to get it
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    *sigh of relief*

    I don`t get it so I guess I`m not as pervy as some people here.
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    same as jizz!
  11. Profile photo of Nizar
    Nizar Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    In case you people don`t get it, read it the other way around. Spread, rub, finger. I swear, some people get slower and slower every day XD
  12. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    That would be Axe hair gel.
  13. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Read the top three words as if they were instructions to the amazing female anatomy. Ta-da...
  14. Profile photo of TheFlyingJJ
    TheFlyingJJ Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    thats mine gel!!!
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Axe.
  16. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    @Nizar...No you idiot, it`s the other way around...apparently you haven`t been with a female.
  17. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    meh
  18. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Why are there two c`s in creepy?
  19. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    so unfunny i unlaughed.
  20. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    THIS SUCKS.
  21. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    This is the worst piece of sh*t I`ve seen all day.
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Okay then, moving on...
  23. Profile photo of vixa013
    vixa013 Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 31, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    WTF why is this even posted?
  24. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    how is this even remotely interesting?
  25. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Someone is really not getting laid enough I see.
  26. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    THIS POST pooS AWESOMENESS

    And obviously nobody here is a gay woman... *sigh* you useless people. Carry on.
  27. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    I actually bought some of that stuff (haven`t used it yet, though) and my best friend said the exact same thing
  28. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    This is obviously one of those product lines for young men, like axe or something. I`m sure that is all intentional.
  29. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    O_O I just wasted my time trying to understand the point of this...
  30. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Okaaaaaaayyy......
  31. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    already made a comment back when ax came out with this, meh
  32. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    how is it creepy instructions? seems pretty straight to the point to me
  33. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    4- Say that you love her
  34. Profile photo of Thejade1
    Thejade1 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    shouldn`t it be...reversed?
  35. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    no
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    ...:-|
  37. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    ok i see innuendo in basically everything around me, but that`s ridiculous. boo.
  38. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    axe styling gell
  39. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Why are people so pissed off about this post? Don`t be so uptight that you`re pretending not to get it or that it`s juvenile to laugh at it. Putting the word "finger" into a list of verbs makes it read like a verb. We all know that the verb form of "finger" is sexual. Grow up and laugh at things when they`re funny B-|
  40. Profile photo of c0rRupt3dblu
    c0rRupt3dblu Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:03 am
    im sure thousands of people know this is axe and i honestly think its really lame of you to be the first to take a picture of it

    -thumbs down-
  41. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 3:20 am
    @Fealiks 100% agree
  42. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:39 am
    @Fealiks- "Grow up and laugh at things when they`re funny B-|" Except it`s not funny. The joke`s been done thousands upon thousands of times.

    I don`t get why we`re being so immature by not laughing at a "joke" that`s already been cracked over and over again. People aren`t bothered about whether it`s rude, it`s the fact that the joke simply isn`t funny.
  43. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:43 am
    y`all have dirty minds
  44. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:34 am
    dont see it!
  45. Profile photo of Kaonin-Kun
    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:49 am
    I agree with pink. Theres nothing dirty about it.
  46. Profile photo of phunknsoul
    phunknsoul Male 30-39
    86 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:53 am
    i`m more bothered by the fact that at least TWQ people found this funny (or even notable)... the person who submitted it AND the moderator who approved it....

    ahhh... I miss the glory days of i-am-bored
  47. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Thats why I shave my head.
  48. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:18 am
    "Would this even be considered subliminal advertising?"

    No, it would be considered very straightforward and standard instructions of how to use a hair styling product.
  49. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:56 am
    bah ha ha ha

    I should buy this for my husband!
  50. Profile photo of kindrob
    kindrob Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:41 am
    I don`t see it..
  51. Profile photo of hyppyhobo54
    hyppyhobo54 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:52 am
    hahaha! this is great!....im suprised alot of people dont get it
  52. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Well, if you say so...
  53. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Everybody knows it`s
    SPREAD
    RUB
    FINGER
  54. Profile photo of Ton_Of_Ham
    Ton_Of_Ham Male 30-39
    13 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:49 am
    ok, that`s stretching it a bit far. I think most of these folks would consider a tree to be sexual. Long Hard and Wood
  55. Profile photo of jeebsnonyx
    jeebsnonyx Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:06 am
    That`s axe hair junk..
  56. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Oh reading this makes me feel dirty.
  57. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    its the wrong order. you gotta spread and rub first everyone knows that
  58. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Hey, whats wrong with cum? It`s free, natural, and it lasts all day!
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:50 am
    eh..
  60. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    ahahahahahahahahaha

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