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Date: 08/07/10 10:00 AM

61 Responses to Crazy Big Spider Attacks Dad

  1. Profile photo of Dockerson
    Dockerson Female 30-39
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    August 3, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Link: Crazy Big Spider Attacks Dad - Do not watch if you are afraid of spiders....
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Stupid Americans lolololol
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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:31 am
    lol both him and the spider had the same idea to move... poor spidy...
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    Vligon Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:32 am
    F that.
  5. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:32 am
    PinkRhoid: Are you stupid? This is obviously not in America...
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:40 am
    I`m not afraid of spiders... but that`s a big bugger. Still, it`s Australian, so it`s probably one of their smaller varieties.
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:48 am
    poo man! *shudder*
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:53 am
    that child is ADORABLE!!!
  9. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:54 am
  • Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Bleh, spiders are disgusting.
  • Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
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    August 7, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Australia, America...either way, hell no. And also a big `hell no` to your pic, AnarchistGod! :)
  • Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    August 7, 2010 at 9:07 am
    What a CUTE KID! lolz!
    I`m thinking the poor spider got squashed :( what a tiny container for such a huge spider! Fool!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    August 7, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Pinkrhoid is an idiot.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 9:16 am
    I JUST CAPPED IN MY PANTS!
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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 9:17 am
    what the retard doesnt kno is that he could of chucked a pillow at the thing and it would of been dead.
  • Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    He could of. Of you done that before?
  • Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    slow-motion NEEDED
  • Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    I thought I could watch it - I couldn`t!!
  • Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    There are so many other ways this could have been handled.....What I want to know is, how big of a hole do you have to have in the living area for that thing to get in?

    Looking at the video I doubt this guy got bit. I have raised quite a few taurantulas and you can see in the video during the attempted capture that this guy actually smashes a couple of the spider`s legs. When that spider landed on him it was doing exactly what he was doing, trying to get away. Even if it escaped this guy it did not survive. Large spiders are nothing like the small ones. you crush a couple legs on a large spider and it bleeds out, quickly.

    I do not know if they have any down under, but in Hawaii, keeping a couple of geckos in the house was a good thing. While it was wierd to see a lizard or 2 in the house, the cane spiders that are omipresent make it worth it.
  • Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    oh so much human fear capture in such a tiny moment. i hate spiders...
  • Profile photo of ravie
    ravie Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    who the hell gives the camera to a little girl when there is a huge ass spider just chillin on your ceiling???
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    This is so so old. The video is actually fake, he had a fake spider stuck to the roof with doubleshided tape so when he moves it it will detach and fall on him! dont worry when i first saw this i thought it was real!
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    17945 Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    @FatNinja01 - Actually, if you look closely enough, you can see the spider move just a split second before the dad lunges at it with the bowl.
  • Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    August 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    After seeing the claim that this was fake I decided to look more closly at it. The spider is in fact fake. If you slow the video down you can see that the spider is pulled by someone off camera and there is tape involved. As the body raises and is pulled foward the legs do not move from their positions. After the spider is off of the ceiling it actually ragdolls instead of doing the 2 things that spiders tend to do in a freefall, either flail with their legs looking for a foothold OR spread eagle to slow its decent.

    Very VERY well done but fake nonetheless.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Haha, even if that was fake that was pretty good. i remember spiders like that when I lived in Arizona. Nothing like walking into a room and realizing theres a huge spider chilling right above the door way. Or pulling something from a shelf only to have a huge spider come running off the shelf in your face.
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    stonker Male 40-49
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    August 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    @ravie
    normal everyday thing in Oz, those huntsmen are everywhere and btw it didnt attack him he made a complete mess of that and it just fell on him, huntsmen don`t attack people, just scare the crap out of them
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    ghoststop Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Yea, the spider seems to `push itself up` instead of move its legs to try and escape
  • Profile photo of MsLee
    MsLee Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Fake or not, that made me jump!!
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    August 7, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    O_O Holy 5hit. I`m fu(king terrified of spiders and I still watched... DX I jumped SO HIGH.

    I don`t care whether it`s fake or not. Thanks for the nightmares, IAB!
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    parkm Male 13-17
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    August 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Ahahahahahaha, when the spider "jumps" you can see it flapping and twisting around, surprisingly similar to a fake one...
  • Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    It didn`t look like the spider attacked him intentionally. But, you never know with the giant ones, they are really smart.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    @SteelGrid - I have never heard of a person being bitten by a huntsman, maybe cos they don`t bite humans, or maybe cos they`re not lethal, i dunno.
    They can crawl in through any tiny crack in a door jam, window, through the eaves, whatever.
    And yes, we have geckos, the natives are being killed off by some sort of Asian gecko plaguing SE Queensland and keeping people awake with incessant noise.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Also, I`m gonna call not fake on this one. It twitched right before it jumped, and there`s no way you could relly predict its in-flight motion, and thses spider`s are easily that size.

    Anyone with a degree in arachnology, feel free to disagree.
  • Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Sometimes parents should listen to their high pitched children...he told you not to catch the spider.
  • Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    yeah spiders that big are just unnecessary. I would have just stared at it until it crawled to somewhere that`s NOT above my head
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    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    @teampink27

    How was it unnecessary? It came into his house.
    Trying to catch it was completely unnecessary.

    I`d try to force it out of the nearest exit rather than try to catch it.
    Even if i knew it wasn`t poisonous.
  • Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    poor spidey legs
  • Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    GAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! D:
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 1:35 am
    yeah dude....if you liked it so much...maybe you shouldn`t have used a container that had a 99% chance to snap its legs.....poo....i would have definitely just killed it...or knocked it to the ground to finish it.....ugh...i thought the scariest part of this vid was the beginning BY FAR....the beginning gave me chills...
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:21 am
    "yeah spiders that big are just unnecessary. I would have just stared at it until it crawled to somewhere that`s NOT above my head"

    I live with these spiders. They are big fast and they eat roosterroaches and geckos....but try sleeping with a couple of them walking around the ceiling above your bed. Impossible!
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:21 am
    "roosterroaches"? muh huh huh..
  • Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 3:03 am
    wtf are you serious where the hell do yu have to live to find a spider that drating huge in your house?????? its funny though because we have small spiders around here and my brother freaks out everytime he sees one and swears they are huge. i think i might just show him this hahaha
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 4:42 am
    Him running away with his foot caught in the bowl is the best part.
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    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:04 am
    "try sleeping with a couple of them walking around the ceiling above your bed. Impossible!"

    Bollocks to that, if I knew they were living in my STREET I wouldn`t be able to sleep.

    They`re not so much the type of spider you find in your bath, they`re the type of spider you find HAVING a bath.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:06 am
    It`s not the big ones that you need to worry about, it`s the small ones like black widow, funnel web and red back.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:00 am
    hahahahah this one never gets old
  • Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
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    August 8, 2010 at 9:03 am
    A bowl???? Get a crossbow more like, Then leave it pinned to the ceiling as a warning to others.
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    razbitom Male 40-49
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    August 8, 2010 at 10:18 am
    even for a hunstman that was big. usually i just shoo `em out, but if that one were in my house i`d move.
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    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 10:29 am
    What was he going to do once he DID get the bowl around it??
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    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    As soon as I saw that bowl in the guy`s hand I thought "Oh, he`s gonna crush that poor spider with a bowl that small" Am I the only one who feels sorry for the spider?
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Ugh. I would not go anywhere near that spider. I`d just leave my house for a few days.
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    i love spiders ive traind mine to stay on the ceiling and they have kept all the other bugs and misqutios out they are great
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    misiz_sjmxo Female 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    horrifying
  • Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    lol, it`s like the Blair Witch Project but with spiders
  • Profile photo of pandasrul
    pandasrul Female 13-17
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    August 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    And here comes the nightmares....
  • Profile photo of TheVile
    TheVile Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Fail!
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2010 at 4:57 am
    Hey - maybe the lack of movement(the `jump` could just be lighting effects btw) is because this isn`t the spider, this is just the discarded exo-skeleton - the real spider is bigger and hiding nearby...
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    izzylovesian Female 18-29
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    August 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    i actually jumped :O
  • Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
    The spider fell off because it lost its balance when the guy prodded it. How is it "attacking"?
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    Orpheon Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2010 at 12:00 am
    oh australia you and your terror spiders
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    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
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    August 14, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    holy hell, I almost fell off my chair ...laughing.. best part.. his foot in the spider catchin bucket!
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