Cops Bust Man Marinating His Cat

Submitted by: KidGixxer 7 years ago in Weird

That"s no sexual euphemism--he was planning on eating his cat for dinner so he was prepping the cat to cook it.
There are 108 comments:
Female 5
yes, people eat animals. sad but true. its life. but people shouldn`t eat their pets! WRONG PERIOD.
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Female 103
I`m digging all the disgusted, "If it were a cow...!" comments. There`s a few key facts you guys seem to be glossing over before hitting fingers to keyboard:

Livestock (cows, pigs, chickens, etc.) are not given to the care of people to be loved and cared for. They are to be raised only until they`re fit for packaging and consumption.

Cows, pigs, chickens, etc. can also be seen as pets. Guess what? If someone tries to marinate a pet cow by covering it in oil and various spices WHILE IT WAS STILL ALIVE, yeah, people would get as pissy.

And there we have the key factor: THE CAT WAS STILL ALIVE. Now, had the man killed the cat before attempting to marinate it, I doubt it would warrant a news story. but given the fact that the cat was STILL ALIVE AND HAVING TO ENDURE PAIN, that`s what everyone`s riled up about.

Oh, and can no one can bring up the cow/forklift thing until you can point out a better way to move a 1,000 lbs animal in the middle of
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Female 149
@tatripp

I`d marinate you, see how you enjoy hot sauce in your eyes.
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Female 1,893
dave white eagle
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Male 1,164
"Fine. The guy was going to eat the cat. But why the drat was he marinating the cat still alive? That`s what happens when you watch too many Bugs Bunny cartoons"

With the fur still on nontheless!!
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Male 703
"Neither insects nor lobsters have brains"

Uh, yes they do? Both insects and lobsters have complex sensory inputs (eyes, ears, probably taste/smell - not so sure) which are processed somehow to determine what action to take. They are not purely reflexive, so must have brains. I`d guess that every animal feels pain, it prevents them from stupidly staying in the fire and dying, instead of moving out to safety. Not researched, just common sense.
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Female 99
Fine. The guy was going to eat the cat. But why the drat was he marinating the cat still alive? That`s what happens when you watch too many Bugs Bunny cartoons
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Male 1,196
who cares. it is just a cat
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Male 9
I was afraid for my life at the end of the video.
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Male 30
so... if he had a pet cow instead how would people react? just shows you how conditioned you are

cow taste good and is plenty of meat. you know how many cats i`d have to buy to satify my appetite? probably about how many were killed to make my fur coat. plus, cats got personality
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Male 49
He`d been hearing about eating pussy all these years, he was ready to try some.
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Male 2,868
What a douchebag- I`m glad he wasn`t successful, and I`m glad he was arrested. But how drating stupid do you have to be to think that you can marinate an animal before it`s dead?
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Male 25,416
eek
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Male 1,596
cook it maybe, but eat it? are you nuts?
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Male 2,419
so... if he had a pet cow instead how would people react? just shows you how conditioned you are
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Female 374
Why did he tell the cops he was planning on eating the cat? There are a few ways he could have covered that up.

The man must be out of his mind or an attention whore. Or both.
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Male 337
man that cat looks like good eats!
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Male 14,331
The nervous system of a lobster is very simple – not unlike that of an insect. Neither insects nor lobsters have brains. For an organism to perceive pain it must have a more complex nervous system.

I also never said noise is an indicator of pain.
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Male 132
Yes! Hometown is on IAB again!
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Female 1,677
A human being could be mute (or dumb? whichever one means you can`t talk) and obviously feels pain. Being unable to vocally signify pain shouldn`t be the criteria used when deciding to inflict it. Duh.
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Female 275
Did you just cite Wikipedia? Besides, it stated that the majority of research indicates that crustaceans do feel pain, that they change their behaviors when they are exposed to pain. The only thing it mentioned on the other side was a Norwegian Food Safety study that concluded that they do not feel pain because they cannot react to it the same way that vertebrates do. Next time read the article you`re citing, even if it is from Wikipedia.

And the sound is obviously not screaming, lobsters don`t have vocal chords. But not screaming is not the same as not feeling pain.
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Male 14,331
vv Well if you look her you can see neither side of the argument knows for sure....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster

But I do know that sound is not screaming.
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Female 275
@McGovern1981
Are you serious? You think that an animal with a nervous system doesn`t feel pain?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29915025/
I don`t know why people are so `outraged` that this guy was going to eat his cat. People eat meat every day, they shouldn`t differentiate between `food` animals and `pet` animals. They`re the same thing, beings that suffer and feel pain.
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Female 23
seastone, please don`t generalise, you`re making it sound like a majority of asians aren`t part of the Human race.
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Male 876
It`s amazing how effed up people are sometimes.
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Female 612
Seriously, CodeJockey?

The human race has kept cats and dogs as pets for thousands of years. They are not livestock. At least in the case of dogs, we have bred them into a constant stage of adolescence which they don`t mentally progress out of, because that makes them the best companions for us. I know cats still retain more of their wild instincts, but they are not very capable of taking care of themselves. When someone decides a cat is an indoor cat, they have chosen to make that animal helpless in return for caring for it for the entirety of its life. Thus, deciding to eat a pet cat, an animal we have made helpless, is wrong.
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Male 14,331
[quote]@ Junkdaddy: They boil lobsters while they are alive. You don`t think that hurts as well?[/quote]

They don`t feel pain the noise you hear when you boil them is air escaping the shell.
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Male 914
sharks don`t kill people, people eat cats.
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Female 1,077
agree with nerdfighter, i think the guy has the right to eat cat if he likes but this is just the wrong way to go about it.
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Male 3,331
What the fail to mention in the news story (my local news, btw), is that the accused has mental issues, admitted it to police at the time of arrest, and did other things that made police believe him regarding the mental issues. The cat was never in danger of being eaten, but what happened to the cat is horrific, and IS animal cruelty.
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Male 5,626
Vietnam or Korean style?

That is a cat, not a child. Way to overreact.
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Male 6,693
I like to eat pu$$y just as much as the next guy buy come on.
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Male 367
Wait, it`s illegal to eat cat in the states? Or is it because he was trying to marinate the cat while it was still alive, because that`s not only animal abuse, it`s also not how you marinate meat.
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Male 212
We eat cows.
I REALLY see no difference, so long as the cat is slaughtered humanely.
I know that sounds oxymoron-ish, but you know what I mean.
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Male 2,669
That is one scary-looking dude. I wonder who else he`s marinated lately?
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Female 2,509
If this took place in a different country it wouldn`t be a story, it would be on a menu.
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Male 723
Eating pu$$y.

You`re doing it wrong.

8-) LJ

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Male 703
hahahahahaha.

At first though, I thought it meant he was trying to get his cat high, but this story is funnier.
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Male 1,360
oliver for olive oil?
I first thought he would be chinese.
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Male 112
dude! that happened like 15 minutes from where i live.. western new york is a messed up place.
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Female 386
You cant marinate a cat while its still alive! What an idiot!
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Male 450
"This will teach you not to piss in my carpet you little sh*t"

*stirs pot*

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Female 3,726
@ Junkdaddy: They boil lobsters while they are alive. You don`t think that hurts as well?
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Male 877
1, how is it that if you run a stop sign in America that the police are allowed to search your car?i know about `reasonable suspicion`etc

2 why would you change the cats name?...it makes no sense?


3 is that the best picture available of the defendant?



4 can someone do something funny with White Eagles response....its classic, Whoooah!
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Female 812
`The alligations came as a shock to Willy Jones, a neighbour`
And then he gets his half second of fame `True?`
I`m sorry, but the man does not seem that shocked or this is just bad editing... Just leave it out entirely if he has nothing usefull to say!
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Male 561
everyone knows you marinate cats in onions, garlic, and gensing. what was he thinking?
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Female 261
@arcticsheep True, but as others have pointed out, marinating your dinner is meant to be done after the dinner is dead, not while it`s alive. I`m sure people would be just as disturbed if someone were trying to marinate a live chicken in the back of their car.
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Male 378
terrible. whoa. he must be Russian.
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Female 512
Why on earth would you marinate a live animal in the boot of your car?! It works better when it`s, you know...dead & skinned & ready to be eaten. And normally cars aren`t the best place to be preparing a meal...
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Female 876
you can`t marinate an alive food with fur on it , duh!

silly man >_>
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Female 533
well I guess when you`re hungry you do what you gotta do
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Male 82
its cruel but at the same time we do the same things to lobsters, cows, pigs, chickens, etc but people only seem to give a poo about cats that`s whats really drated up
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Female 735
cat: "i askd 4 a cheezburger, nawt 2 b maid 1!!!`
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Female 1,623
Poor cat.
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Female 52
That`s terrible. Poor cat! I hope the man drowns in habanero juice.
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Female 298
um... ok.. not to take animal abuse lightly.. but was he intending to cook the cat with its fur on? Shouldnt he have killed and skinned the cat and THEN marinated it? Why did this necessitate it being in is trunk Perhaps he simply wanted to be a cruel jerk and covered the cat in oil and hot sauce in order to torture it. I can imagine that hot sauce could be pretty painful in a cats face. If so - then why would he say he was intending to eat it. Its not like the eating of cats is less frowned upon by the law than the torturing of them. Either he was stupid... or really stupid..
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Male 25,416
what its chinease food! :p
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Male 1,918
"Olive"er
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Female 78
Dude, I live in Cheektowaga. It`s scary that these kinds of people live around here. .__.
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Male 332
that looks like my cat, a tuxedo D:
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Male 127
What gets me is that he didn`t even kill the poor thing. Do you seriously think forcing a live cat to sit in oil and hot peppers is going to make it taste better? Marinate it after dummy ><:

WAIT!!!!!! what about cows...


Kobe beef cattle are hand massaged and fed a special diet to ensure tender meat. In the summer months cattle are fed beer to stimulate their appetite when their fat cover, temperature and humidity leaves the cattle hesitant to eat.

Cattle hides are also brushed with sake. Some Japanese producers believe that a healthy hair coat and soft skin assist in high quality, tender meat.

This meticulous care results in tender, well marbleized meat that is full of flavor which can cost in the range of $100 - $300 a pound.
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Male 758
Dude`s face at 1:34 was priceless.
I don`t think he`d have gotten much further than skinning it...I`ve had to do that before, and it`s not as easy as you`d think. Then again, I was in Anatomy&Physiology, so they wouldn`t let me par-boil mine first.
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Female 463
As a cat lover, I am saddened and offended.Poor baby :(
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Male 127
great... they took food from someone.. he wanted to eat it.. in places(of the world), they eat cat... who is taking care of all the cows we eat (for example)...

I say `on with the feast!`
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Female 3,696
Well, I`m very happy that Oliver is alive and well...

I mean technically, it`s an animal, he should be allowed to eat it and if he simply had no one would have been the wiser...

What gets me is that he didn`t even kill the poor thing. Do you seriously think forcing a live cat to sit in oil and hot peppers is going to make it taste better? Marinate it after dummy ><:
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Male 415
What if he had a pet chicken? will the same rules still apply?
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Male 3,058
Ah yes... Western New York... My former home.
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Male 292
FDA say you can. Eat up, pussy.
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Female 388
Puts a new spin on "eating pussy"
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Male 4,593
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty... Tastes like chicken.

Cats = Suck

Actually, I`ve had cat before. All you need to do is skin it and shove a stick up its ass, then roast it over an open fire. When done, just pick the meat off and enjoy.
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Female 2,352
What?

I always let pussy marinate before I eat it.

Also that is f*cked up.
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Female 160
Pmarren makes trolly comment. People react to trolly comment. I`m a goddamn psychic.
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Male 50
I wonder what flavor his marinate was...
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Female 446
Before i opened the link i thought he had at least skinned the cat or something to marinate it.(gross). Thankfully, this was not the case...the kitty is still alive. Probably put a beautiful marinating shine on that kittehs fur anyways. But daamnnn...this guy is sick! A couple of chicken wings and a chicken breast would of done fed him a good meal. Why the heck a cat?
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Male 533
It was hilarious untill i found out that the cat had hot peppers in its eyes.

Thats just drated up. But the idea of marinating a live cat to eat it is really, really funny.
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Male 17,511
This guy is a sicko that needs to be locked away. Poor kitteh. :-(
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Male 40,734
The guy seriously needs jail time.
Also, that `stop sign` needs paint...
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Male 71
That neighbors face was priceless O.O WOH
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Female 44
Who marinates anything with the fur still on?
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Male 1,184
You do marinate live lobsters, though, a1.
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Male 795
The ending of this video made me want to kill a cat.
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Female 1,148
This vegetarian disapproves!
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Female 71
It`s a COMPANION animal, nitwits. In this country we *mostly* treat our pets with the empathy and compassion they have come to earn. Never forget one of the signs of a serial killer, a pyscopath, (12 tries, i still can`t spell it) is cruelty to animals. Which really makes me wonder about some of you.
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Male 364
"It`s a bloody animal who gives a poo"

Tit
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Male 143
It`s a bloody animal who gives a poo. It`s not like he`s breaking into your house and eating your cat.

Let the man eat what he wants.

I`ve had cat before during my trip to Korea and it`s not bad.
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Female 876
Gary has a busted face.
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Female 418
wtf last couple seconds scared me to death o__o

that poor cat 0-0
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Male 240
Wow, that is one evil looking dude.
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Male 134
omg the last 5 seconds WTF!
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Male 26
The fact that eating meat is a crime and also isn`t a crime suggests something to me about the validity of the laws, and the intelligence and/or ignorance of the voters.
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Male 39,893
All those hot peppers? No Way!

He should go with Teriyaki sauce next time.
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Male 768
Nah, he`d have shaved the cat and killed it before the marination
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Male 4,807
Why would you marinade a live animal?

You don`t marinade a live pig, cow or dog.
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Female 251
:/

are we sure he was actually marinating it?
that could have just been a cover up, y`know!

x
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Male 118
no eating pussy jokes? comeon i-a-b
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Male 181
It was his cat that he bought, right? Then why can`t he eat it? If I buy a steak I expect to be able to eat it without PETA running into my house and getting me arrested for cruelty to cows....
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Male 527
This is probably going to invoke the ire of many here, but in all honesty, the thing he did wrong was to not humanely kill the cat and process it before marinating it. If it was a pig instead of a cat, I have to wonder if the cruelty charge would have been brought against him. I would hope so.
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Male 787
O.o I live one street over from Townowanda.
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Female 1,652
The last 2 seconds made my ears bleed
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Male 4,745
Pmarren, is that you?
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Female 1,001
whoaaa..
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Male 51
LMAO at the last 2 seconds of this! Wait for it... wait for it. THERE IT IS!
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Male 4,680
Well, that sure is f*cked up.
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Male 55
Haha my dead read this in the Buffalo News and came in the house laughing too hard to tell me what he was laughing about
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Male 2,700
I mean.....Ummm, ok. I suppose the cat would taste good and all, but dont marinate the damn thing alive.
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Male 72
it tastes of chicken...
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Male 7,830
hey, the recession is affecting some harder than others. man needs to eat.
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Male 182
Link: Cops Bust Man Marinating His Cat [Rate Link] - That`s no sexual euphemism--he was planning on eating his cat for dinner so he was prepping the cat to cook it.
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