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Date: 08/28/10 06:00 PM

55 Responses to Chef Goes On Rampage

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    August 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Link: Chef Goes On Rampage - Chef loses his cool in front of co-workers.
  2. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    That was sorta boring...
  3. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    ges
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Lolz! I love the surprise ending!
    I`ve worked in a lot of kitchens, ranting and rampages like this are fairly normal, lolz!
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    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    is it just me did it take longer for iab to pick this up then usual?
  6. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    This is precisely why I hate working in the food industry...especially for catering where the hours can get absolutely inhumane and everybody starts biting at each others necks.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Haha KO
  8. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Breakdown of the usual failblog video:

    10% unnecessary intro to stamp the video as a failblog production, although it never is.
    50% actual video, sometimes funny
    10% "joke" by failblog that makes me want to cry
    10% more unnecessary failblog self-promotion
    10% "today`s fail powered by" I don`t even know what this is. Maybe the submitter? Another chance for a terrible punchline?
    10% even more failblog self-promotion and another chance to kick my brain`s balls by yelling "dot org" in the most obnoxious way possible.

    I don`t want to sound pissy but that`s what the average failblog video ends up as, and it doesn`t even have to be that way because most fails are funny but all the terrible self advertising sorta kills it for me.
  9. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Buddy needs to simmer down, he`s going nuts just for the halibut. He obviously just wants to have his cake and eat it, and probably has some half-baked excuse - this is the wurst kind of behaviour and there`s no raisin for it. He shoulda suggested to lettuce all sleep on it, I`m sure some solution would turnip. But I guess this aggression is bread into him. Instead of trying to maintain the peas, he went and let things boil over. No wonder he got beet good, ended up with a f*cking haddock. I never sausage a displ...

    Yeah, I know. Shutting up now.
  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    "I don`t want to sound pissy but that`s what the average failblog video ends up as, and it doesn`t even have to be that way because most fails are funny but all the terrible self advertising sorta kills it for me."

    You`re exactly right. However, you only have to watch the first 60%. The first 10% just to get through it, then the 50% for the action, then stop the video. I love failblog, and that`s what I always do. Sometimes the 50% that`s the actual fail is really 25% the actual fail, 15% slow motion repeats of the actual fail, and 10% super slow motion repeat of the actual fail. I never even get through the first slow motion repeat!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    does anyone know the story behind this video? Who was this guy? Why was he upset? Did he get fired? Did the guy who laid out the chef get fired?
  12. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    does anyone know the story behind this video?

    He got fired, smashed a key board against the door at the very beginning, and decided to trash all the food the other chefs were preparing before getting his ass handed to him by what I think was the manager who fired him.
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    ive seen my exec chef come close to this a few times
  14. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    FALCON PUNCH!!
  15. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Anger management problem anyone? Oh geez....not the food please!

    Yeah I`m kinda hungry right now.
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    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Why did he feel the need to dump flour on his head?
  17. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    nice
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    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    To be honest when I read the title I really thought it was going to be "Chef goes on rampage! Cooks everything in sight!" or something like that xD
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    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Does anyone else get this mini-fake video browser crap? I try to click on volume or any controls on it and it opens a new Youtube window. What the Hell???
  20. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    The best part of the video was the complete knockout punch. Guy just kinda came out of no where, and then just kinda looks at him like "you sad, sad man".
  21. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    FALCON PUNCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  22. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    The chefs special for the night is knuckle sandwich, served with a side of unemployment.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    woah! what a punch!
  24. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    Chefs think they are all that and a bag of portabellas... I deal with "chefs" everyday and most are just arrogant line cooks.
    They don`t realize that no matter how good your food might be, it ALL turns to POO in the end.
  25. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    FALCON PUNCH!
  26. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Just read the comments and ...davymid wins !!!!

    LMfrickinAO
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Davymid, nice, I lost track of how many internets you were to be awarded...
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    nice punch
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    Wow dudnt expect that ending, brilliant!
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    I love the part where he gets flour in his hair.
  31. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Masterful Davymid, Bravo!
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:32 am
    vv Thank you Toider, I try my best.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Business must have sucked.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:09 am
    @TheSharpest- Thank god, I thought I was the only one who thought that. How was this really a "fail" anyway? Maybe if it was called "rageblog" it`d make sense bu- No I shouldn`t encourage them to make that blog too.

    Also I was expecting a video with chef from south park after reading the title. I was sorely disappointed, but davymid`s comment made up for it.
  35. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:28 am
    "He got fired, smashed a key board against the door at the very beginning, and decided to trash all the food the other chefs were preparing before getting his ass handed to him by what I think was the manager who fired him."

    HTanks, Brassbull.
  36. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:31 am
    That was so obviously fake. I was thinking so the entire time, then the finger point at the end sealed it.
  37. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Head punch out of nowhere.
  38. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:36 am
    He has watched to many episodes of Hell`s Kitchen
  39. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:26 am
    And boom goes the dynamite.
  40. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Falcon punch!
  41. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Gordon Ramsay at your local Red Lobster
  42. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:42 am
    I love how he strikes the super hero pose at the end, lmao

    Hands on hips, standing over the fallen villain, and then gives some one liner and points at him...it was probably something witty too...

    "Looks like you`re cooked" or likely something much better
  43. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Rampage? More like a BAM! page.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:21 am
    @ghettoNinja- Yes! here have some imaginary +rep.

    Other captions read-
    "How bout them apples chef boyare`Dumb?"
    "Fist al`a`mode bitch!"
    "That`s what you get, for being a such spotted dick"


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    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Haha, was not expecting that punch at the end. Awesome.
  46. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Ingredients for a Rampage

    * Captain Morgan® Spiced Rum
    * Peach Schnapps
    * Cranberry Juice
    * Pineapple Juice
    * Cherry Juice

    Quantities for one drink:

    * 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Spiced Rum
    * 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
    * 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
    * 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
    * 1 Splash Cherry Juice

    Blending Instructions:

    * Shake with ice and strain into a roostertail glass filled 3/4 with ice
    * Garnish with a cherry and a thin slice of lemon, and serve
  47. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Then the chef sues the guy for dislocating his jaw, wins big sum, restaraunt goes bankrupt.
  48. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    alright....for the first bit(before the punch) I was "and thats when you start throwing stuff back at him and get a muscly co-worker to clock him..." and then it happened. ^_^
  49. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    hahaha i was NOT expecting that to happen at the end.
  50. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Calm the chef down, keep your distance, KEEP FILMING WITH YOUR PHONE FOR INTERNET
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    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    hmm I wonder what triggered this.
  52. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Fun fact, he had no idea about the chef going berserker like that, he was actually complaining about the food
  53. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:44 am
    Gordon Ramsey would have knocked that dude out 1st
    I <3 Gordon!
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I blame this on Food Network and Gordon Ramsay. Those shows are entertaining, but have given Chefs the idea that they are gods. I wish the dude with the rolling pin had knocked him cold for being an ass.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    @davidXJ,

    why don`t you actually watch the video, tard

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