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Date: 08/05/10 08:01 AM

80 Responses to Calling All Men: Buy The Man Groomer Now [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Link: Calling All Men: Buy The Man Groomer Now - Because your pits and your genitals look and smell like Bin Laden`s beard.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:23 am
    If you trim the bushes the trees look bigger and better. You gotta manscape.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Maintain Yourself
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:27 am
    As if a regular razor won`t do the job?
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Apparently this product is for silver-skinned eunuchs. Count me out!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Apparently this product is for silver-skinned eunuchs. Count me out!

    Lol, Silver surfers race
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Dude, I know this is somehow supposed to be funny... but if you have never tried to shave your sack and crack with a razor then you don`t know how difficult it is, how gentle you have to be or how long it can take to be thorough. Electric razors don`t get very close and truth be told, you can cut yourself (down there) much easier with an electric shaver than a razor.

    If this product makes it easier with a cleaner shave... I would buy it.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:44 am
    It should come in pink for the sake of its emasculated target group. I believe they`re called "Douchebags".
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:51 am
    dude, use a razor.
  10. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:06 am
    for some reason i cant help but feel it is actually pretty handy =/
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:12 am
    stop efeminizing men. We are loud, hairy, stinky creatures with only 3 things on our little brains. Sex, Food, Sleep. Accept it and stop making us get in touch with our femanine sides.
    I don`t think I even have a femanine side. If I did, I would be touching it all the time.
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    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Haha what man shaves their armpits
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    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:39 am
    On the diagram the dude doesnt have a thingy.
  14. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Yeah, what guy shaves his armpits? If I ever wanted to shave my pubes, yeah, a very precise and calm hand with a razor would be sufficient.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
    "I don`t think I even have a femanine side. If I did, I would be touching it all the time."

    WIN
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I finally found my birthday gift for my dad. :)
  17. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:33 am
    To the dumb a$$es-
    Swimmers and competitive bodybuilders are two examples of guys that shave their armpits. Only guys with little dicks shave their crotch.
  18. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:34 am
    I prefer my man bush trimmed and nice. I like a woman clean shaven, why shouldn`t I return the favor. Just sayin`.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:50 am
    I`m not buying that. It cut his entire Johnson off!!...
  20. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Dude image on the package looks like one of those airport security body scan.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:57 am
    @ dude21862004 ... "my man bush trimmed...like a women... return the favor"

    Because you are NOT at woman.... oh wait. yes you are.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:11 am
    @tws8631

    As a former wrestler, we used to pretty much be hairless from the neck down... Same reason as swimmers, it made for better movement and was just more comfortable... And it tended to look better.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:19 am
    okay, I get that hair might cause friction in the water or on a bike.... IF YOU`RE IN THE OLYMPICS! and 1/10th of a second matters.

    For the rest of you.... you`re a woman.
  24. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Don`t get it, this product has been around for years, for men to shave sensitive areas as shown.
  25. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:43 am
    the comments was much much funnier than the picture
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:58 am
    wow. Its for men!
  27. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    As a woman, I say shaving isn`t nessesary (it`s actually kinda creepy), but a trim every now and then is nice. We don`t wanna go down on you with all that hair. I trim, & I want a man that returns the favor.
  28. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I love how all the males over the age of 39 are saying that it`s somehow wrong for men to groom their genitals.

    The facts are that hair causes oils and stink especially when there is no ventilation down there. I don`t shave all of it, I shave my balls, trim the rest and simply shave anything on my ass, since hair tends to lock in odors. On hot days you will smell less.

    Seeing as how I pull ass pretty well, I like to be able to not worry if my pubes stink after dancing at the nightclub. It would be pretty embarrassing to have a girl not want to go down on you because you stink... I certainly wouldn`t want to go down on a chick that stinks!!

    But you old men don`t understand these concepts apparently. Good hygiene is always appreciated by women with good hygiene, and that`s all there is to it.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    lakdjf lol
  30. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    splurbyburbl, the women you just made up are willing to blow strange men; their hygiene cannot be all that great.
  31. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    splurbyburbl, I concur, ladies do not want a man with fetid, musky thatch. The ladies like it clean and fresh, so that`s what the ladies get.
    It makes for less time picking pubes out of teeth too, that`s time you could spend getting busy. It`s a bit of a passion killer: "why did you stop?" "oh, it`s nothing" *spit, cough, pick, repeat*
  32. Profile photo of Lelio
    Lelio Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Nothing wrong with a little manscaping.
  33. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I don`t have the time nor patience.
  34. Profile photo of pooki3
    pooki3 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    as a woman who has a hair man as long as you keep it clean its not a problem..and most chicks know how to not get hair in their mouth. I love hairy guys
  35. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2209 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    My weed-whacker works just fine, thankyouverymuch.
  36. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    My favorite part is the Metallic robot man on the packaging.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    shaving everything..... make up..... gelled hair .... fashion Fabulous men!... *sigh*

    according to Dictionary.com . . .

    Metrosexual - n. A gay man who dates women.
  38. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    @pooki3 - "and most chicks know how not to get hair in there mouth"
    But why would you want a skill like that when shaving takes all of two minutes?
  39. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I like men with hair on their bodies. :(
  40. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    real men pluck. >.<
  41. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    So what if someone trims ? To feel better. Specially in this 100+ weather
  42. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Does it do back hair too?
  43. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    "shaving everything..... make up..... gelled hair .... fashion Fabulous men!... *sigh*"

    Funny you should mention that... because nobody but you did. If you equate getting rid of a disgusting, sweaty, smelly bush situated around your nasty, hot and humid ballsack to "make-up, gelled hair...yada yada yada..." then perhaps you have a few issues yourself.
  44. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Also, my ex years ago had out of control underarm hair LOL. He totally trimmed it and I was glad he did! He didn`t go overboard or anything, but a a lil` rig like this would have come in handy for him! xD
  45. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do.
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    wendell Male 30-39
    85 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    WOW, lot`s of hairy buggers out there!
  47. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    "Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do."

    WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag...
  48. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Man groomer for when your pubes are OUT OF CONTROL man.
  49. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do.

    Are you really that bigoted and ignorant, or are you just trolling for laughs?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    I`d need to bathe in Immac every other day to get rid of my body hair. It`s debateable whether I should use shower gel or just shampoo all over.

    As for smelling...well, I wash. Amazingly, it works.

    Good hygeine and shaving are not the same thing. Anyone who thinks they are is either strange or doesn`t wash often enough.

    Shave if you like, I don`t care. But be honest - it`s either an aesthetic choice or bowing to social pressure unless you`re a bodybuilder or a racing cyclist.
  51. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag...

    Since he didn`t do that, you`re looking rather silly right now.
  52. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    "WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag..."

    "Since he didn`t do that, you`re looking rather silly right now."

    Yeah... he did. Tool.

    "Good hygeine and shaving are not the same thing. Anyone who thinks they are is either strange or doesn`t wash often enough."

    Thanks for that bit of wisdom there. If you don`t understand the whole premise of what others have been talking about, I am sure we are all on board the fact that washing = cleanliness. However, common sense would tell you that less hair in dark, dank places means a slower build-up of funky smells throughout the day.

    So says the "silly" guy.
  53. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Angillion, you know my inner troll only comes out when someone gets my back up by being a troll themselves.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Yeah... he did. Tool.

    No he didn`t. Would you like me to explain his post to you? It`s not complex English.

    However, common sense would tell you that less hair in dark, dank places means a slower build-up of funky smells throughout the day.

    Experience tells me that it doesn`t matter when you shower twice a day.

    I`m not convinced it matters anyway.

    I`m also wondering about the women you`ve gone down on, if their pubic hair smells stronger than their vagina. That`s pretty weird unless it`s shower gel you`re smelling on their pubic hair.
  55. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    THIS is why I KNOW Gerry1of1 was criticising metrosexuals and gay people.

    Don`t lecture me on english.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    This is directed to splurbyburbl
    ....
    when a big old homo like me says a guy is acting like a woman you should take it seriously. Even pussy`s are calling those guys pussy`s!
  57. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    @ Handsompod "I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever."

    Never say never.
  58. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    @angilion:

    Man for a 40-49 year old, you sure can`t read between the lines. Take a hairy man... let`s say, Robin Williams and put him on a tread mill at break neck speed. He is going to sweat as much as any healthy man. With all of the hair the clothes he is wearing won`t wick up all the sweat... the hair will wick up a lot of the sweat and it will stick there and cause odors to persist until the next clothes change and next shower. The same thing happens for women. If they have hair down there and they have gone through a full day... smells will persist. This is to say nothing of the actual vagina. (But just so you know, the women I have been with take great care of themselves)

    If you were to take all the hair off Robin Williams, he would sweat the same, but his clothes would wick most of it.
  59. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    I think we should all calm down. I think men should stay manly and not shave, but some of you obviously disagree. If you want to give yourself a landing strip go ahead. I don`t care. While you`re at it, why not get a tramp stamp above your bootie, too.
  60. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Gerry, that really made me laugh!! Ok I`ll never say never. I`ll let you know how the yoga lessons go!
  61. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    "This is directed to splurbyburbl
    ....
    when a big old homo like me says a guy is acting like a woman you should take it seriously. Even pussy`s are calling those guys pussy`s!"

    I really could not care less that you are gay inofitself. However, to say that men are "pussy`s" for wanting to be more hygenic and presentable to the opposite or same (since we are on the subject) sex is just plain ridiculous. It sounds like it`s your personal preference, but your preference doesn`t make you right.

    But don`t let me catch you with a twink...
  62. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Okay, so is the joke that it isn`t manly to shave one`s genital area, or is it that the metallic model has no penis?
  63. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Handsompod FTW in this conversation
  64. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    @ splurbyburbl

    absolutely right. It is all just my opinion. And yeah, I could be wrong. {a remote possibility} But I`m a product of the 70`s and Our idea of a man was the immortal Burt Reynolds or Sean Connery. Men everywhere wore their leasure suits proudly with pie-shaped wedges of chest hair showing. Crowned with Puka Shells! Big, hairy, manly men. Not smooth-as-a-girl type boys.

    I blame Abercrombie & Fitch and Calvin Klein ads. Always promoting underage, underweight skinny kids. It`s given a whole generation a distorted view.

    You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong.
  65. Profile photo of Lurkmonster
    Lurkmonster Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    Whether a person decides to shave off their hair on any part of their body is preference.

    But I must say that a guy who refuses to trim, but expects a woman to shave her legs/armpits/other areas and somehow finds it abhorrent to trim things up on himself is... kind of wrong.

    Not to mention, shaving isn`t really necessary. Sometimes just taking a half inch to an inch of length off the hedges make a world of difference with none of the discomfort of razor burn.
  66. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:32 am
    "You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong. "

    LOL!!! hey everybody, this guy has a huge bush! point and laugh!!! POINT AND LAUGH!!!
  67. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:08 am
    applauds lurkmonster
  68. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:11 am
    hmm he seems to be missing something...
  69. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:02 am
    "You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong."

    Okay, but then by that logic you shouldn`t ever get a haircut either. Accept the carpet flowing from your head too!
  70. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:13 am
    @Lurkmonster i second that! if a guy wants a girl to go anywhere near the word wax, he needs to be willing to do the same.
  71. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:26 am
    maintain your poo, man. ladies & gents. u don`t need to be smooth or shaped a certain way, but MAINTAIN YOUR poo. it`s basic grooming. just coz it`s your crotch doesn`t mean it doesn`t need to be groomed.
  72. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Okay, so let me follow this logic... if a guy expects a lady to trim, he should...

    So if he likes the girl to wear skirts he should slip a pair of stilleto`s on?

    Or if he asks her to try the back door he should try taking it up the bum first?
  73. Profile photo of freebee
    freebee Female 30-39
    72 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Well Gerry1of1 I believe sharing is caring. So why should men not enjoy some of the things they expect us as women to do. Get a clone a rooster and try backdoor fun before you ask a girl again.
  74. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:06 am
    been there. done that.

    ;-)
  75. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    I believe that was already established.
  76. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    Anyway, can we all please just agree that splurbyburbl and Handsompod probably don`t actually get laid as often as they seem to want us to think?
  77. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:49 am
    Gerry1of1;
    I think you might be a little broken in the ol` headbox
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    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Freebee... I agree completly with a clone a "rooster" thing.
  79. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    "Anyway, can we all please just agree that splurbyburbl and Handsompod probably don`t actually get laid as often as they seem to want us to think?"

    What would I care?
  80. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:04 am
    Blah Blah I didn`t get married just for the cooking and cleaning!

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