Calling All Men: Buy The Man Groomer Now [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Because your pits and your genitals look and smell like Bin Laden"s beard.
There are 80 comments:
Male 1,108
Blah Blah I didn`t get married just for the cooking and cleaning!
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Male 2,796
"Anyway, can we all please just agree that splurbyburbl and Handsompod probably don`t actually get laid as often as they seem to want us to think?"

What would I care?
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Female 66
Freebee... I agree completly with a clone a "rooster" thing.
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Male 1,067
Gerry1of1;
I think you might be a little broken in the ol` headbox
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Male 658
Anyway, can we all please just agree that splurbyburbl and Handsompod probably don`t actually get laid as often as they seem to want us to think?
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Male 658
I believe that was already established.
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Male 37,897
been there. done that.

;-)
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Female 72
Well Gerry1of1 I believe sharing is caring. So why should men not enjoy some of the things they expect us as women to do. Get a clone a rooster and try backdoor fun before you ask a girl again.
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Male 37,897
Okay, so let me follow this logic... if a guy expects a lady to trim, he should...

So if he likes the girl to wear skirts he should slip a pair of stilleto`s on?

Or if he asks her to try the back door he should try taking it up the bum first?
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Female 535
maintain your poo, man. ladies & gents. u don`t need to be smooth or shaped a certain way, but MAINTAIN YOUR poo. it`s basic grooming. just coz it`s your crotch doesn`t mean it doesn`t need to be groomed.
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Female 119
@Lurkmonster i second that! if a guy wants a girl to go anywhere near the word wax, he needs to be willing to do the same.
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Male 772
"You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong."

Okay, but then by that logic you shouldn`t ever get a haircut either. Accept the carpet flowing from your head too!
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Female 533
hmm he seems to be missing something...
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Female 833
applauds lurkmonster
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Male 4,793
"You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong. "

LOL!!! hey everybody, this guy has a huge bush! point and laugh!!! POINT AND LAUGH!!!
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Female 21
Whether a person decides to shave off their hair on any part of their body is preference.

But I must say that a guy who refuses to trim, but expects a woman to shave her legs/armpits/other areas and somehow finds it abhorrent to trim things up on himself is... kind of wrong.

Not to mention, shaving isn`t really necessary. Sometimes just taking a half inch to an inch of length off the hedges make a world of difference with none of the discomfort of razor burn.
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Male 37,897
@ splurbyburbl

absolutely right. It is all just my opinion. And yeah, I could be wrong. {a remote possibility} But I`m a product of the 70`s and Our idea of a man was the immortal Burt Reynolds or Sean Connery. Men everywhere wore their leasure suits proudly with pie-shaped wedges of chest hair showing. Crowned with Puka Shells! Big, hairy, manly men. Not smooth-as-a-girl type boys.

I blame Abercrombie & Fitch and Calvin Klein ads. Always promoting underage, underweight skinny kids. It`s given a whole generation a distorted view.

You don`t need modification. Accept your self {and body} as it is. But as you say, I could be wrong.
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Female 204
Handsompod FTW in this conversation
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Female 52
Okay, so is the joke that it isn`t manly to shave one`s genital area, or is it that the metallic model has no penis?
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Male 2,796
"This is directed to splurbyburbl
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when a big old homo like me says a guy is acting like a woman you should take it seriously. Even pussy`s are calling those guys pussy`s!"

I really could not care less that you are gay inofitself. However, to say that men are "pussy`s" for wanting to be more hygenic and presentable to the opposite or same (since we are on the subject) sex is just plain ridiculous. It sounds like it`s your personal preference, but your preference doesn`t make you right.

But don`t let me catch you with a twink...
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Male 1,108
Gerry, that really made me laugh!! Ok I`ll never say never. I`ll let you know how the yoga lessons go!
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Male 37,897
I think we should all calm down. I think men should stay manly and not shave, but some of you obviously disagree. If you want to give yourself a landing strip go ahead. I don`t care. While you`re at it, why not get a tramp stamp above your bootie, too.
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Male 2,796
@angilion:

Man for a 40-49 year old, you sure can`t read between the lines. Take a hairy man... let`s say, Robin Williams and put him on a tread mill at break neck speed. He is going to sweat as much as any healthy man. With all of the hair the clothes he is wearing won`t wick up all the sweat... the hair will wick up a lot of the sweat and it will stick there and cause odors to persist until the next clothes change and next shower. The same thing happens for women. If they have hair down there and they have gone through a full day... smells will persist. This is to say nothing of the actual vagina. (But just so you know, the women I have been with take great care of themselves)

If you were to take all the hair off Robin Williams, he would sweat the same, but his clothes would wick most of it.
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Male 37,897
@ Handsompod "I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever."

Never say never.
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Male 37,897
This is directed to splurbyburbl
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when a big old homo like me says a guy is acting like a woman you should take it seriously. Even pussy`s are calling those guys pussy`s!
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Male 2,796
THIS is why I KNOW Gerry1of1 was criticising metrosexuals and gay people.

Don`t lecture me on english.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Yeah... he did. Tool. [/quote]

No he didn`t. Would you like me to explain his post to you? It`s not complex English.

[quote]However, common sense would tell you that less hair in dark, dank places means a slower build-up of funky smells throughout the day. [/quote]

Experience tells me that it doesn`t matter when you shower twice a day.

I`m not convinced it matters anyway.

I`m also wondering about the women you`ve gone down on, if their pubic hair smells stronger than their vagina. That`s pretty weird unless it`s shower gel you`re smelling on their pubic hair.
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Male 1,108
Angillion, you know my inner troll only comes out when someone gets my back up by being a troll themselves.
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Male 2,796
"WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag..."

"Since he didn`t do that, you`re looking rather silly right now."

Yeah... he did. Tool.

"Good hygeine and shaving are not the same thing. Anyone who thinks they are is either strange or doesn`t wash often enough."

Thanks for that bit of wisdom there. If you don`t understand the whole premise of what others have been talking about, I am sure we are all on board the fact that washing = cleanliness. However, common sense would tell you that less hair in dark, dank places means a slower build-up of funky smells throughout the day.

So says the "silly" guy.
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Male 12,365
[quote]WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag...[/quote]

Since he didn`t do that, you`re looking rather silly right now.
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Male 12,365
I`d need to bathe in Immac every other day to get rid of my body hair. It`s debateable whether I should use shower gel or just shampoo all over.

As for smelling...well, I wash. Amazingly, it works.

Good hygeine and shaving are not the same thing. Anyone who thinks they are is either strange or doesn`t wash often enough.

Shave if you like, I don`t care. But be honest - it`s either an aesthetic choice or bowing to social pressure unless you`re a bodybuilder or a racing cyclist.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do.[/quote]

Are you really that bigoted and ignorant, or are you just trolling for laughs?
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Female 2,352
Man groomer for when your pubes are OUT OF CONTROL man.
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Male 2,796
"Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do."

WOW!! I didn`t even check his profile... it really does say he`s gay! Hey Gerry, where do you get off criticising anyone at all for being metrosexual, feminine or gay?? What a D-Bag...
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Male 85
WOW, lot`s of hairy buggers out there!
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Male 1,108
Gerry, dude, the day I`m told how masculine I am by a guy who`s profile states he`s gay is the day I die. I have never in my life sucked a dick and nor will I ever. That`s what women do.
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Female 237
Also, my ex years ago had out of control underarm hair LOL. He totally trimmed it and I was glad he did! He didn`t go overboard or anything, but a a lil` rig like this would have come in handy for him! xD
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Male 2,796
"shaving everything..... make up..... gelled hair .... fashion Fabulous men!... *sigh*"

Funny you should mention that... because nobody but you did. If you equate getting rid of a disgusting, sweaty, smelly bush situated around your nasty, hot and humid ballsack to "make-up, gelled hair...yada yada yada..." then perhaps you have a few issues yourself.
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Female 1,048
Does it do back hair too?
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Male 90
So what if someone trims ? To feel better. Specially in this 100+ weather
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Male 769
real men pluck. >.<
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Female 1,593
I like men with hair on their bodies. :(
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Female 463
@pooki3 - "and most chicks know how not to get hair in there mouth"
But why would you want a skill like that when shaving takes all of two minutes?
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Male 37,897
shaving everything..... make up..... gelled hair .... fashion Fabulous men!... *sigh*

according to Dictionary.com . . .

Metrosexual - n. A gay man who dates women.
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Male 113
My favorite part is the Metallic robot man on the packaging.
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Male 2,670
My weed-whacker works just fine, thankyouverymuch.
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Female 26
as a woman who has a hair man as long as you keep it clean its not a problem..and most chicks know how to not get hair in their mouth. I love hairy guys
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Male 212
I don`t have the time nor patience.
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Male 51
Nothing wrong with a little manscaping.
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Male 1,108
splurbyburbl, I concur, ladies do not want a man with fetid, musky thatch. The ladies like it clean and fresh, so that`s what the ladies get.
It makes for less time picking pubes out of teeth too, that`s time you could spend getting busy. It`s a bit of a passion killer: "why did you stop?" "oh, it`s nothing" *spit, cough, pick, repeat*
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Male 658
splurbyburbl, the women you just made up are willing to blow strange men; their hygiene cannot be all that great.
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Female 5,222
lakdjf lol
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Male 2,796
I love how all the males over the age of 39 are saying that it`s somehow wrong for men to groom their genitals.

The facts are that hair causes oils and stink especially when there is no ventilation down there. I don`t shave all of it, I shave my balls, trim the rest and simply shave anything on my ass, since hair tends to lock in odors. On hot days you will smell less.

Seeing as how I pull ass pretty well, I like to be able to not worry if my pubes stink after dancing at the nightclub. It would be pretty embarrassing to have a girl not want to go down on you because you stink... I certainly wouldn`t want to go down on a chick that stinks!!

But you old men don`t understand these concepts apparently. Good hygiene is always appreciated by women with good hygiene, and that`s all there is to it.
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Female 255
As a woman, I say shaving isn`t nessesary (it`s actually kinda creepy), but a trim every now and then is nice. We don`t wanna go down on you with all that hair. I trim, & I want a man that returns the favor.
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Male 25,416
wow. Its for men!
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Male 4,867
the comments was much much funnier than the picture
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Male 3,842
Don`t get it, this product has been around for years, for men to shave sensitive areas as shown.
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Male 37,897
okay, I get that hair might cause friction in the water or on a bike.... IF YOU`RE IN THE OLYMPICS! and 1/10th of a second matters.

For the rest of you.... you`re a woman.
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Male 2,688
@tws8631

As a former wrestler, we used to pretty much be hairless from the neck down... Same reason as swimmers, it made for better movement and was just more comfortable... And it tended to look better.
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Male 37,897
@ dude21862004 ... "my man bush trimmed...like a women... return the favor"

Because you are NOT at woman.... oh wait. yes you are.
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Male 180
Dude image on the package looks like one of those airport security body scan.
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Male 5,608
I`m not buying that. It cut his entire Johnson off!!...
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Male 768
I prefer my man bush trimmed and nice. I like a woman clean shaven, why shouldn`t I return the favor. Just sayin`.
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Male 316
To the dumb a$$es-
Swimmers and competitive bodybuilders are two examples of guys that shave their armpits. Only guys with little dicks shave their crotch.
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Female 9,402
I finally found my birthday gift for my dad. :)
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Male 1,244
"I don`t think I even have a femanine side. If I did, I would be touching it all the time."

WIN
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Male 257
Yeah, what guy shaves his armpits? If I ever wanted to shave my pubes, yeah, a very precise and calm hand with a razor would be sufficient.
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Female 23
On the diagram the dude doesnt have a thingy.
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Male 333
Haha what man shaves their armpits
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Male 37,897
stop efeminizing men. We are loud, hairy, stinky creatures with only 3 things on our little brains. Sex, Food, Sleep. Accept it and stop making us get in touch with our femanine sides.
I don`t think I even have a femanine side. If I did, I would be touching it all the time.
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Male 3,619
for some reason i cant help but feel it is actually pretty handy =/
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Male 2,056
dude, use a razor.
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Male 2,332
It should come in pink for the sake of its emasculated target group. I believe they`re called "Douchebags".
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Male 2,796
Dude, I know this is somehow supposed to be funny... but if you have never tried to shave your sack and crack with a razor then you don`t know how difficult it is, how gentle you have to be or how long it can take to be thorough. Electric razors don`t get very close and truth be told, you can cut yourself (down there) much easier with an electric shaver than a razor.

If this product makes it easier with a cleaner shave... I would buy it.
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Male 15,510
[quote] Apparently this product is for silver-skinned eunuchs. Count me out! [/quote]

Lol, Silver surfers race
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Male 591
Apparently this product is for silver-skinned eunuchs. Count me out!
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Male 10,845
As if a regular razor won`t do the job?
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Male 901
Maintain Yourself
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Male 6,694
If you trim the bushes the trees look bigger and better. You gotta manscape.
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Male 19,873
Link: Calling All Men: Buy The Man Groomer Now [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because your pits and your genitals look and smell like Bin Laden`s beard.
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