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Date: 08/06/10 02:01 PM

65 Responses to Britain`s Got Tips: Disgusting Tips [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Link: Britain`s Got Tips: Disgusting Tips - Thanks Cathy Stratton from Leeds, we`ll be sure to take you up on your clever idea for slippers.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    and they say americans are stupid
  3. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    where?
  4. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ewww that is nasty. Crazy old cat lady me thinks
  5. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    hey if you pee you wont leave a puddle
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    That`s just wrong. Plain wrong.
  7. Profile photo of lottiebubble
    lottiebubble Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Did anyone else miss the creepy slippers and go straight to "D. Mudkips"?
  8. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    @ lottiebubble - yes. Yes I did :)
  9. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    where do the wings go?
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Proud to be British!

    ...

    *bursts into tears*
  11. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?
  12. Profile photo of Rhasputin
    Rhasputin Female 18-29
    112 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Yeah, I was immediately distracted b D.Mudkips.
  13. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    ``Please return to D. Mudkips.``?

    Oh lord. They have a leader.
    And they demand we return to him.

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
  14. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Hey, props to her boyfriend/husband who could stare at her in those things @_@
  15. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Jaundice; it`s not the smell. My eyes water when I cut onions. I`ve worn swimming goggles before and they didn`t water a single bit.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Reminds me of that tip for using tampons as Christmas tree decorations...
  17. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?

    Are you sure it isn`t gas from the onions reacting with the moisture in your eyes to form a weak solution of sulphuric acid that your body washes off your eyes by producing tears? That`s what`s usually thought to be the cause.
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?
    Yeah, it`s not the smell. It`s sulphur compounds from the onion contacting your eyes, which causes your eyes to water.
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    lmao @ edimesic
  20. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I used to read this magazine ALL THE FRICKIN` TIME.
  21. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I imagine some friends ridiculing the magazine, which morphs into suggestions for ever more ludicrous tips. Someone comes up with the sanitary towel slippers, everyone laughs and they send it in. Maybe with a bet:

    "I bet they`d print that."
    "No way, even they can`t be that stupid."
    "Tenner on it."
    "You`re on."

  22. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    lol mudkipz
  23. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    dear God D:

    these tips pages are hilarious though - love them
  24. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    You can also use empty Kleenex boxes.
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Say what you will but those slippers are super absorbent.
  26. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    I read this magazine sometimes, most of the tips aren`t that bad.
  27. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Wait, that man`s name is mudkips?
  28. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    i often pee in mine when too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. no muss, no fuss!
  29. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    The PERFECT holiday gift for the stigmata sufferer in your life!
  30. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    LOL Mudkipz
  31. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    stupid brits.
  32. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    "buxco215
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    922 Posts Friday, August 6, 2010 6:01:10 PM
    The PERFECT holiday gift for the stigmata sufferer in your life!"

    Niiiiiiiiice one.
  33. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    The cell phone thing is dumb. Gives away way too much info to strangers.
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    Reminds me of the brilliant British comic "Viz" which takes the piss out of tips pages like this one. Some gems:

    - Create that instant "designer stubble" look by sucking on a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

    - Foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted Pop Tart in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside.

    - Confuse shopkeepers by buying a sheet of wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it.

    - Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

    - Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have sex without waking her up.

    - An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

    Brilliant.
  35. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    mudkipz have taken over!
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    I like the one where she puts dates on her make-up so she knows when they expire. OMG I USED THIS MAKE-UP A DAY AFTER IT EXPIRED MY EYES THEY BUUUUURN.
    How needlessly compulsive.
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    @davymid
    funnier than the post.
    "...... so you don`t wake her up." LOL.
  38. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @Davymid: Don`t waste money on expensive toilet tissue, instead buy the cheapest available and use the money you saved on soap to wash your fingers.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    An-egg, another memorable one:

    Simply glue Rice Krispies all over your car`s tires for that "expensive gravel driveway" effect.
  40. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Arf!
  41. Profile photo of SoBelovesyou
    SoBelovesyou Female 18-29
    7 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    i herd u like mudkips~
  42. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Other brilliant tips>
    If you need a crosshead screwdriver to remove screws but do not have one to hand, use the tip of a pointed potato peeler.

    If your daughter is going to a school prom a new outfit need not break the bank. An old dress can look new with borrowed jewellery and a sequinned hem.

    Not got a egg cup for your boiled egg? Simply turn over a empty egg box on it`s head and use that, the eggs fit perfectly and you can enjoy your breakfast.


    To entertain the children, save 10 inner cardboard tubes from a toilet roll, then get them topaint these and with a tennis ball you have your own indoor ten pin bowling, will keep the kids occupied for hours.

  43. Profile photo of AndeAnd56
    AndeAnd56 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    Actually. If you want to serve snacks at a party, you can use little pretzel sticks. So much better than toothpicks or dried spaghetti.
    ................I`m just saying!
  44. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    lmao

    I wonder what most women would rather be without...maxipad slippers or maxipads?

    You would get Athletes Vagina if you used them as maxipads later right?
  45. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    rather wear socks
  46. Profile photo of Valeira
    Valeira Female 30-39
    28 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:01 am
    mudkipz!!!!!!!!!
  47. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:07 am
    sanitary slippers hahaha
  48. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:16 am
    ....its a windup
  49. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:29 am
    I can`t believe the mudkips part wasn`t the focal point
  50. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:42 am
    Sanitary pads are not fluffy - what is that woman on?
  51. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:31 am
    The real star tip here is the one involving a Mr or Ms O. Mudkips. One of the most awesome names in the world...
  52. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:34 am
    >.< england why do you disappoint the "british" so much.
  53. Profile photo of Ikchen
    Ikchen Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Mudkips? Awesome! :D
    Oh. wait. That wasn`t what we came here for?
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    wow, use dried spagetti as a tooth pick! interesting!
  55. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
    88 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    /facepalm

    sometimes I hate my country.
  56. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    I`m going to make my own soft fluffy slippers right now.
  57. Profile photo of E11e
    E11e Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I`m getting deja vu...
  58. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I think the crease-free sarong lady was more disgusting.
  59. Profile photo of miarty
    miarty Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Some people have too much spare time on their hands...
  60. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    MUDKIPS!
  61. Profile photo of AnyNameDamit
    AnyNameDamit Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 9, 2010 at 5:24 am
    I`m more scared of Jennys crease free sarong. I take it she also saves time by not taking food out of it`s wrapper before inhaling it.
  62. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Ok. Not sure about all that.
  63. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    My wife buys this magazine.

    *facepalm*
  64. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Well, the phone one is a decent idea.
  65. Profile photo of queenofleon
    queenofleon Female 18-29
    56 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:38 am
    cheap make up, invest in some decent make up and maybe you won`t have to worry so much about your facial fungus !

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