Britain`s Got Tips: Disgusting Tips [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Thanks Cathy Stratton from Leeds, we"ll be sure to take you up on your clever idea for slippers.
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Female 56
cheap make up, invest in some decent make up and maybe you won`t have to worry so much about your facial fungus !
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Male 1,351
Well, the phone one is a decent idea.
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Male 1,108
My wife buys this magazine.

*facepalm*
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Male 6,694
Ok. Not sure about all that.
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Male 1
I`m more scared of Jennys crease free sarong. I take it she also saves time by not taking food out of it`s wrapper before inhaling it.
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Male 158
MUDKIPS!
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Female 32
Some people have too much spare time on their hands...
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Female 238
I think the crease-free sarong lady was more disgusting.
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Female 36
I`m getting deja vu...
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Female 247
I`m going to make my own soft fluffy slippers right now.
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Male 88
/facepalm

sometimes I hate my country.
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Male 25,416
wow, use dried spagetti as a tooth pick! interesting!
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Female 26
Mudkips? Awesome! :D
Oh. wait. That wasn`t what we came here for?
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Female 87
>.< england why do you disappoint the "british" so much.
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Male 772
The real star tip here is the one involving a Mr or Ms O. Mudkips. One of the most awesome names in the world...
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Female 1,048
Sanitary pads are not fluffy - what is that woman on?
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Male 1,067
I can`t believe the mudkips part wasn`t the focal point
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Male 877
....its a windup
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Male 1,378
sanitary slippers hahaha
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Female 28
mudkipz!!!!!!!!!
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Male 670
rather wear socks
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Male 886
lmao

I wonder what most women would rather be without...maxipad slippers or maxipads?

You would get Athletes Vagina if you used them as maxipads later right?
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Female 11
Actually. If you want to serve snacks at a party, you can use little pretzel sticks. So much better than toothpicks or dried spaghetti.
................I`m just saying!
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Male 99
Other brilliant tips>
If you need a crosshead screwdriver to remove screws but do not have one to hand, use the tip of a pointed potato peeler.

If your daughter is going to a school prom a new outfit need not break the bank. An old dress can look new with borrowed jewellery and a sequinned hem.

Not got a egg cup for your boiled egg? Simply turn over a empty egg box on it`s head and use that, the eggs fit perfectly and you can enjoy your breakfast.


To entertain the children, save 10 inner cardboard tubes from a toilet roll, then get them topaint these and with a tennis ball you have your own indoor ten pin bowling, will keep the kids occupied for hours.

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Female 7
i herd u like mudkips~
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Male 884
Arf!
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Male 12,138
An-egg, another memorable one:

Simply glue Rice Krispies all over your car`s tires for that "expensive gravel driveway" effect.
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Male 884
@Davymid: Don`t waste money on expensive toilet tissue, instead buy the cheapest available and use the money you saved on soap to wash your fingers.
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Male 2,893
@davymid
funnier than the post.
"...... so you don`t wake her up." LOL.
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Female 3,562
I like the one where she puts dates on her make-up so she knows when they expire. OMG I USED THIS MAKE-UP A DAY AFTER IT EXPIRED MY EYES THEY BUUUUURN.
How needlessly compulsive.
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Male 699
mudkipz have taken over!
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Male 12,138
Reminds me of the brilliant British comic "Viz" which takes the piss out of tips pages like this one. Some gems:

- Create that instant "designer stubble" look by sucking on a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

- Foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted Pop Tart in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside.

- Confuse shopkeepers by buying a sheet of wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it.

- Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

- Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have sex without waking her up.

- An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Brilliant.
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Male 315
The cell phone thing is dumb. Gives away way too much info to strangers.
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Female 69
"buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
922 Posts Friday, August 6, 2010 6:01:10 PM
The PERFECT holiday gift for the stigmata sufferer in your life!"

Niiiiiiiiice one.
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Female 477
stupid brits.
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Female 126
LOL Mudkipz
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Male 976
The PERFECT holiday gift for the stigmata sufferer in your life!
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Male 915
i often pee in mine when too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. no muss, no fuss!
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Female 2,120
Wait, that man`s name is mudkips?
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Female 337
I read this magazine sometimes, most of the tips aren`t that bad.
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Female 2,352
Say what you will but those slippers are super absorbent.
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Male 206
You can also use empty Kleenex boxes.
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Female 839
dear God D:

these tips pages are hilarious though - love them
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Female 4,376
lol mudkipz
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Male 12,365
I imagine some friends ridiculing the magazine, which morphs into suggestions for ever more ludicrous tips. Someone comes up with the sanitary towel slippers, everyone laughs and they send it in. Maybe with a bet:

"I bet they`d print that."
"No way, even they can`t be that stupid."
"Tenner on it."
"You`re on."

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Female 965
I used to read this magazine ALL THE FRICKIN` TIME.
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Female 5,222
lmao @ edimesic
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Male 12,138
[quote]Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?[/quote]
Yeah, it`s not the smell. It`s sulphur compounds from the onion contacting your eyes, which causes your eyes to water.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?[/quote]

Are you sure it isn`t gas from the onions reacting with the moisture in your eyes to form a weak solution of sulphuric acid that your body washes off your eyes by producing tears? That`s what`s usually thought to be the cause.
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Male 15,510
Reminds me of that tip for using tampons as Christmas tree decorations...
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Female 515
Jaundice; it`s not the smell. My eyes water when I cut onions. I`ve worn swimming goggles before and they didn`t water a single bit.
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Male 210
Hey, props to her boyfriend/husband who could stare at her in those things @_@
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Male 594
``Please return to D. Mudkips.``?

Oh lord. They have a leader.
And they demand we return to him.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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Female 112
Yeah, I was immediately distracted b D.Mudkips.
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Female 674
Goggles when you`re cutting onions? Did it occur to him that your eyes weep because of the smell?
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Male 4,680
Proud to be British!

...

*bursts into tears*
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Male 99
where do the wings go?
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Male 300
@ lottiebubble - yes. Yes I did :)
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Female 8
Did anyone else miss the creepy slippers and go straight to "D. Mudkips"?
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Male 12,138
That`s just wrong. Plain wrong.
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Male 235
hey if you pee you wont leave a puddle
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Female 61
ewww that is nasty. Crazy old cat lady me thinks
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Male 871
where?
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Male 37,888
and they say americans are stupid
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Male 19,855
Link: Britain`s Got Tips: Disgusting Tips [Pic] [Rate Link] - Thanks Cathy Stratton from Leeds, we`ll be sure to take you up on your clever idea for slippers.
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