Billboard Don`t Know What It`s Talking About [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

Real men? Really? We beg to differ...
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Male 14
YA REAL MEN DON`T NEED PORN!!!!! they just need to grow a pair.....
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Female 93
Men have toys, men have awesome toys that look and feel like vaginas and vibrate. They can also get them modeled after their fave pornstar...

Though I will admit, females toys get pretty intense ;)
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Female 251
As Mithraela said ...women watch porn too.

and we have toys! Men don`t even have toys!

Who are the dirty ones now, eh? Dumb poster.
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Male 52
Real men...without weiners maybe
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Female 535
Well, real Women do.
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Male 37,913
Men are visual. We always have been, and we always will be. We learn more visually. Our brains are wired that way. Just as a woman`s brain is more auditory and they learn more through dialogue.

Let`s make a deal... men will give up porn if women will shut up?

Deal?
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Male 258
Real men don`t need porn, but we like it.
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Female 136
Whats this whole thing about not liking your boyfreind getting new ideas from porn. Becuase I`m pretty sure you wouldn`t like him to come home and say "hey you wnat to try this new move that i learnt from a girl i hooked up with last night?"
+++ this whole load of pooop that it`s degrading? If women choose to make porn, I say it`s a whole lot more dignified than going out and getting totally rat arsed and ending up the next day pregnant.
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Male 914
@bryantm3

"it`s not really good to infect your mind with that stuff"

What`s infected is not the minds of porn watchers but rather the minds of porn haters who for some unexplainable reason believe that sex is a wonderful, magical expression of love between two people... UNTIL you throw a camera into the room. Then it`s a horrible act that infects our minds and turns us into sex offenders.

I think this is one video that every porn hater should watch:

Penn & Teller War on Porn
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Male 914
@megann_exoh

Would you care explaining to me exactly how a couple recording themselves having sex is "far detached from reality"? Is it because it`s comprised of pixels on a screen and therefore not real? Or do you assume that all porn is scripted and rehearsed by actors who aren`t actually having sex? If so then I`d be REALLY interested to know what you call the REAL stuff if it doesn`t quality as porn.

I think you have some maturing to do. Knowing your type though, you`re probably going to be a sexual cold fish your whole life and will stare daggers at your partner for being a perv every time he looks at you "in that way" thereby treating you like a "sex object". Let me tell you something. That attitude is likely the #1 cause for divorce in north america. Just something for you to keep in mind while you grow up.
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Male 345
Masturbating to CNN isn`t really the same.
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Female 290
Amen, sign. ¢¾ Dear men, put on your big-boy pants and just get over it.
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Male 37,913
Ladies, Your men occationally want to see something other than you. Here`s your options, Pick one.

A) PORN {inhome and no diseases}
B) STRIP CLUB {expensive drinks & you never know where it could lead}
C) CHEATING {expensive, disease, divorce, etc.}

Now, doesn`t Porn sound like the best option?

Please note, D) ABSTINANCE is not on the list and doesn`t work anyway... he`ll just lie about it.
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Male 12
If girls would put themselves out there we wouldn`t need it.
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Male 11
Yeah! Down with Citizens Opposing Pornography! Those [email protected]! Wait, is that what they meant with the circle/slash?
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Male 608
"i would go absolutley mental" What a beotch you must be... And my guess, you already are mental megann......
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Female 412
I agree with the sign and megann_exoh. She may be younger than most of us but she has a point. No point attacking me now too because I never bother to come back and read all the new messages :)
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Female 718
megann_exoh has been watching the wrong sort of porn.
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Male 37,913
some tight-assed woman designed that billboard. No man ever would.
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Female 463
Lol @oxyl. And Megann come back to all of us in a few years (ya know, when you are an ADULT) and tell us what you think then.
I personally like porn. Quite alot. It`s not unhealthy, just fun ;)
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Female 1,623
pmarren: I second that.

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Male 915
thanks for coming our megann, better luck next time. now be quiet and let the grown-ups talk, ok?
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Male 593
pmarren FTW! Anyways, this billboard is sexist XD
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Female 235
megann..you are 13-17...you shouldn`t even be having sex. Porn is for grown ups, ladies and men.

You have been brainwashed.
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Male 4,594
And who are the vacuous morons who decided that porn is somehow a "bad" thing? The religious right? I`m getting plenty tired of their bulls#it.
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Male 6,694
All guys like bewbies.
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Male 192
@KellsBells Same with me and the wife. We get all of our best ideas from it :D I did find it strange at first, when I realized she liked to watch it. I was caught up in the stereo-type of it being a "guy thing" at the time. Man was I wrong, and thank god I was!
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Female 316
@megann_exoh...well, now you know one that doesn`t think like you do.

My husband and I watch porn together every once in a while for kicks. And if one of us sees something we think might be fun to try, we talk about it and sometimes try it. What the heck? We try to keep things fun and interesting and this is one way we do that. No one is hurt, no one turns into a sex addict...jeez.

I don`t get all the BS about porn. As long as they keep children, underage boys and girls, and animals out of it, then it`s all good. If you don`t like it, then don`t watch it or buy it. But don`t hate on the rest of us because you`re sexually repressed. (That goes for all the mega-porn-haters.)

I think maybe if people stop treating the human body like it`s some dirty, evil-inducing instrument of the devil, and learn to accept and appreciate what "God" gave them and enjoy themselves, there wouldn`t be all this negativity (and probably much less cheating).
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Male 286
I remember when I was younger porn was more like a comedy than a pleasure.
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Female 199
I myself have a good stash of porn

it`s fine to have porn as long as you don`t get like, crazy addicted or something

yes girls, it is okay for your boyfriend to watch porn (unless you`re the bossy jealous type)
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Female 688
keep on preaching brother sign

porn doesn`t teach you *anything* because it`s so far detatched from reality. surely everyone knows that?? if my boyfriend tried something on me he`d learnt from porn, i would go absolutley mental. and that goes for pretty much every other girl i know, too.
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Male 179
i guess it`s one of those things. if you can go without it, and have a strong monogamous relationship, that`s the best possible situation... it`s not really good to infect your mind with that stuff. however, it`s better than going out and sleeping with 3 different women at once. so if it keeps you from breaking hearts and spreading STDs, go for it.
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Female 61
Does that mean that I`m not a real man?
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Male 25,416
eeek!
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Male 2,893
Porn is God........
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Male 122
I think of it as educational research.
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Male 2,592
i`ve needed porn even when i had a gf.
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Male 2,700
Well at least pron wont rrun off with your best friend....Or start a war citing a porn "lord". Porn will also not clog your arteries or make you go blind.....Oh, wait.....Scratch that last part =)
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Female 164
Well, at least chicks can still watch porn.
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Male 126
Because real men have real women.
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Male 703
"such a phallacy" I lol`d pretty hard at that. Then I went back to my regular porn-viewing schedule.
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Male 758
Welp...that settles it, I`m a fake man.

I`m cool with it.
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Female 1,324
@MEZA - heck yes girls watch porn

@sausage1 - um, you know there`s such a thing as gay porn right? >>
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Male 83
the guy that designed the billboard is either gay or... no, gay
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Male 325
I recently kicked the habit.
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Male 4,680
@sparrowpants- Oh heavens no, you can`t seriously be implying that every single member of an internet forum isn`t a 30 year old beer drinking, chick-banging, cigar smoking burly lumberjack/mercenary!
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Male 333
Wait, do girls watch porn? O_o
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Male 2,748
lol
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Female 248
Yeah! Porn is for women! Yall tell em!
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Male 2,549
Porn is for wusses who are too timid to climb to the fourth story balcony and watch their kinky, hot neighbours go at it...as for those voyeur charges? The cops can kiss my arse...when bestial cries get to a certain decibel level it`s like sharing it with everyone anyway.
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Male 15,510
We dont need it, we just like it
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Male 257
I don`t beg to differ at all.
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Male 1,418
Well. I`m not a man. I`m an evolved being beyond the realm of men. We need porn to survive. You can be an evolved being too. Think it, and there you are.
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Male 36,543
[quote">can anyone find a site of lesbian midget bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs?[/quote">

@Genocyde: Right HERE
Just a few BING searches away!
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Male 36,543
Don`t "need" it!
I enjoy the artistry of it! YEah! That`s the ticket!
Why, I could get a date ANYtime I wanted to...
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Male 881
Such a phallacy.
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Female 275
Whew! Good thing I`m a girl :)
MMMM DELICIOUS PORN
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Male 914
Slightly off topic, but I have to facepalm every time I hear someone use the word "use" or "using" before porn. Like "my husband uses porn almost every week." Does anyone else think this is utterly retarded? I mean, you never hear someone say "I use harlequin romances twice a month" or "I like to use poker with my buddies on the weekend." Why is this? More religious bullsh-t in my opinion.
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Female 58
Yeah, `cause the guys on IAB are "real men". Don`t delude yourself, kiddies.
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Male 3,756
So "Real Men" are supposed to have numerous sexual encounters with random women?
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Female 1,593
I like how they only target half of the porn audience.

Cause girls don`t watch porn!

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Nope. We *enjoy* porn.
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Male 559
I like how they only target half of the porn audience.

Cause girls don`t watch porn!
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Male 1,596
real men use their powers of imagination
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Male 12,365
Here`s a good rule of thumb:

Any person/sign/pamphlet/whatever that uses the phrase "real men" is bullpoo and you can freely ignore the rest of it.
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Male 2,440
I guess "Real men" also wait until marriage to have sex, then refuse all forms of contraception thereby causing little "Suzie Sunday" to pop out 12 kids that all go to church 3 times a week.

Gawd Bless Amerika!
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Male 712
::Real men should just stop lying to their church.::

Good but would have been better put if it had just read...

::Real men should just stop lying::

The way I see it. If they`re not your parents, paying your bills or drating you...you don`t owe them an explanation.
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Male 712
No, that group is absolutely right...Real Men have awesome imaginations. For example, can anyone find a site of lesbian midget bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs? Didn`t think so.
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Male 7,378
Real men should just stop lying to their church.
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Male 699
lol defendors87
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Male 30
well porn is a great way to waste time
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Male 716
@rook187

Fap fail.
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Male 519
hate to see what they think about hentai.
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Male 22
Hmm, I thought that REAL WOMEN make porn.
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Female 3,574
well men don`t NEED porn, they just like it.
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Male 226
There was an article on Yahoo about the effect of porn on men. The study could not be conducted because they couldn`t find a single man who hadn`t seen porn.
Just search:
"Pornography study doomed fail scientists single man hadnt viewed x rated material"
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Male 333
I was on a road trip to Michigan from oklahoma one time and there was a billboard there that read, "pornography poisons the mind" and right next to it was an adult superstore with a full parking lot haha I love irony
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Male 339
uh-huh real men go to church every sunday and do the bidding of their imaginary friend...
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Male 570
and real women don`t want real men.
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Male 210
Who needs porn when we have I-Am-Bored? I get all the cosplay hotties I need here. ;)
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Male 258
To be fair, it`s true. I don`t strictly NEED porn, but just try taking it away from me on the understanding you`re going to get a dinner fork repeatedly jabbed into your genitals. And I`m a quick jabber.
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Male 1,678
I must be pretend.
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Female 533
...I call bs!
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Male 19,887
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