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Date: 08/16/10 02:35 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Link: Billboard Don`t Know What It`s Talking About - Real men? Really? We beg to differ...
  2. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    ...I call bs!
  3. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I must be pretend.
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    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    To be fair, it`s true. I don`t strictly NEED porn, but just try taking it away from me on the understanding you`re going to get a dinner fork repeatedly jabbed into your genitals. And I`m a quick jabber.
  5. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Who needs porn when we have I-Am-Bored? I get all the cosplay hotties I need here. ;)
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    and real women don`t want real men.
  7. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    uh-huh real men go to church every sunday and do the bidding of their imaginary friend...
  8. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I was on a road trip to Michigan from oklahoma one time and there was a billboard there that read, "pornography poisons the mind" and right next to it was an adult superstore with a full parking lot haha I love irony
  9. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    There was an article on Yahoo about the effect of porn on men. The study could not be conducted because they couldn`t find a single man who hadn`t seen porn.
    Just search:
    "Pornography study doomed fail scientists single man hadnt viewed x rated material"
  10. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    well men don`t NEED porn, they just like it.
  11. Profile photo of BalenWest
    BalenWest Male 40-49
    22 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Hmm, I thought that REAL WOMEN make porn.
  12. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    hate to see what they think about hentai.
  13. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    @rook187

    Fap fail.
  14. Profile photo of rickpat
    rickpat Male 13-17
    30 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    well porn is a great way to waste time
  15. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    lol defendors87
  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Real men should just stop lying to their church.
  17. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    No, that group is absolutely right...Real Men have awesome imaginations. For example, can anyone find a site of lesbian midget bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs? Didn`t think so.
  18. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    ::Real men should just stop lying to their church.::

    Good but would have been better put if it had just read...

    ::Real men should just stop lying::

    The way I see it. If they`re not your parents, paying your bills or drating you...you don`t owe them an explanation.
  19. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I guess "Real men" also wait until marriage to have sex, then refuse all forms of contraception thereby causing little "Suzie Sunday" to pop out 12 kids that all go to church 3 times a week.

    Gawd Bless Amerika!
  20. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Here`s a good rule of thumb:

    Any person/sign/pamphlet/whatever that uses the phrase "real men" is bullpoo and you can freely ignore the rest of it.
  21. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    real men use their powers of imagination
  22. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I like how they only target half of the porn audience.

    Cause girls don`t watch porn!
  23. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    I like how they only target half of the porn audience.

    Cause girls don`t watch porn!

    ---

    Nope. We *enjoy* porn.
  24. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    So "Real Men" are supposed to have numerous sexual encounters with random women?
  25. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Yeah, `cause the guys on IAB are "real men". Don`t delude yourself, kiddies.
  26. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Slightly off topic, but I have to facepalm every time I hear someone use the word "use" or "using" before porn. Like "my husband uses porn almost every week." Does anyone else think this is utterly retarded? I mean, you never hear someone say "I use harlequin romances twice a month" or "I like to use poker with my buddies on the weekend." Why is this? More religious bullsh-t in my opinion.
  27. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Whew! Good thing I`m a girl :)
    MMMM DELICIOUS PORN
  28. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Such a phallacy.
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33139 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Don`t "need" it!
    I enjoy the artistry of it! YEah! That`s the ticket!
    Why, I could get a date ANYtime I wanted to...
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33139 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    [quote">can anyone find a site of lesbian midget bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs?[/quote">

    @Genocyde: Right HERE
    Just a few BING searches away!
  31. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1323 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Well. I`m not a man. I`m an evolved being beyond the realm of men. We need porn to survive. You can be an evolved being too. Think it, and there you are.
  32. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I don`t beg to differ at all.
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    We dont need it, we just like it
  34. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Porn is for wusses who are too timid to climb to the fourth story balcony and watch their kinky, hot neighbours go at it...as for those voyeur charges? The cops can kiss my arse...when bestial cries get to a certain decibel level it`s like sharing it with everyone anyway.
  35. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Yeah! Porn is for women! Yall tell em!
  36. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    lol
  37. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Wait, do girls watch porn? O_o
  38. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    @sparrowpants- Oh heavens no, you can`t seriously be implying that every single member of an internet forum isn`t a 30 year old beer drinking, chick-banging, cigar smoking burly lumberjack/mercenary!
  39. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    I recently kicked the habit.
  40. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    the guy that designed the billboard is either gay or... no, gay
  41. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    @MEZA - heck yes girls watch porn

    @sausage1 - um, you know there`s such a thing as gay porn right? >>
  42. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Welp...that settles it, I`m a fake man.

    I`m cool with it.
  43. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    "such a phallacy" I lol`d pretty hard at that. Then I went back to my regular porn-viewing schedule.
  44. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Because real men have real women.
  45. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Well, at least chicks can still watch porn.
  46. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Well at least pron wont rrun off with your best friend....Or start a war citing a porn "lord". Porn will also not clog your arteries or make you go blind.....Oh, wait.....Scratch that last part =)
  47. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    i`ve needed porn even when i had a gf.
  48. Profile photo of sleepyjoey
    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    I think of it as educational research.
  49. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Porn is God........
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    eeek!
  51. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    Does that mean that I`m not a real man?
  52. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:15 am
    i guess it`s one of those things. if you can go without it, and have a strong monogamous relationship, that`s the best possible situation... it`s not really good to infect your mind with that stuff. however, it`s better than going out and sleeping with 3 different women at once. so if it keeps you from breaking hearts and spreading STDs, go for it.
  53. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:33 am
    keep on preaching brother sign

    porn doesn`t teach you *anything* because it`s so far detatched from reality. surely everyone knows that?? if my boyfriend tried something on me he`d learnt from porn, i would go absolutley mental. and that goes for pretty much every other girl i know, too.
  54. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:03 am
    I myself have a good stash of porn

    it`s fine to have porn as long as you don`t get like, crazy addicted or something

    yes girls, it is okay for your boyfriend to watch porn (unless you`re the bossy jealous type)
  55. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:03 am
    I remember when I was younger porn was more like a comedy than a pleasure.
  56. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:56 am
    @megann_exoh...well, now you know one that doesn`t think like you do.

    My husband and I watch porn together every once in a while for kicks. And if one of us sees something we think might be fun to try, we talk about it and sometimes try it. What the heck? We try to keep things fun and interesting and this is one way we do that. No one is hurt, no one turns into a sex addict...jeez.

    I don`t get all the BS about porn. As long as they keep children, underage boys and girls, and animals out of it, then it`s all good. If you don`t like it, then don`t watch it or buy it. But don`t hate on the rest of us because you`re sexually repressed. (That goes for all the mega-porn-haters.)

    I think maybe if people stop treating the human body like it`s some dirty, evil-inducing instrument of the devil, and learn to accept and appreciate what "God" gave them and enjoy themselves, there wouldn`t be all this negativity (and probably much less cheating).
    <
  57. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:15 am
    @KellsBells Same with me and the wife. We get all of our best ideas from it :D I did find it strange at first, when I realized she liked to watch it. I was caught up in the stereo-type of it being a "guy thing" at the time. Man was I wrong, and thank god I was!
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:37 am
    All guys like bewbies.
  59. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:13 am
    And who are the vacuous morons who decided that porn is somehow a "bad" thing? The religious right? I`m getting plenty tired of their bulls#it.
  60. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:23 am
    megann..you are 13-17...you shouldn`t even be having sex. Porn is for grown ups, ladies and men.

    You have been brainwashed.
  61. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:29 am
    pmarren FTW! Anyways, this billboard is sexist XD
  62. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:19 am
    thanks for coming our megann, better luck next time. now be quiet and let the grown-ups talk, ok?
  63. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:21 am
    pmarren: I second that.

  64. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Lol @oxyl. And Megann come back to all of us in a few years (ya know, when you are an ADULT) and tell us what you think then.
    I personally like porn. Quite alot. It`s not unhealthy, just fun ;)
  65. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:05 am
    some tight-assed woman designed that billboard. No man ever would.
  66. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:15 am
    megann_exoh has been watching the wrong sort of porn.
  67. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I agree with the sign and megann_exoh. She may be younger than most of us but she has a point. No point attacking me now too because I never bother to come back and read all the new messages :)
  68. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    "i would go absolutley mental" What a beotch you must be... And my guess, you already are mental megann......
  69. Profile photo of FireNGlory
    FireNGlory Male 30-39
    11 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Yeah! Down with Citizens Opposing Pornography! Those [email protected]! Wait, is that what they meant with the circle/slash?
  70. Profile photo of GodOfThorns
    GodOfThorns Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    If girls would put themselves out there we wouldn`t need it.
  71. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Ladies, Your men occationally want to see something other than you. Here`s your options, Pick one.

    A) PORN {inhome and no diseases}
    B) STRIP CLUB {expensive drinks & you never know where it could lead}
    C) CHEATING {expensive, disease, divorce, etc.}

    Now, doesn`t Porn sound like the best option?

    Please note, D) ABSTINANCE is not on the list and doesn`t work anyway... he`ll just lie about it.
  72. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Amen, sign. ¢¾ Dear men, put on your big-boy pants and just get over it.
  73. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Masturbating to CNN isn`t really the same.
  74. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    @megann_exoh

    Would you care explaining to me exactly how a couple recording themselves having sex is "far detached from reality"? Is it because it`s comprised of pixels on a screen and therefore not real? Or do you assume that all porn is scripted and rehearsed by actors who aren`t actually having sex? If so then I`d be REALLY interested to know what you call the REAL stuff if it doesn`t quality as porn.

    I think you have some maturing to do. Knowing your type though, you`re probably going to be a sexual cold fish your whole life and will stare daggers at your partner for being a perv every time he looks at you "in that way" thereby treating you like a "sex object". Let me tell you something. That attitude is likely the #1 cause for divorce in north america. Just something for you to keep in mind while you grow up.
  75. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    @bryantm3

    "it`s not really good to infect your mind with that stuff"

    What`s infected is not the minds of porn watchers but rather the minds of porn haters who for some unexplainable reason believe that sex is a wonderful, magical expression of love between two people... UNTIL you throw a camera into the room. Then it`s a horrible act that infects our minds and turns us into sex offenders.

    I think this is one video that every porn hater should watch:

    Penn & Teller War on Porn
  76. Profile photo of liklepip
    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Whats this whole thing about not liking your boyfreind getting new ideas from porn. Becuase I`m pretty sure you wouldn`t like him to come home and say "hey you wnat to try this new move that i learnt from a girl i hooked up with last night?"
    +++ this whole load of pooop that it`s degrading? If women choose to make porn, I say it`s a whole lot more dignified than going out and getting totally rat arsed and ending up the next day pregnant.
  77. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Real men don`t need porn, but we like it.
  78. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Men are visual. We always have been, and we always will be. We learn more visually. Our brains are wired that way. Just as a woman`s brain is more auditory and they learn more through dialogue.

    Let`s make a deal... men will give up porn if women will shut up?

    Deal?
  79. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Well, real Women do.
  80. Profile photo of AustinJay
    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Real men...without weiners maybe
  81. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
    As Mithraela said ...women watch porn too.

    and we have toys! Men don`t even have toys!

    Who are the dirty ones now, eh? Dumb poster.
  82. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Men have toys, men have awesome toys that look and feel like vaginas and vibrate. They can also get them modeled after their fave pornstar...

    Though I will admit, females toys get pretty intense ;)
  83. Profile photo of thepartyboat
    thepartyboat Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    YA REAL MEN DON`T NEED PORN!!!!! they just need to grow a pair.....

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