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Date: 08/02/10 02:03 PM

58 Responses to Baby`s First Ghetto Fabulous Birthday Party [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Link: Baby`s First Ghetto Fabulous Birthday Party - Anyone got a translation on what `i Feel U muggin Me Cuz.`
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    so GHETTO
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    i Feel U muggin Me Cuz
  4. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    It means I see you looking at me
  5. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Notice how every letter is capitalized except the one that`s supposed to be, "i".
  6. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Yeah, I defenitely cant translate that. I just.. dont understand what im seeing. At all.
  7. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Poppin Bottles x___________X
  8. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    I think the most appropriate gift for the child would be English lessons. They`re certainly not going to learn English at home and that will put them at a disadvantage later in life.
  9. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Hmm....maybe it`s this:

    I feel that you would like to mug my parents because of their assault on human language.
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    why god, why? why must they be so stereotypical? it`s hard not to make fun of them.
  11. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Inverse caps ftw!
  12. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    It probably means mean-mugging. That`s when you notice someone giving you a dirty look out of jealousy. So "I see u mugging me" = "I see that you`re jealous"
  13. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I see an address, a date. something about gifts, and something about a sexual assault by a `cuz`, assuming that means cousin

    Is Ka`miya the kids name? Is MI Mi the mother`s? What is "we poppin bottles"?

    After looking at this; this what I could gather.
  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    This is why you pay someone to do your signs, invitations, and general newsletters.
  15. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    It would be in Florida...
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    how do you pronounce her name? Come-ear? Kam-ee-ah?

    Whatever happen to Janet, Maude or Beullah
  17. Profile photo of Scrooluse
    Scrooluse Male 30-39
    64 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    *furrows his brow*
    Hmmm...
    "I feel you muggin` me cuz" might be an alternative, very roundabout way of saying "I see you looking at me, aren`t I absolutely the cutest?"

    Beyond that, I`ve got nothing.
  18. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    its all about the `barney franklins`
  19. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    @Brimstone...I thought mugging was like a robbery not a sexual assault.
  20. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    This should be submitted as evidence by DSS that the parents are unfit to raise their children.
  21. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I love the whole ghetto feel you get from it and yet they laminated it...
  22. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    oh god! burn it with ice!
  23. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Anyone else google street view this? It looks a lot like a clean middle class neighborhood to me...
  24. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    @pixiechick81 - `clean middle class neighborhood`...what are you saying?
  25. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    ka`miya...what kind of name is that?...damn

    we poppin bottles LOL

    and...she`s ONE year old...look what they`ve done to her hair!...ugh...
  26. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    *Prays this is a joke*
  27. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    this place is like 15-20 minutes from where i live--i wish i could have gone...
  28. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    @pixiechick81,
    Clever, yeah I don`t see anything that looks...like this this could be real. Appearances can be deceiving though.
  29. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    I also feel u muggin me cuz :)
  30. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    "Have my gift wen u come, dats on everything i luv"

    um....what?
  31. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    They be snatchin yo people up and you put an address and a date??? Silly person.
  32. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    they poppin` bottles, damnit
    I wanna go
  33. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    they should have gone ahead and wrote it like this..

    have ma giff wen u come datz on errthang i luv
  34. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    lmaoooo wtf..
  35. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    Well. I don`t really have an issue with this. It`s a party. For a baby. What`s the problem?
  36. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    1 year old already works at the human services building AND has EBT. Get rocked, America.
  37. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    I`m just wondering about "365 days and coming" HUH?
  38. Profile photo of Froggybuster
    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 2:43 am
    1 year old fool!
  39. Profile photo of celtickade
    celtickade Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 2:44 am
    I live 30 seconds away from where this took place.
    I`m so ashamed of my city.
  40. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 5:47 am
    Don`t get jealous cuz they rest of you had to wait til 16 to get a bombing a s s party! And what`s EBT?
  41. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2373 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:32 am
    After-party roundup:

    Three arrests
    Two gunshot wounds (non-fatal)
    Three violations of parole
    One reported drive-by (no injuries)
  42. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:52 am
    Ghetto-Fabulous!

    @Cashaviola EBT is food stamps
  43. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Looks like a sophisticated combination of both Ebonics, and North American-Retard languages.
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
    `I Feel U muggin Me Cuz.` Translation "I see/feel you looking at me."
  45. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:20 am
    @celtickade: I`m right there with you dude, right there with ya...
  46. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:30 am
    Why did it have to be Florida? Why did it have to be 15 minutes away? -_-
  47. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Why did it have to be Florida? Why did it have to be 15 minutes away? -_-

    ---

    Show up and bring a gift from all of us!
  48. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:35 am
    I looked up the place on Google Earth. Not a bad house, vaccumm by the front door (?), but a slightly ghetto-y neighborhood.
  49. Profile photo of onewhosinz
    onewhosinz Female 30-39
    47 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:32 am
    @ fnkychkn: Did you also happen to notice that a registered sex offender lived there?
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:54 am
    wow. just wow!
  51. Profile photo of Spaceballs85
    Spaceballs85 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    "We poppin` bottles"

    nice.
  52. Profile photo of OpenYourEyes
    OpenYourEyes Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    lmao
  53. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    I see a bright future for this child.
  54. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:01 am
    Yay for diversity!
  55. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:29 am
    Wait wait wait, run that by me one more time please, this time in ENGLISH.
  56. Profile photo of Dutch-Master
    Dutch-Master Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:39 am
    dats str8 up gangsta ish og
  57. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    weeerd
  58. Profile photo of VascoV
    VascoV Male 30-39
    56 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    If you like where you live and your station in Life , keep your children there ....

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