America, This Is Why You`re Getting Fatter [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

...and drunker. [Gotta admit though, this would make for a nice snack right about now.]
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Female 71
Umm...may i vomit now??
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Male 29
Yeah... I`ve got the munchies. And this picture really isn`t helping... time for some pizza rolls. lol
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Male 124
OHH HOLLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS TASTY!! YES GIVE IT TO THE FACE RIGHT NOW!!
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Female 30
One Heart Attack to go!
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Male 1,164
That is... um... what.... what is that?
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Male 699
do want!
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Male 25,416
yum
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Male 16
@GuardinGnome You missed my point. It does look good, infact it looks amazing, id rather have it on a massive bread roll than with that icing crap on top :)

With loads of brown sauce also.

Hotdogs are also delicious, in regulation... fatties.

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Male 67
i would so take that bottle of Wild Turk..if was there.
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Male 2,893
@gimbo
Don`t tell me that doesn`t look good.
And hotdogs are delicious thakyouverymuch.
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Male 16
Superfresh64 :@ gimbo, drat you, eat a bag of dicks, faggot eurotrash.

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@ Superfresh64, calm down fella. You may choke on your hotdog!...fatty.
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Female 78
The bacon looks good... can`t say the same for the cupcakes. Now a big`ol pancake bacon sandwhich... yummeh..!!
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Male 22
Idiot... that isn`t america... it`s TURKEY!!!
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Male 26
Hmmmm... Bacon...
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Female 3
Nobody can refuse the bacon.
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Female 584
barf...
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Female 1,593
Ugh Wild Turkey is just...gross.
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Female 2,927
ill just have one cinnamon roll please, thank you.
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Female 149
Dx Even being Chinese I cannot resist fragrant, freshly fried, crispy bacon!!!!!!!!


I can skip those cupcakes though. My mother can make better ones.
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Female 3,726
mcfudge Male, 18-29, Southern US
226 Posts Monday, August 23, 2010 6:00:48 PM
Stupid IAB... lay off us Americans, you`re talking poo about 90% of your traffic.

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And yet Mr. McFudgey, you still come here...ironic isn`t it?
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Male 2,688
You guys can have all the food... Just give me the Wild Turkey...
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Male 30
oh yeah!!!!! Bacon!!! c`mon It`s Bacon!!!!
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Male 30
bacon flavored poo!! oh yeah!!!
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Male 30
oh yeah!!!!! Bacon!!! c`mon It`s Bacon!!!!
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Male 354
That bacon looks like poo.
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Male 30
drat yeah!!!!! Bacon!!! c`mon It`s Bacon!!!!
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Male 224
Now I think even in America this sort of food would never be served in a restaurant. Just because were fat doesn`t mean that our real restaurants don`t have standards and I`m pretty sure this does not meet even our very low health standards. Some fatty somewhere has pretty poor tastes in what kind of foods should go together, the most likely instance being an American but because I see no proof of this being an American contraption I refuse to allow discrimination based on this photo...also up yours people from other countries cause we buy food for the hell of it not because were hungry, have fun starving =D
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Male 3,076
@KRAYZEEGIRL haha that`s not a bad idea XD
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Male 53
"On a lighter note, every single one of these America is fat posts is submitted and/or posted by an American. Don`t be so sensitive guys, jeesh, it`s a joke. The clue`s in the website name. We KNOW we`re being facetious.

Everything vaguely asian is from Japan and therefore weird, Chad is a loser, Comicon girls are all hot, kittens are awwwww worthy, faceplants are funny (especially when a treadmill is involved) and Americans are fat. We know it`s not true, but it relieves the crushing ennui of everyday life for a few minutes of your day. For free. Which is what we do."

@davymid: omg, you revealed one of i-a-b`s most secret secrets! How could you do that..?!
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Male 155
Americans cook bacon wrong, you completely immolate it
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Male 1,231
This just makes me sad; I`m living in Egypt at the moment, where pork does not exist. At all.
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Female 447
lol thats not nice! You dont see us posting pictures of your women and saying "this is why you`re getting gayer"
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Female 74
I could never eat something like that...
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Male 12,138
[quote]I am an American and I think bacon is revolting.[/quote]
BLASPHEMY! SEIZE THE UNBELIEVER!

p.s. Superfresh64, I shall. Promise.
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Male 28
I am an American and I think bacon is revolting.
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Male 28
@Davymid, Kentucky Bourbon is awesome, try some

@ gimbo, drat you, eat a bag of dicks, faggot eurotrash
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Male 383
You do see Jack Daniels around here, but that`s the only American Bourbon I`ve seen. Despite your other comments, BigPappa, I did like your the Who joke, maybe I`m just easily amused.
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Male 2,893
Mmmmmmmmm, looks good.
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Male 16
To all the american offended by fat jokes.. Calm down babies, have a piece of cheese.... :)
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Male 12,138
Sorry Buck, just personal experience. I`ve never seen Wild Turkey before, and I`ve been to a few places. Besides, it was a joke. Take it easy.
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Male 378
Really Davy? So when I was in Australia they were drinking some sort of Australian Wild Turkey and Jack Daniels? Same with Bahrain, Crete, Thailand, Singapore, The Azores, ans Shannon Ireland? Or do you just equate yourself to the rest of the world?
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Male 12,138
[quote]Meh, I`d like to see some evidence that the pictures in these "America, this is why you`re fat" submission are actually all FROM America.[/quote]
No one, I mean seriously, NO-ONE, from outside America would drink Kentucky Bourbon.

On a lighter note, every single one of these America is fat posts is submitted and/or posted by an American. Don`t be so sensitive guys, jeesh, it`s a joke. The clue`s in the website name. We KNOW we`re being facetious.

Everything vaguely asian is from Japan and therefore weird, Chad is a loser, Comicon girls are all hot, kittens are awwwww worthy, faceplants are funny (especially when a treadmill is involved) and Americans are fat. We know it`s not true, but it relieves the crushing ennui of everyday life for a few minutes of your day. For free. Which is what we do.
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Female 1,515
I`m Canadian and I endorse that cinamon bun bacon burger! Om nom nom
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Female 133
Meh, I`d like to see some evidence that the pictures in these "America, this is why you`re fat" submission are actually all FROM America.
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Male 3,755
I think we may actually start to get less fat as a nation in the next little while. We seem to be becoming more health conscious at least.

We`re still gonna eat our share of fat, greasy, delicious food, but we`ll just be more aware of how terrible the food is for us and hopefully be more responsible.
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Male 770
i looked at that and thought it was obnoxious. then I saw the bottle of Wild Turkey and all of a sudden it was a sublime vision.
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Female 41
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....
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Male 59
Meh The cinnamon rolls are too much the bacon is the main. Put it on a plate and give me a egg and I`v egot ma midnight muchies!!! Muffinzzz Who cares it`s funny?
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Female 9,572
I`m going to die anyway.
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Female 1,264
I am dying anyway. Sooner or later. At least, I`ll die happy. Yumm.
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Male 5,189
Mmmmmm.
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Male 6
Is that a deep-fried bacon cinnamon roll burger? drat yes. I`ll take 4.
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Male 97
...thus implying that this is in america? okay jumping to conclusions is alright i guess
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Female 535
What in the world is that?!
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Male 4,793
jesus christ why not just eat a cyanide burger...either way you have like 24 hours to live.
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Male 50
Yeah this is getting old because im guessing 75% or more of IAB visitors are American...
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Female 2,352
Mmm Wild Turkey..

Would not eat that sh*t though.
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Male 7,378
Yeah hey we`re not only fat we`re bald too and we`ll still kick your ass if you look at us wrong bitch!
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Male 537
Stupid IAB... lay off us Americans, you`re talking poo about 90% of your traffic.
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Male 648
Gotta admit...that looks good. You cant beat a poo load of bacon in between some awesome cinnabuns but Wild Turkey for breakfast???
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Male 163
I`ll be honest, I really didn`t / Don`t care, I`m
fat, but I`m tall and can bench 360, so I don`t get too much crap from people, not in person anyway. The thing that pushed me was that I like this site,I come here everyday, and I see THIS everyday. At first I`m like ok, so some folks think we`re fat..drat `em. some of us are fat, so what? but then the next day there`s another one and another and so on until it started to bother me that the whole world got together and made it the "IT" thing to rag on Americans for being fat, and it goes back to my other post, if enough people say it enough times, that poo starts to stick, you know, kinda like the whole English got no toothbrush thing. Sorry bout that English folks,I`m sure you have real nice choppers for the most part but you see how something can become taken as gospel? Well, the fact that PBS keeps broadcasting programs from the 70s and nothing newer doesn`t help. " Mr. Humphries, are you free?" doesn`t help
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Female 477
yawn.
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Male 877
`Yourapeein`....best ive heard all year, its a classic!
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Male 441
No this is why we are getting skinnier. Whoever ate this had a heart attack and died. They lost a lot of weight since then.
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Male 7,378
Woah there BigPappa, Ease up big guy. The first comment was hilarious, it didn`t go over every bodies heads. I loved the [quote]Yourapeein` people are thin, right? Not fat ones at all, since ChurchHill died anyway[/quote] part but damn why`d you have to turn it into poor fat American you? When yourapeens think of the stereotypical fat American they`re not thinking of you they`re thinking of John Candy (he was Canadian shhhh).
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Male 163
No. It`s a bad thing to be STINKY.
And no, but Paul Shaffer is the most annoying one I could think of, well him or Celine Dion.
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Male 163
@ Max_Norwal, just what the drat does Pete Townshend or Roger Daltry know about obesity statstics?
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Male 163
I`m perfectly aware that what I was saying was sterotypical, but the way the Non-Americans act around here is just as bad, and it`s EVERYDAY, the same thing over and over American`s are fat, is it American? Must be fat. If something gets repeted constantly about a group of people to the point that that is the first thing associated with that group, then it becomes a stereotype. Contrary to your beliefs not all, not even most Americans are fat, just like not All Scottish Food is made from the parts of the animal we throw in the trash. I mean c`mon Brad Pitt or Gerard D`pardeu? or however the hell you spell it, if we`re so gross then why does the rest of the world look to Holly Wood to see how to act, dress , speak, see what to wear,drive, where to go and who to go with? By the way don`t get me started on how much I hate Holly Wood and the American Media in general. C`mon Soccer Fans your turn!
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Male 15,510
Then you guys complain about the whole "America is fat" bashing...
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Male 312
We`re having heart attack and diabetes for dinner tonight
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Male 355
I dont see it. I am an American and I am not fat so when I see these I do get a bit ticked off. So using that logic we can have post called "Why Africans are so dumb?"
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Male 3,915
there`s being able to laugh at one`s nationality......then there`s racial stereotyping......not the same doobiejs....
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Male 500
@Bigpappa, it`s amusing that you get your anthropogeographical "facts" (like British dentistry) from second-rate hollywood movies like Austen Powers while `Merkin obesity figures come from the WHO. You stick to racism, we`ll stick to statistics, Jesus man, it was not even a European who brought the subject up. I`ve been to `Merka lots for my work and people look pretty much the same to me, hardly surprising really since most of you are descended from Euopeans. Mind you, when you do find a fat `Merkin, they are faaaaaaaaat. Sorry to other Americans for this post. Not that I care if you are fat, if it makes you happy to stuff your face for 45 happy years before you are lowered into an 8 ft (square) hole, whatever gets you through the night fool.
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Male 355
OK now so it is ok to show a pic and say this is why america is fat but we cant show a pic and say this is why blacks are criminals? I just dont understand the differance. Saying americans are fat is like saying blacks are criminals. All same to me
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Male 6
BigPappa is the dumbest person ever. I love it, say more stereotypical things about Canada, those were amusing. And Paul Shafer was the best example you could think of hahahaha
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Male 9,305
Tehorn, I like that idea, and as an icon we can have a morbidly obese Bald Eagle wiping his mouth with the US flag. XD
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Female 247
Wild Turkey makes you fat??!!!!!?? F-WORD!!
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Male 53
@bigpappa: for a fact not all Yourapeein` people are british, and i love your excuses, like it`s a bad thing to be healthy :D
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Male 53
i love the "america - fat" section, could somebody pleaaase put all the content together? would be so sweet :D
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Male 383
@duffytoler: what does this have to do with Europe?

@bigpappa: I have no idea what you just tried to say.
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Male 163
It`s no wonder the Yourapeein` people are thin, right? Not fat ones at all, since ChurchHill died anyway, you with your perfect teeth and winning smiles topped off with a total disreguard for deodorant or bathing. I`m sure it`s hard to get fat eating Bangers and Mash while sucking on a Spotted Dick, huh?
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Male 163
Oxy Why don`t you shut your tuke wearin` backbacon eatin` Eh? sayin` snowman humpin`
hockey lovin` Paul Shafer exporting, maple leaf smokin` French (when you`re nowhere near France) speakin`, Dudley Doo-Right watchin` What the fu%k
is a canuck, Ice fishin` ass the Hell up? If you`re frozen piece of poo country was worth inhabiting, we`d have taken it away from you already. If Canada had a dumbass tax you`d be broke.
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Male 5,194
I don`t get it. Is Europe jealous because all it has to eat is snails and shepherd`s pie?
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Male 40,764
Bacon, bourbon and cupcakes? Sounds good to me! I hope the icing isn`t too sweet on those cupcakes... NAH! OM nom nom nom!
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Male 721
Kodyo - How about you just be quiet and take it like a man. All the other countries think its funny and personally, I think its funny. Okay?
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Male 519
nasty.
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Female 38
om nom nom
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Male 491
mmmmmmmmmm bacon
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Male 32
1) not beer. Sooo not beer. 2) om nom nom gulp nom
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Male 1,378
Category: Funny, it`s just food.
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Male 226
How about, "Hey Worlds, this is why you are getting fatter."
US isn`t the only fat nation on earth, nor is everyone who lives in america fat.
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Male 10,855
beep beep
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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Male 233
that is disgusting to be honest ;x i would just grab the beer, and maybe some bacon ;D
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Male 25,416
Needs chocolate sauce!
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Male 20
i really want that bacon
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Female 122
Ugh, just looking at this makes me feel sick.
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Male 258
@madest
`Much to proper for an American fatty. Napkin silverware and Orchids point to British snobbery fatty. `

Not with the knife, fork and spoon laid in such a ramshackle way on the same side of the plate, it`s jolly well not. Undoubtedly the work of an uneducated ne`er do well, or popinjay.
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Male 782
But will it blend?
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Male 914
you fatbodies make me throw up in my mouth a little. if there was a fat tax Amrica might pull through....
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Male 258
The conversation probably went something like this:
<Bad Phone Line>
"What you doin` tonight?"
"Baking a cake"
"Bacon a cake? Sweet idea, thanks."
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Female 8,056
You can keep the bacon and the other things ( whatever they actually are) but the Wild Turkey is mine. And after a shot or two I will fight anyone who attempts to remove it from my custody!
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Female 4,039
Jeebus that bacon looks good. I would use some to scrape the icing off those pastries.
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Male 4,867
@madest they`re daffodils...

i`m pretty much backing up your comment with that.
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Female 1,652
Keep your death snack! Hand me the bourbon.
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Male 731
I don`t think they`re cupcakes; I think they`re cinnamon rolls.
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Female 3,726
Holy poo, a gun would be much quicker.
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Male 4,807
Cupcakes..check
Bacon... check
Bacon... check
Bacon.... check
Wild turkey... check

Throw out cup cakes, eat bacon, drink wild turkey and lets get this party started !!!
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Male 7,378
Much to proper for an American fatty. Napkin silverware and Orchids point to British snobbery fatty.
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Male 876
Wild Turkey = Win. And if that`s bacon, that`s some thick ass bacon...

BTW, @ Inter237 - I`m with you on that.
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Male 25
Another Fat America post. Original.
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Male 3,477
Bacon, yes. Cupcakes and Wild Turkey, no.
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Male 187
GAH....MAH HEART!
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Male 72
i had that for breakfast the other day, with a side of fried eggs...
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Male 117
x_X

What IS that mess?
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Male 2,441
The fat American posts are getting a bit old
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Male 258
Oh God I don`t even know where to start. I`d die
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Male 6,693
Mmmmm Bacon.
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Male 17,511
Just what in the heck is that ?
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Male 36
nice
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Male 20,916
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Getting Fatter [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...and drunker. [Gotta admit though, this would make for a nice snack right about now.]
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