America, This Is Why You`re Getting Fatter [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Coronary attack in 6 simple steps.
There are 153 comments:
Female 87
DISGUSTING. wtf is wrong with you people? Do they put icing in your drinking water???
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Male 425
I want some! :)
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Female 71
At first i was like eww but when i seen the last pic i was like that doesnt look half bad
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Male 1,510
Looks gross. Needs bacon!
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Male 1,834
hungry
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Male 678
I don`t get it. What indicates this is in America?
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Male 1,067
I was just sick in my mouth a little bit
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Male 224
HA this isn`t why americans are getting fat...you think the fatties cook their own food? These instuctions involve to many anti-fat things, the words step, cook, assemble. Its so much easier to go to McDonalds, however if they made these then ok I get it.
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Male 25,417
step 7


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Female 169
That is disgusting... and I`m pretty sure those are hot dogs not sausages
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Male 1,351
Damn, they knew the Triforce would get me...
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Male 69
what`s with the sudden uprise of all these huge greasy food concoctions
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Male 30
as long as bacon is in it ill try it
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Male 16
Just looking at this makes me want to vomit.
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Male 57
yum
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Female 237
Nasty!
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Female 430
O_o
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Female 40
This looks so disgusting. I would still try it, despite a heart attack in every bite.
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Female 149
Maybe a slice of that might help me gain weight
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Female 351
my stomach just flipped...but then again it doesn`t help that i`m nauseous from being hungry.
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Male 794
this is genius, i am trying this today, by the way im 6`4 and 190lbs, so it kinda makes me underweight but this looks too good not to try
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Female 36
Ugh...
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Male 1,548
^
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:`(
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Male 587
Looks gross.
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Male 234
thats just taking food to a whole new level, damn.
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Male 782
Step Seven: Call 9-1-1. Tell them you`re having a Hyrule-size heart attack.
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Male 312
If your triforce messes up you`re a newfag.
Also, nice cake. I might do something like that for my birthday, though I`d rather remain fit...
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Female 188
it looks awesome!
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Male 10
I eat that then run it off then it eat it again
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Female 5,222
>.<
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Female 463
I just threw up a little...
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Male 53
TACO TOWN!!!!
sorry if it has already been said, haven`t been on in a bit
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Male 722
It`s, dare I say, a pizza pie.
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Male 152
I`d eat it without the sausages.
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Male 5,189
Even with the Triforce on it I think Ill pass.
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Male 29
up until the triforce got put on i was thinking "mmmm perfect for group munchies" but far too much cheese and not enough meat and tomato. im sure i could experiment though :D
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Female 302
I`ve always wondered why thisiswhyyourefat.com isn`t a cookbook.
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Male 877
almost proud of how many stomach churning recipes ye can come up with, doubt if anyone really eats this...more of a wasteful excersise in revolting dishes since you never see anyone actually eating...i`ll bet this went in the bin after the pics were taken...nonsense!
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Male 877
looks like a waste...human waste!
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Male 757
Don`t Want.!
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Male 76
I know you guys are trying to help us with our weight problem by pointing it out repeatedly on IAB, but it isn`t helping. Actually it kind of hurts our feelings. I need a cheeseburger.
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Male 415
it makes me soo hungry
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Female 316
I`m all for heart attack food, but this did NOTHING for me.
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Female 40
The triforce MADE THIS.
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Female 2,352
That looks so gross the Triforce does nothing for it. XD

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Male 699
oh man that looks amazing
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Female 111
Everything in that looked disgusting.
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Male 1,625
I can hear you getting fatter.
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Female 108
That`s just wrong!
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Female 62
I think I gained 10 pounds looking at this.
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Male 105
Switch the pizzas with pancakes and I might have a slice
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Female 58
if it werent for the eggs....i`d attempt to eat that
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Male 397
Sadly that actually makes me hungry.
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Female 1,134
i feel like throwing up now.......
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Female 965
OMFG D: My stomach would hit the reject button as soon as the first swallow landed.
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Female 199
thank god I care about, you know, not dying
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Male 3,619
i think i could eat that..
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Male 2,700
If those were actualy sausages that would taste real good...But those are hotdogs and that is just NASTY
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Male 54
That looks delicious, and I`m not even american, WTF?!
Have we been wrong about the americans?!?
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Female 465
I`m with Zepher - that`s one of the nastiest things I`ve seen all day, and I visited peopleofwalmart earlier...
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Male 1,244
That is gross
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Male 575
... I want! I`m eating vegetable soup right now. That looks amazing!
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Male 530
Well, eating only a slice doesn`t look so bad.
It would add up to 1/3 pizza with topping. A normal adult male wouldn`t blink at eating a whole medium pizza by himself.
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Female 1,435
pizza cake!
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Female 414
that looks disgusting... and i haven`t eaten all day
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Female 446
zelda ftw
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Male 257
This idea would be great if were more healthy, throw in some vegetables or something, not all that grease and sodium, yuck.
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Male 130
sexwee
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Male 7,811
that doesnt look good at all
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Male 749
They`re hotdogs, not real sausages!! This is an outrage!!!!1!!1

On a side note, that stuff looks absolutely vile, and I normally love seeing the crazy stuff people come up with (although I`d only be able to eat a tiny bit of them).
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Female 4,376
"Triforce".
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Male 491
I`ll take 1 with a side of defib. paddles
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Female 7,985
It might be better with real sausages- those hot dog ones are foul.
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Male 368
looks good to me!
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Male 914
i have not been American all my life because i am not a Fatty Mc Fatfat drooling fatface. I don`t pee 2L of soda every hour
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Male 784
That is not food. It`s early vomit.
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Female 407
that`s so f.ucking gross
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Female 151
Some facts to end this `only america is fat`. In a 2007 list of fattest countries US ranks #9 (74.1% of adults are overweight), the UK ranks at #28 (63.8%) and Canada ranks at #35 (61.1%). We`re all fat, these numbers are only growing.

Though, a question to the touchy Americans: Would you rather be known as a "fat, aggressive country"? Or a "pansy, dependent country" like Canada is constantly painted as? We can take the jokes, so should you.
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Female 3,696
As long as the slices are a lot smaller than your standard slice of pizza, it shouldn`t actually be THAT much worse for you. Higher Calorie? Smaller Portion...Just share it with, oh... 24 friends or so.
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Male 321
it will give you the courage to defeat ganandorf!
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Female 839
that is fecking revolting
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Male 1,598
Oh man, the Triforce on top makes it almost not repulsive... But I feel like one bite of this would surpass my entire recommended daily calorie intake.
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Male 422
@Paddy215
WELL WE`RE ALSO THE COUNTRY THAT COULD dratING BLOW UP YOUR dratING PUSSY ASS COUNTRY BECAUSE WE`RE dratING BEAST LIKE THAT AND YOU ARE JUST A FLAMING SACK OF DOUCHE!
See we don`t all have a bad sense of humour. Wasn`t that hilarious? On a lighter note: OM NOM NOM!
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Male 38
"Not only is the USA the fattest country in the world, its also the touchiest by the looks of things, seriously get a sense of humour."

Not the fattest country, `tard.
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Female 236
Ichbinerica: because "newfags can`t triforce"
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Female 9,557
That`s nasty, but then again, I hate hot dogs.
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Male 28
Pizza cake
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Male 41
I`d love to be able to find the humor in this @paddy215. After that I`m going to go play basketball with a kids who has downs and call him for double dribble. Good times should be had!
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Male 1,678
Not only is the USA the fattest country in the world, its also the touchiest by the looks of things, seriously get a sense of humour.
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Male 1,378
Yay, affording to waste food.
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Female 200
Triforce... But why?
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Male 2,384
this doesnt even look good
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Female 3,726
Monday, August 09, 2010 10:12:34 AM
Wow.. alot of overly sensitive Americans here today.
Lighten up and go for a walk if it bothers you that your country gets picked on for being over weight.
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Yes, I`m American but that is funny as hell...

Fatty, fatty 2 by 4, can`t get through the kitchen door!

lol

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Female 697
TRIFORCE!!!!!!!!!

I would barf after 1 bite. Too much heavy, greasy food in one. bad bad
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Female 1,043
ewww x[
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Male 6
look, america is so fat because we are so advanced we can get mexicans to do physical labor for us. most other countries have to use citizens to do the hard work
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Female 173
I`ve been American all my life and I`ve never heard anyone call a hot dog a "sausage" and I`ve never heard anyone call scrambled eggs "fried" in any manner. so I highly doubt this is American.
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Male 914
*sings * fatty fatty fat fat/fatty fatty fat fat/you can`t see your winky/ fatty fatty fat fat
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Male 4,807
Wow.. alot of overly sensitive Americans here today.
Lighten up and go for a walk if it bothers you that your country gets picked on for being over weight.
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Female 6
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Male 17
Erm... is it bad that this looks really good to me :)
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Male 218
Actually, JohnnyBlaze - aurielle is right. 23% of Britain is fat - ranking them 3rd in the world (Mexico is #2). It just annoys me that this site keeps bringing this up about our country. Yes, a lot of people here are huge, but it gets REALLY old REALLY fast. Every country has fat a$$$es in them.
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Male 10,855
blech

That looks disgusting
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Male 68
@akijade...
Why? It`s funny.
It`s also funny `cos it`s true...
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Male 64
That is a hell of an idea. I would substitute the eggs and hotdogs for something that wouldn`t taste like poo though!
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Female 209
People all over than damn place are Fat. Not just the US.
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Male 2,220
Also... Slapping a ton of cheese and a sliced tomato on a fat doughy base does not, a pizza, make.

Surely there were some italian immigrants at some point in your history. Wtf did you do with them? Did you eat them? ffs!
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Female 296
lol triforce
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Male 2,220
GuardinGnome.. you`re picture looks like a pair of yankee tourists to me...

Remember the curls of the Deutscher girls..
Oh love of mine,
From down on the Rhine..

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Female 803
pretty sure those are hot dogs, and i have never heard an american call a hot dog a sausage. are we sure that nasty looking thing is american made?
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Female 1,006
I`m so drating tired of hearing how fat America is.
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Male 211
aw, GuardinGnome,you have to attack Germany? lol well in all honesty they`re either hot or not here. (small window: it could Austria)
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Male 496
Aurrielle:

We are quite happy the founding fathers left because to be honest, they were annoying as hell!

Oh, and you only won the "independence" war because we knew about politics and look where you are now. Thinking you are the most powerful country in the world but in reality we`ve gaied advantages from your political system that allow us to do amazing things. Like spill millions of gallons of oil into the gulf instead of allowing deep sea drilling off our coast. :)
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Male 249
@aurrielle Actually two thirds of the people in America are either overweight or obese. http://win.niddk.nih.gov/statistics/

I agree that UK is pretty close in that statistic. I`m not exactly sure of the number though.

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Male 32
Even I wouldn`t eat that.... o_o
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Male 2,893
*cough* *cough*
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Male 4,807
What?? No BACON??
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Female 9
Britain`s just mad because we kicked their ass back in the day.
Also, 30% of the US`s population is fat, 23% of Britain`s is. You`re not that far behind, non-nice individuals.
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Female 52
I`d eat a slice of it, but not the whole thing T_T
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Male 181
The only step I have a problem with is the sixth one...
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Male 2,893
Oh gross........
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Female 3,726
OH GOD...that`s nasty!
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Male 519
-_- these are starting to get old...
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Male 10,338
"Ebaum`s World 2.0"

THIS!
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Female 2,509
see, this is the problem with stereotypes that people tend to forget...

... there`s some truth in them. FAT AMERICANS
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Male 41
Funny how being over-weight used to be a sign of wealth, and still is in some countries. The posh attitude on this site is becoming overwhelming. Hello Ebaums World 2.0
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Female 1,593
Am I the only one getting kinda tired of these posts? Yeah sure, I get it. There are a lot of fat Americans compared to other countries. But it`s getting kinda old. Like the `Let`s blame this on Japan` posts...

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No, you`re not the only one.
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Male 363
"HAR HAR FAT AMERICAN" piss off, you jack off to american porn
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Male 404
Zelda! :D
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Male 141
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Gerry1of1.
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Female 347
Those eggs look scrambled, not fried. I think it would be better with actual fried eggs. I wouldn`t even try it if the eggs were scrambled.
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Male 39,531
the only fat americans are the ones that eat the whole thing. I`d have a slice and stop because I`m a Thin American
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Female 77
Am I the only one getting kinda tired of these posts? Yeah sure, I get it. There are a lot of fat Americans compared to other countries. But it`s getting kinda old. Like the `Let`s blame this on Japan` posts...
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Male 17,512
The `Fat Americans` theme continues.....
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Male 795
Come on guys it`s only 4500 calories! A very minor portion to the American diet.
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Male 65
Who else just made eight? Anyone? Anyone? oh...
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Male 6,694
NAsty.
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Male 4,680
They should have deepfried it before eating it.
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Male 101
OMFG! I just found the most epic "4a.m. I`m drunk & hungry" dish EVER! Thanks ;D
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Female 276
that is sooo awful, but looks sooo good
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Male 3,915
god that looks good...
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Male 10
me hungry want one now
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Male 590
step 4: triforce?!!!! AWESOME
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Female 428
Yep...just threw up a little...
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Male 599
Just my two cents worth, people who boil hot dogs and then present them as "edible" afterward should be shot in the face.
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Male 1,364
this looks disgusting
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Male 554
that looks sooo good right now...
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Male 53
oh dear god. I NEED IT.
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Male 333
I get it, I get it! I`m fat :(
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Male 503
this makes me sick
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Male 20,825
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