Amazon Box Will Not Reach Destination

Submitted by: xtkm1x 7 years ago in Entertainment

This is why your package came a week late. Is that a ""fragile"" sticker on the side?
There are 131 comments:
Male 185
im n ur fedex tumblin ur boxes.....
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Female 251
If I ever order a book from amazon, it`s always damaged. now I know why!
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Male 382
This is why my company only ships puppy dogs via USPS...
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Female 30
Box has a slick beat.
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Male 1,164
The real problem is in whoever packaged it. THere`s clearly too much free space in that box for whatever is in there.

But it sure makes a hell of a beat. Baboom oom shucka, baboom oom shucka, baboom oom shucka...
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Male 218
mighty- id hate if someone took a baseball to my mail too
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Male 3
The thing that REALLY ticks me off, is that SOME IDIOT in the warehouse STOOD THERE and recorded this and did nothing!!!
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Male 65
I really do not like rap, but this is just ripe for some beatboxing, rap remixin action.
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Male 199
This actually kinda ticks me off. Ive always had an issue with the postal service and not treating our mail with at least some respect. I got a package that literally looked liked someone took a baseball to it one day. Whats worse is that now they MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT. Offering us some bull crap option to insure the package.
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Male 37
It`s a box full of slinkys
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Female 56
Lol @ uhmerikin.
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Male 135
Judging by the lack of other boxes, which would have probably brought this one with them, and also the lack of the camera person helping the package instead of, you know, filming it for three minutes, i`d say this was set up. Maybe it`s an instructional film telling amazon packaging employees not to offset the weight distribution too much or maybe it`s just someone who is bored!
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Male 876
da dun dun dunna... da dun dun dunna...
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Male 6,693
Must be broken now.
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Male 2,669
I guess shipping Grandma`s ashes home wasn`t such a great idea.
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Male 4
This is what happens when you order a mexican jumping bean on ebay.
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Female 347
I think there was a gerbil in the box.
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Female 654
i spent the night looking for the origin of this video..and im not entirely sure that what i found was THE origin, but...there is supposedly nothing in this box. its empty. its empty. its as hollow as a milk chocolate easter bunny.

i still wanna know how they got the camera or phone to video it. delivery services dont allow personal crap on the floor.
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Female 172
instead of filming this why didnt they just move the damn package
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Male 25,416
That was brilliant!
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Male 648
These kind of vids make me afraid to check luggage when i fly.
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Male 86
i don`t see the smile/arrow thing on the box... it`s not Amazon
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Female 160
Someone break out some beatboxing to this thing!
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Female 259
That sounded so cool.
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Male 59
Well, someone shouldn`t have a job anymore.
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Male 50
Let`s just pretend it was a million dollar fragile vase
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Male 554
So, because of the amazingly lazy/stupid postal worker who filmed this was too damn lazy to reach out and stop the box from tumbling it never got to it`s intended location, way to go!
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Male 417
It`s got a beat ... I could dance to it.
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Male 527
Ace, the box is slightly heavier on one side than the other. This is why it spins fast, then slows down: it`s slowing down as the heavier end is picking up. It`s possible for this to happen. The physics have to be just right.
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Male 90
Did we really need 3 mins and 7 sec for this...
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Female 316
Next time I can`t fall asleep, or just want to meditate, I`m going to replay this video, over and over again...it`s quite hypnotic.
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Male 337
@taylor stone

That joke has been worn down too much...it`s like yo mama or that`s what she said jokes.
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Female 1,435
someone actually filmed this for a whole 3 mins and 7 seconds and we the IMBers sat here and watched. why? sigh!
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Male 5,189
Do di do diii...
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Male 699
um, yeah, bs. there`s no way a normal package would contain the right object for this to happen
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Female 2,120
Infinite loop!
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Male 118
Oh man my totem wont stop spinning you know what that means...
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Male 3,477
Inside is a mechanism that allows a weight to constantly move setting the box off balance. And where are all the rest of the packages that will eventually push this one along? Staged, big-time!
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Male 124
oh man, almost made it at 1.35. most interesting three minutes of video i have ever watched.
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Male 37
i hope its not a case of soda or something
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Female 682
what do you think was in that box? A drum machine or something? lol
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Male 3,369
catchy beat. Now all I have to do is write the lyrics.
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Female 16
Geez, Only 3 minutes of it? We can only hope it`ll get it`s own reality series. What a waste of bandwidth.
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Male 3
i swear that will be my poo in there
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Male 985
da da da daaa daaa, da da da daaa daaa, da da da daaa daaa.
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Female 4,028
It just doesn`t wanna go. And the camera person won`t let it.

Goddammit, Amazon, I want my textbooks!!

(Funny how no other box came and knocked it around.)
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Female 149
It looks like it`s breakdancing
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Male 1,920
That`s an Iphone in that box, I can tell because of the reception problem, and it plays music.
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Male 25
See, now THIS is the image I have in my head when I think of a person falling down the up escalator...
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Male 31
THREE MINUTES OF THIS BULL?!
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Male 2,688
"BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA..."

Hold on, that`s cool... and I`ma let you finish... but Kanye has the greatest rap beats of ALL TIME...


And he likes Fish Sticks.... cuz he`s a gay fish...


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Male 32
pretty funky tune i bed some1 is gonna make remix of this like the double rainbow dude
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Female 654
i doubt it, not many packaging delivery services allow as much as an mp3 player or phone...i dont see how your going to sneak in a camera, or even randomly bring one to work the day this happened.
i have to wonder now, how they got the tape for it
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Male 67
Now what I love is that this must have been shot by an Amazon employee, and he just decided, "Meh, no one expects to get a package from Amazon anyways."

-Half an hour later-

"That thing is STILL there?! Man, I should put this on the internet! Hahaha!"
So he did, and somebody`s book/movie/game/product got left in Amazon purgatory forever...
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Male 176
and this is why the machine should have changing speed to avoid such things, design flaw!
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Female 1,008
Why is this 3 minutes long?!
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Female 90
BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...BA DEE BA BADA...
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Male 2,893
Way to go douchebags.....
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Male 2,893
Whatever is in there is f*cked now......
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Male 3,819
Were 3 minutes really necessary?
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Male 293
I kinda got the point of this after about 20 seconds...
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Male 438
FAIL MAIL!!
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Female 1,190
haha its like one of those stupid mighty beans things
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Male 63
Lame
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Female 533
nice to know that it was more important to stare at the box rolling around for probably more than 3 minutes than to protect whatever might have been inside....
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Male 88
It sounds like it`s making music.
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Male 256
Anyone who watched this all the way through is either stoned (U.K. version) or stoned (U.S. version) or "special" and probably wearing a football helmet to protect his head during falls.
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Male 724
No wonder my DVDs were so scratched when I got them!
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Female 696
....3 minutes of the same thing...?
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Male 840
So why didn`t this guy just give the box a helping hand instead of filming it for 3 minutes?
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Male 44
There`s a ball inside, nothing was damaged or destroyed, just a worker having some fun
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Male 798
This box can actually produce great beats, yo.
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Male 71
whatever was inside is now destroyed, but at least we got to see its demise!
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Female 224
why arent more boxes coming????
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Male 2,592
I love watching boxes get shipped from western MA to Chicago only to have to come back to MA to be delivered.
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Male 39,902
@shortsagitar... why not? we wasted 3 minutes watching it
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Female 675
Why would you waste 3 minutes recording this?!
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Male 820
Okay, it`s gonna bother me wondering exactly how long that box just..., rolled.
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Male 487
it has rhythm lol.

As a side note i worked at UPS when i was in college, crap like this happened all the time... and fragile labels meant throw it harder.
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Male 404
This is probably why the book I ordered off ebay has taken forever to arrive. It took 4 days to come from Germany to New York and it`s taken more than 6 to come from New York to Rhode Island.
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Male 1,547
doesn`t look like an Amazon box, those have the symbol on the side.
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Female 527
Who ever was filming definitely qualifies for "world`s most boring job".
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Female 77
I predict that that beat will become the next internet sensation...DO IT SOMEONE!!
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Female 56
It`s pretty funny....but I don`t think it needed to be 3 minutes long!
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Male 806
its the toys from toy story inside the box not realizing they cant make it back up
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Male 532
Hey, who ordered the Beat Box?
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Female 870
@dudemanguy, no you`re right. I noticed that too.
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Male 38
Is it just me or could someone rap to that beat?
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Male 2,148
I like how someone actually stood there filming this for 3 minutes...
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Male 92
This is pretty funny, but not for 3 minutes and 7 seconds. Actually, about 20 seconds. Max.
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Female 1,134
this is surprisingly hypnotic.
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Male 2,049
Its probably the same douche bag that filmed a paper bag in American Beauty.
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Male 16
*Hums Benny Hill Theme*
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Female 839
i was dancing to that beat ha ha, not for the whole 3 minutes and 7 seconds though..
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Male 5,194
Guy just stands and watches. No wonder my Amazon sh*t comes all f-dup.
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Female 570
this is fascinating!
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Male 213
GAH!! i got the little beat stuck in my head! >.<
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Female 1,803
To the people complaining about the length of the video(s): Can you not just scrub ahead to see if there`s anything worth seeing after a few seconds?
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Female 78
Does anyone else hear the awesome beat this thing`s laying down?
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Female 547
Three minutes of this, really?
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Female 1,095
That`s amazing it kept the same rhythm for the entire video. "Badum dum doo doo" Can`t believed I just watched 3 minutes of a box doing that or that this guy filmed it without saying a word.
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Male 2,056
box no want leave home!
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Male 27
You just stole 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back.
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Male 441
I`m trying to figure out what is in the box. It has to be something at a perfect weight, not too heavy and not too light. It has to be light enough to not fall down on the return of its cycle. Yet heavy enough to keep the momentum as it spins. And it has to not be in the center of the package and able to slide down to hit the part of the box that just came in contact with the track to keep it spinning.

I`m rather confused.
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Male 600
Dude what is in there? whatever it is, i want to order it from amazon.
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Female 1,401
frustation!
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Male 5,626
"[email protected] box of custom lamp bulbs is talking for-ever to get here..."

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Male 502
too bad it was filled with baby chicks!
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Male 4,807
Baalthazaq
"Box contains 1 large hamster."

LOL
You, my dear sir, just won a comment of the day coupon redeemable anywhere you want.
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Male 1,744
can`t believe i watched a box tumble for 3 minutes
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Male 4,546
Box contains 1 large hamster.
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Female 1,441
You know the opening beat of `Blame It` by Jamie Foxx? It sounds like that.
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Male 5,314
i think that was about 2:30 mins longer than it needed to be
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Male 142
I lol`ed.
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Female 275
omg, I couldn`t stop watching. I love how whoever was filming just kept it up instead of stopping the box :)

the beat won`t leave my head!!
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Male 669
DID THE BOX EVER MAKE IT?
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Male 1,357
Tbh, if I saw that, I`d film it.
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Male 613
Put down the camera and give the box a hand already.
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Male 4,745
I couldn`t look away...
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Male 1,135
I`m surprised this sound isn`t #2 on the top ten lists yet
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Female 1,006
Giant dildo?
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Male 195
Freakin` hypnotic.
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Male 4,680
Someone, somewhere, will make a remix of this video. Although to be fair it is a pretty catchy beat.
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Male 239
I love the way the guy/girl finds 3mins+ to video the box doing flips on the convayor belt, but can`t find the time to solve the problem and simply move the box so it stops.
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Male 769
I`m digging that funky rhythm...
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Male 2,551
Did they need to record that for 3 minutes?
I got the idea after 10 seconds.
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Male 19
That is amazing
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Female 225
WAY TOO LONG!
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Male 378
it amazes me even more that the video is as long as it is. its like the taciturn rainbow guy
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Male 801
Are you serious? a 3 minute video of a box rolling?
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Male 432
Link: Amazon Box Will Not Reach Destination [Rate Link] - This is why your package came a week late. Is that a ``fragile`` sticker on the side?
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