8 Dirty Sexual Innuendos in Children`s Cartoons

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/18/dirtiest-sexual-innuendos-in-childrens-cartoons/

Here are eight of the dirtiest (and funniest) sexual references from children"s cartoons of the past. Yuck.
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Male 6,694
XD
Flintstones.
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Female 5,222
the flinstones one had me rolling XD the same with the animaniacs. Its funny to see what was able to slip through the cracks.
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Male 1,222
God i miss animaniacs, Hello-o-o, nurse!
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Male 1,351
Animaniacs one was easily the best one there. Clever, easily masked as a misinterpretation by kids, yet no mistaking what the innuendo is.
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Male 314
also the prince one is sexual because since she mistook prints for prince it`s suggested she heard finger prints as in using your finger to pleasure him
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Male 314
" I found Prince!"
"No no no, FINGERprints"
LMAO i cracked up at that one xD
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Male 5,189
Last 3 didn`t seem bad to me.
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Female 3,001
yeah but we only get them now cause were older, as a kid it meant nothing to us, also i dont agree that all of them are dirty...
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Female 735
the flint stones one is edited. someone commented when they posted it here that they had the original episode and it didnt say that.
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Female 3,574
@Homegrown71 lol the Flintstones one at least is clearly meant to be an innuendo and you definitely don`t need a dirty imagination to see that.
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Female 8
Ahh, I remember the Rocko`s Modern Life ones! I used to absolutely love that show.
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Male 2,700
@ Cajun 247....Maybe it was a chest full of Dittos? Maybe....OK its just wierd
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Male 232
Finger prince........ Ughhh I don`t think so....
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Male 224
XD, although the only thing that makes them sexual innuendos is the state of the mind of the person watching it. If you`ve got sex on your mind your going to see sexual things everywhere, so whats that say about the person that put all this together.
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Male 10,855
@tinkerwink and beccab

[quote]finger[/quote] prince.
finger
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Male 496
Flintstones was made for adults...
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Female 151
wow, you turn everything sexual these days. At-least leave the cartoons alone.
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Male 1,013
very tame... lame
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Female 90
The Anamaniacs one is a bit of a stretch.
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Female 347
I don`t get how finding Prince instead of prints is considered a sexual inuendo.
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Male 10,855
Male 10,855
#3

And I thought he was just bending his knees!
XD

#5

Somehow I think that was the point.



#7

I decree that this show shalt be called
"Hey D1ckh34d!"

#8

That was sudden
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Male 648
Poor Rocko
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Male 2,700
Yeah Id have to agree with the rest of IAB here, the flintstones one is priceless, how the hell did that ever get through.....And how did we not know about that one sooner?
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Female 3,574
lol the Flintstones one is the best hahaha.
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Male 723
"Finger Prince"

Classic.

8-) LJ
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Male 593
The flinstones one was hilarious!
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Male 795
@schwabos

W.T.F...
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Male 36
If you`re looking for sexual innuendos in kids tv, check out the Rainbow twangers episode ;)

http://tinyurl.com/32pumb9
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Female 48
Hahahaha The Flinstones was the funniest, especially given the era.
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Male 25,417
wow, my childhood has been tainted
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Male 147
Most of that was just seeing things that definitely were not there. Certain jokes were obviously intentional, but other things are nothing more than jumping at shadows. The priest is an old one that I`m just sick and tired of, anyone who watches the damn movie can see that the so called "erection" is his knee.
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Male 1,505
Cartoons for the adults...before this, it was Looney Tunes.
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Male 417
the penis was hidden so well
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Female 877
Actually, rocko`s modern life was a cartoon for the grown ups. And this is not an innuendo. it`s a NORMAL PART OF IT! *sigh* >_>
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Male 2,893
The older Sponge Bobs were f*cking hilarious though.....
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Female 200
Childhood raped, you say? I say NAY! Childhood IMPROVED!
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Female 533
aww I loved rocko`s modern life! cartoons just arent the same nowadays

As for the post, whoever created this must have a reeeaally dirty mind to even spot these out, way to ruin my childhood memories
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Female 1,134
my.....childhood *shivers into fetal position*
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Female 97
Oh, man. I forgot about the show Rocko`s Modern Life. I used to love that show.

Also, to be fair, I think the so-called erection in Little Mermaid is just the priest`s knee.

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Male 91
lol @AnarchistGod
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Male 12,138
[quote]Hey look, almost the same exact article on Cracked![/quote]
Yeah, we link similar content from time to time. The Cracked team ARE the same team that run I-A-B. Scroll to the bottom of this page. Note who runs I-A-B. Go to cracked.com, repeat. Besides, it`s more than just the same company, the Cracked boys are (literally) just down the hall from the I-A-B offices...

on-topic, some of these were a bit of a stretch, surely?
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Male 122
wow I feel so used and dirty.
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Male 893
@almightybob1
[quote]What`s that? IAB doesn`t have original content??[/quote]
So wait, you mean to tell me that IAB did not create this content? It just linked us to the content?
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Female 362
How did I never catch any of those? Huh, I guess I was innocent and naive at one point.
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Male 106
@Kensho
By a long time ago do you mean yesterday? Cause that was when it was written.
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Male 14
on reddit a long time ago, still, nice try
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Male 38
Some of it is funny but some of it is just making a big deal out of nothing. Rocko`s Modern life was always my favorite!
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Female 2,674
My friend`s mom wouldn`t let her watch Rocko`s Modern Life. I didn`t understand why at the time, I loved it. :P
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Female 1,043
thanks for ruining my 90s cartoon childhood.
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Female 351
Ok, now, wait!! I think I found something else dirty in the animaniacs one! Maybe it`s just because of this post that I was in that mind set...

But, if you pause it right at 2 seconds in, when she is pulling out the duster...well...it`s looks like something else. I know, I`m bad :-/
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Male 7,808
i never caught any of these as a kid, but i think the last two were a bit of a reach.
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Female 351
@ 17945:

Ohhh! Wow! Because I watched it 3 times and just couldn`t figure it out! Hahaha, thanks!
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Male 4,290
[quote]Hey look, almost the same exact article on Cracked![/quote]

What`s that? IAB doesn`t have original content?? STOP THE PRESS!
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Male 2,419
@riseagainst3
there was ONE common clip between the 2
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Male 725
Also, Ren & Stimpy was always chock full of gay jokes left and right.

@jtrewbowski -- I remember that episode quite well, actually.
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Male 725
@Same4Walls -- Dot misheard Yakko and thought he was telling her to "finger Prince".
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Male 3,369
I`ll never forget I was watching a cartoon for the first time called "The Angry Beavers" with my God-Daughter who was around seven at the time. The whole episode was about how someone had shaved them bald, and they were trying to get their fur back. Poor Katie couldn`t figure out why a cartoon made for little kids was making me laugh so hard I had tears gushing down my face.
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Male 725
Rocko`s Modern Life was my favorite cartoon as a child. Years later, I remember hearing that one of the series` biggest goals was to incorporate adult humor and references into the show. Now, it gives me a reason to DVR the show when it occasionally comes on Nicktoons Network.
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Female 351
I didn`t get the animaniacs one
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Female 9,557
Gotta love those old school cartoons.
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Male 4,680
I never got the chance to watch Rocko`s Modern Life as a child. It`s a fact that haunts me to this day. Why did I have to miss out on such a legendary show? :(

Also the priest`s "boner" is actually his knee according to Disney. Or so they say.
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Male 1,744
I don`t think the mermaid priest is wearing anything under his robes. No wonder his boner shows.
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Male 15,510
I liked Rocko`s modern life but the show was so full of sexual innuendos!
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Male 20,822
Link: 8 Dirty Sexual Innuendos in Children`s Cartoons [Rate Link] - Here are eight of the dirtiest (and funniest) sexual references from children`s cartoons of the past. Yuck.
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