5 People You Never Ask For Directions [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Even if it means wandering around lost for the rest of your life, don"t ask these people for directions.
There are 57 comments:
Male 15,832
This is why men don`t ask for directions. EVERYBODY you ask falls into one of these catagories (or the one they left out: people who have no fapping idea where you are going, but they`re too embarrassed to admit it, so they just make something up).
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Male 794
get a smart phone and a google maps application, otherwise i would have no idea where anything is in NYC and i have lived here for 15 years
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Female 463
Ha! Too true
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Male 6,694
The group.
XD
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Male 648
GPS.
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Male 25,416
They forgot the GPS :)
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Female 160
Why would you look for sale shorts a week after you saw them on sale? They`re not likely to be on sale anymore, if they`re even still THERE, right?

This is cutely drawn.
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Male 999
tittayz
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Male 4,867
"If the oatmeal had made this, it would have been exactly the same, but a lot funnier"

lol, well said
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Male 5,190
:/.
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Female 579
I actually liked it. It`s not bad. It`s OK.
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Male 2,506
If the oatmeal had made this, it would have been exactly the same, but a lot funnier
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Male 1,043
Ugly girl
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Female 5,222
eh.
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Female 1,312
Ha Ha, I love The Oatmeal!! This, not so much, in fact, not at all.
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Male 2,893
I hate people who think they`re better than you just because they know where something is and you don`t.
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Male 7
If the Oatmeal had made this, it would have had three references to Tesla, and it would have been damn funny about it.
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Male 113
...The more that I think about it, this isn`t really funny or humorous. more of a general observation.
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Male 88
I love Oatmeal! This... not so much.
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Male 113
I couldn`t stop thinking of The Oatmeal while reading this.
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Male 15,510
The Oatmeal meets anime
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Male 758
Only the first one had any truth.
A good number six would be that if you were in New Jersey, don`t ask ANYONE there for directions. Actually, just don`t talk to anyone. I didn`t meet a single, decent human in the week I spent working there last year.
On the way up, I had to stop and ask for directions twice. Both times I was redirected back the way I had come...like, they actually gave me directions to leave NJ southbound. Not that I had gone too far, but to just plain leave.
And besides, I can`t pump my own gas there anyhow.
F NJ in the A.
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Male 16
Meh, good way to pass 2 minutes of bordem I guess.
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Female 1,134
oatmeal would of done it better ._.
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Female 3,574
This is like a crappy weeaboo version of the Oatmeal.
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Male 59
`That skeezy guy` can anyone clarify that skeezy is a word? is there a risk i might hear it again, because i already want to kill Jennifer Herd for using it
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Female 430
True
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Male 422
This was like a slab of concrete. Its NOT oatmeal D:
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Female 1,427
"Sub-par oatmeal rip-off. It`s harsh, but ripping off people`s art, structure and writing style is unforgivable.

Especially since the oatmeal is the best comic ever made, ever. Ripping it off is just blasphemy."

Pfff. Everything`s a rip-off of something else. You take anything and add a semblance of originality to it and it`s suddenly still a rip-off.
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Male 123
Prime example of anti-lulz.
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Female 58
This is stupid and full of idiotic stereotypes.
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Male 975
Terrible
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Male 491
#6 your mom
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Male 4,680
Sub-par oatmeal rip-off. It`s harsh, but ripping off people`s art, structure and writing style is unforgivable.

Especially since the oatmeal is the best comic ever made, ever. Ripping it off is just blasphemy.
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Male 83
Number 4 is woldemor :-O
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Male 46
I have a bizarre feeling I`ve read this before...
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Male 2,344
hahaha, Oatmeal ripoff so bad.
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Male 769
Jennifer Herd, ladies and gentlemen, raising the bar for feminism. *slow claps*
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Female 423
i agree, the oatmeal is way better to the point of this being offensive...
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Male 348
ZOMG WHO FAVORITED THIS TRASH?
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Male 348
This sucks, The Oatmeal is waaay better.
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Male 3,756
That wasn`t very good. Who knows who to get this posted?
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Female 1,172
@patchouly: Her stuff in general isn`t bad. She had some art up at the cafe I hang out at a few years back. Although, her website has always seemed incomplete. She has a couple drawings of people I know, and I knew it was them before reading the caption, so that`s pretty good.
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Female 470
Ripoff of The Oatmeal -- I am offended.
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Male 519
=O it lied, there are 7 people giving directions not 5 !
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Female 1,172
Why are people from St. Catharines showing up on i-am-b?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!!
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Male 2,441
Why is this here?
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Male 1,451
Eliminate 1,2, and 5 and just say "A woman or women"
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Male 272
horribly horrible
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Male 4,807
Whats the lowest rating we can give?
Damn, there are no negative ratings.
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Male 4,746
Was this written and drawn by a 12 year old?

Complete crap.
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Male 1,505
If the Oatmeal stopped being funny, it would become this.
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Female 277
I thought it was cute :)
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Male 976
Next lesson - how to draw not terribly.
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Male 328
LAMEEE oatmeal copycat forreal.
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Male 1,222
Meh, not funny and not well drawn
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Male 19,850
Link: 5 People You Never Ask For Directions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Even if it means wandering around lost for the rest of your life, don`t ask these people for directions.
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