16 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Why are the best signs always the most tasteless?
There are 92 comments:
Male 180
The "ran out of paint :(" one made my day.
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Female 261
I want one of those nail clipping signs to put up at my office. Someone keeps doing that at their desk and the sharp cuttings end up everywhere and it`s just nasty.
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Male 10
#7
only in philly
and that prick DID go to jail
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Male 9
Baby Needs with your Beers & Wines? Now that`s marketing!
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Male 1,067
I actually hate people.
The fact that they need to be told not to clip their nails in a subway station.
You get some serious f-ing morons
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Female 272
"Kiducation" How the drat???
Who exactly thinks clipping their nails on the subway is appropriate?
And #4 is the best sign ever. :)
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Male 25,416
lolz at the last one!
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Male 487
"IAB- drat YOUR AUTO-PLAY ADS."

How many times does it need to be said? use firefox with adblock.

I wouldn`t have never known IAB had ads unless people bitched and moaned about them.
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Female 583
I actually laughed out loud at the "I shoot people and pets" one.
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Female 208
I LOVE the third one...xD
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Female 9,403
"I shoot people and pets"

lawl.
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Male 153
Gauranteed! hahaha
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Male 670
IAB- drat YOUR AUTO-PLAY ADS.
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Female 1,077
we named our gps debora and she`s always nagging us to make a legal u-turn.
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Female 965
WTF is a rice dick?
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Female 2,695
tacko`s
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Male 838
I wanna see them turn used clothes into new kids. This sounds like it`d be pretty neat to watch.
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Female 3,828
LOL i like the last one. i hate when my gps tells me to do something that isnt physically possible, let alone legal traffic laws
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Male 770
My GPS is always telling me to go the wrong way down one way streets.
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Female 477
guaranteed*
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Male 14,330
#2 Im looking for the exact same thing!!!
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Male 6,694
Im with BunnyNaku
"bring a better face" was my fave.
2nd place - If you have large breasts we will get along well. XD
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Male 333
Batman for sheriff!
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Male 593
People actually clip their nails on the subway? Eugh....
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Female 5,222
I liked the "bring a better face" XD
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Male 215
I also welcome beef-marinated weiner tongue brains. mmmmmmmmm...
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Female 11
I really love the Nina`s photography, even though you know what she means, it can be taken another way. I know where 503 is too.
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Male 7
"Bring in a better face for your picture" haha that`s great
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Female 646
Hahaha If you like catoons and have big boobs we will get along just fine
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Male 86
That guy in number 7... those first three letters are my area code. D:
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Male 151
INSANE COMPUTER TIME`S
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Male 143
I LOVE TACKOS!
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Male 2,748
BABY WANT BEERS AND WINES!!! BABY WANT BEERS AND WINES!!!
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Male 220
i`m a regular guy seeking for regular ga??
ga what???
you are missing one letter and so close to get my phone call just to be sure
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Female 77
I`m pretty sure I`ll be calling the guy in #7 tomorrow
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Male 1,378
signs are always funny
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Male 10,845
@Angilion

You can`t access the site through the University internet system here.
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Male 10,845
#2 I see what you did there!
#6 ZING!
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Male 76
@Stormydreasm "Anyone caught making one will be TERMINATED?"
Maybe that term isn`t used in Australia but in the States it means "fired". As in "your employment with this company has been terminated."

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Male 12,138
Many years ago while going to Uni I got so pissed off with people parking right up in my grille so I couldn`t get out, that I made up a bunch of flyers and kept them in my glovebox to stick under peoples` wipers. Went something like this.

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THANK YOU!

Thank you for parking so close to my car! Next time, I must remember to bring my f*cking can-opener so I can get my car back out again.

Thank you for your time. You certainly wasted enough of mine, you inconsiderate bastard.
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Male 246
"Your GPS is wrong". LOL.
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Male 41
recalculating...
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Female 160
Anyone caught making one will be TERMINATED?

I`m scared.
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Female 347
If only the Internet date guy lived a little closer.
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Male 2,436
No rice dicks??? F*ck it, I quit!
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Male 469
I love tackos!
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Male 240
Shook hands with Obama.... hope he washed
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Male 134
lol GPS wrong, guaranteed!!
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Male 904
I wish the subway had signs like this. Also, "Don`t brush your hair then pull the old, dirty, matted hair off the brush and throw it on the floor" would be nice.
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Male 3,482
I`ve been banned once... Apparently, I was spamming the /fit/ board...

I`ve never been on /fit/...

And Anarchist... I seriously doubt even you are REALLY bad enough to do that...
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Female 12
LMAO.
He never went to jail, he knows 15 guitar chords and likes eating "takos".
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Male 25
215 that guy is in my area and cannot spell tacos what the hell
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Male 893
I got banned from 4chan for posting a link to child porn.

Here is the link to it.
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Male 1,598
Internet date guy doesn`t know how to spell tacos. lol
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Female 318
@AnarchistGod: I don`t know what you did, but it must have been pretty damn awesome to get banned from 4chan...wtf did you do?
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Male 9,306
"I got banned from 4chan today.


I didn`t know that was possible."

Chaos, however chaotic, does have its boundaries...at least they claim to anyway.

I had no idea sushi chefs would go so far as to joke around and make rice penises. They all seem so serious behind the sushi bar.
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Male 1,523
Heh, I wish all graffiti artists were clever like that, instead of writing random swear words and strange bubble letters that noone can read.
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Male 36
I think the last one refers to geocaching
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Male 12,365
[quote]I got banned from 4chan today.[/quote]

I didn`t know that was possible.
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Male 12,365
Sacking someone for making a rice dick is way over the top. Serving it to customers, perhaps, but not just making it.

Excuse me, I`m off to have a sex change so I can date the man who made the poster. He`s 100% real and has blue ray is! How can anyone resist that? I`m tired of dating people who are partly real and partly imaginary.
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Female 536
love the "maybe you need to bring in a better face for your photo" one
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Female 4,447
It`s "guaranteed" there buddy.
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Male 3,482
[quote]I got banned from 4chan today. This is bullsh it.[/quote]
WTF did you post a link to?

And I like that sign, lol. I want a yard big enough to make that worth putting up sometime in the future.
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Male 185
I love tacko`s to... I think.
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Male 85
Bhahah my name is Bateman.
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Male 1,625
Lengua is so good! White people take note. Tacos de lengua, Just eat it. Cabeza is an aquired taste however.
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Male 893
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Male 893
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Male 648
Nothing tasteless about those...in fact, those might be the most tasteful signs i`ve ever seen!
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Male 893
On an unrelated topic...

I got banned from 4chan today. This is bullsh it.    
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I don`t care that much if I get banned from IAB or if anybody cares.
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Male 203
Lol at the photography one!!
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Male 503
Great set of signs, Fancy. you get a free virtual cookie.
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Female 169
I strongly agree with the nail clipping one.
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Male 1,184
fiizok, it`s a theatre.
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Female 1,534
haha AWESOME!! my name is nina and i do photography :P i find that one humorous
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Male 219
@fiizok I think that`s a pornographic theater notice
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Male 491
I love rice dicks but only when made by s chef.
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Female 2,352
Mmm rice dick and marinated brains. .
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Male 156
Ha!! Baby Needs Beer and Wine is from my local Co-op store. Sadly it`s gone now...
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Male 591
No masturbation, lewd acts or indecent exposure allowed? Remind me never to go to that church!
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Male 558
@ElSombrero: here`s a website you should check out before correcting anyone`s spelling...
http://dictionary.reference.com/
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Female 30
pffft, who DOESN`T like tackos???
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Male 142
lol @ #10
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Male 3,482
#7) Tempted to call that number and put on a fake voice, just to mess with him...

#13) I think it`s more tasteless that people actually clip their nails on the subway... It`s disgusting, in all honesty. Sure, maybe you`re not pissing in a corner like that homeless dude, but still, would you want someone sending nail clippings all over you?
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Male 725
Batman totally has my vote for Sheriff!
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Male 2,549
lol @ pervy Israelis
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Male 2,893
Yes, Baby does need Beers and Wines.
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Male 292
lol @ # 2 and # 10
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Male 716
at least spell Guarunteed right! Or install a gate!
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Female 38
how are you a coward for calling the health department? thats what youre supposed to do. who the hell talks to an owner personally about smoking in a restaurant, especially with an attitude like hers.
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Male 500
the last one is my favorite
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Male 19,888
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