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Date: 08/10/10 02:04 PM

92 Responses to 16 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18926 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Link: 16 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs - Why are the best signs always the most tasteless?
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    the last one is my favorite
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    hateonyou Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    how are you a coward for calling the health department? thats what youre supposed to do. who the hell talks to an owner personally about smoking in a restaurant, especially with an attitude like hers.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    at least spell Guarunteed right! Or install a gate!
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    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    lol @ # 2 and # 10
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Yes, Baby does need Beers and Wines.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    lol @ pervy Israelis
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Batman totally has my vote for Sheriff!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    #7) Tempted to call that number and put on a fake voice, just to mess with him...

    #13) I think it`s more tasteless that people actually clip their nails on the subway... It`s disgusting, in all honesty. Sure, maybe you`re not pissing in a corner like that homeless dude, but still, would you want someone sending nail clippings all over you?
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    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    lol @ #10
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    phoenixvirus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    pffft, who DOESN`T like tackos???
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    @ElSombrero: here`s a website you should check out before correcting anyone`s spelling...
    http://dictionary.reference.com/
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    No masturbation, lewd acts or indecent exposure allowed? Remind me never to go to that church!
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    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Ha!! Baby Needs Beer and Wine is from my local Co-op store. Sadly it`s gone now...
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Mmm rice dick and marinated brains. .
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    I love rice dicks but only when made by s chef.
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    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    @fiizok I think that`s a pornographic theater notice
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
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    August 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    haha AWESOME!! my name is nina and i do photography :P i find that one humorous
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    fiizok, it`s a theatre.
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    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I strongly agree with the nail clipping one.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Great set of signs, Fancy. you get a free virtual cookie.
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Lol at the photography one!!
  23. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    On an unrelated topic...

    I got banned from 4chan today. This is bullsh it.    
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    I don`t care that much if I get banned from IAB or if anybody cares.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Nothing tasteless about those...in fact, those might be the most tasteful signs i`ve ever seen!
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Kiducation
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Lengua is so good! White people take note. Tacos de lengua, Just eat it. Cabeza is an aquired taste however.
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    kitka_1994 Male 13-17
    85 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Bhahah my name is Bateman.
  • Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I love tacko`s to... I think.
  • Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I got banned from 4chan today. This is bullsh it.
    WTF did you post a link to?

    And I like that sign, lol. I want a yard big enough to make that worth putting up sometime in the future.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    It`s "guaranteed" there buddy.
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    love the "maybe you need to bring in a better face for your photo" one
  • Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Sacking someone for making a rice dick is way over the top. Serving it to customers, perhaps, but not just making it.

    Excuse me, I`m off to have a sex change so I can date the man who made the poster. He`s 100% real and has blue ray is! How can anyone resist that? I`m tired of dating people who are partly real and partly imaginary.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    I got banned from 4chan today.

    I didn`t know that was possible.
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    dart3rocks Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I think the last one refers to geocaching
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Heh, I wish all graffiti artists were clever like that, instead of writing random swear words and strange bubble letters that noone can read.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    "I got banned from 4chan today.


    I didn`t know that was possible."

    Chaos, however chaotic, does have its boundaries...at least they claim to anyway.

    I had no idea sushi chefs would go so far as to joke around and make rice penises. They all seem so serious behind the sushi bar.
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    @AnarchistGod: I don`t know what you did, but it must have been pretty damn awesome to get banned from 4chan...wtf did you do?
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Internet date guy doesn`t know how to spell tacos. lol
  • Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    I got banned from 4chan for posting a link to child porn.

    Here is the link to it.
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    thomas27pa Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    215 that guy is in my area and cannot spell tacos what the hell
  • Profile photo of OpenYourEyes
    OpenYourEyes Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    LMAO.
    He never went to jail, he knows 15 guitar chords and likes eating "takos".
  • Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    I`ve been banned once... Apparently, I was spamming the /fit/ board...

    I`ve never been on /fit/...

    And Anarchist... I seriously doubt even you are REALLY bad enough to do that...
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    I wish the subway had signs like this. Also, "Don`t brush your hair then pull the old, dirty, matted hair off the brush and throw it on the floor" would be nice.
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    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    lol GPS wrong, guaranteed!!
  • Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Shook hands with Obama.... hope he washed
  • Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    I love tackos!
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    No rice dicks??? F*ck it, I quit!
  • Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    If only the Internet date guy lived a little closer.
  • Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Anyone caught making one will be TERMINATED?

    I`m scared.
  • Profile photo of Dozierman
    Dozierman Male 30-39
    41 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    recalculating...
  • Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    "Your GPS is wrong". LOL.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Many years ago while going to Uni I got so pissed off with people parking right up in my grille so I couldn`t get out, that I made up a bunch of flyers and kept them in my glovebox to stick under peoples` wipers. Went something like this.

    --------------

    THANK YOU!

    Thank you for parking so close to my car! Next time, I must remember to bring my f*cking can-opener so I can get my car back out again.

    Thank you for your time. You certainly wasted enough of mine, you inconsiderate bastard.
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    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @Stormydreasm "Anyone caught making one will be TERMINATED?"
    Maybe that term isn`t used in Australia but in the States it means "fired". As in "your employment with this company has been terminated."

  • Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    #2 I see what you did there!
    #6 ZING!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    @Angilion

    You can`t access the site through the University internet system here.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    signs are always funny
  • Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    I`m pretty sure I`ll be calling the guy in #7 tomorrow
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    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    i`m a regular guy seeking for regular ga??
    ga what???
    you are missing one letter and so close to get my phone call just to be sure
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    BABY WANT BEERS AND WINES!!! BABY WANT BEERS AND WINES!!!
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    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    I LOVE TACKOS!
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    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    INSANE COMPUTER TIME`S
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    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    That guy in number 7... those first three letters are my area code. D:
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Hahaha If you like catoons and have big boobs we will get along just fine
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    badassn1 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    "Bring in a better face for your picture" haha that`s great
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    Wolfeh Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    I really love the Nina`s photography, even though you know what she means, it can be taken another way. I know where 503 is too.
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    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:15 am
    I also welcome beef-marinated weiner tongue brains. mmmmmmmmm...
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:28 am
    I liked the "bring a better face" XD
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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 4:13 am
    People actually clip their nails on the subway? Eugh....
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    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Batman for sheriff!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Im with BunnyNaku
    "bring a better face" was my fave.
    2nd place - If you have large breasts we will get along well. XD
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:15 am
    #2 Im looking for the exact same thing!!!
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:18 am
    guaranteed*
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:26 am
    My GPS is always telling me to go the wrong way down one way streets.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:30 am
    LOL i like the last one. i hate when my gps tells me to do something that isnt physically possible, let alone legal traffic laws
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:03 am
    I wanna see them turn used clothes into new kids. This sounds like it`d be pretty neat to watch.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:29 am
    tacko`s
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:36 am
    WTF is a rice dick?
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:06 am
    we named our gps debora and she`s always nagging us to make a legal u-turn.
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:20 am
    IAB- drat YOUR AUTO-PLAY ADS.
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    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Gauranteed! hahaha
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:57 am
    "I shoot people and pets"

    lawl.
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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    I LOVE the third one...xD
  • Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I actually laughed out loud at the "I shoot people and pets" one.
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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    "IAB- drat YOUR AUTO-PLAY ADS."

    How many times does it need to be said? use firefox with adblock.

    I wouldn`t have never known IAB had ads unless people bitched and moaned about them.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    lolz at the last one!
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    "Kiducation" How the drat???
    Who exactly thinks clipping their nails on the subway is appropriate?
    And #4 is the best sign ever. :)
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:23 am
    I actually hate people.
    The fact that they need to be told not to clip their nails in a subway station.
    You get some serious f-ing morons
  • Profile photo of Itzal
    Itzal Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Baby Needs with your Beers & Wines? Now that`s marketing!
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    giggles778 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    #7
    only in philly
    and that prick DID go to jail
  • Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:11 am
    I want one of those nail clipping signs to put up at my office. Someone keeps doing that at their desk and the sharp cuttings end up everywhere and it`s just nasty.
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 12:24 am
    The "ran out of paint :(" one made my day.
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