Your Mom Was A Pristeen Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Now you can get your mom"s thing out of your head. Sicko.
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Male 1,299
@penguinazul

Not only have you given sound advice, you`ve presented me with what I can only imagine is a recipe for the most awesome stoner taco in history:

"the vaginal infection"

For this, I will thank you with hugs.

*HUGZIES*
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Male 660
@OldOllie LOL! Too true! Dry not good for Mr Peens
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Female 470
Use a mild soap on the VULVA, stop drinking soda, and eat healthy foods, and thou shalt have a nice smelling vagina. Otherwise, enjoy some cottage cheese on your taco. The end.
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Male 5,608
"Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure."


Well, you know:

"It`s like a breast of fresh ass..."
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Female 535
Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure.
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Male 98
"Plug and play" Awesome!
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Female 803
pretty sue no gynie would recommend using a vaginal deodorant. if you smell like fish, either you better be working on the docks or you should have that checked out.
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Male 177
You may note that the other alternative they don`t advocate is what the woman in the picture is doing. Burying yourself in sand, however, may add more depth to you social life.
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Male 2,424
Gotta respect women. So much maintince required down there. Mine is just plug and play.
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Female 2,352
"it protects you quietly for hours"

As opposed to loudly echoing in your vagina?
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Female 126
If soap and water didn`t fix it, something is wrong with it.Take it to the doctor >_<
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Male 5,608
"The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:"
*falls out chair* ROFL!!!!
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Male 25,416
right!
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Male 2,345
I believe this stuff was taken off the market with all the other products like it because it KILLED women...

listen women (and men) stop letting the media tell you what is wrong with you...they have a vested interested in making you bat poo crazy about yourself so you will buy their poo to make yourself "better". you are fine the way you are. if you are overweight, eat healthy and exercise...forget all the BS products out there.
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Male 876
I bet Justin Bieber goes through cases of this stuff.
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Female 448
Um...so like...what happens when a girl...y`know...?
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Male 741
The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:

1)SarahofBorg reef
2)Little-Red coast
3)OmgZelda shoal
4)Moefreak point
5)Inaria reef
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Male 7,378
No more swamp ass.
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Male 417
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
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Male 5,194
"Yay! It`s my first day as a model!"
"Here, put on this cable sweater and go sit on the sand dune."
"Yay! What kind of ad is this going to be used in?"
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Male 5,190
"I can`t believe we`re arguing about vaginal hygiene. This is awesome."

I rofl`d
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Female 188
<<Wait. WAIT. Girls wash down there with soap?

I thought it was with rainbows, happy thoughts and the occasional puppy. >>

Puppy ehh?
interesting
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Male 97
Smells like trout, get the f*ck out. Tastes like chicken, keep on lickin.

Live by it.
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Male 64
To be honest the producer of the product doesn`t give a poo if it works or not, only that people buy it because they think they have a problem.

Anyway I should shut up because I have man parts, BTW I`m back IAB!
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Male 4,793
Hahahaha!!! oh my god, the comments were 1000X better than the picture. I laughed for at least two minutes straight reading this. But seriously, just take a shower before anticipated sexy time and all should be good.
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Male 15,832
A bit of advice to the ladies when choosing feminine products. We like clean; clean is good. Fresh is nice, too. But dry? Not so much...
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Male 5,608
)-| Not only does it ALWAYS have a smell, no matter what you do to it, the smell (and taste) is relative to what you eat.

BTW, stop drinking soda and eating onion chips. They make you all fishy. It`s like trying to eat raw salmon down there.

Do you want this tongue-lashing or not? }-)
Hold still, dammit! Well, not too still...
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-P :-P :-P :-P *
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Male 2,748
hahahahahahhahaahhaahaha, im sorry, but if ur vag stinks, ur doing something wrong... oh wait, what vag doesn`t??? lol, just deal with it, sheesh
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Female 4,376
I can`t believe we`re arguing about vaginal hygiene. This is awesome.
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Male 206
I wonder if it gets rid of that litter box smell also.
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Male 645
Mom, do you even feel unclean; you know, down there?

oh no.. never
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Male 312
"Dear Penises and Vaginas,
You all smell terrible.
It`s just nature.
Deal with it.
-Mother Earth"

This.
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Male 730
@DRxSATANx I know the feeling... blegh
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Male 321
All this talk of smelly vaginas is making me wanna ralph.... its also reminding me of the time i fingured a chick and the smell was on my finger for 2 days...*pukes all over keyboard*
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Female 1,077
rule of thumb: it smells like fish you throw it back
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Female 2
Dear Penises and Vaginas,
You all smell terrible.
It`s just nature.
Deal with it.
-Mother Earth
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Female 1,134
..... *sigh....facepalm*
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Female 3,574
... just to clear one thing up, yes you should use soap down there, however you should never use soap *inside* your vagina. That is all.
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Male 2,419
well dada, while ur killing the bacteria there, why not scour all of your insides with some soap? i`m sure all those helpful, good bacteria won`t mind :)
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Female 31
ZOMG some people dont use soap.. down there.. ZOMG.... I AM SO DISGUSTED.

For real dada.. does your vagina get dirt, oil or bad bacteria in it? Because those are the things soap binds too..... Your PH balance may be fine with your wonderful (and pointless) lady soaps but its still getting rid of the bateria in your vagina that are supposed to be cleaning it in the first place. Warm water is fine, just because people don`t feel the need to scrub every part of themselves with soap does not make them dirty.... Hope your having fun in your judgment chair with thursh. ^.^
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Female 78
OMGZelda, just because one soap makes it yucky, it doesn`t mean that you have to stop using soap! You buy another one! The ginecologist can prescribe you one if you`re super-sensitive.

What`s wrong with you girls? You really don`t wash yourselves with soap?? Oh wait, now I understand why there are commercials for products like this.
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Male 776
OmgZelda, its still not supposed to smell bad tho
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Female 1,593
Dada, SarahofBorg is right. Using unbalanced soaps on a vagina will throw the vagina out of whack and make it yucky.

You want a pH balanced soap.

And stay away from deodorants. They cause nothing but problems.
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Male 77
Wait. WAIT. Girls wash down there with soap?

I thought it was with rainbows, happy thoughts and the occasional puppy.

I am SO disappointed. :(
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Female 78
SarahofBorg, you`re not an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl, because you can`t pick a soap that fits for you!
Go visit a pharmacy :-) buy ultra-delicate soap & then wash yourself :-)
And... If your vagina smells, it doesn`t mean that it is intended to do so. Or that EVERYBODY else`s vagina smells. You know, that`s what an idiot would think.
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Male 37,888
a lysol douche will do the same thing.
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Female 3,562
Also, all vaginas smell. It`s just what they do. It`s merely a matter of degree that matters.
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Female 3,562
You`re an idiot Dada. Some girls have problems BECAUSE they wash with soap every single day. It can cause an unbalance.
It`s never the same situation for every girl.
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Male 915
swamp butt inc
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Female 78
Come on, if you give yourself a wash everyday, your vagina cannot stink! Even on "those days", if you know the magic of water and soap.
If you wash it and it still stinks, then go to the doctor instead of spraying chemicals all over it just to cover the smell! Because healthy vaginas don`t smell bad. AT ALL.
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Female 2,289
"Oven mitts and an ironing board"

... :-|
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Male 2,688
inaria... You know your problem is major when people standing in an elevator with you start heaving and passing out....
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Female 612
I automatically read "trickiest" as "tricksiest." I really need to stop watching LOTR so much....
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Male 2,085
Finger-lickin` good.
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Male 4,680
@domisgood- *Thunderous applause*
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Female 1,181
wtf are you taking about, Shahar102?
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Female 1,515
I watched a commercial today that was a feminine odor commercial and they were like "I found out the hard way that vaginal odor is a problem" How f`n smelly is your vajayjay that you "found out the hard way"? Like...wtf, I think you have bigger problems!
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Female 517
am, 1.ew
2.WANT
3.jk o.o, ew.
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Male 4,867
"What if I don`t want to be an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl? What kinds of products do you cater to my needs, then?"

Oven mitts and an ironing board
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Male 141
Haha, I thought it was going to be all hinty and double entendre-y about it. But then it`s just like "-the vaginal area- you know? your who who? YOU`RE VAGINA SMELLS! USE THIS!" at least that`s how it went in my head.
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Female 1,963
What if I don`t want to be an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl? What kinds of products do you cater to my needs, then?
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Male 69
Gold Bond powder works miracles.
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Male 328
I like how they have to clarify that the "most girl part of you" is the vagina.
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Male 25,416
wow,at least it fresh!
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Female 414
yeast/ bladder infections here we come... seriously though, if its that bad, what ever happened to good old fashioned baby powder
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Female 1,623
Wow... I don`t know how to react to this...
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Male 4,014
Its funny, because they always have pictures of a woman being all reflective, and its implied she must be thinking, "damn, my vagina STINKS!"
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Female 839
"an attractive, nice to be with girl"

because NOBODY want`s to be with a girl with vaginal odor problems
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Female 7,833
Bad idea- these things are horrid, a way of making lady bits seem dirty. A clean healthy genital area does not smell bad- if you wash and it smells you should see a doctor.
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Male 11
Do they do anything for sweaty balls?
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Male 333
I feel...awkward.
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Male 15,510
Lol, I know some nice-to-be-with girls
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Male 1,364
well its true, vaginas can stink, especially during menstruation.
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Female 3,574
Yeah, like allie22 said, most girls do not use products like these nowadays because it`s common knowledge that they`ll make you itchy or give you an infection.
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Female 4,376
I`d probably actually buy something like that.
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Female 23
FIRST_poster0 : products like this still exists but they are bad and can give you a vaginal yeast infection. =)
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Male 2,670
Didn`t that turn out to be composed entirely of turpentine and Agent Orange?
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Male 15
An attractive, nice-to-be-with girl. Awesome. and gross.
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Male 970
what happened to that nowadays?
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Male 6,694
Ugh. Why. Why ! Why would you8 make us do that.
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Female 3,574
... I don`t get why this is supposed to be funny?
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Male 19,840
Link: Your Mom Was A Pristeen Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now you can get your mom`s thing out of your head. Sicko.
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