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Date: 07/12/10 01:01 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Your Mom Was A Pristeen Girl - Now you can get your mom`s thing out of your head. Sicko.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    ... I don`t get why this is supposed to be funny?
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Ugh. Why. Why ! Why would you8 make us do that.
  4. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    what happened to that nowadays?
  5. Profile photo of plastichorse
    plastichorse Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    An attractive, nice-to-be-with girl. Awesome. and gross.
  6. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Didn`t that turn out to be composed entirely of turpentine and Agent Orange?
  7. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    FIRST_poster0 : products like this still exists but they are bad and can give you a vaginal yeast infection. =)
  8. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    I`d probably actually buy something like that.
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Yeah, like allie22 said, most girls do not use products like these nowadays because it`s common knowledge that they`ll make you itchy or give you an infection.
  10. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    well its true, vaginas can stink, especially during menstruation.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Lol, I know some nice-to-be-with girls
  12. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I feel...awkward.
  13. Profile photo of Rufio1980
    Rufio1980 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Do they do anything for sweaty balls?
  14. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    "an attractive, nice to be with girl"

    because NOBODY want`s to be with a girl with vaginal odor problems
  15. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Bad idea- these things are horrid, a way of making lady bits seem dirty. A clean healthy genital area does not smell bad- if you wash and it smells you should see a doctor.
  16. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Its funny, because they always have pictures of a woman being all reflective, and its implied she must be thinking, "damn, my vagina STINKS!"
  17. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Wow... I don`t know how to react to this...
  18. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    yeast/ bladder infections here we come... seriously though, if its that bad, what ever happened to good old fashioned baby powder
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    wow,at least it fresh!
  20. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    I like how they have to clarify that the "most girl part of you" is the vagina.
  21. Profile photo of SeaBassEX
    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
    69 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Gold Bond powder works miracles.
  22. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    What if I don`t want to be an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl? What kinds of products do you cater to my needs, then?
  23. Profile photo of -LuckyDucky-
    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Haha, I thought it was going to be all hinty and double entendre-y about it. But then it`s just like "-the vaginal area- you know? your who who? YOU`RE VAGINA SMELLS! USE THIS!" at least that`s how it went in my head.
  24. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    "What if I don`t want to be an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl? What kinds of products do you cater to my needs, then?"

    Oven mitts and an ironing board
  25. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    am, 1.ew
    2.WANT
    3.jk o.o, ew.
  26. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I watched a commercial today that was a feminine odor commercial and they were like "I found out the hard way that vaginal odor is a problem" How f`n smelly is your vajayjay that you "found out the hard way"? Like...wtf, I think you have bigger problems!
  27. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    wtf are you taking about, Shahar102?
  28. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    @domisgood- *Thunderous applause*
  29. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Finger-lickin` good.
  30. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I automatically read "trickiest" as "tricksiest." I really need to stop watching LOTR so much....
  31. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    inaria... You know your problem is major when people standing in an elevator with you start heaving and passing out....
  32. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    "Oven mitts and an ironing board"

    ... :-|
  33. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Come on, if you give yourself a wash everyday, your vagina cannot stink! Even on "those days", if you know the magic of water and soap.
    If you wash it and it still stinks, then go to the doctor instead of spraying chemicals all over it just to cover the smell! Because healthy vaginas don`t smell bad. AT ALL.
  34. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    swamp butt inc
  35. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    You`re an idiot Dada. Some girls have problems BECAUSE they wash with soap every single day. It can cause an unbalance.
    It`s never the same situation for every girl.
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Also, all vaginas smell. It`s just what they do. It`s merely a matter of degree that matters.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36214 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    a lysol douche will do the same thing.
  38. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    SarahofBorg, you`re not an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl, because you can`t pick a soap that fits for you!
    Go visit a pharmacy :-) buy ultra-delicate soap & then wash yourself :-)
    And... If your vagina smells, it doesn`t mean that it is intended to do so. Or that EVERYBODY else`s vagina smells. You know, that`s what an idiot would think.
  39. Profile photo of Mister_Dood
    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
    77 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Wait. WAIT. Girls wash down there with soap?

    I thought it was with rainbows, happy thoughts and the occasional puppy.

    I am SO disappointed. :(
  40. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Dada, SarahofBorg is right. Using unbalanced soaps on a vagina will throw the vagina out of whack and make it yucky.

    You want a pH balanced soap.

    And stay away from deodorants. They cause nothing but problems.
  41. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    OmgZelda, its still not supposed to smell bad tho
  42. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    OMGZelda, just because one soap makes it yucky, it doesn`t mean that you have to stop using soap! You buy another one! The ginecologist can prescribe you one if you`re super-sensitive.

    What`s wrong with you girls? You really don`t wash yourselves with soap?? Oh wait, now I understand why there are commercials for products like this.
  43. Profile photo of Little-Red
    Little-Red Female 18-29
    31 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    ZOMG some people dont use soap.. down there.. ZOMG.... I AM SO DISGUSTED.

    For real dada.. does your vagina get dirt, oil or bad bacteria in it? Because those are the things soap binds too..... Your PH balance may be fine with your wonderful (and pointless) lady soaps but its still getting rid of the bateria in your vagina that are supposed to be cleaning it in the first place. Warm water is fine, just because people don`t feel the need to scrub every part of themselves with soap does not make them dirty.... Hope your having fun in your judgment chair with thursh. ^.^
  44. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    well dada, while ur killing the bacteria there, why not scour all of your insides with some soap? i`m sure all those helpful, good bacteria won`t mind :)
  45. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    ... just to clear one thing up, yes you should use soap down there, however you should never use soap *inside* your vagina. That is all.
  46. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    ..... *sigh....facepalm*
  47. Profile photo of midnitious
    midnitious Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Dear Penises and Vaginas,
    You all smell terrible.
    It`s just nature.
    Deal with it.
    -Mother Earth
  48. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    rule of thumb: it smells like fish you throw it back
  49. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    All this talk of smelly vaginas is making me wanna ralph.... its also reminding me of the time i fingured a chick and the smell was on my finger for 2 days...*pukes all over keyboard*
  50. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    @DRxSATANx I know the feeling... blegh
  51. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    "Dear Penises and Vaginas,
    You all smell terrible.
    It`s just nature.
    Deal with it.
    -Mother Earth"

    This.
  52. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Mom, do you even feel unclean; you know, down there?

    oh no.. never
  53. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    I wonder if it gets rid of that litter box smell also.
  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I can`t believe we`re arguing about vaginal hygiene. This is awesome.
  55. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    hahahahahahhahaahhaahaha, im sorry, but if ur vag stinks, ur doing something wrong... oh wait, what vag doesn`t??? lol, just deal with it, sheesh
  56. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    )-| Not only does it ALWAYS have a smell, no matter what you do to it, the smell (and taste) is relative to what you eat.

    BTW, stop drinking soda and eating onion chips. They make you all fishy. It`s like trying to eat raw salmon down there.

    Do you want this tongue-lashing or not? }-)
    Hold still, dammit! Well, not too still...
    *hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-P :-P :-P :-P *
  57. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    A bit of advice to the ladies when choosing feminine products. We like clean; clean is good. Fresh is nice, too. But dry? Not so much...
  58. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:25 am
    Hahahaha!!! oh my god, the comments were 1000X better than the picture. I laughed for at least two minutes straight reading this. But seriously, just take a shower before anticipated sexy time and all should be good.
  59. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:43 am
    To be honest the producer of the product doesn`t give a poo if it works or not, only that people buy it because they think they have a problem.

    Anyway I should shut up because I have man parts, BTW I`m back IAB!
  60. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Smells like trout, get the f*ck out. Tastes like chicken, keep on lickin.

    Live by it.
  61. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:30 am
    <<Wait. WAIT. Girls wash down there with soap?

    I thought it was with rainbows, happy thoughts and the occasional puppy. >>

    Puppy ehh?
    interesting
  62. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:07 am
    "Yay! It`s my first day as a model!"
    "Here, put on this cable sweater and go sit on the sand dune."
    "Yay! What kind of ad is this going to be used in?"
  63. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
  64. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:41 am
    No more swamp ass.
  65. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:48 am
    The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:

    1)SarahofBorg reef
    2)Little-Red coast
    3)OmgZelda shoal
    4)Moefreak point
    5)Inaria reef
  66. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Um...so like...what happens when a girl...y`know...?
  67. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:20 am
    I bet Justin Bieber goes through cases of this stuff.
  68. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:52 am
    I believe this stuff was taken off the market with all the other products like it because it KILLED women...

    listen women (and men) stop letting the media tell you what is wrong with you...they have a vested interested in making you bat poo crazy about yourself so you will buy their poo to make yourself "better". you are fine the way you are. if you are overweight, eat healthy and exercise...forget all the BS products out there.
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    right!
  70. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    "The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:"
    *falls out chair* ROFL!!!!
  71. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    If soap and water didn`t fix it, something is wrong with it.Take it to the doctor >_<
  72. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    "it protects you quietly for hours"

    As opposed to loudly echoing in your vagina?
  73. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Gotta respect women. So much maintince required down there. Mine is just plug and play.
  74. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    You may note that the other alternative they don`t advocate is what the woman in the picture is doing. Burying yourself in sand, however, may add more depth to you social life.
  75. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    pretty sue no gynie would recommend using a vaginal deodorant. if you smell like fish, either you better be working on the docks or you should have that checked out.
  76. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
    98 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    "Plug and play" Awesome!
  77. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure.
  78. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    "Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure."


    Well, you know:

    "It`s like a breast of fresh ass..."
  79. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Use a mild soap on the VULVA, stop drinking soda, and eat healthy foods, and thou shalt have a nice smelling vagina. Otherwise, enjoy some cottage cheese on your taco. The end.
  80. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:48 am
    @OldOllie LOL! Too true! Dry not good for Mr Peens
  81. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:18 am
    @penguinazul

    Not only have you given sound advice, you`ve presented me with what I can only imagine is a recipe for the most awesome stoner taco in history:

    "the vaginal infection"

    For this, I will thank you with hugs.

    *HUGZIES*

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