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Date: 07/02/10 07:33 AM

55 Responses to Your Days Of Free Lunch At Work Are Over [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:45 am
    Link: Your Days Of Free Lunch At Work Are Over - Uh, oh... our seemingly dimwitted co-workers have caught on to us...
  2. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:43 am
    So what are they going to do about it???
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Which is why i put stool softener in the food i take to work.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:06 am
    what if columbo was this half arsed?
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Why are they leaving food at work in the first place?
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:20 am
    My dad had this happen to him right around the time I was born. So, since baby poo is apparently yellow, he made his normal lunch, and also made a sub sammich with my poo instead of mustard.

    No more food was stolen from the employee fridge.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:24 am
    deyv87: That...that`s...wow...over the top but I can understand the frustration of being stolen from...but it`s just food guys. o_o;
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:28 am
    I thought it was for everyone.
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Devy- im going to throw up.
  10. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:41 am
    This is seriously irritating. It is even MORE irritating that no one sees this for what it is. Do you realize stealing a slice of Pizza is a felony in some places? Some may think it is just food. But it is food that was bought with the money that people earn. These people need to earn their own food. Not STEAL (thats right this is stealing) the very food from people`s mouths. How long before someone gets arrested for this. SHould have happened alot sooner
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Maybe they should pay the cleaning crew a bit more? Or leave a lunch?
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:01 am
    I little Ipecac in with some food would solve this problem pretty quick.
  13. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:24 am
    haha I love how it sounds so threatening. LEAVE OUR FOOD ALONE.
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:27 am
    too bad the people stealing probably no speaka ingles.
  15. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:35 am
    A lot of the time if someone is taking something, they need it more than you. Not saying this is right because they are taking a LOT...but when something is stolen from me, I just hope whatever they took helps them in some way because apparently they needed it more than me, to be so desperate.
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
    sad
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
    @Steelgrid, where in god`s name is it a felony to steel a slice of pizza?

    @Ginying520, Thanks for the ad spam, but drat off.
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
    @Levyn, heres my favorite quote, hope you like it. "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent." The very fact that you could have any sort of pity for the piece of poo who dares to steal from you, rather than working for him/herself, is treason against yourself. That attitude you have is perfect for letting someone just walk all over you.
  19. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:44 am
    @deyv87 That is worse than the story of my 7th grade teacher framing the penny her son ate.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:44 am
    This happens a lot at my job. I even think a guy got fired for it once...or maybe there were also other things going on in conjuction that got him fired.

    Anyways, I`m assuming the thief works there...therefore he makes money to buy his own food. Easy Mac is less than a dollar!!!

    Eh ^_^
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:48 am
    will they kill to stop the stealing?
  22. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:05 am
    @ScottSerious

    Yes, they say that they`ll do whatever it takes. I don`t think that they could live with themselves if they lied on a note to the person that steals their food, especially as they don`t know who it is. They should definitely kill or learn to not lie.
  23. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:13 am
    You know pizza, there are people who believe the exact opposite... Like, you know, Gandhi...
  24. Profile photo of Arjunz
    Arjunz Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Cheese =/= Soft drinks
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    bdr127
    47 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Maybe it is security and/or human resources....
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
    heh, "took the meat and left the box empty"... that`s funny.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Guess nobody has ever heard of a wireless webcam... or buying lunch... or packing a refridgerator proof lunch... or having lunch delivered... or bringing a cooler...
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Just poison it. Problem solved.
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:58 am
    That is why I only eat shyt!nobody else likes it!
  30. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Guess nobody has ever heard of a wireless webcam... or buying lunch... or packing a refridgerator proof lunch... or having lunch delivered... or bringing a cooler...

    Obviously, they are satisfied with the arrangements they have now. You`re suggesting that they make significant changes from something they are satisfied with when it`s much easier to fix the problem and continue as before.

    The most sensible suggestion was filming the fridge overnight, but you`re assuming that their priority is to catch the theif or thieves and do so officially, which would mean bringing action against them. I think their priority is to stop the thefts. Maybe they`re pretty sure who it is and don`t want that person sacked.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Oh no watch out they are going to DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

    So they might write another note?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Oh no watch out they are going to DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

    So they might write another note?

    Or they might tell management who the thief is, which would probably result in the thief getting sacked. Or if management already know and are part of the "we" of the note, they might stop pretending they don`t know, which would probably result in the thief being sacked.

    "whatever it takes" does not mean "far more than it takes".
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    redopinion Female 30-39
    3 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    It looks like something that would be posted here in my home, Yosemite National Park. You live in communal housing, and share refridgerators. I`ve had SO much food stolen from me over the years, and this is with a locked box. Drunk kids and climber bums like to break in during the night. Not much you can do about it other than get a promotion which allows you better housing.
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    faborbo Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    @IssaTheFiend -

    Poisoned decoy food?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    the hamburgler is lowering his standards!
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Honestly, people have no imagination. After the second time your poo gets jacked from the fridge, that`s when you lace your next `lunch` with laxatives. Obviously the person in the bathoom pooting themselves is the culprit.
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    MercuryCrest Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    I`ve developed a dangerously high immunity in my tastebuds to cayenne pepper for just such an occasion. One taste and either they`ll hit the roof, or I`ve found a new soul-mate.
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Reckon its security or cleaners at night lol
  39. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I agree with bigwafuu. Give em the runs and see who doesnt come into work. Theyd be caught red han- well, brown handed.
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Really? Food as a source of food for the theif? The hell you say!
  41. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    LEAVE FOOOD ALONEEEEE!!! *crying*
  42. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    lolol honestly, sounds like the cleaning crew o.O
  43. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    put ex-lax in the food. problem solved.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    Forget the Ex Lax- put 100 hits of LSD in a fruit cup and they`ll never steal again- or do much of anything else.
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    keith2: Then no one else can eat it, they might as well throw it away.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Oh my god, someone stole tubby`s fruit-cup and his cheese "crumbles". Yeah, call security. Alert human resources. Hell, call the FBI.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:06 am
    "put ex-lax in the food. problem solved."

    yeah, if you are into the whole murdering people thing. dumbass. never put exlax in food as a prank, they could OD on it and it`ll drat their heart.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:19 am
    It`s probably the cleaning people, in which case they won`t be able to read the note, because it`s not in Spanish.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:21 am
    It`s probably someone who doesn`t realize there`s a psychotic fat-ass using the office fridge to lay in an emergency supply of chow so he or she doesn`t have to spend an hour or two without being able wrap their pudgy fingers around something to cram into their bloated gut.
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Lets hide an opossum in the fridge or grease the floor around it :p
  51. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    July 3, 2010 at 9:23 am
    @ScottSerious

    Yes, they say that they`ll do whatever it takes. I don`t think that they could live with themselves if they lied on a note to the person that steals their food, especially as they don`t know who it is. They should definitely kill or learn to not lie.
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    would it be AN opossum or A opossum since the o is silent? don`t care enough to google (only enough to comment)
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    wizkid430 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    "would it be AN opossum or A opossum since the o is silent? don`t care enough to google (only enough to comment)"

    it would be AN opossum, but the "n" in AN would be silent
  54. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:31 am
    Food gets stolen out of our office refrigerators all the time. The CEO has emailed everyone about it a couple of times, and they just moved the refrigerators to the middle of the cafeteria so they`re more visible. I suspect the next step is security cameras, and I have no doubt the company really will do it if the stealing doesn`t stop.

    A friend of mine found a way to keep people from stealing his lunches - he put a note on them saying he spit in the food. Nasty, but it worked every time.
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    junkaddy: my cousin did the same, until the time he got to lunch and someone added "so did I" at the end of his note

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