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Date: 07/18/10 10:31 AM

28 Responses to You and Your Johnson

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Link: You and Your Johnson - A way of life for men over 50 years.
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:40 am
    hahaha, thats great :P
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:43 am
    This one is even better!
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    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:46 am
    epic
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:46 am
    I don`t get it, is johnson supposed to be a euphemism for penis?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:49 am
    You, your kids, and your Johnson. Yeah that one is just creepy. The rest are hilarious.

    Me, my friends, and my Johnson. What a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:49 am
    It`s only been 23 years for me.
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    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:24 am
    @Boredered
    It`s the brand of boat they`re selling - notice how every scene has a boat in it?
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @boredered: yes, it is. And it`s not the brand of boat, it`s the brand of engine on the boat.
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    My Johnson ran out of gas years ago.
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I need a new johnson.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    @Nettech i give you one free virtual cookie for that.
    you gotta choke on my johnson
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    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    I now have Johnson envy.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    My Johnson usually sputters and runs out of gas halfway through the trip :(
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    yay, so whats it saying when i have a evenrude!
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    You, your, kids and your Johnson. Ha
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    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    hahahaha!
  18. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I <3 my johnson
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    LOL

    There`s so much going on here..
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 4:14 am
    rwj?
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 6:19 am
    Me, my hand & my Johnson...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Thats my Johnson.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Theres realy no adequate way to describe the special relationship a man has with his Johnson.
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    BrunoStuff Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:23 am
    i`m pretty sure it`s not just 50 years
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    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:11 am
    LMAO @magoo22
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    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Haha, my grandfather and uncle worked for Johnson building motors. Not really a witty comment, just thought I`d share :)
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I burst laughing at "you, your kids and your Johnson"... now I feel like a bad person
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    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
    ROOSTER tails, water trails, you your kids and your Johnson NO WAY IT WAS NOT DONE ON PURPOSE

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