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Date: 07/20/10 04:03 PM

60 Responses to Yahoo! Answers The Hard Twilight Questions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Link: Yahoo! Answers The Hard Twilight Questions - Why doesn`t Voldemort sparkle like Edward Cullen?
  2. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    BOOOOOOOM

    Voldemort wins....


  3. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Who`s Voldemort? That`s Gerry1of1.
  4. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    lol Wait. Voldemort is a vampire?
  5. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    they`re from different books...
  6. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    I lol`d
  7. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    I don`t understand. Why should he sparkle?
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    ha ha ha
  9. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:24 pm

  10. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Gerry!
  11. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Maybe I read the books wrong, but I thought voldemort was a wizard. He`s not even a vampire, damnit
  12. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Oh Gerry you card!
  13. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    lol! took me a minute to figure out why the Gerry comments, then I remembered...
  14. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    where is gerry?
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    So now we know Gerrys yahoo account
  16. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Lol.

    Shine on mother f*cker!
  17. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Win.
  18. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Shine on you crazy diamond!
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Good question Dr Sexy!
    LOL!
  20. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    i hate to say this either this is shopped, or this was done at some point when Y!A didn`t censor explicit language, but either way its still funny.
  21. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Harry potter > twilight.
  22. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Gerry1of1?
  23. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    That`s a true fail if they think that Voldemort is a vampire.......
  24. Profile photo of the_plhe
    the_plhe Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Voldy would own E.Cullen.
  25. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    It`s funny because Edward was killed by Voldemort in Goblet of Fire.
  26. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    tangello - That`s a true fail if you think they were serious.
  27. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    I love it!
  28. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    K, maybe I missed something because I never read the books and I`ve only seen one movie but...Voldemort is a vampire? wtf?
  29. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    hahahahahaha Volsunga=LEGEND
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    @Volsunga
    I don`t think it was the same actor but, ehhhhhh, close enough.
  31. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    Yeah...... Voldemort doesn`t sparkle like Edward because
    A: Voldemort isn`t a vampire.
    B: Only faggots `sparkle`.
    Voldemort is so badass he doesn`t even have a nose. Your move Eddy
  32. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    yes!
  33. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    @GuardinGnome it is the same actor who played cedric diggory in harry potter
  34. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Come on, Gerry! We wanna hear more about how you shine!!
  35. Profile photo of DogSoldier
    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:12 am
    After being dragged to watch yet another Harry Potter movie, I could finally feel happy when Voldemort killed Robert Pattinson!!!

    Guardian Gnome. It`s the same guy, just do an IMDB search on him.

    Happy, happy, happy to read the crappy critics given to the last Twiligh movie! ^^
  36. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:16 am
    lolsss
  37. Profile photo of TeamVenture
    TeamVenture Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:44 am
    "Voldemort is so badass he doesn`t even have a nose. Your move Eddy"

    While I agree, remember that not every case of not having a nose makes you badass...



    case in point
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:48 am
    moving on.
  39. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Just thought about something....while we all I guess agree that Vold is no Vampire...He DID in fact consume the blood of a Unicorn. Do not know or care if this makes him a Vampire of Beasts but...well, i thought I would throw that curveball in there.
  40. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Ohhhhhh OK. I wasn`t sure it was him.
  41. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:57 am
    missed opportunity there, his reply makes no sense.
  42. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:38 am
    hahaha
  43. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:43 am
    epic
  44. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:04 am
    OH poo!


    VOLDEMORT IS ON THE INTARWEBZ!
  45. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:37 am
    nice
  46. Profile photo of LicoriceBear
    LicoriceBear Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I saw this on twitter :P
  47. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:22 am
    HAHAHA
  48. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Voldemort isn`t a vampire, duh.
  49. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Awesome!
  50. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    It`s obviously shopped, you can`t curse on yahoo answers.
  51. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I. Love. Voldemort.
  52. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:42 am
    No, it`s definitely real ..
    But I think it was shopped. >___> Pretty sure.
  53. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:09 am
    wooo, go Voldemort!
  54. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Hillarious.
  55. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Awesome. On a side note, I haven`t seen the movies or read any of the books so I can`t say anything about how good or bad they are. But why did the author have to go and gayify vampires? Vampires do not sparkle in sun light; they turn to ash and die.
  56. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    .-. that voldemort account was made specifically to answer that question
  57. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Giga: Yep, and most likely made by the same person who asked the question (named "Muggle", if you didn`t catch that).
  58. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:56 am
    lol :)
  59. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    ".-. that voldemort account was made specifically to answer that question"

    No...this isn`t real.
  60. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    I lol`d

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