Yahoo! Answers The Hard Twilight Questions [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 6 years ago in Funny

Why doesn"t Voldemort sparkle like Edward Cullen?
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Male 415
I lol`d
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Male 312
".-. that voldemort account was made specifically to answer that question"

No...this isn`t real.
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Female 584
lol :)
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Male 2,148
Giga: Yep, and most likely made by the same person who asked the question (named "Muggle", if you didn`t catch that).
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Male 161
.-. that voldemort account was made specifically to answer that question
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Male 270
Awesome. On a side note, I haven`t seen the movies or read any of the books so I can`t say anything about how good or bad they are. But why did the author have to go and gayify vampires? Vampires do not sparkle in sun light; they turn to ash and die.
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Male 203
Hillarious.
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Female 17
wooo, go Voldemort!
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Female 307
No, it`s definitely real ..
But I think it was shopped. >___> Pretty sure.
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Female 709
I. Love. Voldemort.
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Female 102
It`s obviously shopped, you can`t curse on yahoo answers.
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Female 94
Awesome!
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Female 265
Voldemort isn`t a vampire, duh.
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Female 5,222
HAHAHA
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Female 7
I saw this on twitter :P
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Male 178
nice
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Male 1,299
OH poo!


VOLDEMORT IS ON THE INTARWEBZ!
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Male 1,364
epic
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Male 151
hahaha
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Female 420
missed opportunity there, his reply makes no sense.
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Male 2,893
Ohhhhhh OK. I wasn`t sure it was him.
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Male 2,700
Just thought about something....while we all I guess agree that Vold is no Vampire...He DID in fact consume the blood of a Unicorn. Do not know or care if this makes him a Vampire of Beasts but...well, i thought I would throw that curveball in there.
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Male 6,694
moving on.
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Male 59
"Voldemort is so badass he doesn`t even have a nose. Your move Eddy"

While I agree, remember that not every case of not having a nose makes you badass...



case in point
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Female 3,001
lolsss
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Male 87
After being dragged to watch yet another Harry Potter movie, I could finally feel happy when Voldemort killed Robert Pattinson!!!

Guardian Gnome. It`s the same guy, just do an IMDB search on him.

Happy, happy, happy to read the crappy critics given to the last Twiligh movie! ^^
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Female 351
Come on, Gerry! We wanna hear more about how you shine!!
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Male 496
@GuardinGnome it is the same actor who played cedric diggory in harry potter
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Male 496
yes!
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Male 222
Yeah...... Voldemort doesn`t sparkle like Edward because
A: Voldemort isn`t a vampire.
B: Only faggots `sparkle`.
Voldemort is so badass he doesn`t even have a nose. Your move Eddy
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Male 2,893
@Volsunga
I don`t think it was the same actor but, ehhhhhh, close enough.
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Male 83
hahahahahaha Volsunga=LEGEND
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Female 1,095
K, maybe I missed something because I never read the books and I`ve only seen one movie but...Voldemort is a vampire? wtf?
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Female 1,593
I love it!
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Male 722
tangello - That`s a true fail if you think they were serious.
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Male 1,548

It`s funny because Edward was killed by Voldemort in Goblet of Fire.
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Female 22
Voldy would own E.Cullen.
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Female 901
That`s a true fail if they think that Voldemort is a vampire.......
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Male 2,549
Gerry1of1?
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Male 333
Harry potter > twilight.
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Male 48
i hate to say this either this is shopped, or this was done at some point when Y!A didn`t censor explicit language, but either way its still funny.
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Male 10,855
Good question Dr Sexy!
LOL!
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Male 988
Shine on you crazy diamond!
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Male 2,506
Win.
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Female 2,352
Lol.

Shine on mother f*cker!
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Male 15,510
So now we know Gerrys yahoo account
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Male 1,596
where is gerry?
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Male 901
lol! took me a minute to figure out why the Gerry comments, then I remembered...
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Male 4,680
Oh Gerry you card!
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Male 196
Maybe I read the books wrong, but I thought voldemort was a wizard. He`s not even a vampire, damnit
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Male 5,194
Gerry!
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Male 503

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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Male 2,121
I don`t understand. Why should he sparkle?
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Female 1,148
I lol`d
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Female 667
they`re from different books...
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Male 838
lol Wait. Voldemort is a vampire?
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Male 7,378
Who`s Voldemort? That`s Gerry1of1.
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Male 2,688
BOOOOOOOM

Voldemort wins....


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Male 2,620
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