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Date: 07/02/10 01:34 PM

204 Responses to WOW Player Talks Smack To Ex-Guilders

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Link: WOW Player Talks Smack To Ex-Guilders - We`re not sure about this guy (or is it a girl?) It talks the talk, but... LOLZ! (NSFW Language)
  2. Profile photo of JabbaTheAWES
    JabbaTheAWES Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    AHAHA He is calling somebody else fat! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  3. Profile photo of aust4beer
    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Watch out for fatty
  4. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    He/she/it reminds me of Jabba the Hutt. And it is calling other people fat. I believe it would run out of breath before it could hit me.
  5. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    He`s so out of breath it`s sad. Wait a second ... that`s a GIRL?!?!
  6. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    WOW :/ no punn intended
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    ...seriously? Is...she joking? Because this is pretty funny!
  8. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    woooooooow....that`s...something....

    now i feel the need to investigate it. what is this mysterious creature? how much does it weigh? how old is it and what is its sexual orientation? and finally, WTF?
    i want to know everything!
  9. Profile photo of smurfette69
    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    that was a chick...im scared for her future
  10. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2320 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    That`s the worst audition tape for the "Mickey Mouse Club" I`ve ever seen.
  11. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Boo, hoo, she just deleted her account. I`d say it`s a girl.
  12. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    The saddest thing about this whole butch-tastrophy is that she/it was making a genuine attempt at being a badass.
    Sadly, all I see is a fatass.
  13. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    The insult of being called fat cuts into its soul the most.
  14. Profile photo of Will_Ashi
    Will_Ashi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    I was afraid it was going to have a heart-attack half way through...Also, what`s with it calling another person a fat ass? Oh kettle, you slay me.
  15. Profile photo of KeithSixx
    KeithSixx Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Alri SO much stuff I could say about this video...but thats a girl??!! What the drat happened her?
  16. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    wonder why he needs a 2 tons jack? hahaha
  17. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    thats a girl, i`m sure. but she`s probably lesbian.
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    "You hear me you fat-ass motherf*cker?" Ah, the irony is simply delicious.
  19. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Worst internet dating video ever.
  20. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    He`s got bigger tits than most chicks
  21. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    If you say poo to me in real life I will hop out of my van with this thing...and then stop to catch my breath...then walk over to you, stop for a cheeseburger..then I will hit you in the drating head...then take a break. Fatty.
  22. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    yikes, it IS a girl... I mean yikes!
    but anyway, yeah, just listen to her rant and she gives her "gender" away...
  23. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Shocking that this went down in a Trailer Park. They typically seem so upscale.
  24. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    watch 1:28 - 1:30 LOL, he almost took all that anger out on himself
  25. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Well she even calles herself a her so im almost 100% that is a chick
  26. Profile photo of srj206
    srj206 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Go eat some more cheetos and drink some more mountain dew...
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    wow, get it ;)
  28. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    "you 500, 600 pound mother *ker!"

    Really, you just... you`re not allowed to make `fat jokes`. lol. And its a girl?? I thought it was little fat boy.
  29. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    oh !#@ she learned ninjitsu!! Everybody PANIC! She knows BLOCK!
  30. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    I feel sorry for this.... thing. Whatever it is, it is a hurt creature. It`s just a shame they`re so low on the food chain.
  31. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @davymid my thoughts exactly
  32. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    I for one am scared, he could eat me alive ... literally
  33. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    ``She just deleted her account.``

    A girl? Oh god.. *Vomit*
  34. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    RIGHT TO THE F`N BALLS! Take that guildies!
  35. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    If you knock it down, it won`t even be able to get back up...
  36. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "I can get low to the ground..... and you can`t hit me"

    Sorry kiddo but... how could I miss?
  37. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Ew, it`s a girl.
  38. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    .....600 pound motherdraters. Right. How much do you weigh darlin? I love these WOW players. They think they are legitimate gamers. Awww aren`t you cute.
  39. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    I think it`s a serious video, she`s consumed with impotent rage, amoung other things...
    The ninja skills demonstration at the end nearly killed me! I laughed so much, I was breathless and wheezing like, like she is in the video!! lolz!
  40. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Ah it`s gonna sit on me!
  41. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I love how every fat gamer nerd thinks they`re a ninja.

    I think even a blind dude would have no problem hitting that guy, no matter how low he gets.
  42. Profile photo of WingedZebra
    WingedZebra Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    She admitted to being a female in the video....:P but that was funny, yet disgusting...;_;
  43. Profile photo of u_dont_scare
    u_dont_scare Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    holy crap thought that was a dude
  44. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    i would shout abuse at this manatee and run cos i sure as hell think whatever it is cant run fast or far without dieing
  45. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    THAT WAS A CHICK?
  46. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    lol I`ve felt this way about some of my ex-guildies before. Bunch of non-nice individuals...
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "If you fcuk with me I`ll fcuk`n roll over on you, mother fcukers" LOLOLOLOL
  48. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Sad, really - on many levels. Glad I quit that game.
  49. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    [email protected] calling others fat!
  50. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    so - this obese waste is insulting other people for being overweight too?

    His parents need to get him medicated.
  51. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Has nothing to do with the game. It is some of the people that play.. MILLIONS of people play that game there is no way they are all like that.
  52. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    I didnt know that was a chick until she talked about herself in the 3rd person.
  53. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    This fat disgusting excuse for a human being makes me physically sick.
  54. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Soooo, I`m going with it being a girl cause of the pitch. Either way it needs less WOW and more salad.
  55. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    ohhhhhh i thought he kept his 2 ton jack in the front seat to get out of the car
  56. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    lol this video is awesome
  57. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Not sure how anyone, anybody in the world, of any age and gender, can take this guy seriously
  58. Profile photo of pajogu
    pajogu Male 18-29
    113 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    WOW SUCKS GET A LIFE.
  59. Profile photo of smokesletsgo
    smokesletsgo Male 30-39
    12 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    if it attacks you distract it with a cheeseburger and then run away.. always run in a serpentine pattern, remember cardio is your friend... good luck.
  60. Profile photo of Spider-Dan
    Spider-Dan Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    its a chick they call themself she in the vid but LOL
  61. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    "You fat a** motherf***er" XD
    I wonder who s/he was thinking about when they said that; I don`t know many people fatter than him/her.

    "I`m short. I can get low to the ground"
    You`re also fat. There is much more of you to hit than there is of me, and I promise you. I would more than certainly fight dirty; so unless she`s a dan or whatever the highest rank in jujitsu is, then she isn`t going to be able to do sh*t to me without her pipe.
  62. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    lol I would run around to make him (or her) chase me and laugh the entire time doing it.... hahahahaha.
  63. Profile photo of ShlieBee
    ShlieBee Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    "You fat a** motherf***er"
    if its that size, i wonder how much larger its talking to?
    Hm... =/
  64. Profile photo of sed8908
    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
  65. Profile photo of ShlieBee
    ShlieBee Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    "You fat a** motherf***er"
    if its that size, i wonder how much larger its talking to?
    Hm... =/
  66. Profile photo of dude1234
    dude1234 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm

  67. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    ROTFLMFAO I vote heshe always makes me crack up when a hella fat person calls someone a fat ass lol
  68. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Poor thing, its bad enough that her speech makes it all too apparent that she`s "dense." Even certain animals can recognize their reflection as being just that, but she`s deluded herself into thinking her reflection is a friend! Well, ex-friend, rather...
  69. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Really??...OH drat!
  70. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    * OH Fcuk!
  71. Profile photo of ZombieDomo
    ZombieDomo Female 18-29
    5 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    He`s in my town right now! I must find him.
  72. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    The fact that I didn`t even wonder boy/girl (nor did I read the caption/comments) and was totally blown away at 2:00 when it said "she", is what makes this so funny!

    Oh, and ZombieDomo, if you find her, video yourself slapping her in the face and falling down crying...I love when people act like they know how to fight but fall the first time someone actually hits them lol....
  73. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    As a World of Warcraft player, I say lawl.
  74. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    ya she DID admit to being a female in the game... or was it a he just pretending to be a girl in the game? freaky? ya, but it happens...there`s no WAY that`s a girl. and what`s up w/ the head-band?
  75. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Who`s he to criticize someone else about their weight?
  76. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    "oh !#@ she learned ninjitsu!! Everybody PANIC! She knows BLOCK!"

    it`s a very special block ... "Ball block" - variation on the "c*ck block"
  77. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    She`s the pilsbury doughdyke.
  78. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    That`s a hollow pipe not solid steel DumbA$$.
  79. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    wow it was getting out of breath from talking. jesus i hate fat people.
  80. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I want to know this young man.
  81. Profile photo of WVUedj
    WVUedj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    OMG...I live in Morgantown...
  82. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    That is SO sad.
  83. Profile photo of TomahawkChop
    TomahawkChop Female 18-29
    56 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    That seemed to take a lot out of him. Poor kid needs his inhaler.
  84. Profile photo of emp357
    emp357 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    "You think I don`t look like much..." No, actually I do think you look like much... Much fat!
  85. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    I sighed aloud at the sadness of this video...
  86. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    hard-core...
  87. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    ....this is very much quite sad. If he`s short and can get low to the ground that means kicking him in the chin`ll be that much easier! Yay! =D
  88. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    i can`t think of anything to say really, it speaks for itself....
  89. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Man Patton Oswalt has let himself go.
  90. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    This just makes me want to open my WoW account even more now because this kinda stuff in trade chat is hilarious.
  91. Profile photo of Enigima
    Enigima Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Hahahahaha he said "fat ass mother drater"
  92. Profile photo of jumbohiggins
    jumbohiggins Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 2, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Fighting this kid would be the easiest thing possible just jog slightly.
  93. Profile photo of DDBDYMN
    DDBDYMN Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    it`s bastards like this that give Juggalos a bad name...
  94. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    @evilmonkey LMFAO!

  95. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Damn she gets out of breath just talking. How`s she going to have stamina to swing the crowbar. Liked her fantasy jujitsu moves. Very impressive. Umhm......yes impressive indeed. Chop Suey kung fu phooey. Hiiiiiiiiii Yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
  96. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    someone type this up on iab, its gonna be you tardin tard you pussy ass tarder
  97. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    That was a cry for help.
  98. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    Sending an in-person video of threats to a lawyer ?
    That`s about as stupid as stupid gets.
  99. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Well, I`d have probably been less amused and more impressed if he/she hadn`t been such a mouthbreather.

    Wait, he/she, is going to hop out of the van? How can you make a threatening video when you had to reference your mom`s ride?!
  100. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Oh god, it`s a girl. 1:52-1:58
  101. Profile photo of DownWithDDT
    DownWithDDT Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    no one knew it was a girl until 2 minutes in haha
  102. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    Maybe the internet kill switch isn`t such a bad idea after all
  103. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    she said she is female
  104. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    "i can get lower, you can`t hit me", more like i can`t possibly miss
  105. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    She sure told them. . .I think.
  106. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Girl, she said so.
  107. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    F-BOMB COUNTER!
    -calculating-
    A WHOPPING 43 TIMES, MOTHER F***ER
  108. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    quick!!! grab the poke flute and ultraballs
  109. Profile photo of Jameh
    Jameh Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    "Because if you **** with me... *clink* ... "You`re gonna get it to the ******* head"


    I honestly think I could have thrown a soda can and it would have made a scarier sound.
  110. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Thats like the pot calling the kettel a fatass...
  111. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Man the harpoons!
  112. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    1:55 the whale`s a girl!
  113. Profile photo of lonejasmine
    lonejasmine Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    lol ladies and gentlemen, i present to you a real life troll.
  114. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    WTH did I just watch? Was this for real?
  115. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:01 am
    That rod she`s holding is actually the bar for an olympic class weightlifter. I would look much bigger next to somebody else.
  116. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:05 am
    What would`ya do-oo-oo, at the bull-dyke-bar?

  117. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:13 am
    anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it.
  118. Profile photo of dognesss_666
    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:15 am
    hahaha fat kids are funny.
  119. Profile photo of dognesss_666
    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:18 am
    wait thats a CHICK!? wtf! also she`s calling ppl fat? um....
  120. Profile photo of bolle54
    bolle54 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:25 am
    o he is cute give him a cookie.
    loser yea i plant his rode in a place were no sunlight ever come.
  121. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:51 am
    1/2 a tonne of angry fat. she learnt her moves from the redneck ninja.
  122. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:53 am
    She (or he) is so fat she`s out of breath just talking trash. Gets winded just hauling her pile of lard out of the car.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:59 am
    anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it.
    Are you f*cking sh*tting me, motherf*cker? I swear all the f*cking time and I`ll have you anytime, you motherf*cking f*ck.

    And f*ck.
  124. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:19 am
    Yeah. That`s a girl "It`s waah boo-hoo she just deleted *HER* account."
    Also, "Think I don`t look like much..." Watch out. She might sit on you.
  125. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:25 am
    My enchanted jack handle of expletive has +10 profanity and I`m wearing my moistening bandanna of divine mouthbreathing -15 resperation +14 persperation, you do not wanna f*ck with me!!
  126. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:30 am
    I`ve watched many wildlife documentaries and wondered "how do they know it`s a male elephant seal and not a female?". I trusted them to know their game.

    I guess this falls into the same category. Some commenters are suggesting that this beast is a female. Frankly, I can`t tell, but I`m willing to take the expert opinion.
  127. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:17 am
    Is she seriously ripping on fat people? She`s out of breath just from the waddling she has to do to keep herself from rolling out into the street.
  128. Profile photo of Is_it_in_yet
    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
    158 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:36 am
    id bring my gun.
  129. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:58 am
    does anyone want to pay for my roundtrip ticket to this thing`s town? I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to fight it. Then I would make that jack handle disappear into one of it`s orifices.
  130. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:54 am
    If you look closely you can see cigarette butts, and small rocks from the parking lot, falling into orbit around him, her,...it.

    P.s. I would be more worried about her opening that gaping maw and swallowing me whole, then that handle.
  131. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:02 am
    justine bieber?
  132. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:17 am
    *shudders*

    When you`re playing a game online and all the 12 year old boys discover a woman and start going OMG a girl!... This is what`s on the other end
  133. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:11 am
    Nah, he/she is definitely taking the piss
  134. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:12 am
    Hahahaha. There`s nothing at all that I can say that will do justice to this clip. So effing hilarious.
  135. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:43 am
    "i bet you cant even breathe outside your office you 600 pound mofo" .....oh the irony
  136. Profile photo of timbledum
    timbledum Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:51 am
    I think if I was her reading these comments, the most insulting and painful thing would be the genuine confusion about her gender.
  137. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:03 am
    "You can`t f!@#$^* hit me" Ya? You`re so damn slow, a turtle could hit you.
  138. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:06 am
    You know what.. I bet everyone made fun of her because she flared up and ragedquit over stupid poo. She just seems like that type.
  139. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:18 am
    `tis sad, really...
  140. Profile photo of Massacre75
    Massacre75 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Did it actually call someone fat?
  141. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:23 am
    omg, that thing is a girl?
  142. Profile photo of MichielMaf
    MichielMaf Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:32 am
    2.18 ---> BEEP BEEP BEEP.
  143. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:41 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... that is all
  144. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:43 am
    How does it walk? And what gender is it?
  145. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:13 am
    He has mammeries..... wait it`s a girl!!!!???!?!? UGHHUGHMGMUGHGUGGMKHLGHKYGLH
  146. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
    I don`t think he... she ... I don`t think This Person has seen his ... her ... oh to hell with it.

    It hasn`t seen it`s junk in years so even It doesn`t know boy or girl?
  147. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:26 am
    I`d love to meet her nin jitsu instructor... oh wait she ate him...
  148. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:35 am
    It`s Bitchin about a 500lb person? has it looked in the mirror lately??????
  149. Profile photo of Pendergast
    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:39 am
    The youtube info stats it is indeed a girl.
  150. Profile photo of bunnyboos
    bunnyboos Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Look who`s talking when "it" says.. 500lb motherfu*ckers.
  151. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Luistom, i think it waddles
  152. Profile photo of Zolaki
    Zolaki Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:56 am
    This girl has some mind control or some poo, cause listening to this made me go to her youtube site and call her a dumbass.
  153. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Passive aggressive much?
  154. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:26 am
    I bet she marries some 95 pound wimp.

    Oh, wait, I saw that movie... "Norbet"
  155. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Now that I think about it, It should`ve just said "IMMA GONNA SIT ON YOUUU!! NOW GIMME BACK MAH SAMMICH!!"
  156. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:36 am
    ahahahahaha id like to see her come down here and say that kind of poo, shed get shot lol
  157. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:40 am
    girl..... 0.o
  158. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:59 am
    lol the fat pot is calling the fat kettle fat. :P
  159. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Someone is going to get her ass handed to her.
  160. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Lol, she/he called some one fat. Talk about denial issues.
  161. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:42 am
    "ahahahahaha id like to see her come down here and say that kind of poo, shed get shot lol"

    Aren`t you from Canada? o_0

    Also, epic clip. she says so many innapropriat things to be that size.
    after the "first shot" I bet she cry like a gay sixyearold that has been denied his Diana Ross album
  162. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:47 am
    It sounds like its out of breath just talkin!.....LMAO!!!!
  163. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:27 am
    0:55 seconds... A van is going to get out of another van ... ahhahahaha its like those russian dolls
  164. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:53 am
    I really hate people who talk/act like this. that said:

    I think i`d be more afraid of her rolling over me or jumping/creating an earthquake than what she could do with that bar. and jujitsu? yeah, good luck with that.
  165. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    ... she?!?
  166. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    She...? Lol.

    I like when fatties call other fatties fat.

    Lets see this fat tub of poo catch up to me, let alone do anythng with those "moves".
  167. Profile photo of AlexBel
    AlexBel Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Fake
  168. Profile photo of parrotchild
    parrotchild Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    That`s a chick!?

    ... Sheeeeiiiit.
  169. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Cool moves slick! It makes me want to learn jujitsu real bad.
  170. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    cool story bro
  171. Profile photo of BeansORben
    BeansORben Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    he is calling someone else fat.... hahahahahahahhaha, wait holy poo it is a she
  172. Profile photo of chrischevko
    chrischevko Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    FALCOOON KICK
  173. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    All I can think about is the exploding whale.
  174. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    all i can do is laugh xDDDDD
  175. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:01 am
    how`d he get out of that car being so big??? 0.0
  176. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:20 am
    he has bigger boobs than I do o_O
  177. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:05 am
    davymid
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    7349 Posts Saturday, July 03, 2010 12:59:28 AM
    anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it.

    Are you f*cking sh*tting me, motherf*cker? I swear all the f*cking time and I`ll have you anytime, you motherf*cking f*ck.

    And f*ck.



    althoutgh the shootin fish in a barrel scarchasm is not lost on me here...i rest my case
  178. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:33 am
    WoW.
    Lol, that was a pun.
  179. Profile photo of Raydeeo
    Raydeeo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Guys. It`s a girl. She says it in the video while she`s quoting what the guilders said. ^^
    But to be safe I would prefer to call her an "it".

    And this video made me want to actually meet it, and piss it off, so I could see what those floppy grandma-arms could do with me. Sure she`s got a stick. I`m TREMBLING with fear. Oooh.. ^^
  180. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:55 am
    THAT thing is calling someone else a fat ass?
  181. Profile photo of Starlight1
    Starlight1 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Whoa, that girl`s got some major issues.

    Seriously, how can she call other people "fat ass"... has she looked in the mirror lately?? or maybe she doesn`t have one in her trailer home.

    "I`m going to hop out of the f**king van ..." LMFAO

    I love the "and you can`t drating hit me", dude, how could they miss you? You`re as wide as a house.
  182. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:47 am
    if she hadn`t had said "she" in the video i wouldnt have figured it out
  183. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:59 am
    This has to be a joke. Like that one vid of the kid trying to shove a remote control up his ass because his mom cancelled his WoW account. Can someone really be this deluded?
  184. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    hahahaha! Was that supposed to be intimidating? Because it was just plain hilarious!
  185. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    the pipe is in the front seat because nobody would ever sit next to her
  186. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Wow "Guilders". You`re doing it wrong.
    "Guildies"
  187. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    "0:55 seconds... A van is going to get out of another van ... ahhahahaha its like those russian dolls"
    This made me laugh so hard. Oh god we are so evil. I love it.
  188. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    It`s good she quit when she did. She was about ready to have a heart attack.
  189. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    he/she would probably be at a loss of breath/ having a heart attack in mid swing of what ever the hells in its hand/cankle thing
  190. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 5:07 am

  191. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 6:01 am
    Sweet moves...I wanna learn ninjutsu
  192. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    I loved the sumo wrestling demonstration at the end! She definitely picked the right fighting style for her build.
  193. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Haha... "You five-hundred, six-hundred pound motherf*cker! *gasps for breath due to own fatness*"
  194. Profile photo of Buzzzed
    Buzzzed Male 50-59
    50 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:02 am
    Someone prob killed that blob by now.
  195. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 5:17 am
    If you dared to lose weight? Who are you to call someone fat? Quit complaining and start exercising. You`d go down in pain.
  196. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 5:22 am
    I don`t see a house, I see a trailer park. (shocked)
  197. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Was going to find her and teach her a lesson, then I saw her moves. Am now scared.
  198. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    arghg I HATE FAT BITCHES!!
  199. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Its Pat !
  200. Profile photo of T3STSubj3ctX
    T3STSubj3ctX Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    I know what *it* uses that 2 ton thing other then beating people up with.
  201. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Oh poo that was a girl? I`d hate to see what the guys look like in that part of town.
  202. Profile photo of IronButerF1y
    IronButerF1y Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:30 am
    Fake and gay!!!!!!!!!!
  203. Profile photo of kitty_6_6_6
    kitty_6_6_6 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    hmmmmm how is that diabetes working for ya kid oh and uh i think its a girl it referred itself to being a her
  204. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    hahahaha! Was that supposed to be intimidating? Because it was just plain hilarious!

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