WOW Player Talks Smack To Ex-Guilders

Submitted by: 5cats 7 years ago in Funny

We"re not sure about this guy (or is it a girl?) It talks the talk, but... LOLZ! (NSFW Language)
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Male 1,598
hahahaha! Was that supposed to be intimidating? Because it was just plain hilarious!
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Female 5
hmmmmm how is that diabetes working for ya kid oh and uh i think its a girl it referred itself to being a her
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Male 15
Fake and gay!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 118
Oh poo that was a girl? I`d hate to see what the guys look like in that part of town.
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Male 24
I know what *it* uses that 2 ton thing other then beating people up with.
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Male 6,694
Its Pat !
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Male 321
arghg I HATE FAT BITCHES!!
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Male 382
Was going to find her and teach her a lesson, then I saw her moves. Am now scared.
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Female 204
I don`t see a house, I see a trailer park. (shocked)
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Male 3,477
If you dared to lose weight? Who are you to call someone fat? Quit complaining and start exercising. You`d go down in pain.
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Male 50
Someone prob killed that blob by now.
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Female 364
Haha... "You five-hundred, six-hundred pound motherf*cker! *gasps for breath due to own fatness*"
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Male 300
I loved the sumo wrestling demonstration at the end! She definitely picked the right fighting style for her build.
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Male 255
Sweet moves...I wanna learn ninjutsu
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Male 284

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Male 483
he/she would probably be at a loss of breath/ having a heart attack in mid swing of what ever the hells in its hand/cankle thing
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Female 535
It`s good she quit when she did. She was about ready to have a heart attack.
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Male 988
"0:55 seconds... A van is going to get out of another van ... ahhahahaha its like those russian dolls"
This made me laugh so hard. Oh god we are so evil. I love it.
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Male 988
Wow "Guilders". You`re doing it wrong.
"Guildies"
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Female 329
the pipe is in the front seat because nobody would ever sit next to her
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Male 1,598
hahahaha! Was that supposed to be intimidating? Because it was just plain hilarious!
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Male 2,868
This has to be a joke. Like that one vid of the kid trying to shove a remote control up his ass because his mom cancelled his WoW account. Can someone really be this deluded?
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Male 689
if she hadn`t had said "she" in the video i wouldnt have figured it out
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Female 3
Whoa, that girl`s got some major issues.

Seriously, how can she call other people "fat ass"... has she looked in the mirror lately?? or maybe she doesn`t have one in her trailer home.

"I`m going to hop out of the f**king van ..." LMFAO

I love the "and you can`t drating hit me", dude, how could they miss you? You`re as wide as a house.
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Male 269
THAT thing is calling someone else a fat ass?
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Male 6
Guys. It`s a girl. She says it in the video while she`s quoting what the guilders said. ^^
But to be safe I would prefer to call her an "it".

And this video made me want to actually meet it, and piss it off, so I could see what those floppy grandma-arms could do with me. Sure she`s got a stick. I`m TREMBLING with fear. Oooh.. ^^
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Male 2,893
WoW.
Lol, that was a pun.
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Male 877
davymid
Male, 18-29, Europe
7349 Posts Saturday, July 03, 2010 12:59:28 AM
anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it.

Are you f*cking sh*tting me, motherf*cker? I swear all the f*cking time and I`ll have you anytime, you motherf*cking f*ck.

And f*ck.



althoutgh the shootin fish in a barrel scarchasm is not lost on me here...i rest my case
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Female 117
he has bigger boobs than I do o_O
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Female 296
how`d he get out of that car being so big??? 0.0
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Female 631
all i can do is laugh xDDDDD
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Male 1,404
All I can think about is the exploding whale.
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Male 8
FALCOOON KICK
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Female 7
he is calling someone else fat.... hahahahahahahhaha, wait holy poo it is a she
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Male 914
cool story bro
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Female 56
Cool moves slick! It makes me want to learn jujitsu real bad.
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Male 2
That`s a chick!?

... Sheeeeiiiit.
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Male 11
Fake
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Male 779
She...? Lol.

I like when fatties call other fatties fat.

Lets see this fat tub of poo catch up to me, let alone do anythng with those "moves".
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Male 1,386
... she?!?
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Male 2,056
I really hate people who talk/act like this. that said:

I think i`d be more afraid of her rolling over me or jumping/creating an earthquake than what she could do with that bar. and jujitsu? yeah, good luck with that.
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Male 243
0:55 seconds... A van is going to get out of another van ... ahhahahaha its like those russian dolls
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Male 282
It sounds like its out of breath just talkin!.....LMAO!!!!
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Male 707
"ahahahahaha id like to see her come down here and say that kind of poo, shed get shot lol"

Aren`t you from Canada? o_0

Also, epic clip. she says so many innapropriat things to be that size.
after the "first shot" I bet she cry like a gay sixyearold that has been denied his Diana Ross album
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Male 768
Lol, she/he called some one fat. Talk about denial issues.
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Male 4,593
Someone is going to get her ass handed to her.
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Male 633
lol the fat pot is calling the fat kettle fat. :P
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Male 1,357
girl..... 0.o
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Male 757
ahahahahaha id like to see her come down here and say that kind of poo, shed get shot lol
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Male 130
Now that I think about it, It should`ve just said "IMMA GONNA SIT ON YOUUU!! NOW GIMME BACK MAH SAMMICH!!"
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Male 39,613
I bet she marries some 95 pound wimp.

Oh, wait, I saw that movie... "Norbet"
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Male 2,528
Passive aggressive much?
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Male 69
This girl has some mind control or some poo, cause listening to this made me go to her youtube site and call her a dumbass.
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Male 130
Luistom, i think it waddles
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Female 3
Look who`s talking when "it" says.. 500lb motherfu*ckers.
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Female 63
The youtube info stats it is indeed a girl.
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Male 554
It`s Bitchin about a 500lb person? has it looked in the mirror lately??????
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Female 345
I`d love to meet her nin jitsu instructor... oh wait she ate him...
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Male 39,613
I don`t think he... she ... I don`t think This Person has seen his ... her ... oh to hell with it.

It hasn`t seen it`s junk in years so even It doesn`t know boy or girl?
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Male 1,136
He has mammeries..... wait it`s a girl!!!!???!?!? UGHHUGHMGMUGHGUGGMKHLGHKYGLH
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Male 133
How does it walk? And what gender is it?
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Male 1,178
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... that is all
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Male 23
2.18 ---> BEEP BEEP BEEP.
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Female 169
omg, that thing is a girl?
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Male 45
Did it actually call someone fat?
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Female 682
`tis sad, really...
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Female 179
You know what.. I bet everyone made fun of her because she flared up and ragedquit over stupid poo. She just seems like that type.
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Female 179
"You can`t [email protected]#$^* hit me" Ya? You`re so damn slow, a turtle could hit you.
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Male 42
I think if I was her reading these comments, the most insulting and painful thing would be the genuine confusion about her gender.
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Male 148
"i bet you cant even breathe outside your office you 600 pound mofo" .....oh the irony
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Male 232
Hahahaha. There`s nothing at all that I can say that will do justice to this clip. So effing hilarious.
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Male 716
Nah, he/she is definitely taking the piss
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Male 487
*shudders*

When you`re playing a game online and all the 12 year old boys discover a woman and start going OMG a girl!... This is what`s on the other end
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Male 85
justine bieber?
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Male 569
If you look closely you can see cigarette butts, and small rocks from the parking lot, falling into orbit around him, her,...it.

P.s. I would be more worried about her opening that gaping maw and swallowing me whole, then that handle.
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Male 225
does anyone want to pay for my roundtrip ticket to this thing`s town? I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to fight it. Then I would make that jack handle disappear into one of it`s orifices.
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Male 158
id bring my gun.
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Male 3,819
Is she seriously ripping on fat people? She`s out of breath just from the waddling she has to do to keep herself from rolling out into the street.
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Male 12,138
I`ve watched many wildlife documentaries and wondered "how do they know it`s a male elephant seal and not a female?". I trusted them to know their game.

I guess this falls into the same category. Some commenters are suggesting that this beast is a female. Frankly, I can`t tell, but I`m willing to take the expert opinion.
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Male 1,108
My enchanted jack handle of expletive has +10 profanity and I`m wearing my moistening bandanna of divine mouthbreathing -15 resperation +14 persperation, you do not wanna f*ck with me!!
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Male 383
Yeah. That`s a girl "It`s waah boo-hoo she just deleted *HER* account."
Also, "Think I don`t look like much..." Watch out. She might sit on you.
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Male 12,138
[quote]anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it. [/quote]
Are you f*cking sh*tting me, motherf*cker? I swear all the f*cking time and I`ll have you anytime, you motherf*cking f*ck.

And f*ck.
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Male 5,194
She (or he) is so fat she`s out of breath just talking trash. Gets winded just hauling her pile of lard out of the car.
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Male 176
1/2 a tonne of angry fat. she learnt her moves from the redneck ninja.
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Male 71
o he is cute give him a cookie.
loser yea i plant his rode in a place were no sunlight ever come.
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Male 103
wait thats a CHICK!? wtf! also she`s calling ppl fat? um....
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Male 103
hahaha fat kids are funny.
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Male 877
anyone who swears this much isnt hard, not even close...excessive swearing is the the first sign of weakness ie... lay it on thick and hope nobody sees through it.
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Male 145
What would`ya do-oo-oo, at the bull-dyke-bar?

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Male 120
That rod she`s holding is actually the bar for an olympic class weightlifter. I would look much bigger next to somebody else.
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Female 9
lol ladies and gentlemen, i present to you a real life troll.
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Male 432
1:55 the whale`s a girl!
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Male 3,301
Man the harpoons!
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Male 312
Thats like the pot calling the kettel a fatass...
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Male 11
"Because if you **** with me... *clink* ... "You`re gonna get it to the ******* head"


I honestly think I could have thrown a soda can and it would have made a scarier sound.
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Male 1,196
quick!!! grab the poke flute and ultraballs
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Male 1,064
F-BOMB COUNTER!
-calculating-
A WHOPPING 43 TIMES, MOTHER F***ER
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Male 2,690
Girl, she said so.
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Female 91
She sure told them. . .I think.
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Male 353
"i can get lower, you can`t hit me", more like i can`t possibly miss
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Male 355
she said she is female
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Male 246
Maybe the internet kill switch isn`t such a bad idea after all
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Male 45
no one knew it was a girl until 2 minutes in haha
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Female 151
Oh god, it`s a girl. 1:52-1:58
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Female 126
Well, I`d have probably been less amused and more impressed if he/she hadn`t been such a mouthbreather.

Wait, he/she, is going to hop out of the van? How can you make a threatening video when you had to reference your mom`s ride?!
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Male 17,512
Sending an in-person video of threats to a lawyer ?
That`s about as stupid as stupid gets.
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Male 1,505
That was a cry for help.
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Male 2,506
someone type this up on iab, its gonna be you tardin tard you pussy ass tarder
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Male 2,402
Damn she gets out of breath just talking. How`s she going to have stamina to swing the crowbar. Liked her fantasy jujitsu moves. Very impressive. Umhm......yes impressive indeed. Chop Suey kung fu phooey. Hiiiiiiiiii Yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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Male 782
@evilmonkey LMFAO!

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Male 6
it`s bastards like this that give Juggalos a bad name...
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Male 1
Fighting this kid would be the easiest thing possible just jog slightly.
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Male 82
Hahahahaha he said "fat ass mother drater"
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Female 4,376
This just makes me want to open my WoW account even more now because this kinda stuff in trade chat is hilarious.
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Male 143
Man Patton Oswalt has let himself go.
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Male 219
i can`t think of anything to say really, it speaks for itself....
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Male 1,347
....this is very much quite sad. If he`s short and can get low to the ground that means kicking him in the chin`ll be that much easier! Yay! =D
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Male 914
hard-core...
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Female 709
I sighed aloud at the sadness of this video...
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Male 56
"You think I don`t look like much..." No, actually I do think you look like much... Much fat!
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Female 56
That seemed to take a lot out of him. Poor kid needs his inhaler.
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Male 451
That is SO sad.
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Male 59
OMG...I live in Morgantown...
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Male 325
I want to know this young man.
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Male 663
wow it was getting out of breath from talking. jesus i hate fat people.
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Male 953
That`s a hollow pipe not solid steel DumbA$$.
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Female 15,763
She`s the pilsbury doughdyke.
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Male 80
"oh !#@ she learned ninjitsu!! Everybody PANIC! She knows BLOCK!"

it`s a very special block ... "Ball block" - variation on the "c*ck block"
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Male 305
Who`s he to criticize someone else about their weight?
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Male 80
ya she DID admit to being a female in the game... or was it a he just pretending to be a girl in the game? freaky? ya, but it happens...there`s no WAY that`s a girl. and what`s up w/ the head-band?
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Male 404
As a World of Warcraft player, I say lawl.
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Male 317
The fact that I didn`t even wonder boy/girl (nor did I read the caption/comments) and was totally blown away at 2:00 when it said "she", is what makes this so funny!

Oh, and ZombieDomo, if you find her, video yourself slapping her in the face and falling down crying...I love when people act like they know how to fight but fall the first time someone actually hits them lol....
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Female 5
He`s in my town right now! I must find him.
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Male 5,148
* OH Fcuk!
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Male 5,148
Really??...OH drat!
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Male 205
Poor thing, its bad enough that her speech makes it all too apparent that she`s "dense." Even certain animals can recognize their reflection as being just that, but she`s deluded herself into thinking her reflection is a friend! Well, ex-friend, rather...
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Female 108
ROTFLMFAO I vote heshe always makes me crack up when a hella fat person calls someone a fat ass lol
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Male 66

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Female 13
"You fat a** motherf***er"
if its that size, i wonder how much larger its talking to?
Hm... =/
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Male 62
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
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Female 13
"You fat a** motherf***er"
if its that size, i wonder how much larger its talking to?
Hm... =/
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Female 92
lol I would run around to make him (or her) chase me and laugh the entire time doing it.... hahahahaha.
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Male 2,551
"You fat a** motherf***er" XD
I wonder who s/he was thinking about when they said that; I don`t know many people fatter than him/her.

"I`m short. I can get low to the ground"
You`re also fat. There is much more of you to hit than there is of me, and I promise you. I would more than certainly fight dirty; so unless she`s a dan or whatever the highest rank in jujitsu is, then she isn`t going to be able to do sh*t to me without her pipe.
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Male 9
its a chick they call themself she in the vid but LOL
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Male 12
if it attacks you distract it with a cheeseburger and then run away.. always run in a serpentine pattern, remember cardio is your friend... good luck.
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Male 113
WOW SUCKS GET A LIFE.
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Male 15,510
Not sure how anyone, anybody in the world, of any age and gender, can take this guy seriously
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Male 955
lol this video is awesome
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Male 1,627
ohhhhhh i thought he kept his 2 ton jack in the front seat to get out of the car
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Female 375
Soooo, I`m going with it being a girl cause of the pitch. Either way it needs less WOW and more salad.
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Male 2,510
This fat disgusting excuse for a human being makes me physically sick.
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Male 1,625
I didnt know that was a chick until she talked about herself in the 3rd person.
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Male 587
Has nothing to do with the game. It is some of the people that play.. MILLIONS of people play that game there is no way they are all like that.
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Male 1,054
so - this obese waste is insulting other people for being overweight too?

His parents need to get him medicated.
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Male 871
[email protected] calling others fat!
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Male 155
Sad, really - on many levels. Glad I quit that game.
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Male 39,613
"If you fcuk with me I`ll fcuk`n roll over on you, mother fcukers" LOLOLOLOL
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Female 136
lol I`ve felt this way about some of my ex-guildies before. Bunch of non-nice individuals...
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Male 1,371
THAT WAS A CHICK?
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Male 235
i would shout abuse at this manatee and run cos i sure as hell think whatever it is cant run fast or far without dieing
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Male 32
holy crap thought that was a dude
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Female 47
She admitted to being a female in the video....:P but that was funny, yet disgusting...;_;
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Male 571
I love how every fat gamer nerd thinks they`re a ninja.

I think even a blind dude would have no problem hitting that guy, no matter how low he gets.
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Male 964
Ah it`s gonna sit on me!
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Male 40,375
I think it`s a serious video, she`s consumed with impotent rage, amoung other things...
The ninja skills demonstration at the end nearly killed me! I laughed so much, I was breathless and wheezing like, like she is in the video!! lolz!
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Female 448
.....600 pound motherdraters. Right. How much do you weigh darlin? I love these WOW players. They think they are legitimate gamers. Awww aren`t you cute.
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Male 730
Ew, it`s a girl.
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Male 683
"I can get low to the ground..... and you can`t hit me"

Sorry kiddo but... how could I miss?
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Female 1,199
If you knock it down, it won`t even be able to get back up...
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Female 1,515
RIGHT TO THE F`N BALLS! Take that guildies!
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Male 594
``She just deleted her account.``

A girl? Oh god.. *Vomit*
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Male 1,678
I for one am scared, he could eat me alive ... literally
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Male 233
@davymid my thoughts exactly
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Male 1,164
I feel sorry for this.... thing. Whatever it is, it is a hurt creature. It`s just a shame they`re so low on the food chain.
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Male 1,162
oh !#@ she learned ninjitsu!! Everybody PANIC! She knows BLOCK!
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Male 1,162
"you 500, 600 pound mother *ker!"

Really, you just... you`re not allowed to make `fat jokes`. lol. And its a girl?? I thought it was little fat boy.
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Male 25,417
wow, get it ;)
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Male 8
Go eat some more cheetos and drink some more mountain dew...
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Female 131
Well she even calles herself a her so im almost 100% that is a chick
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Male 943
watch 1:28 - 1:30 LOL, he almost took all that anger out on himself
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Male 7,378
Shocking that this went down in a Trailer Park. They typically seem so upscale.
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Male 558
yikes, it IS a girl... I mean yikes!
but anyway, yeah, just listen to her rant and she gives her "gender" away...
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Male 2,033
If you say poo to me in real life I will hop out of my van with this thing...and then stop to catch my breath...then walk over to you, stop for a cheeseburger..then I will hit you in the drating head...then take a break. Fatty.
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Male 2,593
He`s got bigger tits than most chicks
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Female 137
Worst internet dating video ever.
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Male 12,138
"You hear me you fat-ass motherf*cker?" Ah, the irony is simply delicious.
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Female 446
thats a girl, i`m sure. but she`s probably lesbian.
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wonder why he needs a 2 tons jack? hahaha
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Male 5
Alri SO much stuff I could say about this video...but thats a girl??!! What the drat happened her?
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Male 41
I was afraid it was going to have a heart-attack half way through...Also, what`s with it calling another person a fat ass? Oh kettle, you slay me.
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Male 182
The insult of being called fat cuts into its soul the most.
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Female 1,386
The saddest thing about this whole butch-tastrophy is that she/it was making a genuine attempt at being a badass.
Sadly, all I see is a fatass.
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Male 3,327
Boo, hoo, she just deleted her account. I`d say it`s a girl.
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Male 2,670
That`s the worst audition tape for the "Mickey Mouse Club" I`ve ever seen.
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Female 300
that was a chick...im scared for her future
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Female 526
woooooooow....that`s...something....

now i feel the need to investigate it. what is this mysterious creature? how much does it weigh? how old is it and what is its sexual orientation? and finally, WTF?
i want to know everything!
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Male 9,305
...seriously? Is...she joking? Because this is pretty funny!
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Male 418
WOW :/ no punn intended
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Male 795
He`s so out of breath it`s sad. Wait a second ... that`s a GIRL?!?!
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Male 302
He/she/it reminds me of Jabba the Hutt. And it is calling other people fat. I believe it would run out of breath before it could hit me.
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Male 196
Watch out for fatty
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Male 39
AHAHA He is calling somebody else fat! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Male 40,375
Link: WOW Player Talks Smack To Ex-Guilders [Rate Link] - We`re not sure about this guy (or is it a girl?) It talks the talk, but... LOLZ! (NSFW Language)
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