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Date: 07/03/10 08:00 AM

42 Responses to Why Your Girl Makes You See Eclipse

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Link: Why Your Girl Makes You See Eclipse - and you thought it was all about the amazing story
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    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:08 am
    had a anti twilight athon opening night played some castlevania games while watching the blade trilogy followed by van helsing followed by underworld movies
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:20 am
    haha its funny cuz its true

    unfortunately I was forced to see the second twilight in theaters twice X(
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I`m Team Edward!

    Edward Scissorhands
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    twigglepuff Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:56 am
    @ Gerry1of1

    Me too! I even have a shirt that says that! awesome!!
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:08 am
    It`s girl porn, like Cosmopolitan magazine.
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:54 am
    @WhamPowBang

    Sucks to be you.
    No wait, scratch that,
    REALLY sucks to be you.
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    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:14 am
    idc how ripped he is, I could never force myself to sit through those movies.
  9. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:21 am
    drat Twilight. Gay porn has hotter men and a better plot.
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Where`s the part of the graph that says, "Because she hates you."

    btw, TEAM EDWARD.


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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Yeah I`d say it`s cause your girl hates you.
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    wwOOOOp Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Sat through the entire movie yesterday. Aside from the parts where he had his shirt off the whole movie was crap.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I am fundamentally against the concept of this story. YOUR TRICKY WAYS WILL NOT SWAY ME!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    lmao @ B3N0C1D3
  15. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Surely there`s no shortage of porno of men online? So porn would be better than Twilight films.

    Granted, the plots in porno films are a joke.

    Oh, wait.

    So porn would be better than Twilight films.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Find a new girl.
  17. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    LOL this isnt true!! But guys drag us to the stupid action movies all the time!!
  18. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    You dont have to go guys, its as easy as saying "No, now get back in your cage! But before you do, make me a sandwich."
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    You forgot one:
    "Because if you don`t go with me, I`ll find a hotter more sensitive man who will"
    lmgao girls are dumb.
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    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Eclipse + amazing story? NO SUCH THING.
  21. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    hahaha so true! Taylor Lautner is drating hot.
  22. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Le GASP, Pink! Since when do girls think action movies are stupid??
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    or because you have to, so you like like your interested in her interests!
  24. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I wouldn`t torture my boyfriend with having to see that movie.
    We`d stay at home and watch Pulp Fiction instead
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    wertiana,
    YEAH! b/c pulp fiction is a REAL vampire movie!!!
    wait...
    what
  26. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    True Blood is better... better story, more hotness. Team Eric/Bill/Alcide threesome... or something
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    I would never force my boyfriend to go see Twilight but that`s only because I would never ever see Twilight
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    sigh... what has the world come to when girls go batsh*tcrazy over hot guys in a bad movie? there are so many good movies with hot guys that guys can watch too!! idk, i feel as if our young girls don`t know good movies...
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    hell, i thought it was a pretty decent movie.
    Team Charlie.
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    bmh,
    i wanna see the Bill and Sam sex scene! *crosses fingers for a whole episode of Sam dreaming that*
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Not going to lie. I watch them because I like watching men fight over a girl. It`s hot. They don`t even need a script. Just testosterone up and fight! RAWR!

    *walks away* -_-
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    omg, i worked at the movies during the midnight premeire, never have i been so sad with society
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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:26 am
    @GuardinGnome Hey! Thats my team! *knuchletouch*
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:49 am
    i dont need to see bill and sam get it on..but good god did you see that last one. he ripped her head backwards. and then franklin with tara, that was just wierd. true blood is so much better, if graphic animalistic sex doesnt bother you
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    ghebert Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 4:31 am
    I assume that 80% of man-chest it to represent "this is what I wish you looked like"?

    F*** you female population who shares this view. And you wonder why we cheat on you...for thinking stupid crap like this, you deserve it.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Story? What story?
  37. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
    I saw the movie out of curiosity. I actually admit i liked the parts where there was actual fighting. I ignored and rolled my eyes everytime there was a make out scene.
  38. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:02 am

    I assume that 80% of the male population with a girlfriend that looks at this picture thinks "this is what I wish you looked like"?

    F*** you male population who shares this view. And you wonder why we cheat on you...for thinking stupid crap like this, you deserve it.

    Right ghebert?!
  39. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    @Oblivia
    Awww are someone`s feelings hurt? Trying to justify something thats unjustifiable? It`s ok we don`t care anyway.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    I`m not taking a stand one way or the other but Oblivia made no sense
  41. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 5:50 am
    Nah, her tits are too small Oblivia
  42. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Ugh.

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