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Date: 07/30/10 06:04 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Link: What Moms Think About Their Sons & Daughters - Let`s just say girls get way more leeway than guys do.
  2. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Ha. =/
  3. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    that is not true! my mom wouldn`t let me stay after school for extra math help because my mom thought i was a slut and making out with boys
  4. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Mom`s not wrong.
  5. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    yeahh that must be fair enough, except the last one.

    If you`ve got foreign parents, you go to school. period.
  6. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Little do they know that she`s masturbating too.
  7. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    "that is not true! my mom wouldn`t let me stay after school for extra math help because my mom thought i was a slut and making out with boys"

    Was she right?
  8. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Not really true...
  9. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    that`s so true...at least with my family
  10. Profile photo of odle
    odle Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    so true
  11. Profile photo of sergeantbob
    sergeantbob Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    its true! its all true!!!!!
  12. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Uh... well, my mom doesn`t have any daughters, but it`s more like this for me:

    Why is he angry!?

    OMG HE`S DEAD!

    K. Normal day.

    Oh, he`s playing MTG.

    OH NO HE`S SICK HE MAY DIE!
  13. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32744 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Hummm, Dads have the opposite reaction:
    Son: I`m off for my date!
    Dad: Here`s money for beer, got enough condoms?

    Daughter: I`m off for my date!
    Dad: NOT SO FAST young lady! Who is this boy, where is his valid drivers liscence? What time will you be home? 10:30? Make it 8:00 or there`ll be hell to pay! Who`s going to chaperome you two? Wait, let me get my shotgun...
  14. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    lame
  15. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Yeah right.
  16. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Are you a dad, 5Cats?

    Anyway, my dad is more like:

    k.

    k.

    k.

    k.

    k.
  17. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    When my brother was 13, I once commented on how he`d been spending a lot of time in his room lately... My dad said, "Well, what do you THINK he`s doing in there?"

    Never looked at my brother the same way again...
  18. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    5cats has definitely got a point there lmao
  19. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Epic Yet True.
  20. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    yep seen it with my own eyes me and my sister. Girls will MOST always deny it.
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Yeah I would say 5Cats speaks the truth.
  22. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    T_T but MOM! I dont want to go to school *cough cough* see I am sick.
  23. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I used to go to extremes to fake my way out of school. Then, I got older and learned how to skip properly
  24. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    More moderately offensive sexism. At least make it funny, IAB! This is worthless.
  25. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    True, so true.
  26. Profile photo of yeayeayea23
    yeayeayea23 Female 18-29
    142 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    hahaha this is not true at all
  27. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Sounds true for me, except for the feeling sick (She`d force my sister to go to school too).
  28. Profile photo of Ddude28
    Ddude28 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    jesus this is so true
  29. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    not reallly true, with my sister we were treated the same way. masterbation never came into the picture,my dad and stepmom always throught we were depressed whenever we stayed in a room alone for a long period of time. also, i was the one doing extra curriculars after school. we both smoked every now and again though, and neither one of us got away with being sick.
  30. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    @ nocciolina

    Benny the ball ... nice
  31. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    It`s not sexism if it`s true, cagel. So all sexism towards women is justified. Because it`s correct.
  32. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Willing to bet this was put together by a boy with a sister.
  33. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Siyanor, I consider you lucky. My dad is more like "So you got a date huh? Well lets hope shes a keeper! HAHA! Isnt it funny how there is plant called date too? Did you know the date palm may well be the world`s oldest food producing plant? You should look that up on google! By the way, the FUNNIEST thing happened at work today! I was talking to my friend and he said hi! HAHA. HAHAHA. By the way..." "SHUT UP"
  34. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    Now, a dad`s reaction:
    Whatever, leave him/her alone.
    What?
    Needs to get him/herself a boy/girlfriend.
    Where the hell is him/her?
    Get your ass to school.
  35. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Yeah... this isn`t exactly accurate. Unless I was sick enough to see a doctor, I went to school.
  36. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    @5Cats- My dad`s a lot like that. He actually offers me and my friends free alcohol to take with us when we go out. Not just a can or two, I`m talking entire bottles of wine.

    To add to the irony he works as a drugs rehabilitation officer in a prison, dealing with alcoholics among other people.
  37. Profile photo of misakix2x
    misakix2x Female 13-17
    20 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    This isnt true. most of the stuff my parents think about is on the son side >.>
  38. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    What a real mom thinks:
    Door Closed: Bitchy mood, leave her miserable arse alone
    Bathroom: You look fine! enough already
    Comp for the day: Don`t you have anything better to do?
    Stays after school: Dang, now I have to rearrange my schedule so I can pick her up
    Sick on a school day: It`s your period, suck it up
  39. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    newbzoorz, I was talking about the list in the post, not dates. I`ve never been on a date, and if I were to go on one, there would be absolutely nothing my parents could do about it even if they wanted to, because I live an hour away 3/4ths of the year. (I come back for summer.)
  40. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32744 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Are you a dad, 5Cats?
    Not that fortunate Siyanor, but I heard an uncle (who had 2 sons 1 daughter) say this one evening, except for the shotgun part, lolz!
    Actually I was shocked at the time how differently he treated his kids, I thought him unduely harsh on his daughter, and way to lax on his pot-smokin party-all-night oldest son.
    The younger son was the only one to marry and produce grandchildren. Weird? idk, lolz!
  41. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Whenever my parents get suspicious and ask me what I`m doing on the phone or when doors locked i just tell them im masturbating and doing drugs. they leave me alone
  42. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    "Are you a dad, 5Cats?

    Not that fortunate Siyanor"

    I don`t understand... you WANT to be a dad?
  43. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    "This isnt true. most of the stuff my parents think about is on the son side >.>"

    "Whenever my parents get suspicious and ask me what I`m doing on the phone or when doors locked i just tell them im masturbating and doing drugs. they leave me alone"

    You two win
  44. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Most of the time I AM masturbating and smoking weed.
    Or making sweet, sweet love.
  45. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    This was NOT the truth when it came to my mom.

    @edana

    Have you ever had the flu or something?
  46. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    "john how did you spend your whole check already?" "heroin" "oh ok"
  47. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    I suppose this applies to my parents, except I was always very able to sell sickness. Was never sick, but took at least 4 sick days a year.
  48. Profile photo of Darkblitz9
    Darkblitz9 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Yup, that`s my mom all right.
  49. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32744 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    I don`t understand...
    Yes I do and did want to be a dad. I was married for several years, but my wife did NOT wnat children. After our divorce (and her gaining about 70 pounds) she had a child with her second husband. Well, whatever.
    I`m a daycare worker and love my `children` to tiny pieces!
    IF I could meet a woman and have kids I`d be delighted! But my advanced age & ill health reminds me that I should keep my DNA `out of the gene pool` eh?
    Alas! Such is life.
    Sorry to dump a downer on y`alls!
  50. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    If me or my brother do this stuff, my parents just think we`re lazy and wasteful. I get blamed most because I`m the oldest and my brother is "following in my footsteps".
  51. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    I`m a girl, my mom used to treat me like the SON in this table.
  52. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    I would never want to have kids... I don`t get people who just love children. I hate them.
  53. Profile photo of Burrid
    Burrid Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Yes I do and did want to be a dad. I was married for several years, but my wife did NOT wnat children. After our divorce (and her gaining about 70 pounds) she had a child with her second husband. Well, whatever.
    I`m a daycare worker and love my `children` to tiny pieces!
    IF I could meet a woman and have kids I`d be delighted! But my advanced age & ill health reminds me that I should keep my DNA `out of the gene pool` eh?
    Alas! Such is life.
    Sorry to dump a downer on y`alls!

    NOOO! Don`t give up your dream :(
    There are plenty of older men who get children!
  54. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    what?! what about all the overbearing mothers who turn their sons into momma`s boys and spoil them rotten?
  55. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    Haha uhhh ya.... I guess being raised by a dad, it makes more sense that I lean a bit more to the left....
  56. Profile photo of xmiax23
    xmiax23 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:42 am
    this is completely true except for the one about staying after school. if i said i was staying after school it was assumed i was smoking pot.
  57. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:49 am
    hahahaha that`s so true
  58. Profile photo of PunkAsF82
    PunkAsF82 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:56 am
    This is bullpoo. At least for my family. The door is closed my brother - oh he must be asleep, i`ll let him, after a night of partying he must be knackered poor boy. me - SHE MUST BE DELIBERATELY AVOIDING ME! SHE MUST BE STONED/DRUNK/ASLEEP IN WHICH CASE ILL WAKE HER UP EVEN IF ITS 4AM!!!
  59. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:59 am
    My bedroom door is always closed, so my mum would just assume I was doing the usual. I am only in the bathroom for ALMOST an hour, when I`m showering, as well as getting ready in there.
    My mum just calls me lazy if I do nothing all day.
    And if I stayed after school, I was either doing a sport, theatre, or hanging with friends.
    Heh, for the longest time, my mum treated my sick days like the one on the left.
  60. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 1:41 am
    You are joking!!! I gave my daughters a much harder time because I knew what I was like at the same age. The innocent little princess routine always annoyed me.
  61. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:02 am
    hey, wow... im scared cuz it`s true...
  62. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:22 am
    "Yes I do and did want to be a dad. I was married for several years, but my wife did NOT wnat children. After our divorce (and her gaining about 70 pounds) she had a child with her second husband. Well, whatever.
    I`m a daycare worker and love my `children` to tiny pieces!
    IF I could meet a woman and have kids I`d be delighted! But my advanced age & ill health reminds me that I should keep my DNA `out of the gene pool` eh?
    Alas! Such is life.
    Sorry to dump a downer on y`alls!"

    Burrid is right! don`t give up - my Nanna and Grandad were about 40 (late 30s at earliest) when they had my Dad
  63. Profile photo of Arkohn
    Arkohn Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:54 am
    @sneeblefish

    Hell my parents were 44&45 when they had me. Now I am in college and they are retiring!
  64. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:59 am
    YEAH RIIIIIGHT!!! My younger brothers are allowed to do anything and everything...
  65. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:02 am
    Reply for Dragonshadowz

    -If my bedroom door is closed: I am masturbating.

    -Bathroom for an hour: Shower + shave + get dressed = 30 minutes. 1hour = passed out drunk.

    -On Computer all day: Playing a game, otherwise I am on XBox or playing with my DS or PS3.

    -Stayed after school: Detention/punishment, or getting high at friends place (back when I was in High School)

    -Sick Days: At school because it`s less annoying than being at home where my mom babysits, so I can`t sleep in my bed all day because the kids need to have a nap. And I can`t lay on the couch all day because they watch TV when they`re not sleeping. And if I needed to puke, they were in the bathroom....grrr. School was a better place to be sick at than home.
  66. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:04 am
    Note for below:
    -My mom lent my bed to the kids to sleep in because we didn`t have a spare room in the house, so they napped in our beds.

    -I apologize for the mixes in tenses...really.
  67. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:26 am
    My parents did none of that. They treated us all the same! I could be puking my guts out and they would still send me to school.
  68. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Taped??? Do people still own VCR`s???
  69. Profile photo of Skadi
    Skadi Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Its nice to be a little girl ^^
  70. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:18 am
    For me...

    Door closed: My door is ALWAYS closed, no matter what.
    Bathroom more than 1 hour: Showering.
    Computer all day: Everyday is spent like this.
    Stays after school: Psh, yeah right. Only when my friends make me.
    Sick: Lying, get to school!
  71. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:20 am
    lawled at the comment below me
  72. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Wrong.
    Door closed - She`s sick, she`s depressed, she`s on the computer, or she`s asleep. Either way, she needs to go outside and make some friends.
    Bathroom - She`s sick, or she`s masturbating in the shower (which is gross because girls `don`t do that`, according to my mother... :/)
    On the computer - Go outside and get a life, geek.
    Stays after school - She`s probably having sex with one of her male friends.
    Sick - this one can go either way. If I haven`t vomited, she`s say `It`s cramps. Take some advil and go to school.` If I have, it`s more like `Drug your higher functions into a coma and watch Blackadder. I`ll check in every hour, but go to school if you feel better. Buh Bye!`
  73. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:36 am
    Wow that is such BS!!!! I won`t go into all the reasons why I think that is BS...but that is some SERIOUS B!S!
  74. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32744 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:51 am
    :) I`ll keep an eye open for potential family, but it`s not something I`m really expecting to happen, eh?
    I am going to a country wedding this evening...
  75. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:24 am
    When I have a son, the daughter side is gonna be how i treat him. Momma`s little gender confused sunshine!
  76. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Dang, I wish I had a mother to baby me like that, sometimes!!
  77. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I don`t know any mothers like that
  78. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Hahahaha @ B-b-beccah!!!
  79. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:30 am
    its just like dads see their sons and daughters:

    in a relationship for 6+ months:
    son - hell yeah my boy is getting some
    daughter - he better not be touching her anywhere but her hand

    parents will always have a double standard for their offspring
  80. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:30 am
    if a man is in the bathroom for an hour...he`s asleep
  81. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Chicomimi, my parents own a VCR, but no longer use it.
  82. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I don`t close the door when I take a shower... it gets too foggy... so my parents obviously know that I`m taking a shower when I`m taking a shower.
  83. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Oh man, I WISH I had gotten some kind of emotional understanding BS for all those things.

    Also, when you live with a male guardian, a lot of these things are reversed. My sister and I couldn`t even have guys in our bed rooms with the door OPEN, but my uncle (who`s only slightly older than my sister) was allowed to have girls spend the night in his bed room. Door closed and all.

    So yeah, I can see some families following this chart, but the roles tend to be somewhat reversed (with less "oh poor son" thoughts) when living with the male parent.
  84. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:47 am
    @idiotfilter and you are right. Who masturbates in the bathroom? theres not much space, theres no porn, theres nothing.
  85. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:16 am
    "Also, when you live with a male guardian, a lot of these things are reversed. My sister and I couldn`t even have guys in our bed rooms with the door OPEN, but my uncle (who`s only slightly older than my sister) was allowed to have girls spend the night in his bed room. Door closed and all."

    This is because your `male guardian` knows that you and your sister`s male friends are there for one reason and one reason only: Doing it. Or pleasantries that build up to and hopefully eventually lead to, doing it. Women know this deep down but always have excuses like `oh he`s a really good friend of mine.` Yea. A really good friend who wants to do it. There wouldn`t be much sense in telling a guy to leave his door open or not have girls over because they`ll just find another place to try and get in your pants, i.e. your house.
  86. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:41 am
    "There wouldn`t be much sense in telling a guy to leave his door open or not have girls over because they`ll just find another place to try and get in your pants, i.e. your house.
    "

    actually keith it goes back to my point, the dad thinking, `alright, my son isn`t gay and is about to get some,` compared to, `i don`t want my daughter to come across as a slut or get preggo.`
  87. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:58 am
    My mom almost never let me stay home from school, unless I had a legit fever. Toughen the drat up.
  88. Profile photo of Tarr-Tarr
    Tarr-Tarr Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I think a jealous, male sibling came up with this.
  89. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Lol! Not my mother...jus`sayin...
  90. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Uh... shadowtube, try everyone.

    And who seriously needs porn to masturbate?
  91. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    So...

    My mom and dad actually had the "Can she stay in his room?" argument for my brother.

    My dad won with "She lives 2 hours away, where else can she stay?"
  92. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    The door is closed all day.
    Son: "He must be jerkin` off. I glad he`s healthy."

    Daughter: "There was that guy she was going on
    about last night so, she must be in there rubbing
    out a few and I`ll give her some space.
    Maybe I should buy her a vibrator.
    No, she`ll just think I`m creepy rather than
    noticing my sympathy.
    I bet she didn`t notice I didn`t say anything
    about her and her buddy taking my new camcorder
    in there last weekend.
    Looks like they taped over the recording of me
    making her mom cum from an ass-ramming.
    They probably didn`t see it. That`s a relief.

    So, what did they tape on th-HOLY SHi#!!!
    She likes girls too??!! Man, does she look like
    her mother... Her buddy is pretty limber!

    I better leave this where she can get it back and
    erase it...
    Or did they want me to find it?"

    Fixed.
  93. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Code, was that in reference to your own son and daughter?
  94. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I call major BS
  95. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    had sex and got a baby

    son: you stupid jackass, why didnt you used a condom

    daughter: oh my baby girl was rapped
  96. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Siyanor, while that was a product of the darkest part of my humor, I like to believe that I`d have been a very liberal parent as well as unafraid of the knowledge that my teenaged son or daughter would be about the same as myself and my wife at the same age.
  97. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    so true maybe!
  98. Profile photo of Nekatroz
    Nekatroz Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    In front of the computer with the webcam:
    Son: He might be having cybersex.
    daughter: She is being harrased by the trolls, i better call her dad and the cyberpolice.
  99. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    BULL. My brother was sick and they insisted he stay home but when he played martyr and went to school anyway they praised him. I did the same and got bitched at for going to school sick. lmao dont you tell me about unfair treatment.
  100. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    I call bs.
  101. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    False.
  102. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    sounds like white parents
    (dont call me a racist, im just asian)
  103. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    lol i call bs on this too
  104. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Bullsh*t. I DID get a little leeway cause my brother is a huge f*ck up but my mom always called me out on sh*t.

    More like: She`s been in her room all day. .MUST BE SMOKING DRUGS!
  105. Profile photo of itsmematt
    itsmematt Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    my mom is like that but she has good reason
  106. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    I think this is true.
  107. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    That is so freaking true.
  108. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    If you assert this is true, you are inherently wrong. You can come at me with anecdotal evidence, but anecdotal evidence is not statistically sound. I, in fact, had the opposite experience growing up and know lots of other young women who were thought little of by their parents. Do those anecdotes therefor negate your experiences? Do they then establish that young men have it "easier" than young women when it comes to their parents` opinion of them.

    No. Latching onto a generalization because it`s easy is feeble, lazy, and weak minded.

    Troll me. I have no compunction in saying that you`re pathetic if you laughed at this and/or found it true. I`m sure you also think Andrew Dice Clay is a genius and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is the best movie ever made.
  109. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    So, I have to ask, cagel, did you parents think you were masturbating in your room, or where you masturbating in your room?
  110. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    "If you assert this is true, you are inherently wrong. You can come at me with anecdotal evidence, but anecdotal evidence is not statistically sound. I, in fact, had the opposite experience growing up and know lots of other young women who were thought little of by their parents. Do those anecdotes therefor negate your experiences? Do they then establish that young men have it "easier" than young women when it comes to their parents` opinion of them. "

    oh my facking god, shut up already. whiner.
  111. Profile photo of wutwutwut
    wutwutwut Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    "If you assert this is true, you are inherently wrong. You can come at me with anecdotal evidence, but anecdotal evidence is not statistically sound. I, in fact, had the opposite experience growing up and know lots of other young women who were thought little of by their parents. Do those anecdotes therefor negate your experiences? Do they then establish that young men have it "easier" than young women when it comes to their parents` opinion of them.

    No. Latching onto a generalization because it`s easy is feeble, lazy, and weak minded.

    Troll me. I have no compunction in saying that you`re pathetic if you laughed at this and/or found it true. I`m sure you also think Andrew Dice Clay is a genius and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is the best movie ever made."

    Looks like someone doesn`t quite understand the concept of a joke.
  112. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Taped? What`s that?
  113. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    I think cagel is a member of NOW.
  114. Profile photo of XxXxInsaneXx
    XxXxInsaneXx Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 31, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    haha wow.. thts funnyy
  115. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    Stays after school....... must be masturbating.
  116. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:19 am
    If you have to lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour to masturbate you might have a slight medical condition or maybe just a really lame imagination/lack of porn
  117. Profile photo of ecpkngt
    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:54 am
    I have dissension with the last one! Boys are the ones who get babied when sick. Women suck it up and still come home from work and wash the dishes. Fact of life, Mom did it, I do it, had to be pretty much puking uncontrollably to be kept home from school as a teenager.
    Guys, on the other hand, get room service and unlimited tv.
  118. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:53 am
    "I taped Twilight for you" ..dear God, the guy has it SO much better in that situation.
  119. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:18 am
    uh... k?
  120. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:50 am
    It was the other way round for me! My brother could stay out because my mom knew he couldn`t be out with a girl, where as I wasn`t allowed to because I`d be staying with my boyfriend... it`s better than masturbating!
  121. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Um... that`s really not how it is at all. My parents don`t give me much space or freedom. I think in most cases it`s the opposite of this post. The son gets more freedom and the parents don`t trust their daughter. At least that`s how it is with most girls and their parents that I know...
  122. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
    man, last time i was sick, i was carrying around a bucket so i didn`t puke on the floor and i still had to go to school, while the same week my sister SNEEZED ONCE and she got to stay home.
  123. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:37 am
    I had a time that I had the hives and I had to go to school. My sister had a headache and didn`t have to go to school.
  124. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Really? My brother got a car when he went to college. I got my parents visiting me every two weeks and asking if I`m pregnant.
  125. Profile photo of cyborgmonkey
    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    well most parents either treat their sons worst or better depending on whether or not they think their daughter is dirty whore.
  126. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    As far as the staying home from school thing, totally untrue and equal in my house growing up...we could be bleeding to death or dying from something, and my parents would be like "take a *insert OTC meds here* and go to school". This went for me or my brothers. However, on other things, boys ALWAYS get away with everything while the girls get away with nothing. My room and privacy was constantly invaded growing up. This did not happen to my brothers. Oldest brother smoking weed? Ok, big deal, dont smoke in the house(to parents). They find condoms in MY room? ZOMG! End of the world as we know it! Girls get more freedom my a$$.
  127. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Depends on the household. It`s fairly even here. It really depended on mom/dad.

    Mom: You`re not feeling good? Stay home.

    Dad: You`re alive? Go to school.
  128. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    The world is hardly ever fair, everyone complaining suck it up
  129. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    haha. its so true
  130. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 12:13 am
    so apparently i have a penis
  131. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:37 am
    The princess gets what she wants. Daddys little girl.
  132. Profile photo of S-Nap
    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    @themetalhead

    LOL!
  133. Profile photo of emmachaos
    emmachaos Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    @ themetalhead i guess now i do to

  134. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    ....obviously written by a guy...what it should really say under every one of the girl`s culumn is "she must be having sex" with *gets shotgun* optional.
  135. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Somehow, I don`t think the girl`s last one is quite accurate. Moms wouldn`t be able to work the VCR.
  136. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    yeah right I wish my mom thought of me that way
  137. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    This is retarded and clearly made by a dude with no perspective.
  138. Profile photo of RowdyWeeps
    RowdyWeeps Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Who the hell had parents like that?? Where was I?
  139. Profile photo of Curser
    Curser Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:33 am
    The dude that made it must be masturbating right now.
  140. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:20 am
    you notice how no dude is disagreeing with this post, cuz thats exactly what we were doing, masturbating and smoking pot without any friends, lmao
  141. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:00 am
    psh I wish my life could have been like that growing up
  142. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    I sadly agree just a little bit on this...haha

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