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Date: 07/06/10 10:30 AM

82 Responses to Twilight: For Guys

  1. Profile photo of secretsauce
    secretsauce Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Link: Twilight: For Guys - The vampire phenomenon is now suitable for a male audience... thanks to lesbians!
  2. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:35 am
    meh
  3. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:35 am
    LOVE the bored girlfriend!
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:39 am
    i might see that one
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:41 am
    What about for us girls who hate twilight but don`t wanna see lesbos.
  6. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:48 am
    ha now that`s a twilight us men can all get behind
  7. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Why isn`t her body sparkly?!
  8. Profile photo of genghiskhan
    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:53 am
    I would hit that. Ok now that I got that out of the way two of the three girls are butterfaces
  9. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:02 am
    thank you panth753
    could not have said it any better myself
  10. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:03 am
    That one vampire looks like a tranny.
  11. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Win
  12. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:08 am
    The girls were fugly.
  13. Profile photo of ajackmanuk
    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Unfortunately Lesbian Vampire Killers already destroyed this fantasy for me.
  14. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:09 am
    it`s just as bad and cheesy as the real twilight only in different ways lol.
  15. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Lesbian Vampire Killers was better.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:22 am
    panth, watch interview with a vampire.
  17. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:22 am
    oh plz... there`s half nude women in nearly every movie, and we girls finally get a movie where there`s decent looking men and this is what happens... lol just let it be...
  18. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:34 am
    hard to laugh and fap at the same time, but I DID IT! (throws confetti, calls genis book of world records)
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I can only think of one response to this, a title for the film. . .

    but it`s too vulgar so can`t put it on IAB
  20. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Haha, awesome.
  21. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
    lesbion our way!
  22. Profile photo of DogSoldier
    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Hopefully when the Twilight superfans watch this, they`ll notice how silly they are just by looking at the reactions and behaviour of the guys being super fans.

    On page 10 of the first Twiligh book the following line should have been written:

    "And then Bella staked Edward, the end..."
  23. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I think you mean a straight male audience, secretsauce.
  24. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Just like the actually Twilight movies.. horrible acting... but i think i understand now :D
  25. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    now THIS I could watch... alone
  26. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    you know what
    i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I love the female form. You ladys are so amazing.
  28. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    as soon as it started i realised its still a twilight parody and its still poo...

    want a good film with lesbian vampires, get `lesbian vampire killers` very funny and hot girls to boot :D
  29. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    I can haz? :-D
  30. Profile photo of 42GandS
    42GandS Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    She was all "alalalalalala!" That made my day
  31. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    This was kinda crappy.
  32. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Why can`t we just destroy Twilight, hang the attention starved Mormon lady and just never talk about the sorry excuse for a book ever again?
  33. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    steve17, check them out here, and here, and its sequel here. enjoy.
  34. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    amazing!!
  35. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    jackie has an ugly face.
  36. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Screw Twilight! That movie has ruined the Vampire legend. VAMPIRES CAN`T GO OUT IN THE SUN!!! It`s humanity`s only saving grace. If it weren`t for Vampires bursting into flames in the sun we`d all be dead. It`s like having a superhero that can kill any nemesis with the snap of his fingers. IT`S NOT INTERESTING! The author of twilight should die a painful death hopefully she`s eaten by a wolf.
    You want to see a real vampire movie? Rent "Let The Right One In". Greatest vampire movie ever made. Says me.
  37. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    BEST. MOVIE. EVER

    of course im talking about this clip, not the real twilight, that crap should be burned
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    i want to see it! for leaning purposes!
  39. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    "i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet"

    In accordance with rule of the internet #34, it already does. Or with rule #35 and it will be made.
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Hmmm, so I guess this works for this version too...
  41. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Needs to be made into an actual movie.
  42. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Oh man, Let The Right One In was one of the best movies I ever saw.

    I think I`m going to watch it again.
  43. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I forgot about their faces after a minute. Proof girls making out makes anyone more attractive. By the end they were hot to me.

    Great video haha. 30 seconds in my boyfriend said "This is already better."
  44. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    lmfao

    "The good kind of gay!"
  45. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    I rank all these girls a 5 out of 10 :-/
  46. Profile photo of Queen-Neve
    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
    91 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    soooo hot!
  47. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    you know what
    i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet

    There were a number of pornos involving vampires before Twilight came out. No doubt they had lame plots, cheesy dialogue and were generally bad. Why bother remaking one just to change the names of the characters to those used in Twilight?
  48. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    I laughed throughout the whole thing
  49. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    "i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet"

    There is.
    Twatlight and Twatlight 2 ... I hear there`s a 3rd coming out....
  50. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    *drools*
  51. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    you know what
    i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet


    There were a number of pornos involving vampires before Twilight came out. No doubt they had lame plots, cheesy dialogue and were generally bad. Why bother remaking one just to change the names of the characters to those used in Twilight?


    ---

    For the nakedness.
  52. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    if only this was funny
  53. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Personally, I thought that the vampire girl and the werewolf girl were really ugly!
  54. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    "The good gay"

    I`m going to puke...
  55. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    edwina n jacky hahahha
  56. Profile photo of JabbaTheAWES
    JabbaTheAWES Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month!
  57. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    damn, even i`ll watch that
  58. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
    can anyone say "pathetic" with me?
  59. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:18 am
    Clever, but for some reason I feel like it could have been funnier... Still decent, though.
  60. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:55 am
    " What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! "

    Rofl, forgot about that one.
  61. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:58 am
    No one expected the werewolf to eat vagina!
  62. Profile photo of maputo
    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:47 am
    This would be the only way you could get me to see Twilight.
  63. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:50 am
    i dont think this is any more `pathetic` than women who fall in `love` with fictional characters...

    doesnt beat the gay harry potter/ron one from the goblet of fire though, that was class
  64. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:27 am
    LOL cracked me up. Im strait, but i would totally see this movie. LOL

    The " vampire" chick was kinda freaky, though. i didnt think she was that hot.
  65. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:17 am
    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!
  66. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:29 am
    HEY, I didn`t say it was okay for Michael Bay to make a movie about my life!
  67. Profile photo of buckeye82183
    buckeye82183 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Win of the day!
  68. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Wow. What?
  69. Profile photo of sinisterspid
    sinisterspid Female 18-29
    121 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Evidently the universe is about to end, someone found a way to make twilight not suck.
  70. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
    I`d watch that.
  71. Profile photo of RainbowLove4
    RainbowLove4 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    nice!!! WIN!! Lesbi-on-our-way! xD
  72. Profile photo of Skadi
    Skadi Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Yeah! Much better than the real one
  73. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Now that`s a Twilight I could sink my teeth into.
  74. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    It`s too bad every female in this video was really drating ugly.
  75. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    Those are some fairly non-awesomely un-gorgeous lesbians.

    Still...better than Twighlight
  76. Profile photo of geekphr34k
    geekphr34k Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:19 am
    she has a right to know!!!!.....*unattractive lez 3-way* i wouldn`t see it.
  77. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    same low quality acting than in Twilight, but this is still better
  78. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:58 am
    The werewolf looks like a trannie. Still...this was better than Twicrap.
  79. Profile photo of TheNameless
    TheNameless Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    props.. im proud to be a twi-lesbo fan
  80. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Yeah, those girls were all butterfaces
  81. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    I don`t understand why lesbian stuff is strictly aimed at guys--hello, lesbians and bi girls would love it, too. GAWL.
  82. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Ehh

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