Twilight: For Guys

Submitted by: secretsauce 7 years ago in Funny

The vampire phenomenon is now suitable for a male audience... thanks to lesbians!
There are 81 comments:
Female 914
I don`t understand why lesbian stuff is strictly aimed at guys--hello, lesbians and bi girls would love it, too. GAWL.
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Female 582
Yeah, those girls were all butterfaces
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Male 55
props.. im proud to be a twi-lesbo fan
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Female 316
The werewolf looks like a trannie. Still...this was better than Twicrap.
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Female 1,623
same low quality acting than in Twilight, but this is still better
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Male 34
she has a right to know!!!!.....*unattractive lez 3-way* i wouldn`t see it.
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Male 506
Those are some fairly non-awesomely un-gorgeous lesbians.

Still...better than Twighlight
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Female 168
It`s too bad every female in this video was really drating ugly.
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Male 300
Now that`s a Twilight I could sink my teeth into.
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Female 82
Yeah! Much better than the real one
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Female 22
nice!!! WIN!! Lesbi-on-our-way! xD
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Male 1,598
I`d watch that.
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Female 121
Evidently the universe is about to end, someone found a way to make twilight not suck.
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Female 351
Wow. What?
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Male 24
Win of the day!
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Female 1,077
HEY, I didn`t say it was okay for Michael Bay to make a movie about my life!
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Male 2,402
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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Female 3,828
LOL cracked me up. Im strait, but i would totally see this movie. LOL

The " vampire" chick was kinda freaky, though. i didnt think she was that hot.
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Male 536
i dont think this is any more `pathetic` than women who fall in `love` with fictional characters...

doesnt beat the gay harry potter/ron one from the goblet of fire though, that was class
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Male 78
This would be the only way you could get me to see Twilight.
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Female 225
No one expected the werewolf to eat vagina!
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Male 2,424
" What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! "

Rofl, forgot about that one.
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Male 1,299
Clever, but for some reason I feel like it could have been funnier... Still decent, though.
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Female 248
can anyone say "pathetic" with me?
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Male 353
damn, even i`ll watch that
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Male 39
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month!
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Female 404
edwina n jacky hahahha
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Male 9,305
"The good gay"

I`m going to puke...
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Female 198
Personally, I thought that the vampire girl and the werewolf girl were really ugly!
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Female 221
if only this was funny
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Female 1,593
you know what
i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet


There were a number of pornos involving vampires before Twilight came out. No doubt they had lame plots, cheesy dialogue and were generally bad. Why bother remaking one just to change the names of the characters to those used in Twilight?


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For the nakedness.
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Female 222
*drools*
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Male 39,916
"i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet"

There is.
Twatlight and Twatlight 2 ... I hear there`s a 3rd coming out....
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Male 2,056
I laughed throughout the whole thing
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Male 12,365
[quote]you know what
i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet[/quote]

There were a number of pornos involving vampires before Twilight came out. No doubt they had lame plots, cheesy dialogue and were generally bad. Why bother remaking one just to change the names of the characters to those used in Twilight?
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Female 91
soooo hot!
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Female 798
I rank all these girls a 5 out of 10 :-/
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Male 456
lmfao

"The good kind of gay!"
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Female 137
I forgot about their faces after a minute. Proof girls making out makes anyone more attractive. By the end they were hot to me.

Great video haha. 30 seconds in my boyfriend said "This is already better."
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Male 774
Oh man, Let The Right One In was one of the best movies I ever saw.

I think I`m going to watch it again.
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Male 768
Needs to be made into an actual movie.
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Male 15,510
Hmmm, so I guess this works for this version too...
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Male 509
"i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet"

In accordance with rule of the internet #34, it already does. Or with rule #35 and it will be made.
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Male 25,416
i want to see it! for leaning purposes!
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Male 234
BEST. MOVIE. EVER

of course im talking about this clip, not the real twilight, that crap should be burned
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Male 7,378
Screw Twilight! That movie has ruined the Vampire legend. VAMPIRES CAN`T GO OUT IN THE SUN!!! It`s humanity`s only saving grace. If it weren`t for Vampires bursting into flames in the sun we`d all be dead. It`s like having a superhero that can kill any nemesis with the snap of his fingers. IT`S NOT INTERESTING! The author of twilight should die a painful death hopefully she`s eaten by a wolf.
You want to see a real vampire movie? Rent "Let The Right One In". Greatest vampire movie ever made. Says me.
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Female 446
jackie has an ugly face.
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Male 101
amazing!!
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Male 7,831
steve17, check them out here, and here, and its sequel here. enjoy.
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Female 231
Why can`t we just destroy Twilight, hang the attention starved Mormon lady and just never talk about the sorry excuse for a book ever again?
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Female 4,376
This was kinda crappy.
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Male 15
She was all "alalalalalala!" That made my day
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Male 842
I can haz? :-D
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Male 339
as soon as it started i realised its still a twilight parody and its still poo...

want a good film with lesbian vampires, get `lesbian vampire killers` very funny and hot girls to boot :D
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Male 6,693
I love the female form. You ladys are so amazing.
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Male 155
you know what
i am really surprised a Twilight porn parody doesn`t exist yet
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Male 2,592
now THIS I could watch... alone
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Male 2,748
Just like the actually Twilight movies.. horrible acting... but i think i understand now :D
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Male 1,184
I think you mean a straight male audience, secretsauce.
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Male 87
Hopefully when the Twilight superfans watch this, they`ll notice how silly they are just by looking at the reactions and behaviour of the guys being super fans.

On page 10 of the first Twiligh book the following line should have been written:

"And then Bella staked Edward, the end..."
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Male 95
lesbion our way!
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Male 350
Haha, awesome.
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Male 39,916
I can only think of one response to this, a title for the film. . .

but it`s too vulgar so can`t put it on IAB
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Male 2,424
hard to laugh and fap at the same time, but I DID IT! (throws confetti, calls genis book of world records)
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Female 298
oh plz... there`s half nude women in nearly every movie, and we girls finally get a movie where there`s decent looking men and this is what happens... lol just let it be...
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Male 7,831
panth, watch interview with a vampire.
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Male 2,548
Lesbian Vampire Killers was better.
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Female 3,574
it`s just as bad and cheesy as the real twilight only in different ways lol.
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Male 36
Unfortunately Lesbian Vampire Killers already destroyed this fantasy for me.
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Female 547
The girls were fugly.
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Male 397
Win
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Male 336
That one vampire looks like a tranny.
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Female 1,190
thank you panth753
could not have said it any better myself
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Male 137
I would hit that. Ok now that I got that out of the way two of the three girls are butterfaces
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Female 812
Why isn`t her body sparkly?!
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Male 503
ha now that`s a twilight us men can all get behind
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Female 9,572
What about for us girls who hate twilight but don`t wanna see lesbos.
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Male 7,831
i might see that one
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Female 1,008
LOVE the bored girlfriend!
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Male 1,674
meh
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Male 13
Link: Twilight: For Guys [Rate Link] - The vampire phenomenon is now suitable for a male audience... thanks to lesbians!
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