Twilight And Edward Have A Lot To Answer For [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

"Meanwhile, back at the weekly vampire meeting..."
There are 84 comments:
Male 1,045
what the fudge is that gif doing there
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Male 2,056
LMAO @ the count!
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Female 221
people who make fun of twilight are as annoying as the fans
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Male 191
Vampire Club? They should kick Edward out
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Male 2,688
Yo amonamarth, that prick owes me money.... Give him a slap in the mouth for me if you ever find him.
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Male 250
.......vampires.... ARE NOT REAL!

just like santa claus

now quit wasting my time and let me get back to discussing my holiday plans with the easter bunny, he drated up with the tickets last time and i got a few words i wanna share with him!
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Female 349
Two words; Erzebet Bathory. Amd now some more words; Tortured young women and drank and bathed in their blood to keep young.
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Male 12,365
Good grief, some people are actually arguing that vampires are real.

Hairy people are real werewolves. Being a werewolf isn`t about changing form into a wolf, like being a vampire isn`t about being undead or drinking blood. Hairiness is a genetic trait.

See? I can do it too.
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Male 321
I am with Taylor Stone on this one... I have my reasons and I stick by them, I will not explain meself for this but I completely agree with Taylor Stone. they have their head on straight. ^^
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Female 505
Hey guys, vampires are just for good (or not, when we`re talking Twilight) stories. So just stfu about it and stop raging.
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Male 782
From the walls of text below I can accurately deduce that said posters are "nerd raging". But yeah, we`re gonna need some bad-ass vampire/werewolf flicks to reverse the damage done by Twilight.
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Male 4
Ok. I understand that their are people who crave blood because they have some issue or disorder, but a vampire began as a myth! You may give a human who has similar traits as the being in the myth the name vampire. However that does not mean that I wont look at a person who has this disorder and calls themselves a "vampire" and take them seriously. Gingers,albinos, and drawfs have *physical* traits that set them aside from other people. I should know because I am a ginger. I do not feel as if I am different than any other human because my hair is red,my eyes are blue and my pale skin is freckled. These are just different genetic traits. Your "Vampires" are people with a disorder that causes them to crave blood. Oh by the way just because you have a college degree does not mean you are smarter than anyone. I just finished my first year in college and my grades are probably much better than what you did. So don`t pull that poo. A piece of paper does not make you smart
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Male 147
"It claims right in the article that the real vampires are NOT like those you read about in books, so majority of those myths are false."

What a joke! So in other words they`re not vampires but they like to be called vampires and thus claim that it`s the MYTHS that are false. lol

"Its not being "undead". Its not all about drinking blood. "

Actually it is, in fact the old world term for `vampires` was the `masticating dead`. Just because some college student used his cursory bio knowledge to make up some pseudo science to back up his lifestyle does not a vampire make.
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Male 2,688
Considering there is scientific evidence of these traits, and that they`ve existed throughout history, I`d say that you were the stupid one for scoffing at it.

It claims right in the article that the real vampires are NOT like those you read about in books, so majority of those myths are false. Being a true vampire is more about having certain coding in your DNA that causes various traits which fit you into the category. It works much like homosexuality, or being ginger... Its all stemmed from various traits within our DNA. Its not being "undead". Its not all about drinking blood. Its simply a different category within the human evolution. Saying you don`t believe in their existence means you also can`t believe in blacks, gays, gingers, albinos, mongoloids, and dwarfs... ALL are simply names given to various traits associated with one`s DNA structure. Want to try calling me stupid again? Come back when you have a college degree...
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Male 4
Oh wow Excuse me! How was I supposed to know that you were talking about the HUMAN nutjobs who call themselves vampires to justify their freakish behavior for wanting to drink blood. My skin is pale and I like rare steaks. Does that mean I`m also a vampire, an undead being of the night? I pity people who are ignorant or stupid enough to belive that a vampire is a real creature! Im sorry Taylor but your stupid. That site is for the gullible and in somecases mentally unstable regions of society.
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Male 2,688
crimson69... Read and learn before you go any further... Real vampires
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Male 4
Can someone explain to me what a "real" vampire is? To my knowledge vampires are a fictional species of super-natural beings. Vampires are the product of human imagination! A vampire can be whatever a person wants it to be! So if teen girls and any fans of Twilight want to belive that their vampires shine like diamonds and have emotions let them! Bram Stoker could have easily set the standard vampire to be exactly like Meyer`s and you would bitch about vampires exploding into flames in the sunlight! My point is there is no "REAL" vampires so lay off!
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Female 728
taylor: I agree that Twilight has nothing to offer adult readers, but there are some children`s movies and shows that are multi-leveled and can be enjoyed by adults as well. Many old cartoons included the occasional joke for the adults. And there`s nothing wrong with reminiscing about school/fantasizing about studying magic, so I don`t see anything wrong with adults watching Harry Potter.
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Male 2,688
Nah, youngdz... I`m still young at heart, but I`m old enough to know something good when I see it, and Twilight just doesn`t fit into that bracket whatsoever. Vampires do NOT sparkle in sunlight. They don`t play baseball. And they aren`t angsty emotards. Want real vampires? Watch Bram Stoker`s Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, or Lost Boys. Still not enough? Play Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines. You`ll even learn some history of the term while you`re at it.
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Male 268
Um Taylor stone there is absolutely nothing wrong with a 40 something watching a movie geared towards teen young adults I was always taught to keep my inner child so when I watch a movie or read a scfi novel I can suspend my belief of what I know science can and can not do I believe you are just hateful towards things because you "grew up" poo you are still a young-ling so do not talk about that which you do not know. as for Twilight nobody with sense of what is good vampire serials will not watch that poo
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Male 2,688
" lol grammar fail "

It`s called a typo. Get over it. And a spelling error does NOT equal grammar mistake.

As for the "adult" comment... Simply stating that for an adult to find ANYTHING of value in Twilight shows their refusal to grow up. There is nothing geared toward adults in the entire series. It`s like all those 40 somethings out watching Harry Potter. It`s pathetic.
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Male 104
This copied miller and armstrong
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Male 12,365
The problem could be easily solved by Bella just going with both of them. She`s attracted to them both, right?

Oh dear, I`ve just ended Twilight.
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Female 351
@ Thubanstar....you know what? You are absolutely correct!
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Female 2,352
@Stodogs

I`m pretty sure he would kill these lame ass vampires.
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Male 1,043
McHunt
Wich club has detention?
Yours maybe but yea idc
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Male 1,299
This isn`t a meeting- it`s detention... kind of like "The Breakfast Club," except Dracula is Paul Gleason, The Count is Anthony Michael Hall AND Ally Sheedy, Edward is Emilio Estevez AND Molly Ringwald and Chocula is Judd Nelson.
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Female 7
taylor_stone: You`re one to talk about being an adult when you tell people to go kill themselves for liking Twilight. I mean, really... come on!
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Female 365
"" Twilight is for just a masturbatory aid for sad pathetic angsty emo teen girls... There`s no real point to the series outside of that. Any adult who enjoys Twilight should kill themselves because it diesnt get much gayer than that. ""

diesnt? Tell me you did that on purpose >.< lol grammar fail.
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Male 2,688
<statement>

Twilight is for just a masturbatory aid for sad pathetic angsty emo teen girls... There`s no real point to the series outside of that. Any adult who enjoys Twilight should kill themselves because it diesnt get much gayer than that.

</statement>
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Female 836
Lestat is too dignified to hang with this crowd.
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Female 50
"Where`s Lestat?!"

My question exactly.
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Female 351
Where`s Lestat?!
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Male 698
LOL!!!
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Female 7
~bloostarfish
that was actually kinda funny, lmao.
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Female 301
They need Alucard to walk in.
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Male 2,893
Then a swarm of Lycans swoops down a promptly devours them.
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Male 2,796
I still don`t understand why everyone cares so much about this movie. The joke is soooo, so tired.
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Female 326
If Twilight was illustrated and written this way, I would have been a fan... but sadly no. (drawn by pirate_eggie)

MS Paint Lolz
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Female 1,435
wow chambronc2 i almsot fell for that. i hate thoes friking servays. whats your name whats your number whats your e.mail??? erm no thanksi dont want more spam
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Male 3,915
Count Chocula seems so out of it....
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Female 142
I`d love to see a movie where Count von Count meets Edward and counts how many sparkles and declares him a disgrace. Theh b itchslaps him.
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Female 9
Haha good one :P
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Female 1,435
odessa i have no idea what you are talking about. sounds likeyou really love twilight
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Female 318
The only vampires that should ever sparkle (in my opinion) are gay vampires. THAT would at least make sense. Oh, and (though this is redundant) Lestat. He can sparkle too. Lmao CX
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Male 715
Odessa I`d say you gave the filter quite the work out.
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Male 509
"In lore, vampires spontaneously combust when they go in sunlight"

Or turn to dust, depending on where you`re getting it from.

Personally, I like the Discworld vampires. Especially Black Ribboners ("Help, I`ve crumbled and can`t get up" XD).
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Female 99
I bullpootingly dratingly love this! drat that little girl. pootingly pootiest mean person jerk Kristin Stewart. non-nice individual poo drat. That crazy bitchy little pretty awesome girl.
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Female 99
I drating hate twilight I am a pretty little girl twilight pooty poo poo drat face. AND I am not a pretty little girl.
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Male 1,357
In twilight, vampires glisten when they go in sunlight
In lore, vampires spontaneously combust when they go in sunlight
I know which I prefer
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Female 646
Some of my girlfriends are going to see it with some (thankfully non-mutual) twilight crazy friends, but i`ve seen the clips on letterman and its quite enough. ugh.
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Male 12,138
I can`t use my Warhammer Vampire Counts Army any more without being ridiculed to shreds by my buddies, thanks to that sparkly twat.
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Male 1,371
It`s like the de-evolution of vampires.
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Male 2,748
they could always just team up on him and kill him... i`d help
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Female 1,441
I went to see it with two of my friends today. It was actually way worse than I expected it to be. But it was hilarious how cheesy it was. We couldn`t stop laughing at the ~serious~ moments, and same with our theater!
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Female 1,148
My cat`s more ferocious than Edward.
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Female 533
hahaha twilight has nothing on true blood!
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Male 729
Long gone are the days when vampires used to suck... blood. They`re still sucking, but it`s not blood.
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Female 106
lololol those poor vampires
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Female 434
Edward hangs out at a high school so he can stay in one place. Beings he looks like a high schooler, if he didn`t he would have to live in hiding. That doesn`t sound like a lot of fun!
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Female 3,828
LOL i love the way they exagerated the indifferent expression on his face
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Male 25,416
nice!
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Male 81
"VON, TWO, THREE VAMPIRES! AH-AH-AH-AH"
Thank you for that, it made me very happy.
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Male 4,014
Is it weird to anyone that a 109 year old person choses to hang out in HIGH SCHOOL? He`s immortal, yet he choses to hang out in High School....

Um, he`s a pedophile.
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Male 2,788
VON, TWO, THREE VAMPIRES! AH-AH-AH-AH
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Male 142
Online TV Episodes has Twilight Eclipse movie on there for free.

I actually loved the movie!

Yes I feel gay now.
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Male 931
haha, he`s such an easy target.
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Male 1,054
nosferatu predates the hollywood dracula

just fyi
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Female 9,478
There are 1, 2, 3 vampires, hahaha *lighting strikes*.
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Male 577
"Who would win in a fight, Justin Bieber or Edward?"

Hard to say, hard to say... On the one hand, that Beiber kid is such a douche, I`d have to side with Edward. On the other hand, Edward isn`t a real person...
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Male 38,507
num num num

Count Chocula!

num num num
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Male 2,034
@CapnAwesome: He`s way more bad-ass though.
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Male 3,463
Who would win in a fight, Justin Bieber or Edward?
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Male 236
"Need to get some Nosferatu up in this bitch. He`d show those pansies how it`s done."
nosferatu is jsut an adaption of dracula.
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Male 757
omfg Aus10816, you sir have earned yourself a handshake, medal, and 12 Internets
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Male 716
Gentlemen, how the hell did we let this man in our club? I think his ID is fake.
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Male 2,034
Need to get some Nosferatu up in this bitch. He`d show those pansies how it`s done.
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Male 639
The Count requires a hand up his ass to live, and Edward is still 10x more gay.
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Male 152
"The Count would totally pwn edward."

I think its safe to say most things pawn edward. I`m showing this by not even giving him the dignity of having his name capitalized.
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Male 848
That font in the back is the font from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Male 670
hhahaha, i always say that twilight is making vampires look lame.
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Female 130
The Count would totally pwn edward.
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Female 1,287
Count Chocula!
He`s bad ass. Beats Edward, at least- but who doesn`t?
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Male 20,196
Link: Twilight And Edward Have A Lot To Answer For [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Meanwhile, back at the weekly vampire meeting...`
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