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Date: 07/01/10 04:06 PM

84 Responses to Twilight And Edward Have A Lot To Answer For [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Link: Twilight And Edward Have A Lot To Answer For - `Meanwhile, back at the weekly vampire meeting...`
  2. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Count Chocula!
    He`s bad ass. Beats Edward, at least- but who doesn`t?
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    The Count would totally pwn edward.
  4. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    hhahaha, i always say that twilight is making vampires look lame.
  5. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    That font in the back is the font from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    "The Count would totally pwn edward."

    I think its safe to say most things pawn edward. I`m showing this by not even giving him the dignity of having his name capitalized.
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    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    The Count requires a hand up his ass to live, and Edward is still 10x more gay.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Need to get some Nosferatu up in this bitch. He`d show those pansies how it`s done.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Gentlemen, how the hell did we let this man in our club? I think his ID is fake.
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    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    omfg Aus10816, you sir have earned yourself a handshake, medal, and 12 Internets
  11. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    "Need to get some Nosferatu up in this bitch. He`d show those pansies how it`s done."
    nosferatu is jsut an adaption of dracula.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3283 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Who would win in a fight, Justin Bieber or Edward?
  13. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    @CapnAwesome: He`s way more bad-ass though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    num num num

    Count Chocula!

    num num num
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    "Who would win in a fight, Justin Bieber or Edward?"

    Hard to say, hard to say... On the one hand, that Beiber kid is such a douche, I`d have to side with Edward. On the other hand, Edward isn`t a real person...
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    There are 1, 2, 3 vampires, hahaha *lighting strikes*.
  17. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    nosferatu predates the hollywood dracula

    just fyi
  18. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    haha, he`s such an easy target.
  19. Profile photo of champbronc2
    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Online TV Episodes has Twilight Eclipse movie on there for free.

    I actually loved the movie!

    Yes I feel gay now.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    VON, TWO, THREE VAMPIRES! AH-AH-AH-AH
  21. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Is it weird to anyone that a 109 year old person choses to hang out in HIGH SCHOOL? He`s immortal, yet he choses to hang out in High School....

    Um, he`s a pedophile.
  22. Profile photo of triacnid
    triacnid Male 70 & Over
    82 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    "VON, TWO, THREE VAMPIRES! AH-AH-AH-AH"
    Thank you for that, it made me very happy.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    nice!
  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    LOL i love the way they exagerated the indifferent expression on his face
  25. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Edward hangs out at a high school so he can stay in one place. Beings he looks like a high schooler, if he didn`t he would have to live in hiding. That doesn`t sound like a lot of fun!
  26. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    lololol those poor vampires
  27. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Long gone are the days when vampires used to suck... blood. They`re still sucking, but it`s not blood.
  28. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    hahaha twilight has nothing on true blood!
  29. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    My cat`s more ferocious than Edward.
  30. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    I went to see it with two of my friends today. It was actually way worse than I expected it to be. But it was hilarious how cheesy it was. We couldn`t stop laughing at the ~serious~ moments, and same with our theater!
  31. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    they could always just team up on him and kill him... i`d help
  32. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    It`s like the de-evolution of vampires.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    I can`t use my Warhammer Vampire Counts Army any more without being ridiculed to shreds by my buddies, thanks to that sparkly twat.
  34. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:41 am
    Some of my girlfriends are going to see it with some (thankfully non-mutual) twilight crazy friends, but i`ve seen the clips on letterman and its quite enough. ugh.
  35. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:00 am
    In twilight, vampires glisten when they go in sunlight
    In lore, vampires spontaneously combust when they go in sunlight
    I know which I prefer
  36. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
    99 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:09 am
    I drating hate twilight I am a pretty little girl twilight pooty poo poo drat face. AND I am not a pretty little girl.
  37. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
    99 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:11 am
    I bullpootingly dratingly love this! drat that little girl. pootingly pootiest mean person jerk Kristin Stewart. non-nice individual poo drat. That crazy bitchy little pretty awesome girl.
  38. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:33 am
    "In lore, vampires spontaneously combust when they go in sunlight"

    Or turn to dust, depending on where you`re getting it from.

    Personally, I like the Discworld vampires. Especially Black Ribboners ("Help, I`ve crumbled and can`t get up" XD).
  39. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:50 am
    Odessa I`d say you gave the filter quite the work out.
  40. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:08 am
    The only vampires that should ever sparkle (in my opinion) are gay vampires. THAT would at least make sense. Oh, and (though this is redundant) Lestat. He can sparkle too. Lmao CX
  41. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:46 am
    odessa i have no idea what you are talking about. sounds likeyou really love twilight
  42. Profile photo of screwedjenny
    screwedjenny Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:47 am
    Haha good one :P
  43. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:51 am
    I`d love to see a movie where Count von Count meets Edward and counts how many sparkles and declares him a disgrace. Theh b itchslaps him.
  44. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:51 am
    Count Chocula seems so out of it....
  45. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:53 am
    wow chambronc2 i almsot fell for that. i hate thoes friking servays. whats your name whats your number whats your e.mail??? erm no thanksi dont want more spam
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    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:33 am
    If Twilight was illustrated and written this way, I would have been a fan... but sadly no. (drawn by pirate_eggie)

    MS Paint Lolz
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:39 am
    I still don`t understand why everyone cares so much about this movie. The joke is soooo, so tired.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Then a swarm of Lycans swoops down a promptly devours them.
  49. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:37 am
    They need Alucard to walk in.
  50. Profile photo of EosEcho
    EosEcho Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:01 am
    ~bloostarfish
    that was actually kinda funny, lmao.
  51. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:37 am
    LOL!!!
  52. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Where`s Lestat?!
  53. Profile photo of rushian
    rushian Female 13-17
    50 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:11 am
    "Where`s Lestat?!"

    My question exactly.
  54. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Lestat is too dignified to hang with this crowd.
  55. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:28 am
    <statement>

    Twilight is for just a masturbatory aid for sad pathetic angsty emo teen girls... There`s no real point to the series outside of that. Any adult who enjoys Twilight should kill themselves because it diesnt get much gayer than that.

    </statement>
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:57 am
    "" Twilight is for just a masturbatory aid for sad pathetic angsty emo teen girls... There`s no real point to the series outside of that. Any adult who enjoys Twilight should kill themselves because it diesnt get much gayer than that. ""

    diesnt? Tell me you did that on purpose >.< lol grammar fail.
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    VonVix Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:12 am
    taylor_stone: You`re one to talk about being an adult when you tell people to go kill themselves for liking Twilight. I mean, really... come on!
  58. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:50 am
    This isn`t a meeting- it`s detention... kind of like "The Breakfast Club," except Dracula is Paul Gleason, The Count is Anthony Michael Hall AND Ally Sheedy, Edward is Emilio Estevez AND Molly Ringwald and Chocula is Judd Nelson.
  59. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    McHunt
    Wich club has detention?
    Yours maybe but yea idc
  60. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    @Stodogs

    I`m pretty sure he would kill these lame ass vampires.
  61. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    @ Thubanstar....you know what? You are absolutely correct!
  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    The problem could be easily solved by Bella just going with both of them. She`s attracted to them both, right?

    Oh dear, I`ve just ended Twilight.
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    This copied miller and armstrong
  64. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    " lol grammar fail "

    It`s called a typo. Get over it. And a spelling error does NOT equal grammar mistake.

    As for the "adult" comment... Simply stating that for an adult to find ANYTHING of value in Twilight shows their refusal to grow up. There is nothing geared toward adults in the entire series. It`s like all those 40 somethings out watching Harry Potter. It`s pathetic.
  65. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Um Taylor stone there is absolutely nothing wrong with a 40 something watching a movie geared towards teen young adults I was always taught to keep my inner child so when I watch a movie or read a scfi novel I can suspend my belief of what I know science can and can not do I believe you are just hateful towards things because you "grew up" poo you are still a young-ling so do not talk about that which you do not know. as for Twilight nobody with sense of what is good vampire serials will not watch that poo
  66. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Nah, youngdz... I`m still young at heart, but I`m old enough to know something good when I see it, and Twilight just doesn`t fit into that bracket whatsoever. Vampires do NOT sparkle in sunlight. They don`t play baseball. And they aren`t angsty emotards. Want real vampires? Watch Bram Stoker`s Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, or Lost Boys. Still not enough? Play Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines. You`ll even learn some history of the term while you`re at it.
  67. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    taylor: I agree that Twilight has nothing to offer adult readers, but there are some children`s movies and shows that are multi-leveled and can be enjoyed by adults as well. Many old cartoons included the occasional joke for the adults. And there`s nothing wrong with reminiscing about school/fantasizing about studying magic, so I don`t see anything wrong with adults watching Harry Potter.
  68. Profile photo of crimson69
    crimson69 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Can someone explain to me what a "real" vampire is? To my knowledge vampires are a fictional species of super-natural beings. Vampires are the product of human imagination! A vampire can be whatever a person wants it to be! So if teen girls and any fans of Twilight want to belive that their vampires shine like diamonds and have emotions let them! Bram Stoker could have easily set the standard vampire to be exactly like Meyer`s and you would bitch about vampires exploding into flames in the sunlight! My point is there is no "REAL" vampires so lay off!
  69. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    crimson69... Read and learn before you go any further... Real vampires
  70. Profile photo of crimson69
    crimson69 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Oh wow Excuse me! How was I supposed to know that you were talking about the HUMAN nutjobs who call themselves vampires to justify their freakish behavior for wanting to drink blood. My skin is pale and I like rare steaks. Does that mean I`m also a vampire, an undead being of the night? I pity people who are ignorant or stupid enough to belive that a vampire is a real creature! Im sorry Taylor but your stupid. That site is for the gullible and in somecases mentally unstable regions of society.
  71. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Considering there is scientific evidence of these traits, and that they`ve existed throughout history, I`d say that you were the stupid one for scoffing at it.

    It claims right in the article that the real vampires are NOT like those you read about in books, so majority of those myths are false. Being a true vampire is more about having certain coding in your DNA that causes various traits which fit you into the category. It works much like homosexuality, or being ginger... Its all stemmed from various traits within our DNA. Its not being "undead". Its not all about drinking blood. Its simply a different category within the human evolution. Saying you don`t believe in their existence means you also can`t believe in blacks, gays, gingers, albinos, mongoloids, and dwarfs... ALL are simply names given to various traits associated with one`s DNA structure. Want to try calling me stupid again? Come back when you have a college degree...
  72. Profile photo of Animecha
    Animecha Male 18-29
    147 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    "It claims right in the article that the real vampires are NOT like those you read about in books, so majority of those myths are false."

    What a joke! So in other words they`re not vampires but they like to be called vampires and thus claim that it`s the MYTHS that are false. lol

    "Its not being "undead". Its not all about drinking blood. "

    Actually it is, in fact the old world term for `vampires` was the `masticating dead`. Just because some college student used his cursory bio knowledge to make up some pseudo science to back up his lifestyle does not a vampire make.
  73. Profile photo of crimson69
    crimson69 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Ok. I understand that their are people who crave blood because they have some issue or disorder, but a vampire began as a myth! You may give a human who has similar traits as the being in the myth the name vampire. However that does not mean that I wont look at a person who has this disorder and calls themselves a "vampire" and take them seriously. Gingers,albinos, and drawfs have *physical* traits that set them aside from other people. I should know because I am a ginger. I do not feel as if I am different than any other human because my hair is red,my eyes are blue and my pale skin is freckled. These are just different genetic traits. Your "Vampires" are people with a disorder that causes them to crave blood. Oh by the way just because you have a college degree does not mean you are smarter than anyone. I just finished my first year in college and my grades are probably much better than what you did. So don`t pull that poo. A piece of paper does not make you smart
  74. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    From the walls of text below I can accurately deduce that said posters are "nerd raging". But yeah, we`re gonna need some bad-ass vampire/werewolf flicks to reverse the damage done by Twilight.
  75. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    Hey guys, vampires are just for good (or not, when we`re talking Twilight) stories. So just stfu about it and stop raging.
  76. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    I am with Taylor Stone on this one... I have my reasons and I stick by them, I will not explain meself for this but I completely agree with Taylor Stone. they have their head on straight. ^^
  77. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Good grief, some people are actually arguing that vampires are real.

    Hairy people are real werewolves. Being a werewolf isn`t about changing form into a wolf, like being a vampire isn`t about being undead or drinking blood. Hairiness is a genetic trait.

    See? I can do it too.
  78. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Two words; Erzebet Bathory. Amd now some more words; Tortured young women and drank and bathed in their blood to keep young.
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    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:50 am
    .......vampires.... ARE NOT REAL!

    just like santa claus

    now quit wasting my time and let me get back to discussing my holiday plans with the easter bunny, he drated up with the tickets last time and i got a few words i wanna share with him!
  80. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Yo amonamarth, that prick owes me money.... Give him a slap in the mouth for me if you ever find him.
  81. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Vampire Club? They should kick Edward out
  82. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    people who make fun of twilight are as annoying as the fans
  83. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    LMAO @ the count!
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    what the fudge is that gif doing there

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