Toy Story If It Was Made As A Teen Comedy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Think about it, this is what your old toys say about you too...
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Male 1,023
yahtzee!
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Female 859
my childhood.
ruined.
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Male 6,694
Its a good think toys dont talk.
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Male 55
BunnyNaku`s posts are pointless.
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Female 5,222
LMAO
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Male 105
Andy needs a girl to blow those dice if he wants some Lady Luck ;-)
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Female 914
I had a laff at that one, but tyrice was even funnier.
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Male 907
Andy found a new Woody to play with.
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Female 72
@CurlybackJoe: no one belives you...
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Male 16
burn them
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Male 395
Meh.
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Male 1,371
...He`s ALWAYS rolling the dice.
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Male 222
I don`t get it...
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Female 351
so that`s the scene that made everybody cry?!

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Female 3,828
hee hee
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Male 2,748
hahahhaah, lol... my toys get a show then :P
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Male 2,893
Now I`m parinoid.
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Male 5,190
I remember thinking my toys were real as a kid. Ahhh child hood memories.
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Female 59
My Danger Mouse plushie has seen way too much. I put him on the bedroom bookshelf XD XD XD
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Male 621
lmao XD
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Male 25,416
lame!
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Female 2,352
Toys they see EVERYTHING.

>.>
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Female 84
@PsychGeek: I could never find a ball small enough to make a ball gag. :( I bet Ken would`ve loved it though.
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Male 558
having a bit of trouble deciphering the euphemisms...
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Female 1,798
"I used to make bondage outfits for my barbies out of black electrical tape, because I always lost all their clothes.

Probably traumatized them for the rest of their little plastic lives. :D"

did you get Ken a little gag ball and have S/M parties? `cause that what i would have done...omg I see a new toy line: Dominatrix Barbie. whips, handcuffs, and nipple clamps sold separately! (Made by Mattell)
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Female 84
I used to make bondage outfits for my barbies out of black electrical tape, because I always lost all their clothes.

Probably traumatized them for the rest of their little plastic lives. :D
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Male 503
"this reminds me of when I was little... I used to cutt eh hair off my barbies and then give them a shower. -_-"
my sister used to do that only she would shove the hair in her dresser... what makes you girls do that?
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Male 371
I should probably be ashamed to say that this scenario had already crossed my mind while watching the movie.
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Male 4,867
"this reminds me of when I was little... I used to cutt eh hair off my barbies and then give them a shower. -_-"

whats that gotta do with jerking off? i guess everyone has their `thing`
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Female 151
this reminds me of when I was little... I used to cutt eh hair off my barbies and then give them a shower. -_-
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Male 813
akijade, how do you have over 800 posts, yet you still are a completely retarded noob?
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Male 683
FAP FAP FAP
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Male 20
It`s not playing with your balls, it`s just masturbating in general. It`s generally the same hand motion.
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Male 4,680
@akijade- Except that isn`t Penny Arcade.
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Male 4,680
Heh, it`s funny because he`s masturbating.
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Female 9,475
You never know who`s watching.
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Male 1,299
LMAO!!! I dratING DIED!
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Male 2,688
@jondegi

It`s a euphemism for playing with your balls....
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Male 263
jondegi "rolling the dice" in this case means Masterbation, Jerkin It, Wankin It, Slappin the Salami or whatever it is you Canadians call it.
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Male 519
rolling the dice means he is playing with his balls.
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Male 503
@jondegi balls
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Male 509
@akijade
if Penny Arcade is where the comic came from, then they do it all the damn time....
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Female 1,798
@ domisgod:

i was thinking the same thing :p so now since you`ve said it i have to come up with another witty comment:

looks like andy has a new string to pull.

>.>
<.<
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Female 1,798
@ akijade:

shut up. if you don`t like it, leave. thanks.
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Female 188
Rolling...the dice?

Can someone explain that please? :>
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Male 4,867
Looks like Andy has a new Woody to play with
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Male 3,482
...

Now I can`t get the image out of my head of Chuckie watching me masturbate...

Worst part is... I have a Chuckie doll.

That`s going in the fire pit tonight.
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Male 263
Wrong, but funny.
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Female 1,006
Wow... really? Ripping off Penny Arcade, now? Editing out their names? Is this Ebaumsworld now?
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Male 20,148
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