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46 Responses to Top Ten Ridiculous Criminal Acts

  1. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Link: Top Ten Ridiculous Criminal Acts - More proof that natural selection no longer applies
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    pui Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    They tried to rob Chuck Norris? Hahahahaa
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    #1 Honestly takes the cake. Even when you ignore the awful "Chuck Norris Facts", robbing a world-famous martial arts expert with KNIVES is even dumber than jumping into a lion pit.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Check the "10 more unsolved mysteries of the world" link on that site, awesome stuff in there
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    did not think it was possible for someone to actually be dumb enough to rob chuck norris
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    I usually don`t actually laugh out loud, as in literally, honestly laugh out loud. But the #1 entry?! That`s freakin` classic. I so hope it`s true!
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    Seastone Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Wow. Number one was definitely unexpected. I thought Chuck Norris was a nice fellow? Maybe he was being nice in his opinion by not breaking their legs, too...
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Ok... I`m sure everyone but me knows this, but...

    So...his REAL name is Chuck Norris, apparently... what is the name of whatever character/characters he plays? ...He is an actor, right?
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    mrbear10 Female 13-17
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    wow i cant belive it! of all actors to try to rob you pick chuck norris??? what is wrong with them!!!!!!!!
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    I really wish natural selection occurred among humans. Just my wishful hoping.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    wow, picking on chuck norris? so should have known better!
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    cndman15 Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    tl/dr
  13. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    I would have LOVED to see that confrontation with Chuck Norris
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    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
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    July 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    number 5 was hilarious
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    @neko
    well it sorta does
    -living in tornado valley
    -driving drunk
    -living on fast food
    -picking a fight with chuck norris
    just to name a few
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    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    It is a funny read. But it would be nice if you guys stopped putting up websites that have Spyware and Trojanz on them.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 29, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    It is a funny read. But it would be nice if you guys stopped putting up websites that have Spyware and Trojanz on them.

    I never even notice these things. NoScript is a very useful plug-in for Firefox. The malware never even gets as far as being stopped by my AV.

    IAB should be checking, though.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 29, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Some of these are sad. Even stupid criminals don`t deserve to die.

    Some are hilarious, though. Stealing surveillance equipment from a surveillance shop stuffed with working cameras and signs telling everyone about the working cameras takes a special degree of foolishness in itself, but using your own car as the getaway vehicle and parking it next to the shop full of cameras is truly bizarre.

    Also...trying to mug Chuck Norris? With knives, no less. With guns, maybe, if you knew what you were doing, but knives? That`s worse than trying to mug him without any weapons, because it just means you`ll get hurt more. No matter how skilled someone is, they`re not going to take chances against a knife. Maybe they thought he`d laugh until he passed out.
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    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    I`m torn between the one with Chuck Norris, and the one with the Somali pirates. Both dealt with idiot criminals hopelessly outmatched, and in both cases, the perpetrators lived to witness their utter and complete fall to shame.
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    FromPortugal Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 12:04 am
    LAWL i kept laughing and laughing after reading the last one..."wrong person to mug"

    hilarious
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    Gtlegend Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2010 at 12:50 am
    Lmfao, the chuck norris story was drating hilarious :`)
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 2:11 am
    pmsl at chuck XD
    If you`re going to mug someone who does that sort of thing, even if you think it`s fake you should probably make sure first...
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:14 am
    "@neko
    well it sorta does
    -living in tornado valley
    -driving drunk
    -living on fast food
    -picking a fight with chuck norris
    just to name a few"

    You forgot evey Darwin award ever... awarded. And that pr0n terrorist one should`ve got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn`t kill him.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 4:32 am
    The Chuck Norris one was amazing. :)

    "And that pr0n terrorist one should`ve got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn`t kill him."

    Read the last line of that one.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 4:39 am
    chuck norris does have many black belts but he was NOT bruce lee`s best student. chuck norris failed lee`s training and if he does have a blackbelt he would have had to have learned it from someone else
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:41 am
    Though... actually I think #4 was the stupidest.

    In #1, they might have been hoping for a lucky stab. Hell I`ve seen Keanu Reeves do more in a movie than Chuck, I`m not scared of Keanu. They might have thought it was some similar camera work and Choreography helping out.

    The somali pirates on the other hand.... what if they even drating hit the thing? Nothing. What if they got on board? Even more screwed than when they were on their own boat.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 4:42 am
    Dragosal:
    "9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto."
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 5:29 am
    @Siyanor He played Walker...Walker Texas Ranger.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 5:29 am
    He`s also in a lot of movies but thats like the show he`s famous for.
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    MEZA Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 5:37 am
    I never realized the extent of chucks badassery
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    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:40 am
    Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:29:50 PM
    @neko
    well it sorta does
    -living in tornado valley
    -driving drunk
    -living on fast food
    -picking a fight with chuck norris
    just to name a few


    Tornado alley idiot, and living there has nothing to do with intelligence.
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    yanging Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 6:07 am
    the caption is misleading. Natural selection always applies; these criminals just fail the natural selection test
  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 6:11 am
    yeah fair enough, didnt see that part baal. jumped the gun
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    apk892 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2010 at 6:56 am
    dragosal it says he studied under bruce lee AND his best student. as in he studied under bruce lee and one more person that was bruce lee`s best student. not that he was his best student.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:30 am
    Chuck Norris = FTW
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    bombaytech Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Anyone who`s been to Dallas can believe #1
  37. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 8:15 am
    haha the chuck norris one was real funny and the lion one too...what a dumbass
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:35 am
    can`t f*ck with Chuck lol
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Good ole Chuck Norris. Thats a good story.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Chuck Norris for president.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2010 at 11:44 am
    What in the name of f*uck makes you even consider to want to try to attempt to mug Chuck Norris?

    I think Jackie Chan was next on their list.
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    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    "More proof that natural selection no longer applies" natural selection only works when beings are living in nature. We live in a almost 85% artificial man made environment.
  43. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Never mess with Chuck Norris, haha
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    dontcare91 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    Holy poo chuck norris kicks ass for realz now!

    Don`t hurt me, i can feel his presence staring at me through the interwebz right now! oh god im scared...
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Reminds me of putting `find chuck norris` in a google search engine and pressing `I`m feeling lucky.`

    Haha.

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