Top Ten Ridiculous Criminal Acts

Submitted by: SmilinSam 7 years ago in Funny
http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-truly-ridiculous-criminal-acts/

More proof that natural selection no longer applies
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Female 1,148
Reminds me of putting `find chuck norris` in a google search engine and pressing `I`m feeling lucky.`

Haha.
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Male 65
Holy poo chuck norris kicks ass for realz now!

Don`t hurt me, i can feel his presence staring at me through the interwebz right now! oh god im scared...
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Female 71
Never mess with Chuck Norris, haha
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Male 230
"More proof that natural selection no longer applies" natural selection only works when beings are living in nature. We live in a almost 85% artificial man made environment.
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Female 1,427
What in the name of f*uck makes you even consider to want to try to attempt to mug Chuck Norris?

I think Jackie Chan was next on their list.
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Female 2,120
Chuck Norris for president.
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Male 6,694
Good ole Chuck Norris. Thats a good story.
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Female 198
can`t f*ck with Chuck lol
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Male 233
haha the chuck norris one was real funny and the lion one too...what a dumbass
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Male 151
Anyone who`s been to Dallas can believe #1
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Male 953
Chuck Norris = FTW
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Male 183
dragosal it says he studied under bruce lee AND his best student. as in he studied under bruce lee and one more person that was bruce lee`s best student. not that he was his best student.
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Male 1,629
yeah fair enough, didnt see that part baal. jumped the gun
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Male 172
the caption is misleading. Natural selection always applies; these criminals just fail the natural selection test
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Male 333
Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:29:50 PM
@neko
well it sorta does
-living in tornado valley
-driving drunk
-living on fast food
-picking a fight with chuck norris
just to name a few


Tornado alley idiot, and living there has nothing to do with intelligence.
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Male 333
I never realized the extent of chucks badassery
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Female 1,380
He`s also in a lot of movies but thats like the show he`s famous for.
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Female 1,380
@Siyanor He played Walker...Walker Texas Ranger.
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Male 4,546
Dragosal:
"9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto."
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Male 4,546
Though... actually I think #4 was the stupidest.

In #1, they might have been hoping for a lucky stab. Hell I`ve seen Keanu Reeves do more in a movie than Chuck, I`m not scared of Keanu. They might have thought it was some similar camera work and Choreography helping out.

The somali pirates on the other hand.... what if they even drating hit the thing? Nothing. What if they got on board? Even more screwed than when they were on their own boat.
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Male 1,629
chuck norris does have many black belts but he was NOT bruce lee`s best student. chuck norris failed lee`s training and if he does have a blackbelt he would have had to have learned it from someone else
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Male 4,546
The Chuck Norris one was amazing. :)

"And that pr0n terrorist one should`ve got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn`t kill him."

Read the last line of that one.
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Male 5,189
Yea that last 1 was awesome to read.
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Male 509
"@neko
well it sorta does
-living in tornado valley
-driving drunk
-living on fast food
-picking a fight with chuck norris
just to name a few"

You forgot evey Darwin award ever... awarded. And that pr0n terrorist one should`ve got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn`t kill him.
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Male 509
pmsl at chuck XD
If you`re going to mug someone who does that sort of thing, even if you think it`s fake you should probably make sure first...
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Male 36
Lmfao, the chuck norris story was drating hilarious :`)
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Male 304
LAWL i kept laughing and laughing after reading the last one..."wrong person to mug"

hilarious
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Male 527
I`m torn between the one with Chuck Norris, and the one with the Somali pirates. Both dealt with idiot criminals hopelessly outmatched, and in both cases, the perpetrators lived to witness their utter and complete fall to shame.
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Male 12,365
Some of these are sad. Even stupid criminals don`t deserve to die.

Some are hilarious, though. Stealing surveillance equipment from a surveillance shop stuffed with working cameras and signs telling everyone about the working cameras takes a special degree of foolishness in itself, but using your own car as the getaway vehicle and parking it next to the shop full of cameras is truly bizarre.

Also...trying to mug Chuck Norris? With knives, no less. With guns, maybe, if you knew what you were doing, but knives? That`s worse than trying to mug him without any weapons, because it just means you`ll get hurt more. No matter how skilled someone is, they`re not going to take chances against a knife. Maybe they thought he`d laugh until he passed out.
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Male 12,365
[quote]It is a funny read. But it would be nice if you guys stopped putting up websites that have Spyware and Trojanz on them.[/quote]

I never even notice these things. NoScript is a very useful plug-in for Firefox. The malware never even gets as far as being stopped by my AV.

IAB should be checking, though.
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Female 231
It is a funny read. But it would be nice if you guys stopped putting up websites that have Spyware and Trojanz on them.
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Male 2,419
@neko
well it sorta does
-living in tornado valley
-driving drunk
-living on fast food
-picking a fight with chuck norris
just to name a few
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Female 93
number 5 was hilarious
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Female 697
I would have LOVED to see that confrontation with Chuck Norris
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Male 328
tl/dr
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Male 25,417
wow, picking on chuck norris? so should have known better!
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Female 697
I really wish natural selection occurred among humans. Just my wishful hoping.
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Female 136
wow i cant belive it! of all actors to try to rob you pick chuck norris??? what is wrong with them!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,184
Ok... I`m sure everyone but me knows this, but...

So...his REAL name is Chuck Norris, apparently... what is the name of whatever character/characters he plays? ...He is an actor, right?
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Female 612
Wow. Number one was definitely unexpected. I thought Chuck Norris was a nice fellow? Maybe he was being nice in his opinion by not breaking their legs, too...
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Male 4,431
I usually don`t actually laugh out loud, as in literally, honestly laugh out loud. But the #1 entry?! That`s freakin` classic. I so hope it`s true!
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Male 519
did not think it was possible for someone to actually be dumb enough to rob chuck norris
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Male 15,510
Check the "10 more unsolved mysteries of the world" link on that site, awesome stuff in there
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Male 4,680
#1 Honestly takes the cake. Even when you ignore the awful "Chuck Norris Facts", robbing a world-famous martial arts expert with KNIVES is even dumber than jumping into a lion pit.
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Female 3,574
They tried to rob Chuck Norris? Hahahahaa
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Female 3,598
Link: Top Ten Ridiculous Criminal Acts [Rate Link] - More proof that natural selection no longer applies
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