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79 Responses to Top 10 Bible Reviews On Amazon.com [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Link: Top 10 Bible Reviews On Amazon.com - Sacrelicious!
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:37 am
    lmfao

    i laughed hard at "almost preachy in tone"
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    Samosah Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Can`t wait for the movie. :D
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:39 am
    lol, love it!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:41 am
    KJV sucks anyway, go NIV!
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Too funny! `Not his best work` F*cking epic!
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    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:48 am
    what a surprise, another anti-christian post from fancylad
  8. Profile photo of SuperNerdFTW
    SuperNerdFTW Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:49 am
    #2 made me laugh :P
  9. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:56 am
    @ForAllThSin

    Majority of IABers are atheist and find stuff like this funny. Were they to post something PRO-Christian, the same atheists would be in the comments tearing it apart.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I don`t mean to upset Christians, but that was SO funny!
  11. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Also this isn`t very offensive, as far as offensive things go. It`s funny things people have said about the bible. Do Christians have no sense of humour? Because that sucks.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:02 am
    `almost preachy in tone` - jokes
  13. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:03 am
    LMAO. A good shot to religion is always welcome, and usually funny as hell.
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    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:05 am
    effing hilarious.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:14 am
    "Do Christians have no sense of humour? Because that sucks."

    what do you expect, sheep can`t laugh.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:25 am
    #6 LOL
  17. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:26 am
    :D
  18. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:27 am
    lmao that cracked me up.
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    lllBorislll Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:32 am
    LMFAO, loved it
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:34 am
    lol that was awesome
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Do Christians have no sense of humour? Because that sucks.
    Only the insecure ones.
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    fknloser Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
    I like the look on the `ol J-man`s face up there... lol ... kinda like "Fo-shizzle, i thought the same thing"
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    cookii Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
    hahaha, that was hilarious
  24. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:47 am
    oh i know taylor, being an atheist is super trendy
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Are they reviewing just the original? Or the sequal too?

    Testament and Testament II
    Starring Charlton Heston!


    Of course, if you`re Mormon you get the third installment in the Trinity Trilogy, the book of Mormorn or

    "Testament III" Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Ohhhhh...Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, that is friggen funny! *A chuckling christian here*. :-D
  27. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Sacralicious! Haha perfect.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    "almost preachy in tone"

    hah, nice
  29. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "Majority of IABers are atheist and find stuff like this funny. Were they to post something PRO-Christian, the same atheists would be in the comments tearing it apart."

    so true haha...I think that`s why I like IAB, many of us arent brainwashed :P
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I`m a Lutheran but I still find this funny.
  31. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    "oh i know taylor, being an atheist is super trendy"

    Its not about being trendy. Its about the realization that its okay to have imaginary friends when you`re a kid, but when you talk to an imaginary figure as an adult, it just shows you`re either insane, immature, or just plain retarded.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    the biggest reason i can never talk to athiests is that it is impossible to find a common starting point with someone who believes i am insane
    tylor
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "oh i know taylor, being an atheist is super trendy"

    Its not about being trendy. Its about the realization that its okay to have imaginary friends when you`re a kid, but when you talk to an imaginary figure as an adult, it just shows you`re either insane, immature, or just plain retarded.


    it could also mean you tried for years to feel something, or anything, when in church.

    and all you felt was bored and ripped off.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    If you found this funny, it`s worth it to take a quick jog over to amazon.com to look at the reviews for the various publications of the bible, but don`t stop there. Look at the comments for the reviews. There`s a whole lot of trollin` going on.
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    campofclay Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    That`s a funny.
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    @screwszlooose

    I tried Catholic church (my family is Catholic) and got drastically bored. I even studied various other religions, much to the dismay of my family, trying to find one that made sense to me. I`ve always approached things with a logical and scientific mind, even from youth... I just couldn`t buy into any of it. It was all based on fantasy and things that just "magically" happen.
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    ZNaught Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    So, it was raided by atheists? Cool?
  38. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    As long as it isnt the torah ,im alright
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    random
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    " its okay to have imaginary friends when you`re a kid, but when you talk to an imaginary figure as an adult, it just shows you`re either insane, immature, or just plain retarded."

    well, since you put it that way... YES. That`s right. People who hear voices are usually a few fries short of a Happy Meal
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    aersixb9 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    I heard it was mostly metaphorical, along with different word/context usage in old british english vs. modern legalese english, along with heavy censorship of the book. That being said, most people have not red it, including critics and christians alike. Note that anyone who lives by king james literally is breaking a ton of laws, and under no situation should jesus`s actions in leviticus be replicated, especially in a market or bank.
  42. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    July 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "People who hear voices are usually a few fries short of a Happy Meal"

    best saying ive heard all day :D haha
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    As long as it isnt the torah ,im alright
    Please tell me you`re joking. The torah is the first five books of the old testament. What`s more, the rest of the tanakh (jewish canon) - nivi`im and ketuvim comprise the rest of the old testament. Half that book that you don`t care about is the basis of judaism. Personally, I`m happy if you don`t care, but I`m shocked your ignorance. I get the feeling I just got trolled.
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    Seastone Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    "...under no situation should jesus`s actions in leviticus be replicated, especially in a market or bank"

    I`d say anyone who has so infirm a grasp of the Bible as to believe the laws in Leviticus apply today or were intended to apply today is someone Christ himself would not be very happy with. Jesus never said stone the gays/adulterers/sinners, but that he who is without sin should cast the first stone and that the greatest commandment was to love one another. I`m not trying to get preachy, just giving an example of how hypocritical most Christians are. And I am a Christian myself, so I know.
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    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    religion: a sure-fire way to make two complete strangers argue for hours on end
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    "Talk about a preachy book, I mean it`s sin this and sin that."
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    Morrigann Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    "and under no situation should jesus`s actions in leviticus be replicated, especially in a market or bank."
    Fun fact: Jesus wasnt in Leviticus. Also, he broke most of those rules on a regular basis. The man knew how to party! He rolled with a posse, hung out with whores, and could make wine whenever. Plus, he could cure the "lame"!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Calvin Coolidge (US President #30) was a man of few words. He went to church one day and when he got home his wife said "What did the Minister preach about dear?"

    "Sin"

    "Oh... and what did he have to say about it?"

    "Against it"
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    We all know the REAL Jesus got left out of the Bible... We just got the stories about all he good things he did... I imagine Jesus as the original frat-boy... Morrigann said it... He kept a crew around him at all times, rolled with whores, and could get drunk anytime he wanted... Then when he woke up with the Clap, he was just "Pfft...I ain`t hearin this." and it was gone...
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    WTF no TLDR?
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    I love how so many people think they know what they`re talking about when it comes to the Bible, especially with things Jesus said. How many people won`t acknowledge most of the OT but when it comes to things such as creation, Heaven, Hell, and gay rights they`re all up in that?

    Seriously I don`t even believe in any of that and I know more than most of those hypocrites.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    People who use bible quotes to prove a point are stupid. cuz i can guarentee somewhere in there is a quote of the exact opposite thing. Pointless.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    In before Elkingo posts his pic AGAIN:



    Because clearly mildly humourous posts such as this prove that I-A-B is just a front for blatant Satanism. Right?
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    "Almost Preachy"

    lol
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    HEY!!!!! Lord of the Rings will forever be the greatest book of all time!! ^_^
  56. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    So...umm...

    What exactly IS the ending to the Bible?
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    Batu Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    @davymid The upside down cross isn`t a satanic symbol at all. John the Baptist asked to be crucified upside down because he felt he didn`t deserve to die like Jesus.
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    lost2uandurs Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    Keep em comin IAB, there is nothing better than the irate responses I get from linking these posts to my girlfriend`s mother.. "Good ending", absolutely priceless..
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    Ahrimanyama Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    YES, kicking people in the testaments!
  60. Profile photo of lost2uandurs
    lost2uandurs Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    "What exactly IS the ending to the Bible?"

    Revelation= Armageddon, the end of the world. A happy ending if I`ve ever read one. =)
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    Ah, I see, so the Bible is intended to be read as dystopian literature...

    Evil god is merciless but the ruler of everything, Jesus says "OMG ur bad" and a few people agree with him, everything ends "badly" (according to some people) anyway.

    Sounds exactly like Brave New World, and much like 1984.
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    elbat Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 12:30 am
    I knew that black color on this site wasn`t a coincindence....
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2010 at 1:25 am
    > lost2uandurs
    >> "What exactly IS the ending to the Bible?"
    > Revelation= Armageddon, the end of the world. A happy ending if I`ve ever read one

    Um no, you must have stopped reading Revelation halfway through. In the midst of the New Heaven and the New Earth stands the Tree of Life, everyone has fast cheap internet, no lawyers and streets of gold, and everyone lives happily ever after forever.
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    quasihickory Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 3:06 am
    @Siyanor, wtf? It`s nothing like neither of those books. Stop trying to make yourself seem clever you little douche.
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    quasihickory Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 3:37 am
    *either
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 4:24 am
    I lol`ed at number 6.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2010 at 4:44 am
    "Revelation= Armageddon, the end of the world. A happy ending if I`ve ever read one "

    Doh! You could have put a SPOILER warning in first...
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 6:33 am
    "Spoiler alert!!!!!!"



    Everybody dies at the end.
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    lost2uandurs Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 7:29 am
    "Um no, you must have stopped reading Revelation halfway through. In the midst of the New Heaven and the New Earth stands the Tree of Life, everyone has fast cheap internet, no lawyers and streets of gold, and everyone lives happily ever after forever."
    Isn`t that contingent on accepting the whole what-his-face died for my sins so I don`t burn for masturbating etc. So basically its one of those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, it`s either "THE END" or "Go to Rev 21.1"
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    July 20, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Jesus, the Hercules of the bible. Like Hercules, Jesus never existed, and the stories attributed to the character; like the myth made stories that have came before; "moralize", "teach", and "exemplify" what a "proper" christian suppose to be.

    Unfortunately for those of fundamentalist and evangelical christians of today are not christian in the way the bible says a christian is to behave. The "proper" christians as described by the bible are "hippies". Jesus would stand with and for poor, downtrodden, disadvantaged. The drug users, the street walkers, the diseased.

    Also the corruption that occurred of the `religion` when it was adopted by the Roman Empire also moves those who say they are christian away from what is say a "proper" chrastian is in the bible.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 8:15 am
    theres no debate whether Jesus existed or not, it`s a historic fact that he did...
    silly BrimstoneOne, it makes everything else you say irrelevant because i cant believe someone who would get something so fundamentaly wrong like that!


    but anyway, picture made me lol
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
    It is a historic fact that jesus existed.............. hmm non religious based proofs pls. I will accept a copy of his drivers licence or birth certificate
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Oh and btw ruthless1990 are you seriously saying because you believe that brimstoneone made a point that you dont agree with that somehow everything else he says is automatically irrelevant... wow just wow and people wonder where the whole fingers stuffed so far in your ears you gave yourself a mental handicap view of religious poeple come from
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2010 at 9:26 am
    It is not known for sure if Jesus really existed, but it is likely. BrimstoneOne and ruthless1990 cannot claim to know one way or the other since the best evidence uncovered to date is highly contentious. To claim that you know for a fact show you to be biased and unreliable.

    puppies04, you want non-religious evidence from a time where religion was everything? What, you want to find a rock that says, "Jesus was here, 20 A.D."? Much of the evidence for Jesus is religious in nature. That does not mean it all stems from the Bible. Josephus and Pliny are probably the best non-religious sources, but those sources are questionable. Archeology has found that events in the Bible do have a basis in reality. I don`t think any credible historian takes the Bible literally, but neither would they discount it as completely as you seem to.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    quasi, can you explain the difference for me?

    I`ve never read the Bible, but based on what I`ve heard, it`s exactly the same.
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    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
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    July 20, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Ha, I love reviews.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    I feel like cartoon Jesus is giving me this look that says "You`re all stupid...and going to hell."
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
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    July 21, 2010 at 1:44 am
    ...another `daddy couldnt hug me`
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    0megaZer0 Female 70 & Over
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    July 25, 2010 at 3:53 am
    @ anyone in question about the existance of Jesus:
    wikipedia.org /wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

    while his deity status, and/or any details about his life can never be confirmed or denied to ANY degree of probability, It is pretty much fact that Jesus the man existed.

    It it not 100% certain, technically, but to argue otherwise (to argue that he definitely did not exist, or that it is `unlikely`) show either your ignorance or your denial.

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