This Is Still Why You`re Fat, America! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Mmmm, ribs.
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Female 9
Am I the only one thinking of Fat Ba$tard jokes right now?
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Male 53
never trust a skinny cook... so id trust him with my kids... mainly cuz im curious how they taste..
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Female 101
I bet his name is Buba.
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Female 71
Those dont look like ribs one bit
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Male 687
what a nice snack
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Male 123
When the zombie apocalypse happens, he`ll be a Boomer.

Seriously.
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Male 37
i bet dat foo make sum good food
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Female 470
than the ones who don`t. Length requirement got me again, haha.
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Female 470
Litoria, I will say I agree with you that ignorance has a lot to do with it. A lot of people just go straight to the sign that says "5 for 5", and buy that stuff because they know it tastes good and will last them awhile. I know a lot of people that stock up on Ramen noodles for this same reason; it might not be healthy, but they can get 300 packs of it for that $30 you`re spending on produce. They don`t think about the nutritional value, they just look at the price tag. I see this mostly in my friends who are unemployed or have very low incomes.

I`m more like you when I actually can afford to shop for groceries -- I make sure to check out the produce section of the supermarket every time I go to the store and see how much I can get for my buck. I know that you actually can get produce at a reasonable price; I shouldn`t have worded it like I didn`t. However, I`m noticing the people that actually can afford groceries spend less and have better quality food than the
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Female 2
@penguinazul: Ok, I read your previous post carefully but what I don`t get is why you appear to be defending that attitude rather than trying to debunk it. Are things really that bad in the states? I can buy a whole bunch of groceries, fresh veg that is, for maybe $30? That will last a week at least. Meat is more expensive but it really doesn`t cost us that much to cook and eat at home. In fact, we generally find take out more expensive if we buy enough to fill us. I`ve heard the "poor people can`t afford to eat healthy" thing. I`m not sure I believe it. Sometimes it sounds like they just don`t know any better. Almost everything I cook I learned off my mother. I guess if there is no-one to watch and learn from it only takes one generation for those skills to be lost.
If the system focused a little energy on educating people on nutrition and healthy eating everyone struggling with weight issues could be a lot better off.
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Male 1,164
Speaking on topic of the most recent posts...

I have to admit, I like being sexy right now. It`s just a shame that according to Murphy`s Law, I shall stop being sexy the moment I get interested in dating again.
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Female 470
Continued because I hit the button:

There`s a lot of things you can do to make produce last longer, but if you have a single mother or even a couple who`s working 2-3 jobs just to support their families, they don`t have a lot of time to spend on that kind of stuff. I`m not saying ALL families are like this, but a lot are. If you had to choose between eating junk and starving to death, which would you choose?

And yes, I`m overweight, but I`m not a pig and I actually do eat pretty healthy, especially since I`m trying to lose some weight. I love how you chose to make a generalization about me simply because I said I understood why someone would buy junk food as opposed to healthy food because of the price. RUDE.
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Female 470
@litoria: Woah there! Notice how I started the ENTIRE post by saying "Not that I don`t eat healthy". I`m not saying chips are good for you or that you should eat them everyday; of course you shouldn`t. I used to work at a grocery store, and this was the poo people were buying. It made sense to me. I`m not saying that that is what they SHOULD be buying, I`m simply saying that I could see why someone would think it`s a better value. Don`t jump to conclusions. I was just using the apple vs. chips thing as an example of why a lower-class family might choose chips over apples.

Of course, you should choose the apple because it`s better for you. But initially, we were talking about POOR families (not ME). Lower class families, that I`ve noticed, tend to buy more junk food because typically, you can buy large quantities of it and it`ll last a really long time.
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Female 2

"potato chips, especially store brand, can often go on sale for 5 bags of chips for $5. That`s $1 a bag, and at about 8 servings a bag, that`s like buying 40 of the mini bags at $.13 a piece. If you were to buy a bag of apples, this can also cost roughly $5. For the same price you can get 5 WHOLE BAGS of chips, you get about 8 apples/servings. Which means you`d get the same amount of servings in ONE bag of chips for the price of FIVE. If YOU were poor, which would YOU choose?"

This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Yes, the chips are cheaper. The reason you are fat is because you are counting chips as something you should eat everyday. I literally can`t remember the last time I had chips. Have you ever tried just not having them? I`m guessing they aren`t a main meal. How about passing up that snack altogether?
Also, How much more apple do you get for your $5? You are not only geting more apple than chip, but nutritional value as well.

Yes yo
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Female 470
And to add to this, it happens to guys when they turn 25, hahaha.
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Female 470
Then something happened between ages 17-21 and alot of them got fat. Some reeeaal fat. like GOOOOOT DAAAMMMN fat. But its cool because I don`t bring my own cushion anyway
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This is so true; I`ve been overweight my entire life so this didn`t affect me, but I see that half the girls in my graduating class if they aren`t already my size or bigger, they`re heading in that direction.
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Male 235
That guy is so fat, he`s about to swallow his own head!
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Male 237
jesus christ in a taxi cab that is one fat FCK!!
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Female 4,039
I want to try those ribs - fat people are the best cooks.
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Male 6,694
That is one big dude. He is the size of the smoker. You know that food is amazing though.
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Male 2,591
zacxta1: you`re still young now, but when I was your age, yea, most of the girls were skinny. Then something happened between ages 17-21 and alot of them got fat. Some reeeaal fat. like GOOOOOT DAAAMMMN fat. But its cool because I don`t bring my own cushion anyway
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Male 193
The healthy vs junk food argument is retarded. I`ve seen plenty of people getting fat on healthy food and plenty of people unable to gain weight on junk food. Getting fat seems to be a combination of bad metabolism, excess calory intake and lack of exercise. Granted, junk food does help, but it`s hardly the only factor.
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Female 159
"well did you know that most american kids are slim? No offence, but the adults are the ones that are feeding themselves the mc d`s and burger king 24/7."

And who feeds the children? Oh yeah the adults! If I had control of what I ate when I was a kid I would have eaten McDonalds 24/7 too lol.
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Male 107
i don`t know what`s more disturbing; the picture, or the grammar in the title.
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Male 450
usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa
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Male 22
well did you know that most american kids are slim? No offence, but the adults are the ones that are feeding themselves the mc d`s and burger king 24/7.
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Male 1,184
Yeah, LuvsIt, if you want to buy organic, healthful foods only... unless you`re a millionaire, you are going to die of starvation, and if you are a millionaire, you`ll rid all the nearby grocery stores of their entire organic stock just in order to survive.
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Female 470
"if the cost of a head of lettuce is $2.99 and a fast food place can give you a meal for $2.00 your going for the Mc.Donalds"

This. I`ve made this point on another post. Not that I don`t eat healthy, but junk food is cheaper than healthy food. Produce, especially fruit, often goes buy weight as opposed to quantity, which means a lot of time you end up paying more for less. With junk food, you can often buy large quantities of food for very little.

For example, potato chips, especially store brand, can often go on sale for 5 bags of chips for $5. That`s $1 a bag, and at about 8 servings a bag, that`s like buying 40 of the mini bags at $.13 a piece. If you were to buy a bag of apples, this can also cost roughly $5. For the same price you can get 5 WHOLE BAGS of chips, you get about 8 apples/servings. Which means you`d get the same amount of servings in ONE bag of chips for the price of FIVE. If YOU were poor, which would YOU choose?
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Female 247
that guys legs are like tree trunks!!!
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Male 2,893
Mmmmmmmmm.......
Yummy.
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Female 14
looks very tasty :D
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Male 462
Looks like something is sticking out of his chest near his left arm pit.o_O
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Male 52
@luvsite there are many lower-class Americans who can`t afford a healthy meal, if the cost of a head of lettuce is $2.99 and a fast food place can give you a meal for $2.00 your going for the Mc.Donalds also factor in that many americans are working 2 or 3 jobs just to support their families and don`t have time to prepare a wholesome dinner, meaning they have to go to a fast food joint which can afford to sell food for so little because of farm subsidies
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Female 19
2/3 of Americans are now overweight or Obese, and childhood obesity is rising. Don`t blame it on fast-food restaurants, because you have a choice to buy that big mac meal, or have a healthy salad instead. And STOP letting your kids have mc-d`s everyday. This generation of kids wont live to surpase the age on their own parents at this rate.
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Male 1,184
paddyt07, this state of... sexiness?
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Male 194
@Iambored29
I thought we had something special. I really did. But now you went and betrayed my trust. What about all of these private messages you`ve been sending me!? The ones telling me all the dirty things you want to do to me? I told you no, but you`re just so persistent. I GUESS ITS OVER.
WHATEVER, ITS OKAY.
T_T
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Female 2,120
@LtFurpie That`s what the Comfort Wipe is for.
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Male 1,013
can his little t-rex arms reach back far enough to wipe his butt after a nice satisfying poop?
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Male 2,424
So, wait, it`s all this guys fault?

Is he like, Santa Claus, sneaking down our chimney and shoving bbq chicken in our sleeping stomachs? Glad we know who is responsible at last.
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Female 130
those eyes look like the same type of eye Patric Stewart would have if he were that guys weight. Don`t know what the shape is referred too as but it tends to develop later in life with the outer corner of the upper eye lid slightly draping over the lower.
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Male 1,067
This is seriously horrific. How can anyone let themselves get into this state?!
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Male 1,184
kiriluv, do you know what South Asian MEANS?

He does indeed look like he`s at least half South Asian. Probably not full, but maybe.
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Female 15,763
Oh god, the cankles.. they... THEY`VE REACHED CRITICAL MASS!
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Male 37
.....lmao
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Female 100
Actually, the BBQ sauce caramelizes, and does turn dark, but that doesn`t mean burned. I BBQ a lot, and even make my own BBQ sauce. It`s very high in sugar. By caramelizing the sauce, it makes the smokey flavor have a sweet undertone.
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Male 126
burnt bbq sauce adds flavour! don`t knock it! eat!
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Female 343
Just a note, MissVass: I LOVE my bbq ribs burnt lol (they are more moist in the oven, however, but the bbq sauce doesnt stick). And no, I`m not fat, like heart-attack-victim-waiting-to-happen up there. Someone needs to step in and intervene with that guy`s lifestyle or he`s dead before long. I`m always amazed at how people let themselves get so big.
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Male 2,229
love the BBQ set up, but the guy needs to loose a lot of weight. If was any bigger, he`ll be as wide as he is tall.
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Female 10
This man needs a BBQ lesson. He added his sauce too soon. BBQ sauce is high in sugar and will burn. "oh but it`s blackened" F that. It`s burnt.
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Male 784
He`s having Alien for dinner. Good on ya, Mister.
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Female 843
When I see people like this, it gives me inspiration to keep my family healthy. I really can`t understand how people let themselves get like that!
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Male 14
Haha I love how it`s hooked up to a rotation device so he literally doesnt have to do anything but salivate as his meat cooks. You America! So lazy!

Keep it up Fancy, reading comments from angry Americans is so so funny.
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Female 855
kairobert
and most of Europe doesn`t shave and smell like a dead buffalo.
so get bent.
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Male 648
How is it a stereotype when there are actual statistics backing it up lol?

Obesity is a major problem in the US, no not all of us are fat, not all of us are obese...but alot are.

@poonhat

Get over yourself, nobody is drating your mom, she looks like the dude in the picture, but with a longer beard.
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Female 31
Guys, get over it! It`s a stereotype! Saying "Well I`m not fat, so this is obviously false" doen`t qualifiy.
Contrary to popular opinion, not all British people have bad teeth. Nor do we all drink tea or know the queen. Shocking, isn`t it?
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Male 384
"this is a pic of a fat guy, all americans must be fat!"

right, and that means all of you are a bunch of strange mustache wearing mama`s boys who want to blame all their problems on the jews?

my AWESOME country has nearly 400 million people, and we come in all shapes and sizes.....every one of them better than you.
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Male 27
Aaand USA just got told.
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Male 194
@kairobert
About 100% of your mom drated me last night.
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Male 1,623
""Yeah but most americans aren`t ;D"
Oh, really? :I "

About 70% of American adults are overweight.

About 25% of American adults are obese.

www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/trends.html
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Female 193
"Yeah but most americans aren`t ;D"
Oh, really? :I
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Male 54
"I bet I`m in better shape than most of the Euro/Canadian whatevers who post this stuff"
Yeah but most americans aren`t ;D
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Male 2,506
Guys, the food eating world record holder has the best stomach ever.
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Male 1,557
Holy hell that guy looks like a wardrobe.
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Male 1,256
I want, now.
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Male 123
I bet I`m in better shape than most of the Euro/Canadian whatevers who post this stuff
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Female 20
Why is it that severely obese people have such short arms????
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Female 203
No, he`s not Asian...his cheeks are just too fat, they push up on his eyelids. Duh.
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Male 503
most hot dog contest winners are losers in real life
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Male 147
He looks Asian to me, Southern Asian; but still Asian.
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Male 542
America is so fat! We suck ass!
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Male 722
I like how everyone sees one fat man and yells America XD
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Male 430
He almost BBQed enough for two.
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Male 1,287
Goddamn he`s a fat drat. The crew of the Steve Erwin`s gonna start hanging out around him to keep him safe. Jesus Christ
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Female 1,077
i`m not fat. yaaaay!
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Male 207
I will not stand up for my country when it comes to health because I know what a joke we have become and the best part is most of the obese people are living off of food stamps. They eat better than the hard working people.
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Female 9
That looks a little weird... kinda like a shriveled up barbequed sequeda.
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Male 316
I love baby back ribs FTW
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Male 12,138
[quote]"Hey honey, the entree is nearly ready! How`s the main course in the nuclear reactor going?"[/quote]
I like your style, but to our dear American friends the entree isn`t the starter, it actually IS the main course. Starter, then Entree.

Yeah, confused me too at first - I don`t speak me no Euro, but I thought the clue was kinda in the title.
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Male 782
Correction, that is why HE is fat. Although bashing Americans does seem to bring traffic to the site.
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Male 191
I`ve never seen ribs, or at least not ribs cooked, like that
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Female 446
Dear God.
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Female 204
I <3 Ripper!!
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Male 353
"Hey honey, the entree is nearly ready! How`s the main course in the nuclear reactor going?"
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Male 11,739
That was just his mid-afternoon snack.
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Male 8
I didn`t know Michael Moore is making a barbeque documentary.
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Male 285
his feet are almost round. Thats a baller-ass grill tho.
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Female 407
ew..
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Male 931
Ripper is todays winner :)
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Male 886
Awww, look at the little fella.

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Male 648
Thats not a t-shirt, its a queen size bed sheet with a hole in it.
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Male 8,302
How the F do u get that big? No seriously. Seriously! It looks like his arms wouldn`t even be able to reach his a*s to wipe! Sometime in the intervening years, wouldn`t you think there`d be a single moment where you`d say "Hey, I can`t even see my d*ck any more, perhaps its time I lost some weight..."
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Male 25,417
om nom nom! what kind of meat is that?
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Male 312
Ripper398 Wins!
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Male 593
His tee is like the size of my duvet!
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Male 3,915
lol ripper...
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Male 1,596
i don`t think i`ve ever seen an industrial size bbq like that, it looks like the frame was once part of a cement mixer.
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Female 1,604
jeeeeeeeeeeeze he can`t even put his legs anywhere near each other.
And just to point out bbqing is healthier than frying LOL.
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Male 71
....Ripper398 that was epic! i laughed for 10 minutes
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Female 3,562
Hell if I had money for a grill like that and the meat I`d probably get that fat too. Sure, he`s a land-whale, but I bet that poo is delicious.
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Male 1,313
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I`ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you`ll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of lard?
Fat white trash, cooking in his back yard?
Why don`t you try simply eating some fruit?
Or can you not bare something healthy from a root?

You`ll get no
You`ll get no
You`ll get no sexy time

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you`re not fat and lazy you will go far
You will live in sexy time too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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Male 560
"I hate ribs. It`s like paying 10 dollars for a bunch of bones coated in a thin layer of meat."

Learn to buy better ribs. Or just order just buy rib tips if the bone is that much of an irritation for you.
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Female 1,181
what`s he wearing? a bed sheet?
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Male 233
that`s just for him by the way
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Male 141
"You`re implying that he actually had sex at least three times?"

Triplets, yo.
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Male 877
ricky grover eats america...
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Male 1,625
He`s got t rex arms from being so big.
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Male 5,624
"You`re implying that he actually had sex at least three times?"
That does not guarantee he had sex. It only mean that he had access to children.
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Male 17,512
Never trust a skinny chef.
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Male 9,305
Hefty man is hefty.
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Male 3,014
"Excerpt from his diary:
July 24th - It`s been 2 days since I ran out of gas. All the food is long gone and I have resorted to cannibalism. Just finished eating my third child, I`m rapidly running out of kids to eat."

You`re implying that he actually had sex at least three times?
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Male 3,014
I hate ribs. It`s like paying 10 dollars for a bunch of bones coated in a thin layer of meat.
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Male 2,121
Excerpt from his diary:
July 24th - It`s been 2 days since I ran out of gas. All the food is long gone and I have resorted to cannibalism. Just finished eating my third child, I`m rapidly running out of kids to eat.
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Male 1,184
He`s pretty hot.
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Male 877
Que obligitry old glory in background...
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Male 670
mmm thats looks good
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Male 19
Wipe his ass hell. He can`t even shake his dally whacker.
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Male 118
Are his arms long enough to wipe ass?
I`m in doubt here...
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Female 4,376
I`ve seen worse actually.
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Male 1,129
nom nom nom nom
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Female 1,148
That guy is a bus.
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Male 519
I feel bad for whoever is going to have to carry his casket when he dies
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Male 509
*OM NOM NOM NOM*
...NO! IT`S MINE AND YOU CAN`T HAVE ANY!
*OM NOM NOM*
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Female 1,690
his shoes are exploding
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Male 2,034
Jesus. drating. Christ. That guy. Is massive. MASSIVE.
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Male 39,614
look like scewered beef curtains.... but if it`s BBQ`d I`ll eat it!
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Male 639
It`s sad because he can`t clap at the monster truck rally.
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Female 850
dad?
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Male 1,834
nom nom nom
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Male 84
I dont know whats cooking but i can almost guarantee it will be delicious
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Female 5,222
is it me or does his arms look suuuper tiny o0?
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Male 1,399
Those, ah, look a bit done.
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Male 41
so fat he doesnt even care that they`re 30% burned. If you`re gonna be fat LEARN HOW TO COOK.
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Female 4,086
what part of what animal is that? oh, and BTW, are those about a 55 DD? and check out those cankles!!!
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Male 31
He has tiny shoes.
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Male 4,014
that looks good as hell
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Male 333
Nothin like some good ol home cookin!
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Male 621
I don`t know what that is but i want to eat it :3
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Male 491
Dude, have a salad
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Female 3,726
Is it too much to ask that you stop stuffing your face with flesh and actually eat these things called "veggies".
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Male 38
I`m thinking those aren`t actually ribs... D:
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Female 3,726
WHAT THE dratING HELL????

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Male 4,680
I am amazed that it`s possible to get that fat and not immediately die of a heart attack.
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Male 20,830
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