Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Tech

Because NO ONE cares about the mundane parts of your life.
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Female 3
And this is why I don`t use Twitter.
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Male 151
Fight club reference! Awesome. "Self destruction on the other hand..."
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Male 127
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nidonemo, you actually use a social networking website to network?! For something USEFUL!?
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Male 241
oatmeal pWnz
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Female 302
I wish these rules/guidelines were included in the terms and agreements clauses on social media websites.
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Male 6,694
Im not a Tweet. I an I-A-B er! Thats whats up.
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Female 248
twitter is so drating stupid
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Male 9,306
"....what else IS there to tweet about?"

Well I use mine for my stories, reviews, yelps, and occasional nonsense. It`s a nice promotional tool. Hell, I get paid to tweet daily menu specials at work among other tasks at my restaurant.
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Male 31
....what else IS there to tweet about?
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Female 1,212
"Am I the last person on earth without a Twitter? "

Nope. I do,`t have a twitter. Probably never will.
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Female 94
Am I the last person on earth without a Twitter?
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 1,386
The only thing worse than people talking about eating, is when they`re being pompous about what they`re eating as if they`re some sort of gourmet food critic.
Annoying: I ate cake. Yum cake.
REALLY Annoying: I just had the most scrumptious chocolate torte with marzipan. The caramel lacework was delicate and crisp, while the dusting of roasted cacao gave it a deeper note of old growth forest blahblah. Perfection. magnifique. Sublime. drivel.blahblah.
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Male 587
If you are spending enough time on twitter to read these posts then that seems it would be your fault for wasting your own time on the website.
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Male 587
So basically do not post ANYTHING?!?
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Male 12
Brilliant and spot the drat on. I`m so tired of people posting, "I just ate a sandwich." "I had a bad dream" "I like tomatoes" "My boyfriend thinks I`m cute but my mom said I need to lose another 140lbs (10 stone)."
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Male 1,678
Twitter, Facebook etc ... just hi-tech ways of creeping for the modern day stalker
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Male 37
i just lol`d at the bird each time xD
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Male 6
I like twitter because, none of my Facebook friends know about it. It`s where I can talk poo, about anything. The fun-ist part? It`s being archived by the Library of Congress! Why? IDK, but it`s true!
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Male 1,083
so what ARE we supposed to tweet about? oh wait. i get it.
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Male 5,190
Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About: Everything.
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Male 113
this post is as much of a failure as Twitter is
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Female 452
I signed up for twitter about 2 years ago, made maybe one entry and haven`t used it since. I am still getting emails notifying me that random people are following me.
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Female 683
I hate twitter. It`s useless.
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Male 2,703
supersmash, twitter is just another in a long line of social media that will burn out and go crazy on ads just prior.

its not the first, livejournal was one of the first, followed by xanga, followed by myspace, soon followed by facebook, followed by twitter, whats the next big social media?
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Male 425
Twitter? that is?
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Male 2,868
@duffytoler- My thought`s exactly.
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Male 877
why not waste your time on here instead!
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Male 21
this website should just redirect to theoatmeal
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Male 2,893
How about "Stop Tweeting anything."
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Male 5,194
>>Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About

Everything.
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Male 3,819
"Twitter is only accidentally useful. It`s like if we found that Paris Hilton`s farts cure cancer. The bitch herself isn`t useful and deserves little to no praise."

http://tinyurl.com/yfmxtf7
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Male 1,371
I don`t understand this list. It is saying not to use Twitter for it`s intended use. Twitter is for useless updates of pointlessness.
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Male 257
haha sweet fight club reference
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Male 28
@Namikaze: I totally did!! Go Fight Club!
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Male 2,436
Never tried Twitter, don`t know anyone who uses it, kinda` getting tired of hearing about it ...Facebook too.
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Female 965
I have a "friend" who does the Emotional Breakthrough thing. And the Inspirational Quote thing. And the Meaningful Lyrics thing.

If she continues, pretty soon I`ll be doing the Punch Her In The Face thing.
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Male 222
Noone else noticed the Tyler Durden quote?
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Male 25,416
Stop tweating full stop!
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Male 722
The Oatmeal strikes again...
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Male 11,740
Twitter is a total waste of time anyway.
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Female 2,289
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Male 2,688
SuperSmash, I get all my "Twitter" like functions out of Facebook... Why would I bother with Twitter?
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Male 1,623
"this basically says "stop tweeting anything."

Do you object to this?
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Male 3,756
All the anti-Twitter will eat their words when Twitter never goes away and eventually they open an account. It`s inevitable. Just like texting. I used to be against texting. Now, I do it almost exclusively.

So, if you`re anti-Twitter now, just remember that you`ll be eating your words later, so choose wisely. It`ll happen. So just get over it now.
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Male 274
YAY fight club quotes :D

whats that? what rules... EEAAAGHH!AAF!%F6&G*£T!!
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Male 2,688
This post should have just said "STOP TWITTER" in general... I`m tempted to start a Twitter profile, just so I can post a Twitter status saying "If you`re reading this, then you are a retarded Twitterfag."
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Male 3,756
I tweet all the time and never tweet about these things. It`s mostly opinions, responses to others` tweets, or just that awesome idea you get when no one is around that you need to document so that you can prove to others that you thought of it first.
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Male 716
"this basically says "stop tweeting anything." "

Hopefully that`s his point...
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Male 2,703
"this basically says "stop tweeting anything.""

and what is wrong with that? seriously, what is the point of tweeting?
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Male 768
This is stupid. If you don;t like what they are tweeting, don;t read it. The person who made this obviously meant to make a picture that said "stop using Twitter."
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Male 2,748
never been on twitter... never plan to be on twitter
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Male 91
http://twitpic.com/dfj2 is not a picture of Snickers` #2 on the linoleum...
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Male 12,365
[quote]So, that basically leaves absolutely nothing to tweet. WTF is acceptable now?[/quote]

It`s not a matter of `now` and this picture doesn`t change anything.

What`s being pointed out is that the vast majority of people never had anything to twitter about anyway. I`m being generous with "the vast majority". I`m not sure that anyone ever had any good reason to use twitter.

I was going to argue that the name is appropriate because it`s only possible to use it for short little chirrups of text that are somewhat like birds twittering, but then I realised that the comparison is unfair. Birds` twittering serves a useful purpose.

It is impressive as a business - they`re making money from nothing - but not as impressive as Facebook in that respect. They`ve got hordes of people eager to give away vast amounts of valuable personal information and convinced that Facebook is doing them a favour by taking it. Bizarre.
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Male 749
I can`t be bothered with twitter.
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Female 305
Facebook to me is like Twitter, status updates are basically identical in purpose. Unless I have a business that does competitions on there or updates on sales or whatever, it`s not really needed in my opinion.
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Male 200
this basically says "stop tweeting anything."
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Female 163
So, that basically leaves absolutely nothing to tweet. WTF is acceptable now? Wicker?
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Male 3,255
"Twitter`s one of the most useful things invented in the past 20 years."

Twitter is only accidentally useful. It`s like if we found that Paris Hilton`s farts cure cancer. The bitch herself isn`t useful and deserves little to no praise.
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Male 1,351
@bcandc,
Like everything, in moderation I would say it is ok. Like using Facebook to keep up with people you don`t have ready access to, that should be fine. Occasionally even lounging on it is acceptable. Please don`t assume ALL people who use it or even Twitter don`t know how to interact with, as you so masterfully put it, "the real Fing world".
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Male 233
i`m glad/proud i do not have a tweeter account...it`s so effing useless
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Male 3,255
@Ando

Bingo.
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Male 3,819
"If you`re going to just rip stuff from The Oatmeal, at least credit it."

I think it`s blatantly obvious this is The Oatmeal. Anybody who`s familiar with The Oatmeal knows this guy`s style.

And I don`t give a sh*t what anybody thinks. If you use it and right and get it`s full potential (not be scared to ever try it out of fear of feeling gay or use it for 4 days and say "this is stupid") Twitter`s one of the most useful things invented in the past 20 years. It`s only downfall is the immense number of idiots on there but you learn how to drown them out.
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Female 141
The only thing more lame than the people that spend all their time updating their lives on these sites, are the people that spend all their time making a top ten list as to why it`s so lame.
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Female 34
Omg, I hate it when people change their facebook status like every 30 minutes. No one cares if you just took a shower!! poo!
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Female 2
This just made me question my faith in society.Why do people acctually feel accomplished saying these things.
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Male 14
WTF is wrong with people these days? Twitter, Facebook etc....how about you interact with people in the real Fing world? Just a thought.
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Male 373
Things you need to stop doing:
Tweeting
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Male 1,311
So potentially don`t tweet at all? Works for me, I think it`s damn retarded anyway.
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Male 55
If you`re going to just rip stuff from The Oatmeal, at least credit it.

The original at The Oatmeal
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Male 37,888
twitter is for Twits

`nuff said
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Male 503
thats why i don`t have twitter
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Male 239
But what else do I have to tweet about!?
Jokes
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Male 203
Love It :`)
Fat Birds FTW.
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Male 82
what are we supposed to tweet then?
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Female 3,574
... after reading this, I wonder why he didn`t just say "don`t use twitter".
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Male 19,838
Link: Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because NO ONE cares about the mundane parts of your life.
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