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Date: 07/05/10 01:01 PM

61 Responses to They Felon Love… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of twenty12
    twenty12 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Link: They Felon Love... - You picked a winner, lady.
  2. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Just because you`re in jail doesn`t mean you`re a horrible human being that doesn`t deserve some form of love... You`re still human...
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Hey now...don`t be silly! Maybe they were together before and she`s visiting? Nothing wrong with standing by your man.
  4. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    nothing to see here,
    move along...
  5. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    LMAO! like the baby photo
  6. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I think I know that dude.
  7. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Funny thing is everyone makes mistakes, and you have zero knowledge of why he is in there. So saying she picked a winner liek its a joke means nothing. Especially when there are much worse people that arent in jail/
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    They are soulmates
  9. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    llol
  10. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    wow he looks like so much like someone i know it`s almost spooky
  11. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    They should use that pic on their Christmas cards.
  12. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    I got a Christmas card like that once.
  13. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Is that Troy Aikman?
  14. Profile photo of dude21292
    dude21292 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    nice pun. does that happen alot or does he get a new bf in jail.
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    I don`t get it. So she is visiting her boyfriend, who is in prison. Is it funny because she`s wearing a big ass Christian cross around her neck?
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Awwww...
  17. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    This is what happens when you turn 18 before your girlfriend does. Always date older girls until you turn 18, your criminal record will thank you.
  18. Profile photo of AsdaPrice
    AsdaPrice Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    she looks like a dirty chav and i bet he`s "innocent"
  19. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Haha I get it! :D
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36869 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    a sign to dump your boyfriend
    . . .
    the Prison Entrance sign
  21. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I`m not usually very good at seeing how people resemble each other, so I may be completely wrong...but I think these two are brother and sister. They have the same eyes.
  22. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    nonononono, shes the one in jail
  23. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    "That`s okay...with Jebus on my side, I can CHANGE him!" Sigh.
  24. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Hirr Hirr,, Felon love
  25. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    What a fu*king loser.
  26. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Looks like he is serving his time and no face tats yet so there may be hope. Aw crap, if you look close, he has knuckle tats.
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    catlikegrace
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    504 Posts Monday, July 5, 2010 4:11:24 PM
    I`m not usually very good at seeing how people resemble each other, so I may be completely wrong...but I think these two are brother and sister. They have the same eyes.



    maybe onto something...
  28. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Picked 2 winners. Dude incarcerated and a huge cross, which most likely wasnt the way Jeebus was hung. the fake person Jeebus was pro;lly hung on a T, not a cross
  29. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    he might be wrongly imprisoned you know, it does happen
  30. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    wrongly imprisoned
  31. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Firstly, I am absolutely appalled and disgusted with the way that article showed such disrespect to that man. Mainly, because I`ve been through what he`s going through, only, not nearly as long. Several years ago I was working at KFC. I got fired from there and several days later they received a bomb threat. The employee who answered said that it sounded like me, and told the police about my recent termination. They came to my house at 1 in the morning and questioned me for 15 minutes before even telling me what had happened or why they were there. Eventually they left, but a week after that two detectives came to my house and started verbally abusing me in my front yard. They were attempting to coerce a confession out of me, for something I had not even done. They had nothing saying it was me other than that one employee. On top of all this, the court house in my county had also received a similar bomb threat from the same phone number....
  32. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I unfortunately was ignorant of my rights at that point, so when they threatened to put me in jail to await trial "for as much as 6 months", I went ahead and signed a confession. It was a video confession, and in the video the detective who interrogated me can be clearly seen coaching me through the confession on what to say. On top of that, there was a recording of the second bomb threat because it was placed to the police station. After the confession they took me to jail, which I had been assured would not happen. I spent three and a half months pleading my innocence, as being put in jail awakened me from my ignorance and showed me the ugly truth of my situation. I had to sell my car, and my dad helped me out with some money for an attorney. He listened to the tape before meeting me, and he watched the confession video. The voices were totally different. I do not have a thick southern accent, nor a very deep voice...
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    I offered to take a lie detector test, or anything else required to show it was not me. My father and uncle were home that night and both knew I had never made a phone call during that night. Also, the phone that made the calls was a trak phone from Wal-mart, which does not have to be registered to someones name. Wal-mart has an extensive video surveillance system with high detail digital cameras. They could probably read the time off your watch. The phone`s activation date was retrieved from the phone company, and also the store that the phone was bought from. They could have easily watched the surveillance tapes to prove my innocence, but they never even tried. Also, my brother had heard them trying to strong arm me into a confession. As you can see, there was pretty overwhelming proof that I did not do it. They set my bail at 300,000 dollars, to make sure that I couldn`t get out until a trial.
  34. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    pizzaroll, that article was from The Onion, a fake news website. The article is not real.
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    After three and a half months, the bastard that was really making the calls started using the phone again. They brought his ass in and the state attorney contacted my attorney to let him know that I "may be wrongfully incarcerated". I was finally cleared to take a polygraph (lie detector) test. I passed, of course, and was released on the same day. I never got an apology from the county. When I attempted to sue for time spent wrongfully imprisoned and the massive attorney fees, I was told that it would be a very shaky case that would we would be unlikely at best to win. Apparently, the detectives had followed proper operating procedure. Which is of course absolute bullsh*t. I love this country, but I hate the government. The United States government is a disease, a f*cking virus that just feeds on peoples lives. Just thinking about it fills me with intense rage and hatred. That is only from three and a half months of that poo. I can`t imagine what this man is going through.
  36. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    @Norts, Damn, I should have realized that. Now I feel a bit silly sharing all of that. But as you can see, what I said about the rage is true. As soon as I saw that I just started seeing red.
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    wow... at least they love each other?
  38. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    She looks like an uglier version of my ex :(
  39. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    After three and a half months, the bastard that was really making the calls started using the phone again. They brought his ass in and the state attorney contacted my attorney to let him know that I "may be wrongfully incarcerated". I was finally cleared to take a polygraph (lie detector) test. I passed, of course, and was released on the same day. I never got an apology from the county. When I attempted to sue for time spent wrongfully imprisoned and the massive attorney fees, I was told that it would be a very shaky case that would we would be unlikely at best to win. Apparently, the detectives had followed proper operating procedure. Which is of course absolute bullsh*t. I love this country, but I hate the government. The United States government is a disease, a f*cking virus that just feeds on peoples lives. Just thinking about it fills me with intense rage and hatred. That is only from three and a half months of that poo. I can`t imagine what this man is going through.
  40. Profile photo of Dolomyte
    Dolomyte Male 18-29
    102 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    @pizzaroll
    You have the state by the balls in that scenario, if that is all the facts of the case.

    If you really want to fire back at the state and reaffirm your rights as stated under the constitution, study up on Common Law, what a Court of Record is and how it`s conducted, and the 8th amendment of the Constitution as it pertains to that bail set at $300,000.00

    Most lawyers learn statutory law, rather statutes and codes, rather than the real law of the land as prescribed by Article 3 of the Constitution which is Common Law.

    A website to read more into this is www.1215.org
  41. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    Pizza, you really should at least attempt to sue. At the very least it`ll scare the cops that did this to you away from pulling crap like that. Even if you lose, you`ll make a point, and if you win hopefully they`ll be fired. It`s not just about you, those cops are going to do that again and probably did it before you. They just want to look good for solving a case that they don`t even attempt to actually solve, and they couldn`t care less about the consequences if they`re wrong.
  42. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Maybe it is her brother..?
  43. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    how cute.
  44. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Classy.
  45. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    Pizza, polygraphs are highly inaccurate, so that could be the "shaky," but "standard operating procedure" doesn`t exist for detectives...so whoever told you it`s a shaky case also doesn`t particularly care about you.

    I don`t know where you live, but I wouldn`t trust any of the people in law enforcement there. They seem rather corrupt.
  46. Profile photo of hootie12
    hootie12 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    weak post, nothing in this picture indicates they are "in love"
  47. Profile photo of EmilieIsHere
    EmilieIsHere Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:41 am
    N`awwwww
  48. Profile photo of ignotus
    ignotus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:36 am
    hootie12: what other reasons are there for going to a prison in order to get a inmate to pose for a pic with you trough the bulletproof glass?

    unless you just wanna scare your parents.
    "Hey mom & dad, just wanted you to know, this is the parent of your grandchild"


  49. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:16 am
    Does anyone else see the irony in the necklace the girl chose to wear?

    The was nothing more than the great grandfather of the electric chair. Prisoners were put to death on it!
  50. Profile photo of nospoons
    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:29 am
    Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a fatter, more addicted to drugs Brad Pitt?
  51. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:44 am
    @ignotus "what other reasons are there for going to a prison in order to get a inmate to pose for a pic with you trough the bulletproof glass?"

    perhaps it`s her brother, a good friend, cousin? ...could be anyone really...
  52. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:20 am
    @nospoons He looks like someone smashed Brad Pitt`s face into a desk and it swelled up.
  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
    whoa.. he kinda looks like brad pitt.. XD
  54. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I got nothing.
  55. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    her necklace just ties the whole picture together
  56. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:45 am
    it`s a county jail. not a prison.
  57. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:00 am
    omg the caption made me groan out loud, awaking my cat. That cheesy.
  58. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Awww, and she`s a good christian girl.
  59. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    they look like brother and sister
  60. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:41 am
    well, imlaramarie, that doesn`t mean they can`t still be in love :)

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