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Date: 07/16/10 02:01 PM

39 Responses to The Truth About Pre-Mature Ejaculation [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Link: The Truth About Pre-Mature Ejaculation - Technically, he`s correct.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    2 shae! bravo!
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    It`s never premature. You just tell her she is so hot and sexy that she gets you there fast! " WOW baby you so hot! "

    Then thank her and aske her to make you a sandwich while she`s up.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    never had that problem (cough cough)
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    "2 shae"

    Seriously? For future reference: touche. I`m too lazy to put the accent over the e.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    thats just sad.
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    mchudson Female 18-29
    67 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    and he wonders why the next few nights she`ll have a headache...
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    HAHAHAHA!
  9. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    i suppose he`s correct
  10. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    a** clown!
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    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    eww
  12. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    All according to plan. xD
  13. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    From the posts down here I guess I should
    stop doing this?
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Eeh even if it goes to plan she`s still gonna be pissed. XD
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    The REAL Truth About Pre-Mature Ejaculation: only women care.
  16. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I always manage to make a woman come at least twice before I do, but then again...
  17. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Seriously who peaked through my window last week!!!??
  18. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    LOLOLOLOL
  19. Profile photo of Kurogan7
    Kurogan7 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Did anybody else imagine him speaking in a british accent?
  20. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    No, Kurogan7....but now I can`t stop laughing at the thought!
  21. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    @Kurogan totally did!! haha win :D
  22. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Yes Kurogan, its the haircut he`s rocking.
  23. Profile photo of Antithet
    Antithet Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:50 am
    @IamBored29 How exactly does the hair make him British. I know no British person with that hair
  24. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:09 am
    haha, the poor british just can`t win
  25. Profile photo of untiedshoes6
    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:39 am
    HalfSandwich

    haha, the poor british just can`t win

    ^WIN.
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    craigconnell Male 40-49
    3 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Here`s a tip from an old guy for the young guys who have this problem. Don`t take her right away. Use your tongue down below until she screams. Then do what every you want for as long or short as you want. She won`t care.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    hahahahhaa!!! we have a friend... we make fun of him relentlessly...
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    And that`s right about when she left him.
  29. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    And that`s right about when she left him.
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    And those two thrust were the most epic thrusts in history and all the women came flocking to him afterwards, THE END.
  31. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 6:02 am
    My guess is that wasn`t HER plan...
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    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    hahahaha that`s great. guess it could be good to plan things. haha. although she should be a part of it too..... =|
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    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    He Missed
  34. Profile photo of SuperNerdFTW
    SuperNerdFTW Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    He`s a keeper :P
  35. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 2:18 am
    Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Well he should be ready for round 2 now.
  37. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    I do not believe in `premature ejaculations`. Screw that. All women have delayed orgasms. Case Closed.
  38. Profile photo of PranaDevil
    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Women don`t suffer from premature ejaculation.

    But then, neither do men, it`s not premature for us, it`s bang on time.

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