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Date: 07/13/10 11:01 AM

87 Responses to The Toilet Paper Roll: Rights & Wrongs [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Link: The Toilet Paper Roll: Rights & Wrongs - There is only one way to hang your toilet paper roll--this guide will show you how. Learn it, live it.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:04 am
    lol I so agree. My boyfriend always put it on "under" and it ever so slightly annoys me lol.
  3. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:10 am
    I`ve been doing it wrong!
  4. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
    About time it`s been said! Now, can we get a PA on tv too?
  5. Profile photo of douchebagger
    douchebagger Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
    I`ve been doing it wrong forever..
  6. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:13 am
    why would anyone in their right mind hang it the wrong way, are they stupid or something?
  7. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Love it.
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Oh so true !
  9. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:16 am
    This is one of the 43958 things I really don`t give a crap about.
  10. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1076 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:16 am
    People who have cats put it under....
    It`s so that when they ravage your bathroom and start spinning the toilet paper roll it doesn`t unravel onto the floor.

    P.S. I hate cats.
  11. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:21 am
    It may be rude, but I always switch the roll around at my friends` houses =]
  12. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Passive aggressive much?
  13. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:27 am
    To bad this does not cover the lazy people who don`t put the new roll on the holder. otherwise this is so true I hate when someone does put it on wrong.
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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:32 am
    "This is one of the 43958 things I really don`t give a crap about."

    Can we get a list of the others?

    ....for future reference and all
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:33 am
    TP Over 4 Life !
  16. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Lazy people who dont put it on the roll ftw!
  17. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I honestly don`t give a crap about this. This infographic annoys me though.
  18. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:41 am
    hell, I`m just happy if someone else in the house can manage to put a new roll on the holder.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:44 am
    If only for the floaty eyeball, I enjoyed it.
  20. Profile photo of onewhosinz
    onewhosinz Female 30-39
    47 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I do the same thing BJH515!
    And RPossum, you`re an idiot... either way it`s gonna unravel on the floor if they catch the end.
    And.. I have cats and it always goes over.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:49 am
    right that was a waste of time!
  22. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Ahh, the sacred one-handed tear. Few have learned, fewer still have mastered it.
  23. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    This is true.
  24. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    It does not drating matter. Just wipe your ass, wash your nasty hands and leave.

    ...oh, and flush, cause that would just be nasty...
  25. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    listen to this picture. it knows the truth!
  26. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Under the roll is for jerks and lesbians. There, I said it, it needed to be said.
  27. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    "why would anyone in their right mind hang it the wrong way, are they stupid or something?"

    Some do it for "aesthetics," aesthetics for anal-wipe paper...
  28. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    WOW, really? Oh thank god I know now!!! This whole time I`ve been wiping my as with the family cat! What a relief!
  29. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    I don`t care how it`s hung, but I do care that it`s there.
  30. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Honestly, it ain`t that big a problem for me...however, I do it over naturally.
  31. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    To bad this does not cover the lazy people who don`t put the new roll on the holder.
    -----------

    My toilet paper isn`t on the holder, but it`s because the holder is broken. Because I broke it. Whoops...
  32. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    The last one is a lie, the over way does that.
  33. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    This will be a shocking revelation to my girlfriend and every roommate I`ve ever had.
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    You guys know that how the toilet paper is located is unimportant, I mean as long is there, doesnt matter how, its all that counts at the end
  35. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    If you`re too retarded to function because the toilet paper is flipped one way as opposed to the other, you lose.
  36. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    The other way does not do that cuz you see where it starts easier.
  37. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    I`ve been saying this for years. Stupid under people!!
  38. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I ALWAYS have my toilet paper under. I prefer it that way.
  39. Profile photo of Loganp3
    Loganp3 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    IDK, Angel. I`m going to pick the way that keeps my ass closest over the bowl, IMO.
  40. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    I thought I knew all I ever needed to know about the mechanics of the smallest room until a friend mentioned, while watching the England Slovenia game, that he always wiped sitting down. Instant poll of the pub revealed that he was in the minority but not alone. Personally I think it`s wrong for a man to do this and he should be persecuted but I`m willing to listen to your opinion too.
  41. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    >>I ALWAYS have my toilet paper under. I prefer it that way.

    You will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
  42. Profile photo of LookItsLeia
    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    People really devote their time to making an infographic about toilet paper positioning? lol
  43. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    This is the MEANING OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Eff all you left-wing, pablum-puking, dirty, rotten, smelly, commie, druggie, hippie, UNDER FREAKS!!!!
  44. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    IN THE END ...

    Washing > wiping

    because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

    When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?
  45. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    I use my TP over like a sane person, but it makes sense to go under if you, say, live in a dusty sh*thole and the outside of the roll is dirty because you would expose a perfectly clean side of the tp. then again, i`d rather have a dusty bottom than a dirty one :p besides, who cares?
  46. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Over > under. `Tis true.
  47. Profile photo of Bremir
    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    :/ I have it go under and I`ve had no problems at all. I don`t really see how it matters which way you put it, either. It`s there so you can do your business and wipe. It`s kind of sad if it bothers you that much if it`s not the way you want it.
  48. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    It goes over the top unless you have a reason to put it under, such as a cat or kid who likes to play with the paper.
  49. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    "IN THE END ...

    Washing > wiping

    because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

    When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?"

    I don`t like having a wet ass.

    It`s called, "wipe it off as much as possible and take a fricking shower daily."

    I`ll admit, there are a bunch of people out there who leave skid marks in their underpants, but dude, you`re supposed to wipe until you no longer see brown on the TP. Common sense.
  50. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    ...I am convinced.
  51. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    I couldn`t give 2 shiiits.
  52. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    OMG, this is one of the very few beliefs I would fight for. Anyone who prefers it under should be KILLED WITH FIRE!!!
  53. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    I would only wash, not wipe. If I was on a picnic and my hand touched dog drat on accident, I would wash my hands. Why would anyone think a paper wipe will clean drat off their body?

    But yes, the paper goes over like this shows. That is why the pictures on the print are on one side of the paper not the other. This info-graphic could have added that as more proof.
  54. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    Pretty much.

    Every time I go over to a family members house and it`s under, I have to switch it correctly.
  55. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Win
  56. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    "Squalid hellhole"? "Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion"? "Dogs mating on dining room table"?
  57. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    "Why would anyone think a paper wipe will clean drat off their body?"

    the ass is used for 2 things, sitting and pooting. you don`t wash your face completely if you accidentally get food on it while eating, you wipe it with a dry napkin...food will be going in that direction again soon...same for the arse - poo will be coming in that direction soon
  58. Profile photo of WoWFacter
    WoWFacter Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    over is the only way
  59. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    yes! i find it perplexing that some people do it wrong.
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    NO! This is wrong! EYEBLEACH!! cannot be unseen....
  61. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    "IN THE END ...

    Washing > wiping

    because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

    When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?"


    WTF Man? You wash you ass every single time you poop? I shower and wash my crack then... You`re messed up.
  62. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    IkeRay. The ass is used for 3 things. and you know what I mean ;)
  63. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 12:08 am
    over is the only way it should be done...
  64. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 12:08 am
    @batmanners
    Totally, I used to wash it with some cup thingy, now i use a bidet. I don`t know what I`m gonna do when I go to college and use communal bathrooms though >.>
  65. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Also sometimes poo will get on your underwear if you don`t wash and it can smell sometimes, especially if it`s the extra soft poo that takes a billion wipes to get rid of
  66. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Thank you, I-A-B. People have been telling me under is right my whole life D:
  67. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 1:58 am
    the last segment is a face :P
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 4:57 am
    lol
  69. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:00 am
    I prefer under. It just looks right.
  70. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:26 am
    The correct way ACTUALLY is:

    Which ever way the toilet paper roll is oriented after you fumble with the damn spring loaded missle, and finally manage to cram the whole contraption back together. That is definitively correct.
  71. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:02 am
    Hey, just be glad I actually CHANGED the roll, okay!
  72. Profile photo of donjobs
    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:05 am
    paddyt, how could you possibly prefer under??!! It`s people like you that are ruining this world.
  73. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:12 am
    This is bullsh*t, under is right. The free sheetage view doesn`t even matter cuz you`re gonna have to take more to wipe anyway. The holding point is higher in real life, you grab it, push up and use leverage to tear it clean, whereas most of the time when it`s over and you try to tear it it just pulls out more and you gotta use two hands...
  74. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:43 am

  75. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:49 am
    My brother always makes it be under. We banned him from replacing the TP (at best he can put the roll on top of the holdy thing, but he isn`t allowed to put it on!).
  76. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Holy cow people, it really doesn`t matter. If you`re so vehement about the positioning of the roll of toilet paper, you are a useless human being.

    PS: I USE IT BOTH WAYS. YOUR MIND = BLOWN.
  77. Profile photo of PranaDevil
    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Skeezer1991 speaks the truth. This entire picture is wrong, and whoever created it is an idiot.

    Plus, to top it off, under is actually neater too.
  78. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    I honestly don`t think I`ve ever given it a second thought, and I just throw the new tp roll on however which way it ends up.

    But I do know that under is the "proper" way, if you care about such stupid things like which side the salad fork goes on.
  79. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    how can anyone in honest think the opposite of this graphic is okay? sure...if you like piles of TP on the floor and half-torn sheets and poor perspectives.....
  80. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 12:42 am
    What kind of idiot would let it pile up on the floor like that? It`s perfectly possible to use it either way.
    Retards
  81. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:25 am
    I actually read it all
  82. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 7:54 am
    hehehehehe, the last thing in this looks like a pair of eyes and a monocle.
  83. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    The point of this is...?
    I agree with bridog, it`s stupid to care about things like which side the salad fork goes on. I hold my food for cutting with a fork in a sort of a dagger position, facing downwards. Assassination on the steak.
  84. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:27 am
    I once heard that people tend to hang the paper the way they`re built: men over the top, women underneath. I`ve seen the theory proven wrong, but I still think it`s funny.
  85. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Toilet paper?
    Is it Japanese?
  86. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 7:07 am
    F*ckin paper, how do they work?
  87. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:24 am
    toilet paper?

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