The Toilet Paper Roll: Rights & Wrongs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

There is only one way to hang your toilet paper roll--this guide will show you how. Learn it, live it.
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Male 1,023
toilet paper?
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Male 1,136
F*ckin paper, how do they work?
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Male 754
Toilet paper?
Is it Japanese?
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Female 261
I once heard that people tend to hang the paper the way they`re built: men over the top, women underneath. I`ve seen the theory proven wrong, but I still think it`s funny.
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Male 312
The point of this is...?
I agree with bridog, it`s stupid to care about things like which side the salad fork goes on. I hold my food for cutting with a fork in a sort of a dagger position, facing downwards. Assassination on the steak.
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Male 343
hehehehehe, the last thing in this looks like a pair of eyes and a monocle.
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Female 188
I actually read it all
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Male 1,815
What kind of idiot would let it pile up on the floor like that? It`s perfectly possible to use it either way.
Retards
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Male 3,915
how can anyone in honest think the opposite of this graphic is okay? sure...if you like piles of TP on the floor and half-torn sheets and poor perspectives.....
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Male 571
I honestly don`t think I`ve ever given it a second thought, and I just throw the new tp roll on however which way it ends up.

But I do know that under is the "proper" way, if you care about such stupid things like which side the salad fork goes on.
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Male 40
Skeezer1991 speaks the truth. This entire picture is wrong, and whoever created it is an idiot.

Plus, to top it off, under is actually neater too.
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Male 772
Holy cow people, it really doesn`t matter. If you`re so vehement about the positioning of the roll of toilet paper, you are a useless human being.

PS: I USE IT BOTH WAYS. YOUR MIND = BLOWN.
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Female 2,674
My brother always makes it be under. We banned him from replacing the TP (at best he can put the roll on top of the holdy thing, but he isn`t allowed to put it on!).
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Male 37,897

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Male 720
This is bullsh*t, under is right. The free sheetage view doesn`t even matter cuz you`re gonna have to take more to wipe anyway. The holding point is higher in real life, you grab it, push up and use leverage to tear it clean, whereas most of the time when it`s over and you try to tear it it just pulls out more and you gotta use two hands...
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Male 68
paddyt, how could you possibly prefer under??!! It`s people like you that are ruining this world.
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Female 68
Hey, just be glad I actually CHANGED the roll, okay!
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Male 1,299
The correct way ACTUALLY is:

Which ever way the toilet paper roll is oriented after you fumble with the damn spring loaded missle, and finally manage to cram the whole contraption back together. That is definitively correct.
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Male 1,067
I prefer under. It just looks right.
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 4,793
the last segment is a face :P
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Male 383
Thank you, I-A-B. People have been telling me under is right my whole life D:
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Male 314
Also sometimes poo will get on your underwear if you don`t wash and it can smell sometimes, especially if it`s the extra soft poo that takes a billion wipes to get rid of
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Male 314
@batmanners
Totally, I used to wash it with some cup thingy, now i use a bidet. I don`t know what I`m gonna do when I go to college and use communal bathrooms though >.>
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Male 2,748
over is the only way it should be done...
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Female 517
IkeRay. The ass is used for 3 things. and you know what I mean ;)
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Male 4,004
"IN THE END ...

Washing > wiping

because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?"


WTF Man? You wash you ass every single time you poop? I shower and wash my crack then... You`re messed up.
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Female 3,828
NO! This is wrong! EYEBLEACH!! cannot be unseen....
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Male 322
yes! i find it perplexing that some people do it wrong.
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Male 19
over is the only way
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Male 2,703
"Why would anyone think a paper wipe will clean drat off their body?"

the ass is used for 2 things, sitting and pooting. you don`t wash your face completely if you accidentally get food on it while eating, you wipe it with a dry napkin...food will be going in that direction again soon...same for the arse - poo will be coming in that direction soon
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Male 2,703
"Squalid hellhole"? "Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion"? "Dogs mating on dining room table"?
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Male 2,690
Win
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Female 901
Pretty much.

Every time I go over to a family members house and it`s under, I have to switch it correctly.
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Male 1,021
I would only wash, not wipe. If I was on a picnic and my hand touched dog drat on accident, I would wash my hands. Why would anyone think a paper wipe will clean drat off their body?

But yes, the paper goes over like this shows. That is why the pictures on the print are on one side of the paper not the other. This info-graphic could have added that as more proof.
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Male 2,436
OMG, this is one of the very few beliefs I would fight for. Anyone who prefers it under should be KILLED WITH FIRE!!!
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Male 206
I couldn`t give 2 shiiits.
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Male 680
...I am convinced.
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Female 1,427
"IN THE END ...

Washing > wiping

because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?"

I don`t like having a wet ass.

It`s called, "wipe it off as much as possible and take a fricking shower daily."

I`ll admit, there are a bunch of people out there who leave skid marks in their underpants, but dude, you`re supposed to wipe until you no longer see brown on the TP. Common sense.
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Male 3,314
It goes over the top unless you have a reason to put it under, such as a cat or kid who likes to play with the paper.
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Male 392
:/ I have it go under and I`ve had no problems at all. I don`t really see how it matters which way you put it, either. It`s there so you can do your business and wipe. It`s kind of sad if it bothers you that much if it`s not the way you want it.
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Male 425
Over > under. `Tis true.
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Male 1,343
I use my TP over like a sane person, but it makes sense to go under if you, say, live in a dusty sh*thole and the outside of the roll is dirty because you would expose a perfectly clean side of the tp. then again, i`d rather have a dusty bottom than a dirty one :p besides, who cares?
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Male 497
IN THE END ...

Washing > wiping

because there is some little poo left. Can`t believe so many people just wipe

When you go eat u wash ur hands or wipe them?
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Male 293
This is the MEANING OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Eff all you left-wing, pablum-puking, dirty, rotten, smelly, commie, druggie, hippie, UNDER FREAKS!!!!
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Female 55
People really devote their time to making an infographic about toilet paper positioning? lol
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Male 5,194
>>I ALWAYS have my toilet paper under. I prefer it that way.

You will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Male 219
I thought I knew all I ever needed to know about the mechanics of the smallest room until a friend mentioned, while watching the England Slovenia game, that he always wiped sitting down. Instant poll of the pub revealed that he was in the minority but not alone. Personally I think it`s wrong for a man to do this and he should be persecuted but I`m willing to listen to your opinion too.
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Male 112
IDK, Angel. I`m going to pick the way that keeps my ass closest over the bowl, IMO.
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Female 1,062
I ALWAYS have my toilet paper under. I prefer it that way.
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Female 316
I`ve been saying this for years. Stupid under people!!
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Female 322
The other way does not do that cuz you see where it starts easier.
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Male 391
If you`re too retarded to function because the toilet paper is flipped one way as opposed to the other, you lose.
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Male 15,510
You guys know that how the toilet paper is located is unimportant, I mean as long is there, doesnt matter how, its all that counts at the end
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Male 95
This will be a shocking revelation to my girlfriend and every roommate I`ve ever had.
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Male 185
The last one is a lie, the over way does that.
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Female 470
To bad this does not cover the lazy people who don`t put the new roll on the holder.
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My toilet paper isn`t on the holder, but it`s because the holder is broken. Because I broke it. Whoops...
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Male 731
Honestly, it ain`t that big a problem for me...however, I do it over naturally.
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Female 4,039
I don`t care how it`s hung, but I do care that it`s there.
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Female 895
WOW, really? Oh thank god I know now!!! This whole time I`ve been wiping my as with the family cat! What a relief!
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Male 4,014
"why would anyone in their right mind hang it the wrong way, are they stupid or something?"

Some do it for "aesthetics," aesthetics for anal-wipe paper...
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Male 4,014
Under the roll is for jerks and lesbians. There, I said it, it needed to be said.
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Male 5,314
listen to this picture. it knows the truth!
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Female 3,727
It does not drating matter. Just wipe your ass, wash your nasty hands and leave.

...oh, and flush, cause that would just be nasty...
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Male 1,623
This is true.
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Male 1,351
Ahh, the sacred one-handed tear. Few have learned, fewer still have mastered it.
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Male 25,416
right that was a waste of time!
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Female 47
I do the same thing BJH515!
And RPossum, you`re an idiot... either way it`s gonna unravel on the floor if they catch the end.
And.. I have cats and it always goes over.
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Male 1,002
If only for the floaty eyeball, I enjoyed it.
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Female 173
hell, I`m just happy if someone else in the house can manage to put a new roll on the holder.
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Male 695
I honestly don`t give a crap about this. This infographic annoys me though.
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Male 252
Lazy people who dont put it on the roll ftw!
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Male 6,694
TP Over 4 Life !
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Male 776
"This is one of the 43958 things I really don`t give a crap about."

Can we get a list of the others?

....for future reference and all
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Male 138
To bad this does not cover the lazy people who don`t put the new roll on the holder. otherwise this is so true I hate when someone does put it on wrong.
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Male 2,121
Passive aggressive much?
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Male 223
It may be rude, but I always switch the roll around at my friends` houses =]
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Male 1,122
People who have cats put it under....
It`s so that when they ravage your bathroom and start spinning the toilet paper roll it doesn`t unravel onto the floor.

P.S. I hate cats.
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Female 1,623
This is one of the 43958 things I really don`t give a crap about.
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Male 6,694
Oh so true !
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Female 275
Love it.
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Male 2,005
why would anyone in their right mind hang it the wrong way, are they stupid or something?
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Male 27
I`ve been doing it wrong forever..
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Male 2,424
About time it`s been said! Now, can we get a PA on tv too?
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Male 2,506
I`ve been doing it wrong!
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Female 3,574
lol I so agree. My boyfriend always put it on "under" and it ever so slightly annoys me lol.
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Male 19,873
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